Chapter 12 Perform a Magic Trick

The cafe, which was bustling with laughter and curses, suddenly fell silent.

All the diners' eyes turned to our table.

Among them, there are many envious ones, jealous ones, mocking ones, those who are watching the fun without fear of causing trouble, and those who are eager to watch.

I can even feel one or two approving glances, giving me full energy.

However, there seems to be a hint of sympathy and sadness hidden in these two eyes full of positive energy.

I estimate that the owner of the gaze must have encountered a similar situation when he was young. He may have accidentally chosen a wrong option when he was young and ignorant, and was ruthlessly abandoned by the women he admired in an instant.

From then on, he embarked on a road of no return that can only be accompanied by Xiao Zuo and Xiao You for life, which is called a single dog.

I broke into a cold sweat.

The arrogant-looking boss lady tried her best to show a harmless and peaceful smile, trying to make me feel her deep concern for me.

If the gloating look in her eyes could be hidden better, maybe I would really believe it.

Hum hum.

I sneered three times in my heart.

You still underestimate me, boss lady.

I am neither a three-year-old kid with a runny nose and licking a lollipop at the same time, nor am I an eight- or nine-year-old kid who has nothing to do but urinates, makes mud balls, and uses a slingshot to scoop out bird eggs!

Hidden in my heart is the soul of an otaku uncle who is thirty-three years old in two lifetimes!

Home is a kind of spirit!

It’s an undying spirit that won’t stop until you’ve read all the blockbusters, and won’t close your eyes until you’ve watched all the anime!

Thirty-three is an experience!

It witnesses the growth and strength of my pair of unicorn arms, and at the same time protects my increasingly mature heart that longs for love!

In front of me, an uncle who is both spiritual and experienced, any problem is not a problem, and any difficulty will become a cloud!

Although at this moment, my facial expression is still stuck in a smile.

Although at this moment, the inside of my right arm has quietly climbed up to Barbara's slender fingers, and I may suffer sweet torture like winding clockwork at any time.

Although at this moment, a certain part of my right calf has been completely numbed by the Phoenix kick. I estimate that if this continues for a few more minutes, I will be able to order a wooden leg from Uncle Werther.

However, I didn't give up or give up!

My brain was like a working, 5,000-rpm motor, rumbling non-stop, racing against time to provide me with any ideas that might save me the situation.

The magic quartz clock hanging on the wall made a soft clicking sound. When the hour hand swung slightly and settled on the number '8', the light blue dial made of colored glaze surged through under the shroud of magic light. A stream of light like ocean waves.

It's a pity that this originally stunning beauty flowed out in an inappropriate atmosphere, and happened to be glimpsed by me, as if it was pouting at my femme fatale.

I really want to cut it into two pieces with one knife!

I let out my inner voice.

One knife. . Two paragraphs. .

I seemed to have remembered something and continued to burn my mind.

Cut in two.

Cut the Ruyi Divine Sword in two with one strike!

My mind suddenly recalled a very distant island country anime, in which a deformed-looking boy held a luminous plastic sword, drove a Gundam robot made of unknown materials, and started a fight with another group of deformed boys. A passionate and brainless story of a desperate fight.

The protagonist in it, the deformed boy, likes to use the most popular move, which is 'cut in two with a single blow, Ruyi Divine Sword'.

This move often has an amazing special effect, which is that it can divide the enemy's Gundam, and even the enemies inside, into two absolutely equal parts.

This domineering and mighty move also made me talk about it when I was still mentally disabled. In order to practice this unparalleled magical skill, I even caught dozens of innocent insects as blood sacrifices.

Until the end, I still couldn't master this amazing stunt.

But, all this is limited to the past life.

This is the Zephyr Continent, not the Blue Planet.

I'm not the 28-year-old obese otaku either.

Here, I am a twenty-two-year-old ambitious young man with silver hair that does not need to be bleached to achieve perfect whiteness, a fairly handsome face, a body with unlimited potential, and a pair of muscles that have been trained hard for three years. Thirteen years of Qilin Arm.

Although I still haven’t gotten rid of the title of single.

but!

Compared with the previous life, there has been a qualitative leap.

Because right in front of me, there are two girls who are jealous of me.

Although of the two of them, one was twisting the inside of my arm with her fair and tender hands, while the other was using her small and delicate feet to accurately kick my right calf at a speed of more than 400 times per second. same location.

However, I still feel very happy.

Even, want to cry.

It hurts so much. .

And just when the flesh in my arms was about to declare necrosis, and my right calf was about to face amputation, I cleared my throat twice and slowly stood up from my seat.

Barbara and Phoenix also immediately stopped their hands and feet, like ladies, sat quietly in their seats and gave me the sweetest smiles.

I bowed to all the diners like a gentleman, then bowed to the proprietress, and said with a smile: "Thank you proprietress for the delicious fried sardines. I'm sorry, I can't enjoy it."

"Because I want to dedicate it to my most beloved girl."

"Oh~~"

"Ouch~~"

All the diners let out shocking whistles, some of them sincerely wished me well, and more of them were just watching the fun and not afraid of causing trouble.

I raised my hand and waved it, and the diners quickly became quiet.

"Before that, let me perform a small show for everyone. It can not only increase the interest but also enhance the atmosphere. What do you think?"

"good!"

"bring it on!"

The diners were in high spirits, and all eyes were focused on me.

Phoenix, Barbara and others also looked at me with interest.

The lady boss was still smiling, as if she wanted to see what interesting tricks I could do.

On the surface, I was smiling, but actually I was in embarrassment. This delaying tactic was indeed very successful, but here comes the problem, I didn’t even think about performing any show!

God knows why such an outrageous statement suddenly came out of my head.

Although I mean cutting the fried sardines on the plate into two equal portions, is this a show?

Come on, the vast majority of adventurers out there can do this.

Some of them might be able to easily carve the word "fennel" for fennel beans on the body of the fish, although they don't know the other three different ways of writing it.

But I don’t know either!

At this moment, my expression was still so plain and natural, but there was already a huge wave in my heart.

God knows, once I can't perform anything that can hold the crowd, I'm sure they will do a live version of tearing up the Japanese with their hands like some mindless patriotic films.

I could even see, in a certain corner, a bald man with all muscles, holding a sledgehammer weighing more than 400 kilograms, and kept banging on the ground for fun. His fierce face was full of expectation.

If they knew that this was actually my delaying strategy, they would probably fly over with a hammer and mount me on the wall as a mural.

How can we satisfy everyone's expectations and divide the fried sardines on the plate into two portions?

My brain was still spinning crazily, and smoke even started to come out of my ears.

Then something clicked, and my mind settled on a brilliant idea.

He took out a gold coin from his backpack and waved it in front of everyone's eyes.

"This is a gold coin, a genuine gold coin. Come on, this handsome gentleman, can you step forward and identify whether this is a gold coin made of real gold?"

Under my instruction, a handsome young man from the Elf tribe came closer and began a detailed identification.

With the talent of being children of nature, they can easily identify the authenticity of something.

This is the superiority given to them by nature.

It is beyond the reach of other races.

The handsome young man with light green hair appraised it for a while, turned around and nodded.

"Yes, this is indeed a gold coin made of real gold."

"Then what?"

"Are we just looking at the color of the gold coins?"

The diners started to boo again.

"Next-"

I raised my voice and the cluttered voices in the cafe instantly dropped: "I'm going to show you a magic trick."

"What is magic?"

"Is it the same as magic?"

The diners whispered to each other, but their eyes were still focused on me.

"Magic can only destroy gold coins, but magic can make them disappear."

I gave them a devilish smile.

The gold coin stood quietly between the thumb and index finger, reflecting the dazzling golden light and stimulating everyone's eyes.

After shaking the gold coin, I spread it flat in my hand to show it, and then quickly threw it into the other hand, holding it slightly with both hands.

"The gold coin is in my right hand now, right?"

I asked everyone.

"That's right."

"Yes."

I gently opened my right hand, and the gold coin lay quietly in the palm of my hand, with the pattern pointing upward, like a joking smiling face, mocking my failed performance.

However, the show goes on.

"The next step is the really interesting part."

I smiled, gently lifted the fried sardines on the table, and placed them on the edge of the bar, while I still stood facing the diners with a confident smile on my face.

His left hand and right hand slowly overlapped, and the gold coins in his hands were slowly covered by the joined hands. His fingers moved slightly, as if they were playing the strings of a pipa, making it difficult for people to notice.

The hands are completely together, and there is no gap between the palms.

He gently exhaled in a straight line with his palms together, and slowly lowered his hands in front of the diners. Starting from his thumbs, he separated his left and right hands bit by bit, as if to show everyone the truth.

Every time a pair of fingers spreads, the diners will say "oh" in unison.

When all five pairs of fingers were separated, everyone's eyes were focused on the palm of my hand that was close together at the end, and they refused to look away.

With a snap, his palms parted.

Empty, nothing.

The diners were stunned for a moment, and then instantly became excited.

"Where are the gold coins?"

"Where are the gold coins?"

Everyone's eyes were full of expectation.

Phoenix and Barbara even wanted to pounce on me and search my whole body.

The landlady was also slightly curious, waiting for me to solve the mystery of the magic.

Thanks for the votes from ‘Dandanyishi’ and ‘Book Friends 20****40’, Rabbit will work harder╮(╯▽╰)╭