Chapter 48 This Big Guy Loves to Be Gay

In my previous life, I thought homosexuality was just a specialty of the earth. Now I realize that I was wrong. This damn thing is everywhere!

Looking at the long-haired man's figure and that strong face, it's not hard to imagine that this guy is really good at attacking, and maybe he's the kind of guy who does it seven times a night.

However, falling flowers are intentional, flowing water is ruthless, and my sexual orientation is completely normal.

"Sauri," I said with a friendly smile on my face, raised my hand, shook it twice, "I don't like being gay."

"Gay?"

The long-haired man was confused by my words, and said with a puzzled expression: "What is that?"

"It refers to the behavior of two men falling in love." I said helplessly, "But I like women, not men."

"That's such a pity." The long-haired man said with a regretful look on his face: "There are not many handsome guys like you. Are you sure you don't do it? Then what. Gay?"

As he spoke, he punched his right palm with his left fist and said apologetically: "I'm sorry, your statement is very novel. It's the first time I've heard of it. Generally speaking, I'm more accustomed to calling this kind of behavior 'same-sex love'."

"Well, whether it's homosexuality or same-sex love, these have nothing to do with me." I shrugged and said, "My sexual orientation is normal, so I'm sorry. May Jesus bless you as soon as possible." Find the true love you’ve always dreamed of.”

"Jesus?"

The long-haired man followed me closely and asked, "Who is that?"

"Someone who has the same quirks as you."

"Oh? Let's get to know each other when you have time." The long-haired man gradually picked up my pace: "By the way, friend, I haven't asked you yet, what's your name?"

"My name is An Xiaoyi," I answered truthfully, and then said expressionlessly, "Also, we are not friends."

"Don't be so heartless, young man, it's always good to have one more friend." The long-haired man took a few steps quickly, stretched out his right hand, and said, "My name is Gordo."

"Hello, Gordo." I stopped, stretched out my right hand and shook his friendly hand: "Goodbye, Gordo."

"Hey, young man, slow down and take small steps. If you go too big, you will tear your balls!" Gordo's rough voice came from behind me, which made me feel confused.

We walked together for almost half an hour, and Gordo still followed me closely.

My endurance has reached its limit.

"I said, brother, what do you want to do after you have followed me for so long?" I said helplessly.

"Actually... it's like this." Gordo had a troubled look on his face, and said a little embarrassedly: "I... lost my memory."

"Amnesia?"

I stopped in surprise, looked at his expression, there was no pretense at all, and said puzzledly: "Please, are you kidding me? How can you still remember your name after losing your memory?"

Gordo shook his hair and said seriously: "I am also very confused. I remember my name and occupation very clearly, but I can't remember my past."

"When did you lose your memory?"

Gordo tried hard to recall, and finally said in frustration: "I can't remember. I just remember that when I woke up, I wandered in a very strange space for more than ten days. There were no monsters there, only a boss guarding the door."

Why does it feel similar to my situation? .

"How did you get out?"

Gordo clenched his fists and raised his arms, making a powerful movement, and said: "Of course he defeated the boss guarding the door and got out of the portal."

Wow, not only are they similar, they are actually in the same situation as me.

"Then what are you going to do?"

Gordo pondered for a moment and said: "I don't know, but you are the first person I saw when I came out, so I'd better follow you."

"No," I hurriedly refused, "It's useless for you to follow me. First of all, I'm not gay. Secondly, I'm not a doctor and I can't cure your disease."

"I don't need a doctor," Gordo said coldly: "Since I woke up, I feel that my whole person has changed and become cute."

puff!

My blood spurted out three feet away.

"It doesn't matter if you're not gay." Gordo made another bodybuilding pose and said, "It's fine if I'm gay."

puff!

I vomited three liters of blood.

I looked at him extremely speechless, my face was extremely ugly, but I was unable to vent.

To be honest, I really want to kill him with a beautiful double sword style, but I don't know the double sword style, and I'm not used to killing people casually.

Especially a big man like him who has no malice in his eyes.

Finally, I had no choice but to admit this fact. Before leaving, I asked: "Hey, Gordo, why do you always keep a straight face?"

After hearing this, Gordo felt embarrassed, hesitated again and again, and finally showed me a smile.

I finally understood why he kept a straight face - that smile was so scary!

I have no words to describe the horrific sight I saw.

If Godot had been asked to show a smile when the Greek king was attacking Troy, the city of Troy would have collapsed.

I leaned on the rock wall and retched for a long time, and finally regained my composure. I waved my hand to the apologetic Gordo and said feebly: "I don't blame you, it's my fault. I shouldn't have disbelieved you."

"Let's go." I shook my head and moved forward feebly, but an excellent idea came to my mind: If I encounter a difficult monster in the future, let this guy smile at it.

Imagining the horror and fear in the monster's eyes, I couldn't help but let out a sinister sneer.

We finally reached the end of the tenth floor, with the boss room in front of us.

I glanced at Gordo who was following me, and got into the portal.

As soon as I entered the door, I saw several people gathering together to discuss something. They were adventurers.

The surrounding walls were intact. Obviously, they did not open the boss's real room.

It is not polite to appear in the boss room with a strange adventurer at the same time in a dungeon. Of course, it is another matter if you have met before.

Just when I was about to exit the portal again without them noticing me, Gordo also got in and said in a rough voice: "Why are you going back? Hey, it turns out someone is here."

This sound directly attracted the attention of several people. They raised their heads one after another, and their eyes were like lightning, directed towards us. Even two of the girls wearing magician robes invariably raised their arm-length staffs. With his head facing us, although no magic was released, this posture was still very scary.

"Sorry everyone, we didn't mean to break in here." I tried my best to show a kind smile on my face and raised my hands to indicate that we were harmless.

As soon as he turned his head, he saw that Gordo was still looking cold. He hurriedly stepped on him hard and gave him a wink.

Gordo understood and slowly raised his hands.

I turned back with satisfaction and walked towards the door of the portal, smiling and saying: "Well, please don't be impulsive, impulsiveness is the devil..."

Suddenly, a familiar voice came from among the group of people.

"An Xiaoyi!"

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