Chapter 2573 Friendship
Sneezing is a physiological phenomenon possessed by all living things, which is equivalent to defecation and urination, burping and farting.
A human sneeze has a powerful impact and will spray out spittle like a showerhead, covering a large space.
The difference between humans is that a dragon's sneeze does not spit out spittle particles, nor does it cover a large space. Instead, it spits dragon's breath briefly and violently at a certain point.
As we all know, the breath breathed out by the ice dragon Skatha is ice, the breath breathed out by the mad dragon Hess is like violent wind, and the breath breathed out by the evil dragon Spitz is poisonous corrosion. sexual fluids.
Since the range of the dragon's breath breath is extremely limited, and Spitz avoided Little Remy in advance, this fatal breath did not cause harm to anyone, but it dealt a heavy blow to all of us. The critical attack - the food that was about to be baked was destroyed by the dragon's breath.
After this happened, little Remi knew she was in trouble, so she immediately calmed down and sat obediently next to Phoenix, not daring to move at all. She just blinked and stared at Phoenix with her big bright eyes. I'm so pitiful, I hope I can win the mercy of the Phoenix and avoid being hit hard by the hammer.
Of course, the reason why little Remi hid with the Phoenix also had another meaning - to seek shelter from the Phoenix.
Everyone in Wuwei Public House knows that the forces within the association are divided into four groups - one is headed by Phoenix, one is headed by Cagalli, one is headed by Barbara, and one is headed by Emily.
Among them, the force headed by Emily is absolutely neutral, neither provoking others nor participating in any disputes.
The other three forces are constantly arguing and often quarreling fiercely, especially the three giants of Phoenix, Cagalli and Barbara.
However, the quarrel was fierce, but no one could do anything about the other - Cagalli was so powerful that she completely dominated the other two forces in terms of momentum. Phoenix stood proudly on top of the other two forces with the title of being the strongest single entity. , Barbara competes with the other two forces based on her high agility, fast speed, and possession of the most wealth.
It can be said that most people who can't calm down but still want to survive in the Fearless Guild will choose any one of the three giants as their protector.
As for Xiao Remi, it was obvious that she chose Phoenix.
The food could not be eaten. A few people in the guild cast a complaining look at the evil dragon Spitz, but more people stared reproachfully at little Remi's face.
However, at this moment, little Remi is completely unafraid of any threats or reproaches because she has the protection of the Phoenix. She keeps acting coquettishly and pretending to be pitiful towards the Phoenix in order to seek more protection from the crowd.
"What a weird little guy," Evil Dragon Spitz communicated to me mentally.
"Don't say that. I'll be ashamed. She's just a spoiled brat at best."
"No, I'm serious." Evil Dragon Spitz stuck out his tongue, rolled the food stained with his breath into his mouth, and chewed it: "She can find her own shelter in the shortest time. She has excellent skills. She has great vision and a flexible mind, but it’s a pity that she is just a forest fairy.”
"That's okay," I said, "When we have a child in the future, I believe that the blood flowing in the child's veins will be more of the blood of the goblin family."
"I really want to wait and see." Evil Dragon Spitz suddenly laughed. This smile was different from his usual cold and cunning smile. It was an extremely comfortable smile, as if the warm April wind had melted the ice and snow.
"Why are you smiling?" I asked in confusion: "And isn't this smile a bit too gentle and not suitable for you?"
"Are you surprised?" Evil Dragon Spitz glanced at me strangely and said resentfully: "I also have honor and kindness buried deep in my heart. It's not a rare thing to reveal my true nature occasionally, right? , not to mention we are still friends, it would be boring if we couldn’t show our true nature even in front of our friends.”
"That's not a bad thing to say." I nodded and said, "But then again, Spitz, are those barbecues delicious?"
"Of course." The evil dragon Spitz chewed so hard that the crunching sound even reached our ears.
"That's a lot of your dragon's breath!" I emphasized.
"So what?" Evil Dragon Spitz said nonchalantly: "The dragon's breath is mine. Isn't it normal to spit it out and eat it back?"
Me: Ugh.
Evil Dragon Spitz snorted disdainfully: "What a fuss."
The above is that little helpless accident.
After the food was roasted, we began to divide the food into portions. The edible portion was divided into a large portion, and the inedible portion was divided into a small portion. The four dragons divided the food into two cows and two sheep.
To be honest, with the size of a giant dragon, a cow or a sheep is just a snack, not food. Fortunately, the four of them had already eaten enough before coming. These cows and sheep can be used as food. After snack, fill the stomach with a small portion of the food that has just been digested.
After dinner, we gathered around the campfire and set up a tent.
Evil Dragon Spitz was a little curious and asked me why I didn’t take my family back to the tree house. Isn’t the tree house more spacious and comfortable?
"But it's not safe." I sat cross-legged on the ground, touched the bottle with Spitz, took a sip, wiped my mouth, and said, "There are so many people here this time, and some of them have a grudge against me. , I don’t want anyone to disturb my comfortable sleep, which is the happiest moment of my day.”
Evil Dragon Spitz's eyelids trembled slightly: "You mean, sleeping in a tent outside the city is safe?"
"Absolutely!" I said matter-of-factly: "With four giant dragons as companions, unless the other party is strong enough to crush the dragon clan, or is a fool, they will never come to disturb our sleep."
Evil Dragon Spitz frowned and said, "I still plan to go back to the island to rest."
"Don't bother," I said hurriedly: "Stay and rest him for half a month. When the Zephyr Tournament is over, it won't be too late for you to go back."
"Half a month!" Evil Dragon Spitz couldn't bear it and said, "You're going too far!"
"What are you talking about!" I retorted: "We are friends, tough as hell. Aren't you still willing to help your friend with this small favor?"
At this point, I clutched my chest and made a heartbroken expression.
"Oops." Evil Dragon Spitz slapped himself hard on the forehead: "Okay, okay, stop pretending, I'm afraid of you, just half a month, but we agreed in advance, we You have to take care of the food for four!”
"No problem" I immediately said with a smile on my face: "Don't worry, there is an unlimited supply of various barbecued vegetables and fruits every day, unlimited drinking of fine wines, and a group of adventurers will perform a highly entertaining battle show during the day. This is It’s a noble enjoyment that even Tyrannosaurus King Bakar can’t experience!”