Chapter 2570 What Is This?

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I let out a lewd laugh that made me deeply ashamed.

Immediately, I stopped laughing and touched my nose in embarrassment. I ignored the doubtful, horrified, or disdainful looks from my family. After snorting twice, I raised my head and looked at the evil dragon Spitz. After a few seconds, he said proudly: "Do you really want to know her identity?"

Although the evil dragon Spitz was already very dissatisfied with my villain's triumphant expression, and even had the urge to slap me into Mother Earth's arms, the dragon's natural strong curiosity still restrained his impulse.

After taking several breaths unwillingly, he nodded: "Please tell me."

"That's easy to say," I said with a smile, "We are friends, hardcore. If my friend has doubts, how can I not help him?!"

After saying that, I adjusted my expression and confirmed to the family members around me that my expression at this moment was both serious and serious. After clearing my throat, I introduced in a solemn tone: "Now, I I will introduce you to the true identity of this beautiful girl. Her true identity is—"

When I deliberately lengthened my tone, both the evil dragon Spitz, my family members, and even Phoenix himself looked curious and expectant.

"——That's my fiancée! Ah"

As soon as I finished speaking, I felt a huge force that directly lifted me into the sky.

Floating in the air, I felt the sky getting closer and closer to me. Oh, there was also a bird passing by. I could even clearly see that the bird's tail moved, and then, a ball of something the size of a fingernail appeared. It was glued to my collar in a very clever way. It was white and sticky, and had a faint, strange smell.

Intuition tells me that this seems to be a ball of bird droppings.

Oh My God.

When the upward force was not strong enough to resist gravity, my body began a free fall.

The speed of falling was getting faster and faster, but my body was restrained by the wind and could not adjust its posture for a while.

The land full of green grass is becoming clearer in my eyes. First it is a patch of green, then there are tufts of grass, then there are blades of grass, and finally the blades of grass are magnified infinitely.

While I was in close contact with the ground, I heard the low shouts of the two guards on the tower.

Guard A: "Hey, did you see that our foreign elder just faced the giant dragon without fear and talked to it!"

Guard B: "Really, really? Ah! It's true! Our elder is indeed the person that His Majesty admires the most. Hiss, oops, it's incredible, the elder was knocked away by the giant dragon!"

Guard A: "Oh, oh, oh, oh, it's true! The elder was actually shot flying so high, almost fifty meters! If he fell, he would definitely be injured!"

Guard B: "Hey, hey, hey! The elder actually fell down on his head! Oh my god, if it had fallen solidly, he wouldn't have been seriously injured! Hurry! Contact the priest!"

Guard A: "Ah! It's too late! The elder has already fallen face down into the dirt! What should we do now? Should we report to His Majesty first? Or find a priest first?"

Guard B: "You are stupid. One of us is going to report, and the other is going to find the priest. Ah? Why did the elder stand up?"

Guard A: "Oh my god, the elder actually stood up. No, not only did he stand up, but he also wiped his face and made himself look a little handsome!"

Guard B: "The elder seems to be fine! Oh my god, he is really fine! He is so powerful! Our foreign elder is so powerful! Under the double blow of the giant dragon and the heavy landing, he actually Still unscathed! Woohoo! I’m so proud to have such an elder!”

Guard A: "Uuuuuu, me too"

I patted the dirt on my body, raised my hand, and waved to the two guards on the city wall who were applauding me proudly.

The two were so moved that they burst into tears, and snot bubbles sprouted from their noses, completely destroying the originally beautiful elf appearance and noble and extraordinary temperament.

"Hey, Spitz, why are you filming me so well?"

After blowing my nose and getting all the dirt out of my nostrils, I complained.

"Hehehehe."

Evil Dragon Spitz responded with four very unfriendly laughs from me.

"Oh, I'm just joking with you, why should I be angry? If I weren't your friend, I would definitely want to peel off your dragon skin and sew socks on it."

"Hmph, if you weren't my friend, that slap would be the last scenery you see in your life."

Evil Dragon Spitz raised his head and said coldly.

After a few more complaints, I sat cross-legged on the ground and explained, "Everything just happened was just a joke to you. In fact, I don't know how the Phoenix got its strange power."

"She is your fiancée."

Evil Dragon Spitz emphasized.

"Who hasn't asked for privacy?" I curled my lips and murmured: "Besides, if she really knew the origin of the strange power, she would have told me long ago. The reason why she didn't tell me is that she doesn't know either, right? , Phoenix?”

Phoenix, who was helping me wipe the dirt off my face with a handkerchief, nodded hurriedly.

But based on my understanding of her, this way of nodding probably means she didn't listen to my question.

Evil Dragon Spitz stared at Phoenix for a while, then murmured with a question mark on his face: "This is wrong. How can there be a human with greater power than me?"

Then, he waved his paws, summoned one of the giant dragons, and then pointed at the phoenix: "Go and fight her, no need to show mercy."

The giant dragon was confused by Spitz's order: "Ah? Lord Evil Dragon, are you kidding me?"

"Go if you are told!"

Even though Evil Dragon Spitz seemed to have a good temper when he was chatting with me, in fact, his real temper was quite bad.

"Okay, okay, okay, I will obey your order, I will just obey your order."

He came to Phoenix, stretched out a paw, and said apologetically: "I'm sorry, little guy, Lord Evil Dragon has ordered me to arm-wrestle with you."

Phoenix hadn't finished wiping the dirt off my face. She didn't want to talk to the dragon, but with my constant encouragement and urging, she reluctantly stretched out her little hand and held the dragon's claws.

The next second, the giant dragon let out a low exclamation, which shocked everyone in the Emerald City and looked over in fear.

"It's okay." I waved to the guards on the city wall. The guards hurriedly reported to the two majesties, and finally it didn't cause any commotion.

The giant dragon looked confused, staring at the Phoenix with huge eyes and a look of disbelief. After a long time, he murmured: "What is this?"