Chapter 2601 Wine

Wine is a good thing.

Li Bai wrote hundreds of drunken poems, a drunken monkey performed monkey fists, and Kailan was drunk and floating around the house.

This is no joke, it's true.

I don't know if Kailan's drunken habits are inherited from his ancestor Kaili. If so, that would be interesting.

I believe that Kelly's boyfriend must have felt the same as me now after seeing Kelly's drunk appearance.

I saw Kailan carrying a wine bottle in one hand, just like Piao on the movie screen, panning in the corridor of the room. Fortunately, she was wearing a close-fitting blue robe instead of a fluttering white skirt. The long brown hair was also tied into a ponytail with a hairband instead of being spread out randomly, which reduced a lot of the scary elements and was finally within an acceptable range.

Otherwise, I would probably take a cinnabar-yellow paper, draw a ghost drawing that no one could recognize, and stick it on her forehead to drive away evil spirits and avoid disasters.

I couldn't afford to offend the drunken Kailan, so I quietly slipped into another room while she wasn't paying attention.

As soon as I slipped in with my front feet, Yang Jiu also slipped out of the next room with Duan Muyu, who looked frightened.

When we met in the corridor, we stared at each other in silence for a moment. I was the first to ask, "Are you drunk over there?"

Yang Jiu said bitterly: "He is just drunk and crazy."

Then, he also pursed his lips: "Where are you?"

"It's the same, it's floating all over the house."

Yang Jiuji Lingling shivered, while Duanmuyu looked shocked and said: "Piao?"

I nodded with difficulty: "I advise you not to watch it. The scene was so scary that you would have nightmares after watching it."

This time Duan Muyu shivered.

"So, girls should be well-behaved. Take Xiaoyu for example, how well-behaved she is!"

Duanmuyu, who couldn't stand the praise, blushed and lowered his head in shame.

Yang Jiu rolled his eyes at me: "I introduced it to you, but you still don't want it."

"It's not that I don't want it, it's that she is too young."

"Little Remi, little Lizi, little princess." Yang Jiu looked at me with a half-smile, "Compared with them, is my Xiaoyu still little?"

"By the way, there's Barbara, she's only less than a year older than Xiao Yuxu, and Phoenix."

"Well, let's talk about this later. As you can see, my harem is currently in some chaos. Phoenix, Cagalli, and Barbara will fight each other if they don't agree with each other, but the other fiancées not only don't start fights, They actually formed a gang and spontaneously waved flags and cheers for the three women and beat drums to cheer them up."

Having said that, I paused, looked at Duanmuyu, and asked: "Xiaoyu, let me ask you, if you were to be my fiancée, who would you support? Barbara, Phoenix, or Cagalli?"

Obviously, this question was beyond Duanmuyu's understanding. The little girl's face was as bulging as a tomato. She held it in for a long time but could not form a single word.

Yang Jiu on the side couldn't stand it anymore: "I'm telling you, my girl likes you, but you can't make things difficult for her like this. Why, to become your fiancée, I have to be jealous! My sister is reserved and unconventional. Zheng, you can’t find many good girls like this in the entire continent even if you take an airship.”

"Look at what you said, it's as if I'm willing to let Xiaoyu support Phoenix and the others. The key issue is not worrying that Barbara will drag Xiaoyu into her camp, and Cagalli will definitely show dissatisfaction at this time. Expression, Xiaoyu is so courageous, what if she is frightened and found?"

"What's so timid? That's called kindness and gentleness!"

Yang Gao corrected.

"Okay, kind and gentle." I nodded without arguing with him. I stayed silent for a few seconds and said, "Then let's do this. If Xiaoyu is willing, let her be my fiancée, but for the time being, I will live in your house as before. , when I get things settled here, I will take her over again."

After hearing this, Duan Muyu didn't even wait for Yang Gao to ask, her face turned even redder, and white smoke began to come out of her ears.

Yang Gao, who felt the unusual temperature, curled his lips helplessly: "You will trick the little girl, hey, that's fine, I'll do as you say, but if the problem of your backyard fire can't be solved, you What should I do? Let Xiaoyu live in my house forever? "

"Did you see, this is your eldest brother?" I said to Duanmuyu, fanning the flames: "I haven't even gotten married yet, and I'm starting to dislike you. Tsk, tsk, tsk, you're really nothing."

"You're nothing!" Yang Jiu roared, "I'm doing this for Xiaoyu's good! What's the big deal if my fiancée doesn't live in her fiancé's house, but in her parents' house? If word spreads about it, it will damage my Xiaoyu's reputation!"

I gave him a look of disdain: "Just making excuses."

Immediately, before he could get angry, I said again: "If things at home really can't be resolved, Xiaoyu will marry her when she should. She will definitely not suffer any grievances, but she will occasionally have tossing and tossing. As you know, Barbara As long as you and Cagalli meet together, they will definitely not stop for a moment."

Yang Jiu expressed satisfaction with my answer. He took out a bottle of wine, pulled out the cork, and poured two glasses. Then he took out a bottle of grape juice, pulled out the cork, and handed it to Duan Muyu: "For your promise today, do it." One cup."

"Okay, cheers."

Yang Jiu's drinking capacity is very good, although his drinking capacity is much worse than that of Cagalli.

If anyone in the Fearless Guild has the best drinking capacity, it must be the famous me, because everyone in the Fearless Guild knows that I can drink a thousand cups without getting drunk, and I can drink wine like water.

In fact, my drinking is really no different from drinking water.

The strong murderous intention lurking inside my body will destroy every drop of alcohol in the wine and all substances that may make me weak before the wine reaches my stomach.

This makes it so that no matter how much I drink, the effect is almost the same as drinking water. The only disadvantage is that I will never feel the feeling of a hangover. Taking into account the shortcomings, there are a lot of advantages. For example, I can have a clear mind. Under such circumstances, you can continue to taste fine wines without worrying about drinking too much.

Although Yang Jiu has a good drinking capacity, unlike me, he can get drunk.

So after three rounds of wine and five tastes of food, this guy was drunk. Not only did he have a big tongue, but he also put his arms around my brother-in-law's shoulders and talked like a big brother in one mouthful, which made Duanmu Yu feel ashamed.

The little girl covered her red face and ran away in a flash. The direction seemed to be Kailan's room.

As soon as I covered my ears, I heard a sharp exclamation. Sure enough, I was frightened.

After leaving the room, I brought Duanmuyu back, who was still in shock. I glanced into Kailan's room and saw that Kailan was still floating all over the room like a floating girl. What surprised me was that she was so floating, even once She didn't step on the wine bottles scattered on the ground. I really don't know if she was pretending to be drunk or if her dodge meter was already full.