Chapter 2586 Accident

How can a person avoid farts if he eats whole grains?

After all, the peristaltic intestines will continue to digest and absorb food, and fermentation will occur in the process, and fermentation will definitely produce gas. As for whether it will turn into burps or farts, how can I control this?

I'm just a fairy, not a god.

I ran out of the tree house in despair and ran out of the city. On the way, I met several groups of adventurers with fleshy faces, voices as loud as cattle, fists as big as buckets, and strong and sturdy adventurers.

Originally, my route out of the city was a straight line, and after my careful calculation, even with my eyes closed, I would definitely not bump into any passers-by. However, when people were walking on the road and pots fell from the sky, I happened to be right there. When passing by this group of people, they were grabbed by the leading burly man.

Being lifted up and slipped into the air, I looked at him with a blank expression: "Dare I ask, my hero, do you have anything to do with me?"

The guy said angrily, "Something's wrong!"

If I have something to say, I can just talk about it. Do you need to pick me up?

Originally, I was very dissatisfied with this kind of rude behavior, but seeing that the other parties were all humans, in order to promote good-neighborly friendship, I had no choice but to bite the bullet, put on a smile, and said, "If you have something to say, please speak up."

"I see you are sneaky, you are not a thief, right?"

As he spoke, he also glanced at the treehouse palace temporarily occupied by Simons Locke, Lord of York and Seoul, then at the fragment of pages in my hand, then at my clothes, and finally at me again. There were two swords hanging diagonally across his back and waist. He snorted coldly and said, "Looking at your clothes, I think you are a thief!"

After saying that, he reached out and snatched the remaining pages of historical documents from my hand.

Although friendly and neighborly relations are important, what you have done has seriously affected my face. As an elder of a foreign race, my face represents the face of Moonlight City, and the face of Moonlight City represents the two of you. Her Majesty's face.

So to say that I am embarrassed, indirectly means that I am embarrassed by the two queens.

In order to protect the great honor of the two queens, I have decided to give up the friendly and good-neighborly relationship - Besides, the human race and Moonlight City have a shitty friendly and good-neighborly relationship?

There are no goblins or elves living there in York and Hancheng, and the high-level officials of Airey City actively undermined the principle of peaceful and friendly coexistence with Moonlight City.

The reason why I mentioned friendly and good-neighborly relations before is just that I hope that this Japanese Wind Competition can start smoothly, harmoniously, and end perfectly.

But obviously, that's not possible now.

So I, who was in mid-air, kicked the strong man on the chin with a whirlwind kick without hesitation, and then there was nothing more that could happen to the strong man.

Although this guy looks fat and strong, he is actually not of a high level.

A low level means a weak person, a weak person means a lack of physical fitness, a lack of physical fitness means a lack of ability to resist attacks, and a lack of ability to resist attacks means that this rookie is a low-attack, low-defense cookie. , a vegetable scumbag with a combat power of five.

As a scumbag with a combat power of five, if I can't kill him with one blow, then I can just find a piece of frozen tofu and kill myself with a hammer.

The fat man with a muscular face turned his eyes white after experiencing my kick and fell unconscious to the ground.

When the other fat and muscular accomplices saw this, they all looked shocked. One of them pointed at me and murmured in a trembling voice: "Is he? Is he...?"

Although killing a novice in seconds is a trivial matter for many strong people like me, the process of killing novices in seconds still makes me feel quite useful. After all, killing in seconds is always the most satisfying. Yes, when I saw this group of extremely vicious people dumbfounded by me, one of them pointed at me with a trembling finger, and expressed the most heartfelt words of shock in a trembling voice, I couldn't help but proudly said: "That's right. That’s true.”

At the same time, the man also expressed his truest feelings: "Does he have severe foot odor?"

I was struck by thunder and couldn't move.

It turns out that this man didn't intend to praise me with words like 'horrible'. He didn't even think that the reason why I could knock out his accomplice was because of my amazing foot strength. Instead, he thought that my feet smelled amazing?

Please, I'm a clean and beautiful boy who takes showers all year round. I don't have body odor, body odor, foot odor, etc. How do you judge that I have severe foot odor?

Is it just because I wear a pair of size 42 straw sandals?

Okay, even if I wear a pair of size 42 straw sandals and it looks like I have foot odor, but with the amazing kick I just played, if I really have severe foot odor, it will be lingering around you. There must still be a lingering smell of feet in the air!

But obviously, there is only the smell of sweat in the air. If you insist on applying the smell of sweat to my feet, believe it or not, I will sue you for defamation!

And just when I and this group of burly men were staring at each other, the Moonlight City Guards walked up to me and saluted in unison: "Hello, elder!"

"Elder Chang?!"

Now, the burly men opposite were even more shocked, and their jaws dropped to the floor.

I turned my head and faced the burly men with a slightly mocking smile: "Haha."

Facing my smile, some of the burly men broke out in cold sweat, but there were also a few with brains as thick as cowhide strings. Even after seeing this scene, they still didn't believe that I was an elder from a foreign tribe in Moonlight City. Instead, they questioned whether the city guards were The counterfeiters banded together to deceive them.

So these sturdy men began to be eager to try again, planning to capture the city guard team members and send them to the city guard team office.

The strength of the city guards may not be as strong as mine, but they are much stronger than this group of burly men, and their numbers are comparable to them. When they start to fight, it creates the illusion that there are more people bullying the less people.

The bruised and swollen burly men were beaten by the city guards and sent to the city guard office to await trial, including of course the unconscious one.

After watching them leave, I continued to walk leisurely outside the city, but the figures of those burly men just now were always projected in my mind. What is certain is that I definitely did not suddenly develop any incredible and disgusting weirdness. But I thought I might meet this group of people again in the future.

Although this group of people is suspected of disrupting the Zephyr Tournament, after all, they don't look like treacherous and evil people. At most, they are just reckless men with a single-minded justice value.

For such people, the city guard can detain them for twenty-four hours at most and release them the next day.