Chapter 827
Seeing Yuelao who could bring down two hairs with just a stroke of his hand, Lu Dijun almost couldn't help laughing.
This canopy is also amazing!
Not only did he suffer, but even Yue Lao, who brought him to arrange the marriage, suffered a great crime.
You know it's only just started!
Counting the time, the canopy has experienced at most three love catastrophes, so the next 97 love catastrophes will really test Yuelao's ability.
"Thank you!" Lu Chuan said with a smile.
Elder Yue sighed: "Dijun, this... well, this is just the beginning. Besides the canopy, I have to take care of other people in the marriage book. I haven't slept for three months."
Lu Chuan said with a smile: "It's hard work for those who are capable. Don't you still have two apprentices? After taking them for so long, it's time for some use to share your worries."
He could see that this love calamity punished not only the gods who had been punished, but also Yuelao!
The love catastrophe of these two or three generations made Yuelao so exhausted. If he really wanted to compile a book about the love catastrophe of thousands of generations that could not be repeated, Yuelao would probably collapse.
"By the way, I don't know what the emperor ordered me to come here?" Yuelao said suddenly.
He believed that there must be something wrong with Lu Chuan looking for him suddenly.
"Actually, there is nothing else. I just want to ask you about the current situation of the canopy."
Lu Chuan said: "In addition, if you encounter difficulties in the process of making love robbery, this seat...can help you!"
Just a joke, did Lu Dijun watch sadomasochism, bloody love TV dramas and movies in his previous life?
Yuelao looked up in surprise, and saw Lu Chuan smiling a little unfathomably.
Of course, he has another intention for this move, which is to get closer to Yue Lao.
Fu Yuan Xianweng lived in seclusion, and because he appeared infrequently, he seldom feuded with others in the Heavenly Court, but Lu Chuan got a piece of news after he came out of the gossip furnace.
Longde Xingjun Hong Jin was accepted as a disciple by Fu Yuan Xianweng.
Longde and Hongluan are originally a pair, Longde is rich and noble, and Hongluan is married. It turns out that the star rulers of these two stars are Hong Jin and Longji.
This news also reminded Lu Chuan of some past events.
Yuelao once said that Hong Jin seems to be the apprentice of Immortal Fu Yuan or the reincarnation of the boy, and he and Long Ji should have a lifetime marriage in the Conferred God.
During this matter, Lu Chuan felt that Fu Yuan must have a plan, but no matter what he hit and accidentally destroyed it, and Lu Chuan gradually became prepared for this unfathomable Fu Yuan fairy.
He lives in seclusion and seems to have nothing to do with the world, but Lu Chuan knows that this person is by no means that simple.
None of those who hold high positions in heaven are simple.
Yuelao's here is his idle move, maybe it won't be useful in a short time, but who knows if it will be useful in the future!
Yuelao tentatively said: "The emperor means..."
"I happen to be free recently, and I just wrote for a lifetime when I have nothing to do. You can take a look."
Lu Chuan took out a booklet from his sleeve and said with a smile, "If you think it's good, ask someone to bring you a message..."
Well, this time he even did the shooter.
Yuelao hesitated and said: "Dijun, what does this mean? Dijun, don't get me wrong, I just don't know what I, an insignificant fairy, deserves Dijun's help?"
"If I say that I just want the canopy to be less miserable, is that enough reason?"
Lu Chuan raised the brochure and said with a smile, "Of course, if you don't want to ask me, it doesn't matter if you want to write it yourself."
He believes that Yuelao will make a choice that he is satisfied with.
Yuelao is now like a person who has been walking on the desert for a long time and is dying of thirst, and the notebook he wrote is like a bottle of water, even if it is poisonous, Yuelao will drink it, let alone it is not poisonous.
Yue Lao raised his head and stared at the booklet in Lu Chuan's hand, with a troubled expression on his face, as if he was also struggling in his heart. After pondering for a long time, a flash of determination flashed in his eyes, and he bowed and said, "Thank you, Emperor!"
There is no way, he really can't write anymore.
After three months, he was already physically and mentally exhausted. Although he is a god, the plot is written by talent, not by mana.
After receiving the brochure, Yue Lao opened it to read, and after turning a few pages, his eyes immediately lit up.
Lu Chuan said: "It seems that we will have opportunities to cooperate in the future."
Yuelao couldn't bear to let go and said: "It's a pity that Dijun's good idea doesn't come to our Marriage Department..."
Lu Chuan: "..."
Lu Dijun's face turned dark on the spot, and he even dug the foot of the wall.
"If Dijun has nothing else to do, then I will take my leave."
Yuelao laughed and said, when he walked out of the palace, he was refreshed, the haze in his heart was swept away, it seemed that the sky was bluer, and the heaven was more beautiful, but the most important thing is...
He found an excellent ghostwriter.
Finally have time to rest for a while.
Looking at Yuelao who left, Lu Chuan's eyes flashed brightly. He believed that he would have many opportunities to cooperate with Yuelao in the future.
"Fu Yuan Xianweng..."
Lu Chuan's eyes flickered. Fu Yuan Xianweng is the head of the Marriage Department, but he usually doesn't care about things.
In addition to Yuelao, the Marriage Department now has two more principals, Hong Jin and Hongluan Xingjun.
Hong Luanxing has no friendship with him, and of the remaining two, Yuelao is the only one he likes more.
The next thing was more logical. Lu Chuan began to deal with the official duties at hand in Xuantian Palace, and at the same time, in response to the prayers of the people in the world, he sent people to kill the evil spirits in the world.
In addition, there is one more job, which is to write the doom of the canopy for Yuelao.
After half a year like this, he became very familiar with Yuelao, and even wrote the Six Tribulations for Yuelao in Tianpeng.
No way, this is a mandatory requirement, and he had no choice but to drain the canopy at the beginning and the middle, at least what he wrote was not as miserable as Yue Lao's, which was really cruel to death.
"Dijun, Yuelao said something happened to the canopy."
That day Zhang Jian came in in a hurry: "He said that the canopy collapsed after both died for love and turned into butterflies, and when they fled in the underworld, they panicked and got into the beast's way..."
"Both die for love?"
Lu Chuan blinked his eyes, um, that should be Liang Shanbo Zhu Yingtai, played by Canopy.
Except for this one, Romeo, Car Accident and Cancer, the bad Korean drama, Peacock Flies to the Southeast, he has already put it on the schedule and is ready to arrange it.
"Forget it, what should come will always come, so it will save you from being tortured."
Lu Chuan looked at the scroll in front of him, dropped the pen in his hand and sighed: "This seat is also tortured."
The effect of Mengpo soup can only last for one lifetime, but the canopy is a fairy, so the memories of the past will appear after death.
It's no wonder that the tragic memories of each life don't collapse.
The dramas he watched are always bitter before sweet, but the fate of Tianpeng is that no matter what happens in front, the ending must be bitter...
It's also fortunate that no one is watching TV dramas at this time, otherwise a large number of viewers would scold him and send him blades.
Although Tianpeng cast the wrong pig fetus now, but the previous memory remains, so that he can re-train to prepare for the next journey to the West.
Zhang Jian said angrily: "Yue Lao is too cold-blooded, he arranged the canopy so badly. After the story of the canopy was spread to heaven, many fairies were moved by Liang Zhu's love. They scolded the prefect's family who killed them, and the prefect was also investigated by the emperor..."
"Ahem!"
Lu Dijun coughed guiltyly: "Okay, you are gods, why are you so sentimental? Go down!"
"The subordinate will leave."
Zhang Jian glanced at Lu Chuan and backed out.
But not long after he left, he came in anxiously.
"Why are you back again?"
"Dijun, the seven princesses are here again."
"Why are they here again..."
The corner of Lu Chuan's mouth twitched. The world is extremely prosperous now. The last time the seven of them sneaked out from his Beitianmen.
This made Lu Chuan really a little scared.
Because it is more convenient to walk to Beiju Luzhou outside Beitianmen, there is a great chance of encountering monsters when going out, but luckily they did not encounter any monsters.
It's just that these seven people fell in love with the human world, so they came to find him as a shield to go to the human world.
But he was also worried that his sisters-in-law would be abducted by mortals, and the Jade Emperor would not kill him then?
So he had no choice but to avoid it.
He used to be afraid of his father-in-law and mother-in-law, but now, he is most afraid of these sister-in-laws.
"Brother-in-law? Brother-in-law? Where are you?"
"Brother-in-law, come out soon?"
The seven of them walked towards Xuantian Temple with ease.
"Zhang Jian, stand up here, I'll go to Yang Jian to avoid the limelight." Lu Chuan whispered.
Now that Yang Jian is in charge of the rules of heaven, the gods are afraid to avoid them, so he dares to go to Yang Jian unscrupulously.
Zhang Jian was taken aback: "Huh?"
Before Zhang Jian could react, his master disappeared, and when he looked back, a group of princesses from Yingyingyanyan had already entered the palace.
They restrained themselves a little when they saw someone in the hall.
Zhang Jian saluted and said, "Meet the princesses!"
"Zhang Lingguan, where is Emperor Zhenwu?" the fifth princess asked.
Zhang Jian coughed dryly: "Report to the fifth princess, the emperor... the emperor has gone to the judicial god."
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God Yusi Hall.
"Can you come to me to tease the dog if you have nothing to do? Does it make you feel at ease after biting you?"
Yang Jian was handling official business at the desk, and looked up at Lu Chuandao, who was teasing the roaring dog next to him.
Xiao Tiangou hid under the table and grinned at Lu Chuan vigilantly.
"Are you worried about me?"
Lu Chuan turned his head and smiled when he heard the sound: "Just rest assured, the relationship between Xiaotiangou and me is good now, it will never bite..."
"when!"
There was a sound of gold and iron, and Xiao Tiangou couldn't listen anymore, and bit his finger.
But sparks flew.
The Xiaotian dog froze after taking a bite.
Then, two bloody teeth rolled down.
"Hahaha, you've been fooled..."
Lu Chuan leaned forward and back with a smile, tears came out, and finally took revenge for being bitten by this guy.
Hundreds of years are not too late for Lu Dijun to take revenge!
"Wang..."
Xiaotiangou's tears rolled in his eyes, seeing Lu Chuan laughing, he rushed towards Lu Chuan angrily.
Yang Jian shook his head helplessly, and in a flash, he appeared between the two of them and hugged Xiao Tiangou to persuade them to fight.
"Master, don't stop me, I'm going to smash him..."
The Xiaotian dog was furious, his words leaked, and he struggled frantically in Yang Jian's arms: "Master, let me go."
"Hahaha……"
Lu Dijun's stomach ached from laughing: "Come on, come on, slap me, I promise to stand still, if you can't slap me off, you're a bitch..."
"Ah, you bastard dare to insult my noble blood, I'm not a dog, I'm a dog, a dog that can swallow the moon, I'm going to fuck you bastard..."
The Xiaotian dog was furious.
Watching one person and one dog quarreling, Yang Jian's head got bigger.