Chapter 861 I Really Don't Want to Be a Monk

Taishang Laojun was in a complicated mood, everyone knew that the heavens belonged to him and had many treasures, but they were not of much use at ordinary times, so he was very relieved to hang them in the alchemy room as decorations.

He didn't believe that anyone would dare to steal from him, not even the emperor.

Secondly, even if they stole it, but without the spell, the thief would not be able to use it freely.

I just didn't expect it, I didn't expect it...

Today, he was taken away by his own cows and children.

Taishang Laojun gets up and loses lightly.

"Ah, my golden elixir, my holy water..."

Not long after, Laojun's wailing came from the Dousita Palace: "The surname Lu has to be reimbursed by you..."

Inside Xuantian Palace.

"Dijun, Jin Ling and Yin Ling have slipped down to the world with their burdens."

Ma Lingyao came in and reported.

Lu Chuan nodded lightly: "Understood, by the way, is the burden bulging?"

Lord Ma was stunned: "This... seems to be pretty loud."

"Okay, then I don't worry, they walked from the West Heaven Gate, right?" Lu Chuan said.

Ma Lingyao said: "Yes, according to your order, some brothers took them there, but the emperor, so many people from us have descended to the earth... are they all right?"

Lu Chuan waved his hand and said, "Don't worry, there are still people up there for us!"

Ma Lingyao murmured: "But if God Baiwei finds out that we let so many beast mounts descend from the West Heaven Gate while he is not at the West Heaven Gate, we probably won't let it go, right?"

Lu Chuan smiled: "Don't worry, I will have my own explanation when the time comes. By the way, I will tell Kui Mulang about the above matter and find an opportunity..."

He took a booklet out of his sleeve and handed it out.

Ma Lingyao took it and flipped through it, and saw that it contained a woman's reincarnation record and detailed information about her current life.

There will be a pair of golden boys and jade girls next to the Tiangong Palace and the Great God, and the jade girl in the Pixiang Palace will somehow be picked up by Kui Mulang, the guy with the wolf's head.

The two often have a tryst in Pixiang Temple, a proper beauty and the beast.

It was only later that the two of them were finally discovered by his pickets, but Kui Mulang was not weak in morals and powerful in spells, so he ran away.

This jade girl was naturally arrested. Originally, as long as she confessed to Kui Mulang, she would make him the second in the canopy. As a result, the jade girl shouldered all the guilt alone, and was beaten down and reincarnated.

When this incident happened, he was still in seclusion, but now what he has in his hand is the reincarnation of the maid of Pixiang Palace, that is, the princess Baihuaxiu of the Baoxiang Kingdom on the way to learn the scriptures.

"Shouldn't I also get the golden boy and the jade girl right, and clean up the table for me?"

Lu Chuan pinched his chin and looked at the messy desk and couldn't help thinking.

"Yes!" Ma Lingyao said.

Lu Chuan nodded and searched from the messy table.

Ma Lingyao said: "What is the emperor looking for?"

"found it!"

Lu Chuan pulled it out from under a pile of official documents, and suddenly frowned: "Who moved my book?"

Ma Lingyao glanced at the self-cultivation that Lu Chuan showed, and quickly shook his head: "It's not me!"

Lu Chuan raised his head and looked sharply: "Who moved?"

"I can't say..."

"did you see it yet?"

"The subordinates didn't see it!"

"Really?"

"No!"

"I told you to take a look."

"I came in and wiped the nosebleeds of the Winged Immortal Protector the other day."

"Depend on……"

Lu Dijun's expression darkened, he stood up and walked outside.

He is still too casual, such a thing should never leave his body, otherwise his reputation will be ruined!

Ma Lingyao: "Dijun, you told me..."

Lu Chuan casually threw a book over.

Ma Lingyao took a look at the cover: "The self-cultivation of the gods? Not the ego of the emperor... Forget it, let's take a look first. The gods should provide people with high-quality services, people-oriented, and mutual benefit? What and what, huh... "

He couldn't wait to turn the two pages, his face dazed, but the next moment his eyes lit up.

I saw a few illustrations of beautiful white fairies on it, not the ones drawn, but pictures that looked exactly like real people.

In fact, it was a real-life image saved directly by Lu Chuan with magic.

"It's too real, tsk tsk tsk, how did the emperor do it, the guardian also has a nosebleed, really..."

...

Lu Chuan strode out of Xuantian Palace.

To self-cultivation, well, he has plenty.

There are emperors, and there are gods, but there are some differences in content.

The content he reads for himself is richer, and the self-cultivation of the gods is for others, so it is simpler and more serious...

By the way, I picked up the wind in Pansi Ridge, and I have to get the second volume out when I have time.

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Sun Palace.

Ji Fa was dressed in the Sun God Armor, with his right hand resting his head lightly, closing his eyes and dozing off, and the fiery aura of the sun was circulating in his body.

It has to be said that he was not in vain for so long in the heavenly court, and the worship and belief of the sun in the world made him receive a lot of incense.

Now the aura on his body is getting darker and more terrifying.

"Mr. Xing!"

A figure hurried in: "Many beasts from Xuantian Palace slipped out of Xuantian Palace just now, and descended to the mortal world through the West Heaven Gate."

"oh?"

Ji Fa opened his eyes and said, "Finally some interesting news came, West Heaven Gate? Isn't Bai Wei the guard there, what reason do these beasts use to go out?"

The little god said: "It slipped down, God Baiwei is not at the West Heaven Gate, he has gone to Lingxiao Hall."

"Sneak out? Is there no legitimate reason?"

Ji Fa laughed: "It's not bad. It would be better if those bastards made a mess in the mortal world and let him clean it up. Go down and continue to collect his criminal evidence."

Little God said: "Yes!"

"Zhenwu, Zhenwu, what have you been doing so mysteriously lately?"

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The world, Chang'an.

When Lu Dijun arranged for Master Jin Chanzi, Master Jin Chanzi finally went down the mountain.

Avalokitesvara's strategy really worked. That day, the sound of Jinghe water god fighting the dragon was amplified by him with magical powers and disturbed the entire Chang'an city, which was sleepless at night and miserable.

Especially after the head of a monster dragon was chopped off by the water god.

The Dragon King of Jinghe was going to fight desperately with the Water God of Jinghe, but as the dawn dawned, the two sides had no choice but to retreat, and the huge and ferocious dragon head was thrown into Chang'an City by Guanyin's orders.

The common people were scared to death seeing this scene. The dragon is a legendary creature. They have never seen it in their lives. For example, a blood-stained dragon head fell down today...

In the following night, there were always voices crying in Chang'an City.

When the officials heard about it, they thought it was unknown, so they reported the matter to Tang Taizong. In order to eliminate the disaster and eliminate the sound, Li Shimin hurriedly invited the masters to come and do it.

After inviting several monks to no avail, finally, someone recommended Master Xuanzang, gathered 1,200 monks and held a meeting, Tang Taizong and all civil and military officials were present to watch the ceremony.

So far, Guanyin's plan has been completely successful, and his next step is to let Tang Huang send Jin Chanzi to learn scriptures in a legitimate way.

"Master, what I heard from you is all Hinayana Buddhism, but I don't know if you know Mahayana Buddhism?"

The old monk transformed from Avalokitesvara stood under the stage and asked the handsome young monk.

Xuanzang asked, "What is Mahayana Buddhism?"

Avalokitesvara said: "The way to save all living beings from suffering, to save the dead to ascend to heaven, and to bring down demons is Mahayana Buddhism, and Hinayana Buddhism can only save oneself, but it cannot save sentient beings!"

Tang Taizong couldn't help saying happily: "Where is Mahayana Buddhism?"

Avalokitesvara ascended to the sky and said: "Western Tianling Mountain, my Buddha Tathagata is located at Daleiyin Temple!"

"It's a Bodhisattva, Guanyin Bodhisattva!"

"The Bodhisattva really appeared..."

Li Shimin and everyone present hurriedly knelt down.

Avalokitesvara and Mu Zha left, leaving only a Buddhist post slowly falling in front of Li Shimin from the sky.

Li Shimin picked it up and looked at it and said:

Courtesy of the Lord of the Tang Dynasty, there are wonderful writings in the West.

The journey is one hundred and eighty thousand, and the Mahayana is diligent.

This scripture returns to the kingdom of Shang, and can outrun ghosts.

If anyone is willing to go, seek the golden body

After reading it, Li Shimin looked thoughtfully, and looked at more than 1,200 monks present: "Which master is willing to go to the Western Paradise to obtain the scriptures for me?"

The monks looked left and right, but no one said anything.

With the protection of Emperor Zhenwu, there are few monsters in Nanzhan Buzhou, and the people live and work in peace and contentment.

But there are monsters everywhere in other places, and they haven't made up their minds to feed them!

Xuanzang wore brocade cassock and held a tin staff like a Buddha, but at the moment he was watching his mind, and couldn't help thinking of a dream he had when he was meditating since he was a child.

He was eaten by a vicious big man.

And not once, but nine times!

This dream is so evil and real...

"Ahem, which master is willing to go, I am willing to become brothers with him."

Li Shimin felt that he could not get off the stage.

In the sky, Guanyin and Mu Zha have not left yet.

"Master, look, Jin Chanzi seems unwilling..." Mu Zha said.

"No, he will!"

Guanyin said that the willow branch was pulled out and swept down gently.

Master Xuanzang, who was reciting the Heart Sutra silently, took a step forward.

"Who pushed me?"

Xuanzang turned around in a daze, only to find that there was no one behind him!

"Great, Master Xuanzang is willing to go."

Li Shimin excitedly stepped forward and grabbed Xuanzang's hand: "I want to become brothers with you."

Xuanzang: "???"

Xuanzang looked loveless.

The poor monk now just wants to know who pushed the poor monk just now?

He felt like his life was going awry.

When he was a child, Shunjiang Piaolai was adopted by a monk. Later, he didn’t want to be a monk, but he wanted to return to vulgarity after his hair grew. So far, he hasn’t grown a single hair on his head;

He didn't want to recite the scriptures, but he couldn't forget the Buddhist scriptures just by looking at them;

When he was a child, he wanted to taste the meat, so he exchanged the firewood he got from the fisherman for a fish to secretly taste it, but was seen by others, so he had to take it into the water and let it go, and was praised for his compassion;

He argues with others, and he is too lazy to move his mouth, so he only stretches out one finger at a time, but every time he wins because of the profound Zen theory, he is called one-finger Zen...

"Look, as expected of an eminent monk, you can keep calm with such an honor."

Everyone praised.

Xuanzang raised his head at a forty-five-degree angle and looked melancholy at the sky.

actually……

I really don't want to be a monk, I don't want to worship, and I don't want to learn Buddhist scriptures!

It's just that everything from his childhood to today doesn't seem to be developing according to his wishes.

Xuanzang sighed, and was dragged by the excited Li Shimin to make a vow.

The supreme glory in the eyes of others, to be honest, he has no fluctuations in his heart, no interest at all, these are not what he wants!

But this scene also made the onlookers admire his profundity of Buddhism.

In the sky, Guanyin nodded.