Chapter 826 Yuelao's Goofy Story

Lu Chuan was very satisfied looking at the booklet in his hand.

It's not really playing Jin Chan to death, they must be given a protagonist halo, but the Jade Emperor and Tathagata will have tortuous and difficult hardships. This is the effect the boss behind wants, and he can only arrange it this way.

I don't know how Guanyin's plan is, whether it is still the same as before.

"Ryoma, Ryoma!"

Lu Chuan shouted out of the thatched cottage, but unfortunately there was no response, indicating that Longma was not in Xuantian Palace.

"This guy is really getting more and more unruly."

Lu Chuan hummed: "Walking around every day, I don't have the consciousness of being a mount at all. I have to walk by myself when I go out. If I do this, I will find someone to watch him."

Once the mounts are raised, they are used when they go out. The mounts of the Taishang Laojun, Taiyi Jiuku Tianzun and other big bosses are guarded by boys. Only his mounts do not see a shadow for a day, and they have to run by themselves when they go out.

The more Lu Chuan thought about it, the more angry he became. With a thought, he remembered the three gold rings on the dragon horse's legs.

At this time, a red Pegasus in the Imperial Horse Supervisor's shed was rubbing its head flatteringly against the neck of another snow-white female Pegasus, blinking and discharging.

"ah!"

Suddenly it screamed, three luminous lights appeared on the three legs, suddenly tightened, and released an astonishing temperature, the red celestial horse immediately turned into a dragon horse with dragon horns and dragon scales on its body.

"I, Zhenwu, what kind of moth are you doing..."

The dragon horse showed its real body and scared the nearby mares, and also caused a commotion in the stable, so the pegasus looked at this guy who looked different from them in surprise.

The wrestlers from the horse guard in the distance also rushed over after hearing the sound.

"It's over, now I'm lost."

Long Ma gave a wry smile in his heart, and stepped on the firelight and walked away.

"Not good, someone broke into the Imperial Horse Prison, quickly notify the picket spirit officer, and turn off the enchantment by the way..."

There is chaos in the imperial horse prison.

After a long time, Xuantian Palace.

The dragon horse was lying on the ground with a dejected face and no image, his limbs were bound by mana ropes.

Next to him are Yang Jian and some heavenly soldiers and generals.

"In the Royal Horse Prison?"

Lu Chuan forgot to look at Longma with a strange expression.

Ryoma looked indignant: "Let go of me."

Yang Jian coughed dryly and leaned his head over and said in a low voice: "Also, the people from the Yumajian said that your mount has slept more than a dozen female celestial horses from the Yumajian, and they are all pregnant. I ask you to be responsible, cough cough..."

"I...responsible?"

Lu Chuan's expression was as dark as the bottom of a pot on the spot, and he looked at Longma.

Is this the wrong stallion you swore to be?

I thought that mortals couldn't escape the law of true fragrance, but I didn't expect that a horse like you couldn't escape either.

Yes, you are not a stallion, but you sow more than ten times at a time and that is a big stallion.

Long Ma hurriedly argued: "I didn't do it, don't look at me, ah, what kind of eyes are you looking at?"

Lu Chuan took a deep breath and said softly; "I know, I will discipline it, if it makes this mistake again in the future..."

Ryoma pricked up his ears to listen.

Lu Chuan stopped to look and grinned at Longma's mouth: "I castrated it."

"The surname Lu, what do you mean, you...you can't do this to you, the gods broke the precepts and didn't eunuch, why eunuch me?"

Long Ma panicked: "Do you still have any conscience? I have been carrying you around all these years, without credit there is hard work, without hard work there is fatigue..."

Lu Chuan snorted coldly, and Long Ma shut up.

Yang Jian looked at Long Ma and couldn't help but shook his head: "Long Ma, the holy land of the Heavenly Palace, forbids adultery. If you commit the first crime, I will let you go this time. If you commit the crime again, you will be punished according to the law. I hope you don't try the law yourself."

As he spoke, he raised his hand and untied the mana rope.

"Be a pig, be a pig!"

Ryoma shrank his head with a growl.

The corners of Lu Chuan's eyes twitched, while Yang Jian couldn't help laughing.

"Please sit down!"

Lu Chuan raised his hand to ask Yang Jianting to sit down, took out the imperial wine and shook his head and poured a glass: "I really never thought that you would go to heaven and become the god of justice of the imperial court..."

However, Yang Jian was assigned to the very busy Shen Yusi when he went to the sky, no wonder he couldn't see the girl anymore.

Yang Jian was silent for a while, and said: "The heavenly court issued an appointment order this time, and my mother also asked me to come, so I have to come."

"Okay, listen to the tune and not listen to the announcement, you already have enough cards."

"Now that you've come, you'll be safe. By the way, won't you become a lonely old man if you leave Auntie? It's not good." Lu Chuan began to hint.

Let Fairy Yunhua be with Yang Chan, presumably Yunhua won't watch her daughter repeat the same mistakes, right?

Yang Jian pondered and said: "I'm going to let my mother go to Sanmei's Huashan Mountain to recuperate, but unfortunately my mother won't go and insists on staying in Guanjiangkou. I don't feel relieved to leave my mother alone, but my mother doesn't want to come to heaven."

"Because the former residence is there?"

"yes!"

Lu Chuan pondered for a moment. Originally, he planned to let Fairy Yunhua look at Yang Chan, but now it seems that this idea will come to nothing.

"Don't worry, if you worry about your mother being bored and lonely, you can pay some money to ask my father to come and chat with you as a companion." Lu Chuan laughed.

It just so happened that his father was in charge of accounting for the Ministry of Finance in Tianting, but Tianting has been deserted for a long time, and his father still yearns for life in the world.

Sometimes he complained that Lu Chuan gave him flat peaches, otherwise he would have been reincarnated several times.

"Your father... accompany my mother?"

Yang Jian's expression became strange, he picked up the wine and drank a glass: "There's no need for this."

Seeing this, Lu Chuan stopped talking, and the two chatted for a while.

Lu Chuan released a little bit of Taiyi Shangxianland's breath.

"Your cultivation base..."

Yang Jian suddenly looked at Lu Chuan in surprise, and before Master Lu could speak, he shook his head and laughed: "I'm also an immortal in Taiyi!"

Lu Dijun: "..."

Then the question arises again, which of the two of them is faster this time?

"It seems that you have also stepped into Taiyi Shangxian."

Lu Chuan smiled and said, "Would you like to compare who can cultivate Da Luo first?"

However, he has cultivated a golden body of Da Luo, and his physical body is as strong as a superman. This is his big trump card now, and basically no one else knows except Taishang Laojun.

Yang Jian shook his head: "It's not that easy to kill the three corpses. I have to remind you that it's best not to be competitive this time, just follow your own pace, otherwise there will be big problems."

"Cut three corpses..."

Lu Chuan nodded lightly. It is indeed difficult to kill the three corpses, which is one of the greatest calamities and difficulties for immortals.

After all, Shangxian Taiyi is still within the control of the two major laws of time and destiny, but Da Luo is no longer under the control of these two major laws of heaven and earth.

The success of beheading the three corpses means exceeding the three realms and five elements. If you can't survive, the Tao will be damaged, and the body will die and the Tao will disappear if it is serious.

If it was easy, even people like the Twelve Immortals would not have been trapped for thousands of years.

Speaking of boasting, he and Yang Jian are the two most outstanding people in this millennium. They set foot in the realm of Taiyi Shangxian and caught up with the older generation of Yuxu Twelve Immortals and other figures.

The two exchanged their cultivation experience. After all, they both came from the same school and both practiced eight or nine profound arts, so they still have a lot of common language.

Such exchanges are of great benefit to both of them.

After that, Yang Jian bid farewell and left, Shen Yusi still needed him to stay in town for too long.

"When will this Journey to the West start?"

Lu Dijun pondered, he felt that his side was well prepared.

He glanced up and saw the dragon horse beside him, and said angrily, "You're so awesome, don't be a stallion, run to be a big stallion and let people see my jokes, don't you?"

Even he was deceived by this guy. He said seriously before that he was not a stallion, but he slipped into the horse guard and rode so many fillies.

Longma said confidently: "This is the instinct of male creatures. What is the difference between you and me when it comes to estrus?"

Lu Chuan's expression darkened, and he wanted to refute it, but he couldn't refute it, so he had to look at it's crotch: "Don't worry, I will make your instinct disappear, do you believe it?"

Long Ma's crotch pinched his legs, tilted his head and said, "If you are capable, don't always talk about it. You can't get a girl by yourself, so why don't you let me get it? It's unreasonable."

Lu Chuan glanced over like a sword.

Ryoma immediately became obedient, bowed his head and remained silent.

Lu Chuan pondered, the journey of cultivation is always accompanied by countless calamities, all kinds of murders, loves, heavens, earths, people, etc., are endless and innumerable, even a person like the Jade Emperor needs to cross the calamities!

He takes women very lightly now, okay?

"Journey to the West, Journey to the West..."

Lu Chuan couldn't help sighing, now everything is ready on his side, the only thing he owes is Dongfeng.

It's a pity that Lao Niu is still at the foot of the Five Elements Mountain to eliminate his demonic nature, the canopy is still experiencing a lifetime of love, and the golden cicada is still reincarnated. It will take four or five hundred days at the earliest to start from the Tang Dynasty.

"Then let's wait a little longer and see what happened to the situation on the canopy..."

As Lu Chuan spoke, he used a mysterious light mirror, and when he opened it, the figure of the canopy appeared from it.

But the scene in it is like watching a TV series, but it's fast forwarded dozens of times.

This time the canopy was miserable. The young master who was born into a rich family fell in love with a maid in his family, and then the maid brought poisoned wine and killed his father.

Because his family business was acquired by his father who killed the maid's parents, the maid came here to take revenge this time, and took advantage of Tianpeng's feelings to avenge her vengeance. Unexpectedly, she fell in love with Tianpeng and committed suicide by taking poison in shame.

Tianpeng also collapsed and committed suicide by taking poison.

"This, this, this... This plot is too bloody, who made it up, Yue Lao?"

Lu Dijun was shocked when he finished watching it. This is comparable to the sadomasochism drama of his previous TV novel!

No, he has to discuss it with Yuelao.

Lu Chuan said: "Come here, call Yuelao here."

Not long after, Yuelao appeared in Xuantian Palace, and respectfully said to Lu Chuan: "See Emperor Zhenwu, I don't know why the emperor is looking for the old man?"

Lu Chuan said: "Yuelao, did you make up the canopy's Eternal Love Tribulation?"

Yue Lao said: "Exactly!"

"When will the catastrophe happen?" Lu Chuan asked.

"One month!"

"Are you so efficient?"

Lu Chuan was startled. He arranged the canopy clearly within a month?

"To be honest with the emperor, this is not because the old man is efficient, but because the canopy does not give the old man peace of mind."

Old Yue was about to cry: "After each catastrophe, the old man will arrange for him to reflect on it for decades, which will give me more time to write the next catastrophe, but this guy commits suicide early every time, and his average life expectancy is only about 30 years.

There is only one month in the sky, and the old man is forced by the canopy to have no choice. The old man can't eat well, sleep well, and lose a lot of hair in order to catch up with the manuscript. This is also the doom of the old man! "