Chapter 822 Different Aesthetics
"This Zhenwu is really getting more and more ignorant, he came here to ask for flat peaches after being given a few pieces of broken tea leaves, and he still has to take care of his half-full, what a shame.
Hmph, doesn't he know how important flat peaches are to Tianting and Empress? "
In Yaochi, the Jade Emperor walked up and down in the hall, angrily scolding Lu Chuan who had just left.
The Queen Mother looked at the "furious" Jade Emperor quietly with a smile on her face.
After scolding for a long time, the Jade Emperor was at a loss for words, and glanced at the Queen Mother out of the corner of his eye.
"Your Majesty is tired, you can rest for a while."
The queen mother smiled quietly.
The Jade Emperor sat down and said angrily: "You said you just praised that kid for being sensible, and immediately, he did such an ignorant thing to tear things down?"
"Okay, don't play tricks, as long as your Journey to the West plan goes smoothly, it's worth it for me to pay a little flat peach."
The Queen Mother's eyes seemed to see through everything and said: "Your Majesty, you know this palace well, and this palace is also very reasonable. You are not such a stingy person, right?"
The Jade Emperor coughed dryly and nodded: "Yes!"
"Besides, Emperor Zhenwu sent the holy tree and Buddha tea to celebrate the birthday of the palace, which is private, and asking for flat peaches is for the great plan of the heavenly court. It is public, which is obviously two different things. Can't the palace see these things clearly?" said the Queen Mother.
The Jade Emperor looked at the Queen Mother in surprise.
He was clearly scolding just now, but in fact he was worried that Lu Chuan would recklessly come to ask for flat peaches, which would make the Queen Mother unhappy, so he deliberately scolded to vent her anger on the Queen Mother and relieve Lu Chuan from the disaster.
Don't look at her as gentle and noble at ordinary times, but she is the queen mother of the three worlds of motherhood, and she has powerful methods, which can be seen from her punishment of Cowherd and Weaver Girl.
Not to mention those fairies, the daughters of their own children are like a mouse seeing a cat when they see the Queen Mother, and they have absolute majesty in the heaven and the family.
If she really hated going to Lu Chuan, then Lu Chuan would not say that he would suffer, but at least he would suffer a lot.
Who knew that the Queen Mother could be so good-tempered this time...
He was surprised, always aloof and majestic, and sometimes he didn't even give him face. When the gods saw the Queen Mother, they were all terrified. How could Lu Chuan be so easy to talk to her?
"Forget it, it's good that the empress understands."
The Jade Emperor stood up and said, "I'm going to arrange it now, let Bai Wei guard the West Heaven Gate, and then send Yang Jian to go to heaven."
"Your Majesty, you have no objection to arranging Yang Jian to be in charge of the Ministry of Justice, but there is something that must be said."
The Queen Mother's eyes flickered and she said: "At the beginning when you conferred the title of Zhenwu, even though it was because of that brat, some people in the Heavenly Court privately said that Your Majesty is nepotism.
But the last time the wind was blown, it was suppressed by me, the tongue-tied people had their tongues pulled out, their immortal bones were pulled out and they would never go to the heaven again, but this time..."
The Jade Emperor's expression sank slightly.
Indeed, after going to heaven, Lu Chuan and Longji separated because of Tiantiao, and also in order to reduce an excuse for being attacked by others.
Although the label of Heavenly Court Prince Consort has faded, it still belongs to Lu Chuan.
Later, when Lu Chuan was just granted the title of True Martial Arts, some people almost brought up the old story again. Fortunately, the queen mother dealt with it decisively, and Lu Chuan did a few more major things to prove his ability to make those voices disappear.
"Then let others go up first, if something goes wrong, then go to Yang Jian." Jade Emperor said.
The Queen Mother pondered: "It's not bad to deal with it this way, but the relationship between Yang Jian and you has always been cold. Your Majesty is sure that Yang Jian will obey orders and go to heaven?"
The Jade Emperor thought for a while and then walked away: "Even if he doesn't want Yunhua, he will let him come."
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"You are so courageous, you still have to deal with flat peaches..."
On the way, Long Ji said speechlessly: "Half full, do you know what will happen if you offend your mother?"
"What, are you worried?"
Lu Chuan followed with his hands behind his back.
"Stop talking nonsense, you are lucky this time, don't be so reckless in the future, and come to me first..." Long Ji instructed.
"Luck, recklessness?"
"Is not it?"
"Of course not. Let me tell you that today I have at least the right time, place, and people. Do you think there is any reason for not being successful?"
Lu Chuan smiled and said, "If today is over, hey, I might not dare to say that."
In addition to the right time, place and people, he also has the right and bright plan of Journey to the West, which is an excuse that the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother cannot refuse.
It turned out that in Journey to the West, they set up the entire Peach Garden for this plan. This time, Lao Niu didn't have a good fortune and was directly beaten down, so let him enjoy the good fortune!
He was sure that even if he had eaten half of the garden, the Queen Mother of Pantao would have no objection this time.
Long Ji was also a little surprised and said: "I'm also very surprised that the queen mother agreed to you, you must know that we, as princesses, don't just eat flat peaches whenever we want..."
Lu Chuan smiled openly and said, "So my mother treats me better than your own daughters, are you envious and jealous?"
Long Ji snorted, "I think you want to be beaten."
"I'm afraid you won't succeed. I haven't seen you for a long time. Just find a chance to compete?" Lu Chuan said with a smile.
Long Ji suddenly turned around and said, "Here we are!"
Lu Chuan looked up and saw that he really came to the flat peach garden. The flat peach trees are luxuriant, high into the sky, and the branches are full of fruits. The breeze blows the peach fragrance for ten miles, making people salivate.
A group of heavenly soldiers stood at the entrance of the garden.
"See Emperor, Princess!"
The commander of the Heavenly Soldiers bowed after seeing the two of them, and said: "The Pantao Garden is a forbidden place in the heavens, and idlers are not allowed to approach it. How dare you ask the two of you what to do?"
Long Ji said: "The queen mother has orders. Let Emperor Zhenwu enter the Pantao Garden to perform official duties. There must be no mistakes."
He said and took out a token.
The commander took a look and immediately moved out of the way: "Dijun, please."
Lu Chuan took two steps and found that Longji hadn't moved, so he turned his head and winked: "Let's go together!"
Longji thought for a while and followed.
As soon as I entered the garden, I saw peach trees everywhere, and every tree was full of flat peaches.
Longji shouted, "Land, land?"
A land greeted him: "Princess, don't call Xiaoxian here, why are you here again, but the Peach Club doesn't have enough peaches?"
Long Ji said: "I have something to do, let me introduce you, the one next to me is Emperor Zhenwu, he has something to do now, you remove your people from Yuanzi..."
"Emperor Zhenwu, whoops, disrespect and disrespect." The earth hurriedly said in shock.
Lu Chuan nodded lightly: "Back off!"
"Yes Yes Yes!"
The land said hello, and called out all the weeders, insect catchers, and water carriers in the flat peach orchard.
Lu Chuan started wandering around the garden, looking for flat peaches that ripen once every nine thousand years.
Long Ji then asked: "No, why do you want to eat so many flat peaches?"
"Practice."
As Lu Chuan spoke, his eyes lit up, and he flew up a tree: "Surely this is a nine-thousand-year-old flat peach?"
As he spoke, he picked off a flat peach, wiped his fur, and eagerly gnawed on it.
Long Ji said anxiously: "The flat peaches contain terrifying spiritual power. With your knowledge, it takes seven days to refine one. It is beneficial and harmless to you. Eat half full..."
Lu Chuan smiled and said, "Don't worry, I know these things myself, so don't be dazed, eat whatever you want, and just push it to me when the time comes."
Long Ji caught a peach dropped by Lu Chuan with a helpless look on his face.
"Daughter-in-law, you are so pretty."
Lu Chuan stared at Longji while eating and said.
Looking down from the tree, he suddenly remembered that when the monkey was stealing the peach, he stopped the Seven Fairies and then left, but this is normal, after all, this person and the monkey have different aesthetics.
From a human point of view, the Seven Fairies look pretty, but in Monkey Sun's eyes, it's not much different from a man looking at seven immobile female monkeys.
There is no impulsiveness at all, maybe the attraction is not as big as seven peaches!
"Your eyes are wrong, you must not think of good things."
Seeing that Lu Chuan was staring at him wrongly, Long Ji raised his hand angrily, and with a whoosh, a peach split across.
Lu Dijun was guilty of being a thief, so he quickly dodged and slipped to another tree and said, "Don't talk nonsense, how do you know I didn't think of anything good?"
Long Ji snorted softly, turned and left.
Lu Chuan shook his head, gnawed on the peach wholeheartedly, and suddenly raised his head to understand something.
Ma'am, listen to me, it's really not what you think...
Lu Chuan stayed in Pantaoyuan that night.
The next morning, after Longji entered the garden, she found in the 9,000-year-old Pantao Park that the big peach was gone from a tree, and only a few small peaches were left hanging on. The further she walked, the more frightened she became...
"One, two, three... three hundred and twenty-one!"
Under the three hundred and twenty-two trees, she got her wish and saw Lu Chuan sitting cross-legged, with her hands in mudras, and a scorching fire flowed around her body.
"Samadhi real fire?"
Long Ji was surprised, she saw that Lu Chuan was suppressing the flat peaches in his body so that they would not release their spiritual power.
Soon Lu Chuan slowly opened his eyes.
Long Ji asked in surprise, "Why don't you refine it?"
Lu Chuan supported the tree and got up: "I still have something to do, I will go to the Supreme Lord first, and we will talk about it later."
Without saying a word, Lu Chuan turned into a ray of light and headed towards Tushita Palace.
In Tushita Palace, Lu Chuan went straight to the alchemy room.
"True martial arts?"
Laojun was surprised and said: "Why are you here, the evil spirit pill has not been refined yet."
Lu Chuan glanced at the alchemy furnace, and saw that the surrounding shelves were full of gourds. Lu Chuan knew that they were all Sheng Dan's, and they were full of elixir.
Laojun asked vigilantly, "What do you want to do?"
Lu Chuan said: "Old gentleman, I have a question, you must answer me truthfully."
"What's the matter?" Taishang asked in surprise.
Lu Chuan said: "If, I mean, if I eat a lot of golden elixir and flat peaches and refine them with samadhi real fire, is it possible to cultivate a vajra indestructible body?"
He remembered that the monkey used to do this, but later he also went through a process, that is, he was thrown into the Eight Diagrams furnace and calcined for forty-nine days.
Lu Chuan doesn't know now whether the monkey became indestructible before or after.
"Golden body of Da Luo? How do I know this, but theoretically it is possible, why, don't you think..."
The Taishang stroked his beard and said in a deep thought, suddenly stretched out his arms to stop Lu Chuan and said, "Let me tell you, don't try to get my Jindan idea..."
"It turns out that the one over there is the golden core."
Lu Chuan couldn't help laughing and said, "Okay, okay, I don't make up my mind, borrow it, can I borrow it?"
"Get out!"
"Don't, change, let me change my line, how many eight-rank golden pills can I exchange for my evil spirit pill?"
"Two!" Tai Shang said angrily.
"What, my Tengu blood is worth two pieces?"
Lu Chuan said angrily: "You traitorous Taoist, no, this is too little. I want more golden elixirs this time. How can you give me this shelf of elixir? Make a condition!"
"A shelf?"
Taishang's eyes widened: "You are serious, no god has ever played like this before, be careful to play you to death."
Lu Chuan said: "Nonsense, who is joking with you, I am full of flat peaches and I am short of your golden pill. By the way, this is the need of the Jade Emperor's Journey to the West..."
The Taishang started laughing: "Little trick, don't use the Jade Emperor to oppress people, but I will help you with this favor, but you also owe me the favor of the old way, and you will pay it back when you have time."