Three Hundred and Twenty-Nine Clown Scares
With a loud "bang", it exploded right on Renly's left hand, and the turbulent air waves rolled in. The brain had no time to react, and the body had already made a conditioned reflex and avoided it.
Countless foam fragments and flower fragments were flying in the air, raising a cloud of dust, blurred vision, and vaguely saw a figure stand up from the low table next to the sofa, like a tiger pounced on food, rushing up with its teeth and claws, red. Green and yellow, large patches of color are mixed together on the face, and the facial features are not clearly seen, the eyes are not eyes, the mouth is not a mouth, only the dazzling red on the nose, blowing towards the face, hideous and terrifying.
The distorted face quickly enlarged in Ren Li's sight. He clenched his fists and immediately put on a fighting start, ready to fight back at any time.
At that moment, the tense muscles, agile skills and dangerous aura, completed the attack preparation without any pause, and fell into the eyes of the clown. He quickly braked, straightened his hands, and pulled away between the two. After a distance, he started to step back, but he forgot that he was standing in the box on the low table. When he stepped back, his knees hit the façade of the box. fell to the ground.
All of this happened between lightning and flint, a gap between the ups and downs of breathing, and the chaos has returned to calm.
Everyone at the scene exclaimed and looked at the mess at the scene in disbelief. Allen also widened his eyes and walked towards the clown in a panic, "Are you alright?"
"Oh!" The clown lying on the ground finally reacted at this time, and let out a painful wailing sound.
Allen was stunned for a while, but he was at a loss. He looked at the clown and then at Renly, and said with a laugh, "Uh...he's our staff member, this is a specially arranged session for us."
It was only now that Renly reacted. This was not an accident, but a spoof session deliberately arranged by "The Ellen Show". The clown hid in the low table early, just waiting for this moment, trying to startle Renly. But he didn't expect that Renly's conditioned reflex would be so quick, not only was he not frightened, but he immediately took a retaliatory stance.
The audience at the scene was also frightened, their brains could not react for a while, and the chaos in the studio made their brains unable to turn around. The embarrassed figure, recalling everything that happened just now, a sense of joy swept over, and the laughter could not help bursting.
"Jesus Christ." Renly sighed involuntarily, and quickly walked over, squatted down, and looked at the actor playing the clown, "I'm sorry, I'm really sorry." He asked with concern, "Are you alright? ?"
The actor was a thin man of about thirty years old,
Rubbing his ass/butt, seeing Renly and Alan in front of him, he quickly waved his hand, "I'm fine."
"Are you sure?" Allen asked questioningly, "The situation at the scene looked terrible."
"I'm sure." The man laughed dumbly and nodded.
"Are you sure the situation at the scene is really bad? Or are you sure you're fine?" Allen's question caused the audience to burst into laughter again, and even Renly, who was squatting beside him, couldn't help but smile.
The man shook his head helplessly, "All, all."
Renly apologized again. Although the other party made a prank first, his reaction was a bit extreme. Obviously, the habit during the filming of "Fast and Furious 5" has not been completely broken, and it is always easy to be too tough in terms of body movements. At the critical moment, the conditioned reflex counterattack, the memory of the body muscles still stays in the state of Hobbes.
Allen patted the man on the shoulder, stood up, and said calmly facing the third seat, "Obviously, we need to rest now and calm down. After the advertisement, we will focus on the unexpected situation just now, and then Get to know it well."
The recording of the scene was temporarily suspended, and the assistant director and the on-set reporter all ran over quickly and asked the man with concern. He also felt a little ashamed, waved his hands repeatedly, and repeatedly said that he was fine, stood up, and jumped in place. After a while, everyone felt at ease.
Watching the actor leave the studio, Renly turned to look at Alan, spread his hands, and showed a helpless smile. Allen laughed, "I like the effect. I like it." It seems that Renly's agent did not reveal the secret, which guaranteed the effect of the prank.
Looking at Renly's speechless expression, Allen then asked with concern, "How is it, are you okay?" After all, the protagonist of the prank just now was Renly, and their purpose was to scare Renly once.
Thinking back on the whole prank just now, Renly still thought it was a little absurd. I was actually frightened by such a simple and low-level prank, and sure enough, the most classic and simplest are often the most effective.
Renly knew that Allen would often play some harmless pranks on the show, but most of the time, the pranksters were all Allen's familiar friends. This was the first time Renly and Allen had met, so he was completely defenseless.
Renly retracted his chin, and the corners of his mouth rose involuntarily, "Next time, why don't you try it out for yourself?"
Allen couldn't help laughing and waved his hands again and again, "Forget it. There will be no next time, I promise, there will be no next time."
The staff quickly cleaned up the mess at the scene, restored it repeatedly, and started recording again.
"Welcome back." Allen said to the camera, "In order to avoid some viewers not keeping up with the plot just now, I will briefly introduce. I arranged for the clown to scare Renly, but Renly's fully armed posture was a Countless people's nightmares scared away." A simple sentence made the scene burst into laughter again, "Renly, are you always like this? I mean, it's so responsive, and so intense."
Renly had calmed down again at this time, and said with a smile, "Yes, it's always been like this, after escaping from that coffin, it's like this."
Everyone paused for a moment, then realized that Renly was talking about "buried alive", and the effect was absolutely unexpected. Before anyone could react, Renly added, "You know, PTSD [post-traumatic stress disorder] or something. I honestly haven't slept in a long time."
That solemn appearance amplifies the joy of the words to the extreme, and there are laughter, applause and whistles one after another at the scene. This inadvertently completed the publicity of "Buried Alive" again, and well resolved the embarrassment just now, which is really admirable.
Alan, who was sitting opposite, also gave Renly a round of applause. I have to say that the recording of this episode was so comfortable that she didn't even need to worry too much. The whole docking process was smooth and laughable.
Renly searched and found the camera with a red light on. "Jason, I'm sorry, you're a very good clown, but I overreacted. Here, again, my apologies."
Jason is the actor who just played the clown. Renly knew how hard their work was.
"I'm pretty sure, I'll never scare you from behind in the future." Allen raised his hands in a state of surrender, and his lingering fear made the audience laugh.
At this moment, Alan saw a figure with open teeth and claws jumping up from his eyes without warning, and rushed towards his face with a thunderous momentum. Those shining eyes were full of greed and intimidation. Her heart shrank suddenly, and the scream of "Ah" exploded in her chest. She stepped on the sofa with her feet and tried her best to step back, but the frightened emotions still lingered, and her hands and feet were shaking. When she got up, she simply jumped off the sofa and fled.
The audience at the scene was breathless with laughter, and the laughter was almost exhausted at the back, and many people could even be seen wiping the tears from the corners of their eyes.
Renly raised his hands high, turned into the shape of minions, and his expression was ferocious, like a fierce lone wolf - the person who jumped up just now was Renly.
But Renly didn't expect the effect to be so good. Allen was almost scared, but it was Renly's turn to feel a little embarrassed. To the audience, seems to be asking, "Am I so scary?"
The audience was overjoyed when they saw this scene, and they couldn't stop laughing.
After Alan ran out, she distanced herself, and immediately realized how absurd her behavior was. She also held her knees and laughed loudly, "Haha." The hearty laughter couldn't be stopped at all. After adjusting her breathing, she walked back to the sofa, but when she remembered how embarrassed she looked just now, it was really embarrassing, and she burst into laughter again.
The director at the scene had a keen sense of smell, and immediately replayed the short fifteen seconds on the big screen. Seeing Alan panicked and fleeing, a new wave of laughter burst out again.
Ren Li himself couldn't help laughing. He originally wanted to scare Allen, and he retaliated. He didn't expect that, but he created the most hilarious moment since the "Ellen Show" started. This is also Allen's "Top Ten Embarrassing Moments". Even Allen herself has repeatedly mentioned this incident, laughing at herself that this is the biggest stain in her prank career.
Ellen rubbed her eyes and rubbed her stomach again. She laughed until her abs were about to come out. She looked at Renly in front of her and kept nodding her chin, "You are such a crazy guy, I hate you. "
Renly spread his hands with an innocent expression on his face, "I think Portia can breathe a sigh of relief at home." The subtext is that Allen's exaggerated behavior just now was more because of his deep-seated rejection and fear of men. Indirectly proves that she still likes women.
In a word, Renly was once again connected to the previous joke, which was a stroke of genius. Allen was stunned, then clapped his hands and laughed!