Three Hundred and Twenty-Seven Warm Welcome

"Audiences who watch the show will know that in the past period of time, I have been constantly mentioning a man, so that Portia began to doubt me." The opening of Allen's introduction made the audience burst into laughter, " But I mean, he's handsome, handsome, humorous, talented, etc, did I just say 'handsome'? I mean, it's hard not to like him. Let's welcome Renly Hall."

The screams and cheers erupted in an instant, the door in front of Renly slowly opened, and then the hot shouts were like a waterfall. The ground shook, and the scorching heat engulfed him with lightning speed.

Even though the warm welcome outside the studio just now made Renly mentally prepared, at this moment, seeing the boiling sea of ​​people, Renly felt the shock again. The three hundred audience stood up together, cheering, applauding and screaming. , jumping, like the sea when a hurricane comes, with great waves, overturning the river and the sea.

Renly stepped forward and nodded to the audience with a smile. Unexpectedly, this action caused another tsunami on the scene. The earth-shattering sound made the whole studio feel the power, not only unexpected, And still a little bit caught off guard, the smile on the corner of Ren Li's mouth couldn't help rising, and he cast a suspicious look at Allen.

Alan stood there, smiling, and did not answer, but just opened his arms and made a hug.

A hint of helplessness flashed in Renly's eyes, hugs are not popular in the UK, and hugs are not popular in China/China, but this is the United States, and it is a daytime talk show that focuses on warmth, so he went forward as the locals do. Originally, he wanted to. Embracing in a gentlemanly manner - just hugging the shoulders, keeping a distance below the shoulders, showing courtesy.

Unexpectedly, after Allen hugged Renly's shoulder, he simply jumped onto Renly's body. Unpredictable, Renly just hugged Allen reflexively to prevent her from falling, and then Allen doubled. The legs firmly clasped Renly's back, like a koala, hanging on Renly's body.

This move suddenly made the audience lose their minds, screaming, shouting, roaring, all the sounds burst out, and it was endless, as if the eardrums were already in jeopardy, and they were on the verge of collapsing at any time. This is really annoying.

Aaron gave Renly a big smile, hugged Renly tightly, and said in his ear, "Can I kiss you?"

In the midst of the noise, Ren Li thought he had hallucinations, widened his eyes, and wanted to ask for evidence, but Aaron caught Ren Li by surprise again, and directly placed a kiss on his cheek, mercilessly , and the sound of "boo" could even be heard, all of which were so absurd and bizarre that Renly burst into laughter.

Allen then jumped off Renly with satisfaction,

He made an introductory gesture and presented Renly to the audience. The sound of the audience swarmed from all directions, and the boiling air was beating on the surface of the skin, which was hotter than the midsummer sun on the Gold Coast.

This warm welcome lasted for nearly two minutes, mighty and continuous, and finally calmed down a little under Allen's call. Renly looked at Allen in surprise. Spreading his hands, he said with a big smile, "How is it, do you like it? If you come here every day, you can enjoy such treatment like me."

Is this...a shock education?

It was the first time Renly appeared on a talk show, or even recorded a TV show for the first time. Allen relied on his rich experience to take the lead and killed Renly by surprise. All the situations were overwhelming. Two generations of people, the experience in Ren Li's mind, but he couldn't find anything that could help.

The smile rose at the corners of his mouth, Renly shook his head gently, the curvature of the corners of his mouth became wider and wider, "I'm more curious, why?" Renly's answer also surprised Allen, "I am Say, 'Buried Alive' is not 'Inception,' and I'm not Leonardo DiCaprio. To be honest, there should be countless people in front of the TV with question marks: Who the hell is that guy."

This self-mockery made the audience clapped and laughed, but Alan was not surprised, he had already experienced Renly's wisdom in the previous confrontation, "It's like this, before today, the movies you starred in have always been I'm keen to discuss, on the show, I may or may not have mentioned your name many times, and... er, made some little tidbits. So, the viewers of our show, know you quite well ."

Little tidbit, no need to watch it, Renly knew it must be another Allen-style spoof. American talk shows always love this set.

"In fact, our show has always refused to mention your movie name." Allen said awkwardly, clasping his hands together.

"Why do you want to mention it?" Renly's unreasonable answer made the audience stunned, and then all the audience burst into laughter. Even Allen didn't expect this move, and burst into laughter. Renly shrugged. "I mean, it's not an audience-friendly movie, and it's not a movie with big-name stars..."

"You're our star!" A sharp cheer came from the audience, interrupting Renly's words.

Ren Li was stunned for a while, turned his head to look in the direction of the voice, smiled, and nodded, "Thank you." The screams at the scene suddenly rang out again, Ren Li raised his eyebrows and said jokingly, " I finally know what Leonardo DiCaprio feels like now." The joke made the whole room burst into laughter, including Allen.

"More importantly, this is not an interesting movie. You really don't need to mention it." Renly waved his hand with a nonchalant expression on his face, "We'll find out by looking at the movie's current box office." The words did not say, just shook his head regretfully.

The laughter just couldn't stop.

Ellen had to admit that her assault had initially had the upper hand, but now Renly had regained his grasp. Is this really Renly's first TV show?

"No, no, smart guy." Allen complained directly, and the merciless taunt caused another low-pitched laughter in the audience, "The reason is because I invited you twice, but It's so unfair to us that you refused to be on our show. Honestly, for the first time I know that someone has turned down my show. It's so heartbreaking. So, I refused to be on the show. to promote your film."

The audience was very cooperative with Allen, and immediately booed and condemned Renly. However, it was only for a while, and then he laughed.

Renly pursed the corners of his mouth, frowning as if he didn't understand the situation, "So...you mean...you invited me to record the show, when I was busy at work, when I was being interviewed in Rio de Janeiro. When I was bruised and bruised from the beating, when I was worried that someone might kidnap me..."

The last sentence is actually a Mexican terrier, mocking the poor law and order in South America and frequent kidnappings.

The hilarious laughter of the audience interrupted Renly again, and he had to pause for a moment before continuing, "Then, you blame me for rejecting your invitation?"

Allen was stunned, thought for a moment, then nodded, "Yes, yes, basically, that's it."

With an expression of sudden realization, Renly said meaningfully, "Typical woman."

This time, Allen was blown away, and said righteously, "Hey, Mr. Renly, you are sexist, you must know that you are surrounded by two hundred and fifty women, and you must be careful with your words and deeds. !"

Renly spread his hands and said again, "Typical man."

Two words, so similar, have very different meanings. The first sentence is ridiculing Allen, women are always self-centered, asking men to make more commitments and take more actions; the latter sentence is ridiculing themselves, men always turn a deaf ear, and clearly know what women want. , but never did.

The audience at the scene was stunned for a while, but they didn't react for a while. It was Allen who came back to his senses first. She wanted to hold back, but after trying twice, she still couldn't hold back and laughed out loud. Even because she laughed too hard, she had to turn around and turn her back. To the audience, to maintain their own image.

Immediately afterwards, the audience burst into laughter.

Renly stood there with an innocent expression on his face and shrugged, which made everyone laugh even more. After waiting for a while, Alan finally turned around, and Renly asked curiously, "So, did you really invite me twice?" Andy never mentioned it, and invited a newcomer to the show. The show, or before the Golden Globes, was too bold.

"Once." Allen said honestly with an expression of being caught.

Renly pursed the corners of his mouth, "At least once. I'll never say it, other talk shows still don't know what my name is."

Looking at the calm expression on Renly's face, the contrast was too strong, and this cold-faced humor succeeded in making the laughter that had not yet calmed down sounded again.

Allen also keenly grasped Renly's words and took a step forward, "Then there is a chance today. I officially introduce to everyone in front of the TV that this man is Renly Hall. In the past period of time, the horror movie I have mentioned many times, the actor of 'Buried Alive', he has just received two Golden Globe nominations for best actor, wonderful movie! Wonderful performance! Absolutely wonderful! Welcome , welcome to my show!"

The solemn introduction officially announced Renly's shining debut on the TV show. The audience welcomed Renly with the warmest applause!

Renly nodded at the audience with a smile, and then saw the red light of camera number 3 light up. He knew that this was the camera being filmed, so he smiled and nodded at the camera, which was considered to be in front of the TV. The audience said hello, and then he turned his head to look at Alan, "So, this is the end of the interview, should I leave or not? Because you haven't asked me to sit down yet, I think, am I... …”