Chapter 1165: The Divine Car Xiao Huang Is on the Market

(6K words big chapter, this is the third watch! There are no chapters.

I forgot to thank the bear children for their birthday wishes, especially Shuikonghan, every time you came to reveal Uncle Ha's real age, thank you (beat) thank you (death)! And thanks for the endless rewards~)

After receiving Nan Ming's statement, Lu Zhenguo immediately reported it.

Then the high-level emergency consultations were held, and several high-level meetings were held in a row. Lu Zhenguo had never seen such an efficient high-level meeting, and a resolution was reached in a short time.

Lu Zhenguo hurried to Lazy God Island with the high-level decision.

Lu Zhenguo hoped that Nanming could make a statement, but of course he knew that Nanming was also waiting for the high-level to express his opinion.

The current lazy god system has long been enough for the country to take the most prudent attitude to cooperate.

Nan Ming urged them to say that he hoped they could "hurry up, and faster". Lu Zhenguo also felt an unspeakable sense of urgency, and he didn't want to delay for a minute, and went straight to Lazy God Island.

But when we arrived at Lazy God Island, what we saw was deserted. Seeing him coming, the security personnel who stayed behind on Lazy God Island looked bewildered: "President Nan? President Nan is out on vacation! The seven-day National Day holiday, except for our stay-at-home People, everyone is leaving..."

At that moment, Lu Zhenguo really wanted to slap him, and make Nanming, that brat, spin around.

Where is he urging himself to hurry up and hurry up, while he leisurely ran to vacation?

How can there be such a thing?

But thinking of this guy's usual temper, he couldn't help but roll his eyes, sigh, and shake his head in resignation.

If it wasn't like this, I'm afraid it wouldn't be Nan Ming.

This guy is a lazy melon first, and Mr. Nan second. Hasn't this kind of thing been proven many times?

However, Nan Ming can be lazy, and the lazy gods can take a vacation, but they can't, because as Nan Ming said, there is really not much time left for him.

Lu Zhenguo turned around, ran back to his office, and then issued orders one after another. The core of the order was only one word: "Pilot! Pilot! Pilot!"

Many decrees that have been suppressed and entangled in the past have not been issued, and they will be officially implemented today!

Faster, faster!

Believe in the technology of lazy gods!

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In a corner of Dongbin City, 25 kilometers away from Lazy God Island, on a remote road with not many people, many coaches with license plates with the word "xue" on them are shuttling back and forth.

This is a customary practice site for learning driver's license subject three. Because there are fewer pedestrians and traffic in the vicinity, and there are fewer traffic police, many small driving schools put their practice sites here.

In the middle of the road, there were seventeen or eighteen people standing on the side of the road, waiting to practice driving.

A black Volkswagen stopped, a young man got out of the car in frustration, and another jumped on it quickly.

"Why, Xiao Huang, have you been scolded again?" A big sister next to her asked with a smile.

Now the main body of learning to drive is gradually dominated by young students and middle-aged women. Most of the middle-aged men have been driving for several years.

"Hmm..." The young man Xiao Huang was a little frustrated, but also a little annoyed: "I just asked him a few questions about driving, and then he scolded me. I'm in a bad mood, so why take it out on me? I'm Those who spend money to learn how to drive don't spend money to be angry!"

More than a dozen people in a car lined up to practice the car, and it took two hours to practice, and they couldn't learn anything when they got in the car. The coach didn't teach farts except for insulting and bullying. How can people learn!

"Hold on, there's nothing you can do about it." Several people sighed, "I knew I wouldn't apply for this kind of rubbish driving school. There aren't many lessons, and there are a lot of troubles!"

"I can't help it..." A few of them learn to drive because they just need it, or because of work needs, or family needs. They only apply for this driving school because they are close to home and there is no better choice. All this virtue..."

"Damn it!" Xiao Huang scolded a few words angrily, "Just now this guy even complained to me, saying that there are fewer and fewer people learning to drive recently, and the business is not as good as before, and asked me why no one is driving now. Learned to drive. How can learning to drive be regarded as a word-of-mouth industry? Before applying for a driving school, who doesn’t ask the people around him about the reputation? You said that after we finish learning, who will introduce him to repeat customers? "

We all feel sorry for each other.

"Be patient and practice hard. I heard that the exam is quite dark. When you meet some examiners, they will deliberately dig holes for you and stop you from paying the make-up exam fee..."

Everyone sighed helplessly.

"If you don't learn to drive, you don't know you're stupid!" In the end, Xiao Huang sighed, "Forget it, I won't come to practice tomorrow, I will rent a car to practice by myself."

Moreover, time is really not worth it.

Xiao Huang graduated from a famous university, and his job and marriage are very good. He lives in the polite white-collar world on weekdays. He does everything well and is treated kindly wherever he goes. However, learning to drive makes him feel unspeakable frustration. .

If it wasn't for his wife's pregnancy, he would just need a car in the future, and he really didn't want to learn to drive.

"You're stupid. If you don't come to practice after paying the tuition fee, isn't it a waste of time to teach? Can't he be happier?" The elder sister beside him lowered her voice.

Xiao Huang is in a mess, and he doesn't know if it's stupid to spend his own time practicing driving, or renting a car to practice driving himself, or is it stupid to plan to learn to drive?

What age is this, why do you still need to learn to drive!

At the moment Xiao Huang complained, Xiao Huang's mobile phone beeped and received a push advertisement.

On weekdays, Xiao Huang really hates advertisements, but this time, Xiao Huang just glanced at it and couldn't look away.

"Breaking news, Jidong Province has just issued a pilot decree, allowing self-driving vehicles that have passed the review and assessment to drive on the road today! A big inventory of ten vehicles with self-driving functions!"

Autopilot?

Jidong Province...allows self-driving vehicles on the road?

Xiao Huang opened the link and looked in, and was immediately disappointed.

This advertisement counts ten vehicles with automatic driving function. Not only can none of them be affordable by Xiao Huang, but these ten vehicles have not passed the examination and evaluation of Jidong Province at all, and are still in the stage of hard work.

"What's the use of that!"

At this moment, another message popped up.

"Produced by Lazy God, manufactured by BYB, the 100,000 yuan magic car Xiao Huang is on the market! No need for a driver's license, automatic driving! The real automatic driving is here! Free your way to work!"

Xiao Huang? Seeing this name, Xiao Huang immediately remembered many previous rumors, and he is also Xiao Huang, this car is also called Xiao Huang?

Moreover, it is produced by Lazy God! ! ! ! ! !

Even two rows of exclamation marks can't express Xiao Huang's excitement at this time.

Produced by Lazy God, it must be a boutique!

One hundred thousand magical cars? He can afford it!

He quickly clicked on the link, and saw this car named "Little Yellow".

As the name says, this is a round and cute car with a feminine appearance. Well, my wife can also drive it.

The body is not big, but it is enough for a family of three or four. According to the evaluation, the interior space is actually not small at all, and it is not crowded for five people. Because this car is a completely electric car, there are not as many complicated parts taking up space as gasoline cars, not to mention that this car has used the interior space to the extreme.

With trembling hands, he called BYB's customer service number. He originally thought it would take a long time to get through, but who would have thought that it would be done in just one call.

"Hi, hello, I want to ask that magic car Xiao Huang...does he really not need a driver's license?"

"Hello sir, yes, Xiao Huang can drive without a driver's license."

"Then there won't be any restrictions on going on the road."

"Currently, Xiao Huang is the only one who has passed all the assessments. Whether it's peak hours or nights, whether driving on expressways or on mountain roads, we can guarantee safety!"

"real?"

"Of course, in fact, the magic car Xiao Huang still has certain preferential treatment. You are in Dongbin City now. The Dongbin City Government has also issued a subsidy policy for autonomous vehicles. If you apply for the subsidy now, the automatic driving subsidy plus With the electric car subsidy and the starter discount, you can get this car for 60,000 yuan!"

"real?"

"Of course, Dongbin is currently conducting an auto show. If you want, you can pick up the car on the spot. We have enough stock." The customer service staff replied.

"Then...this autopilot is reliable..." In the end, Xiao Huang was still a little worried.

"Sir." The tone on the other side became serious: "When you communicated with me, did you realize that I am actually an artificial intelligence?"

"Huh?" What? artificial intelligence? The girl with a clear and capable voice opposite is an artificial intelligence?

"Sir, every little yellow is not only your car, it is also your friend, your family, your best partner, you can trust him! He will use his life to protect your safety, believe me, That's right!"

After hanging up the phone, Xiao Huang stood there for a while.

Until a rough shout woke him up: "Get in the car! What about you, what are you doing standing there like a fool? Don't want to take the exam? Get out if you don't want to practice, don't take up space!"

Xiao Huang turned around and saw the coach car parked right next to him, and it was indeed his turn to practice the car.

The coach was yelling at him.

For this reason, he just waited for two hours, abruptly waiting from morning to noon.

But right now, he really didn't want to practice anymore.

"You're right, I really don't want to take the exam anymore." Xiao Huang smiled, he didn't care about being angry, and he didn't care about getting money back, he turned around and ran away.

The nearest auto show is only seven or eight bus stops away from him!

Along the way, Xiao Huang has already seen several divine cars Xiao Huang!

The car logo of Shenche Xiaohuang is a green bud, like a pair of open hands, and it is also a lovely way to walk.

Xiao Huang knows that it is estimated that the market positioning of the manufacturer is mainly women. After all, proportionally speaking, more men have driver's licenses, and the demand for automatic driving is not so urgent.

They are beautiful and attractive on the road, and the passengers in the car are smiling.

While waiting at the red light, Xiao Huang even saw a young woman sitting in the back seat next to her, feeding the child in the child safety seat with water. The doting smile on her face was full of maternal brilliance, while in the driver's seat in front, No one at all!

Let the little guy hold the cup by himself, the mother turned her head, saw the dumbfounded Xiao Huang, smiled and nodded.

Great!

After getting out of the car, Xiao Huang ran into the exhibition center in one breath, and saw the logo of the lazy God and BYB from a distance, as well as the huge explosion effect text: "The magic car Xiao Huang is shocked to launch!"

He was already out of breath, and even ran into the exhibition center in one breath, found the joint booth of the lazy god department and BYB, propped his knees on his knees, took a few deep breaths, and said out of breath: "I want... Buy... the magic car Xiao Huang!"

"Hello, Mr. Huang! Ali told me that you will come to buy a car, and we have been waiting for you!" A waitress smiled and handed over a glass of water.

"Ah?" Xiao Huang's eyes widened, "Who is Ali?"

"The customer service girl who received you just now, she can hear your voice immediately." The service staff clicked on her headset, "Ali said let me say hello to you."

"This... Ali will tell you this?"

"Of course, we are good partners. We are the business champions of this month!" The waitress was very energetic.

After chatting with the service staff for a few words, Xiao Huang remembered his reason for coming: "That... I want to see the car."

"Okay, wait a minute." The waitress waved her hand back, and a small yellow car drove over from behind. When it reached the two of them, the door opened automatically.

Sure enough, there was no one in the car. There was not even a steering wheel in front of the driver’s seat. There were only some instruments on the round front panel, and a circle of light strips on the top, emitting a soft light. At this time, a pair of eyes appeared on the light strips. Xiao Huang felt ...the car is looking at itself.

Very curious look.

"Mr. Huang, have you ever used products from the Lazy God system before?"

"Uh... this one really doesn't exist."

"It's okay, because the products of the lazy gods are really simple, Xiao Huang, let's say hello."

"Hi!" Xiao Huang greeted quickly.

"Hello!" A young boy's voice sounded.

Xiao Huang and Shenche Xiao Huang greeted each other.

"Pfft..." The waitress smiled and bent over.

"Ah... my surname is Huang, and I'm also Xiao Huang..." Xiao Huang laughed awkwardly.

"Then, Mr. Huang, give this car a name."

"Well, I can't just call you Xiao Huang, let's call you Xiao Xiao Huang." Xiao Huang is an incompetent star.

"Okay, hello Xiao Huang, I'm Xiao Xiao Huang! Then should I call you brother?"

"Ha!" Xiao Huang couldn't help laughing, "Is he joking with me?"

"Of course." The waitress supported the roof of the car and motioned for Xiao Huang to sit in, "Xiao Huang...uh, Xiao Xiao Huang has a great sense of humor, and it will become your best partner, trust me."

Xiao Huang looked at this sleek yellow car, and the more he looked at it, the more he liked it, but he still regretted: "Is there no other color for the magical car Xiao Huang now? Or a bigger model?"

It's a bit weird for a big man to drive such a small yellow car.

"I'm very sorry, our sacred car, Xiao Huang, is just in the stage of brand building. You know, the model is originally Xiao Huang. Of course, only yellow is used. This is to emphasize the existing image, so there is no other color for the time being. But we still have There is a model that will be launched at the end of the year, a black SUV called Dahei, priced at about 150,000 yuan, if you want to buy it, you can wait for Dahei to be launched."

"Hey, little brother Huang, you just gave me a name, so you don't want me?" Little Huang called out anxiously.

Xiao Huang repeatedly shook his head: "No, Dahei is temporarily out of my budget."

"That's not up yet!" Little Huang urged, "Hurry up, let's go for a ride together!"

Sitting in the car, Xiao Huang looked left and right in the car, and then suddenly realized that he came too eagerly and didn't prepare anything, he was a little embarrassed and said: "Uh, it's the first time I bought a car. What do I need to pay attention to? What procedures do I have to go through?"

"You don't need anything, you can drive away now, you can ask your friends to help you check it out, give advice, if you are satisfied, you can pay within 24 hours, or you can install it or apply for an extension, these Xiao Huang... I mean Xiao Xiao Huang can help you to complete the process, all the agreements are notarized in electronic form, if you need a paper agreement, you can go to our store to pick it up or we will deliver it to your door."

"real?"

"Of course it's true. You know that our lazy gods like to simplify all unnecessary links, save as much as you can, and be lazy if you can!" The waitress said with a smile.

I really like this style!

Little Huang Xin said.

"If you are not satisfied, you can return the product within 48 hours at the latest. You just need to tell Xiao Xiaohuang and let him come back by himself."

Will not.

Little Huang Xin said.

He's already in love with the car, and as the waitress said, they'd be the best mate.

"Then let's go for a drive, oh! Let's go!" The setting of Xiao Xiaohuang is a very energetic teenager. It can give women and children a sense of security without bringing a lot of pressure to men.

"Let's go!" Xiao Huang also became excited.

"Then, you sit down."

"Um……"

"seat belt!"

"Oh oh oh!" Xiao Huang quickly put on the seat belt.

"Then let's go!"

Little Huang started slowly, accelerated silently, and drove out.

Xiao Huang looked in the rearview mirror, he saw that the waitress greeted another customer just now, and waved to Xiao Huang, another magic car.

"Get ready, speed up!" Little Huang reminded, drove out of the exhibition center, and accelerated into the traffic flow.

When passing by a traffic policeman, Xiao Huang was quite worried. He didn't have a driver's license, and the car didn't even have a steering wheel. No driver's license required!

"Where are we going now?" Little Huang asked.

"Hmm..." Xiao Huang hesitated for a moment, and thought of his colleague, Brother Wang, who is a car fan and studies all kinds of cars all day long. Now he should let him go and see if there is any problem with Xiao Huang.

After all, they are all produced on the assembly line, and every car may have some hidden dangers.

Xiao Huang made a phone call and told Xiao Huang the address. After more than ten minutes, he saw Brother Wang waiting by the side of the road.

"Get in the car, get in the car!" The car door opened, and Xiao Huang happily greeted Brother Wang to get in the car.

Brother Wang got into the car, looked at the car curiously, and said: "I didn't expect you to buy this car, but you are a little too anxious, buying a car doesn't mean you can use it well, electric cars are still a little troublesome , What to do with charging. And I remember you didn’t buy a parking space, where to park your car at night.”

yes.

Xiao Huang just got excited and forgot about practical issues.

"Don't worry, I can charge it by myself. If I can't park it at home, I can park it in the three-dimensional parking lot at night. Call me if there is anything to do, and I will pick you up in advance." Xiaoxiao Huang said.

Brother Wang was taken aback: "Fuck, is this car talking?"

"Yes!" Xiao Huang suddenly laughed.

"What you just said is true?" Brother Wang's eyes widened.

"Of course, if you're stuck in a traffic jam, or if there's no parking lot when you're going to do errands, you can get down and walk by yourself, and I'll find a place to park by myself. Even if there is really no place to park, just wander around on the road for a while."

"Why does it feel like there is an extra full-time driver?" Brother Wang's eyes widened.

"Originally, I am the best driver!" Xiao Xiaohuang said.

"No, I don't believe it..." Brother Wang is not so easily fooled, he rolled his eyes and said, "Let's try!"

He looked at Xiao Huang: "We talked about having dinner together last time, but we haven't found a chance. I'll treat you and Zhang Wei to dinner at noon. How about going to Quanyang Hot Pot, where we didn't find a parking space last time?"

"I invite, I invite!" How could Xiao Huang invite Brother Wang to treat him? Hastily said.

"Then let's make a little bet." Brother Wang said with a smile, "Let's get out of the car later and let this... Xiao Xiaohuang pick up Zhang Wei and your sister-in-law. I'll treat!"

"Okay! This is interesting!" It was just a meal, and Xiao Huang was not polite, and the two made a bet happily.

"Leave it to me, I'm very good!" Xiao Xiaohuang was not stage fright at all.

About forty-five minutes later, Xiao Huang received a call from a stranger. He thought it was an advertisement and wanted to hang up, but worried that it was a business matter, so he hesitated to answer it.

"Brother Xiao Huang, Brother Wang, the two empresses are here, hurry up and greet them!" Xiao Huang's voice came from the phone.

"Huh? Where is it?" The two walked out the door, looking left and right.

"Look back!"

The two turned their heads, and saw a beautiful yellow car speeding out of the car river, and slowly stopped in front of the two of them.

"Hahaha, Brother Wang is going to treat you today!" Xiao Huang hugged his wife Zhang Wei, and the two laughed.

"Husband, I really like Xiao Huang! Thank you for giving me the gift! Wood! Kiss me!" Zhang Wei hugged Xiao Huang and said.

Just now in front of Wang Ge's wife, Xiao Xiao Huang said that he was the king of power that Xiao Huang sent Zhang Wei, which made Zhang Wei feel super honorable.

And when she thinks that she will have a big belly in the future, she will be able to sit and run around with Xiao Huang, so she is very happy.

What? Gift? I never said that... Little Huang, what can he do!

As expected of my brother's good brother!

Xiao Huang's eyes slanted to the inside of the car, and he saw a pixel-style thumb on the light strip on the roof of the car.

"Brother, be steady, come on!"

At noon, a few people drank some wine and sent Brother Wang and his wife home. Along the way, Brother Wang and his wife were discussing whether to buy a small yellow car.

On the way home, Xiao Huang had a whim and asked Xiao Huang to turn a corner, and went to the place where he practiced in the morning.

There were a little fewer people than in the morning, but there were still more than a dozen people waiting to practice.

Xiao Huang stopped, and Xiao Huang poked his head out of the car window, laughed and said: "You guys are still practicing, I'll come to Amway for a good thing."

"Xiao Huang!"

"Xiao Huang actually got into the car!"

"You're crazy, and you're still drinking and driving!"

"Where, this is unmanned driving! It's okay to drink a little wine! Because I'm not driving at all!" Xiao Huang patted the dashboard, laughed, and greeted his fellow sufferers.

Just as he was doing well, the coach car drove over. Xiao Huang let out a puff of alcohol on purpose, laughed and said, "Coach Shen, didn't you complain that business was not good this morning?"

"Don't worry, your business...will get worse and worse."

As he said that, Xiao Huang patted the dashboard, and Xiao Huang, the magic car, drew an arc and left in the dust.