Lazy God Possession

Chapter 1172: The Epic Journey Is Restarted, Aiming for Mars!

In the last two days of the National Day holiday, the reporters finally got the most important information, and instantly made it known all over the world.

"The Lazy God Department is about to build ten space elevators! Earn 700 billion a day!"

"Politicians from various countries gathered on Lazy God Island to compete for ten places and ten space elevators. Who will win in the end?"

"Boldly, seven provinces and cities in China have joined the competition for the 'Space Elevator'! A certain governor said: It is certain to win!"

"The four major state-owned banks compete for 700 billion yuan of funds, and 700 billion yuan is deposited in domestic banks. What kind of changes will it bring about?"

What is the concept of 700 billion yuan?

If the Lazy God Department was a province, it would already rank among the top three in the country's fiscal revenue...

If the lazy gods were a country, it would already be ranked among the top 30 in the world in terms of fiscal revenue...

And this money can be said to be a big gift to the country and Jidong Province. With the continuous efforts of the lazy gods and the taxation of this money, Lu Zhenguo casually calculated and found that Jidong Province will Will take the top spot in the country.

It can be said that Jidong Province has truly become a domestic and even world science and technology center!

Since the National Day holiday, the blockbusters of the lazy gods have followed one after another. Many people who chose to stay at home or go out for travel on October 1st have just come out of overcrowded scenic spots or addicted to killing games, and their mobile phones are full of reminders. After scanning the information, I found that the world suddenly changed.

They still remember that before the November holiday, the topic of discussion was still the blockade of the lazy gods around the world, the worry about the safety of the lazy god Yafei, and the indignation against the United States...

But seven days later, the whole world is discussing space elevators, unmanned driving, the lazy god challenge, 700 billion yuan...

It seems that the blockade of the lazy god system in the whole world is just a dream.

I haven't seen you for a few days, why has the world become so strange?

On the last day of the 11th long holiday, on the way back to the rush hour, people stuck on various highways parked their cars in various super-large parking lots, took out their mobile phones, and hungrily learned about the changes of this National Day. The scattered information during the game was pieced together.

It was like going through a "Fantasy Eleven" again, this week can be called a turning point in human history.

In seven days, it seems like a century has passed. The whole world has undergone a magical transformation, becoming more and more bizarre.

They even began to regret, why waste time on sightseeing, why did not participate in this historic week?

But for the lazy party of the lazy god, this National Day is really fun.

In this world, there are two types of lazy people, one is good at dawdling, and the other is extremely efficient.

Most of the lazy parties of the lazy gods belong to the second type.

They are born with a three-minute enthusiasm type, they like the things they like extremely, and dismiss the things they don't like. Moreover, their brains can cope with short-term high-intensity work, but for continuous work, they will soon be bored and tired, and their efficiency is extremely low. They need constant external stimulation to motivate them.

Therefore, most of the lazy people are engaged in technology research and development and creative work. Even if they are lazy on weekdays, when it comes to the things they really care about, as long as they find the state, they can ignite their whole body and explode with amazing power. .

Speaking of which, the guys in the lazy party are heartless, and they are not worried about the severe situation before the National Day. Their plans are slipping away. When the National Day comes, Mr. Nan once said that everyone should not worry, They stopped worrying and tried their best to divide Qindang.

Anyway, the sky is falling, and Mr. Nan is holding it, so what are you afraid of?

During the seven-day holiday, the workers who were on vacation were restless. They began to prepare for the resumption of work three days in advance. If they had nothing to do, they went to the Internet to pay attention to the big news of the Lazy God Department, gearing up and preparing to show their strengths.

The lazy party is the lazy party. Even after seven days of rest, they are still a little dissatisfied. They lazily complain in the lazy party's headquarters in the house of lazy gods: "What a pity, the seven-day holiday has passed so quickly, I must be It's been a fake vacation!"

"I really want to rest for another seven days, I haven't played enough yet!"

"The lazy party unite and propose to Mr. Nan to extend the holiday to ten days!"

"Mr. Nan is eager to increase the vacation to ten days. Maybe Mr. Nan is willing to take a one-month vacation, but are you sure that other diligent bosses will not be so angry that they will kill?"

"The diligent party is arrogant, the country will not be the country! Brothers, rise up!"

But everyone was too lazy to stand up. After the silence, someone lazily said: "It's so boring, the work is always the same, and I can't complain..."

For lazy people, even the turbulent international situation still cannot stop their boredom.

"Have you encountered any fun things during the National Day holiday?"

"Well, there's nothing fun about it. If I have to say it's fun, I improved the housekeeping strategy of the little robot out of boredom, and tripled the efficiency of the little robot in organizing drawers. After finishing, it's really pleasing to the eye... Everyone, watch the video , My drawers look like this now, oh, the group of Qindang obsessive-compulsive disorder sorters are a little less fun, I plan to apply this new tidying strategy to the tidying of the whole house, think about what they want to tidy up But it doesn't look like it's tidying up, hahahahaha..."

Things that can make the diligent party unhappy will surely make the lazy party happy.

"Speaking of which, I also improved the delivery route optimization algorithm of the small delivery robot. Although it has only improved by about 1%, Qindang is probably going to cry again."

"Obsessive-compulsive disorder actually exists. It's unbelievable. Qindang is a group of unreasonable and incomprehensible creatures. Wouldn't it be nice to be lazy when you have that time..."

Slackers are happy for a while, and then get bored again. Slackers are creatures driven by emotions, and emotions are not sustainable.

"I really want to have something new. I heard that Mr. Nan has been retreating for the past seven days. I don't know what big event Mr. Nan and the others have made?"

"Make trouble, make trouble! We want to make trouble!"

"I do not want to go to work……"

"Make trouble at work!"

The diligent party lurking in the base camp of the lazy party suddenly became nervous when they saw the lazy party making complaints about each other.

These lazy people want to make trouble!

Brothers, be vigilant, we must extinguish the lazy party's counterattack in the bud, and never give them a chance!

"Well, even if you want to do something, you have to have something to do...Recently, Qindang is busy. Building earth catapults and building space elevators are all the work of Qindang. If things go on like this, I am a lazy party. died..."

What excites a lazy party is a challenge, while a hard party is good at sustaining it.

The lazy party is active in the early technical breakthroughs and construction design of the earth trebuchet and the space elevator.

The construction has really started, no matter how many times the construction is done, it is the hard-working people who are busy, and has nothing to do with the lazy.

Recently, the lazy gods have been making big moves, but there are only a handful of things that are really related to the lazy party. They are all technologies accumulated a few days ago, and the designs and solutions have been perfected.

Come to think of it, it's been a long, long time since there's been anything that really gets the slackers excited.

It's really... so boring!

There was a sigh in the lazy party base camp.

...

First day of work after the holidays.

In the eastern part of the Democratic Republic of the Congo, Lazy God Yafei Camp.

On the left side of the camp, a Lazy God's House rose from the ground, with seventy or eighty dream houses hanging on it, all of whom came to the Democratic Republic of the Congo for vacation.

Although the Democratic Republic of the Congo is impoverished and backward, with endless wars, but under the protection of the lazy gods, enjoying the primitive jungles of Black Africa and the migration of animals, don't mention how happy it is.

At one o'clock in the morning, Shang Fang woke up.

As a freshman of the Lazy Theology Department, Shang Fang has joined the Lazy Theology Academy for almost two months.

However, is he a diligent party or a lazy party? He himself does not know.

He felt that he should belong to the lazy party more. For example, this holiday, he didn't hesitate at all, so he took his parents to travel directly.

But the travel time has been long, and when it's time to go to work, he still has a little bit of anticipation.

Shang Fang raised his wrist and looked at his watch, the pointer had already pointed to seven o'clock in the morning.

It is one o'clock in the morning in the Democratic Republic of the Congo, and it is already seven o'clock in the morning in Dongbin.

After getting up and getting dressed on tiptoe, Shang Fang glanced in the direction of his parents, they were still sleeping.

The African jungle is a very novel existence for the parents. Yesterday, the parents had a good time, but they were also tired. Naturally, they will not get up early today.

After Shang Fang washed up, he ordered Bao Jian to order breakfast for the two old men, and then went out.

Walking out of Lazy God's House, he greeted the security guard. Shang Fang trotted a few steps, and happened to see the space elevator descending from the sky. There was a female colleague waiting beside him. The two of them didn't know each other very well. Also met a few times, each other smiled and nodded, did not say much.

On the first day of work, there is a kind of "Monday syndrome", which will make people decadent and lazy.

Shang Fang closed his eyes and fell asleep for a few minutes, then opened his eyes and was already in the food court.

The food court has already opened, and the staff of various breakfast stalls are full of vigor to attract customers. Shang Fang bought a tofu nao, ate a few buns, and filled his stomach, which is considered full.

Then, carrying the two remaining buns, Shang Fang went to wait for the bus.

There were not many people waiting for the bus, and they all looked weak.

You can tell by looking at them that this is a lazy party.

The lazy people didn't bother to talk, they nodded to each other as a greeting, their heads were tilted, and their eyes were dull and lifeless.

When the car arrived, the lazy people immediately ran into the car to grab a favorable position: "Find a place, and I can sleep for another 20 minutes!"

Looking at them, Shang Fang suddenly felt absurd.

Living in the Democratic Republic of the Congo in the middle of Africa, after getting up in the morning, take a shower, take the space elevator to outer space, then have breakfast in the food court 200 kilometers above the ground, and take the space subway with a speed of tens of thousands of kilometers per hour to go to work? Then after more than 20 minutes, I arrived at the work unit, cleaned up a little, and then I was able to go to work?

Normally, shouldn't it be living in a nearby community, buying breakfast from the Hutong entrance, and taking the bus to work?

But each of these people felt that it was perfectly normal, and they didn't even think it was strange.

A voice in Shang Fang's heart said: What's so strange about this? This is the lazy god!

Well, it's not surprising...so be it.

Shang Fang squinted his eyes, looking at the direction of the space subway.

At this moment, Shang Fang suddenly heard an exclamation from behind: "What, the epic journey is about to restart?"

Shang Fang looked down at the phone, and saw a message pushed: "The epic journey is restarted, the goal-Mars!"

Under the space subway, the earth was shrouded in darkness. Suddenly, a bright line appeared in the distance. The bright line became brighter and brighter, and finally became the arc of the earth. In the next second, a bright line appeared. The sun suddenly jumped out from behind the earth.

The space subway went from the night zone of the earth to the day zone.

Shang Fang stretched out his hand, blocking the glare of the sun, and looked into the carriage. The lazy party members who were looking like they were going to die before, felt as if they had been beaten to death at that moment.

There's something else to do!

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