Chapter 1168: A Man Named Xiao Liu Decided to Die

This is probably the most topical National Day holiday ever.

The National Day holiday, which started with the shock brought by the space elevator, caused a lot of excitement when the magic car Xiao Huang was launched.

Although the impact of the space elevator on the entire human race is far greater than that of the magic car Xiao Huang, the appearance of the magic car Xiao Huang is more closely related to ordinary people.

For ordinary people, they cannot see the future era of great exploration of the universe, nor the profound changes within the world. What they can see are their cars, houses, jobs, family members, friends and circle of friends.

They also saw the convenience that a magic car, Xiao Huang, brought to themselves, and the changes it brought to the people around them.

Of course, the influence brought by the magic car Xiao Huang is only radiated to the people who bought the magic car Xiao Huang and the people around them.

Then the popularity of "The Lazy God's Challenge" made more people devote themselves to "The Lazy God's Challenge".

"The Challenge of the Lazy God" is said to have first flowed out from within the Lazy God System, and it is a training aid program within the Lazy God System.

Later, an employee of the Lazy God Department copied this software to his younger brother, and then it spread.

In fact, most people don’t believe this statement. People who can use "Lazy God Challenge" will know a lot about the lazy god system. This kind of cloud software, you don’t have an account, and you don’t have the permission of the lazy god system. Will someone let it out? can run?

Many people also said mysteriously: "Download it quickly, it will be gone if you download it late!", as if they knew some inside information, and some even quickly released fake virus software, hoping to catch some .

There is no way, if any official account or big V says that he knows the internal news of the Lazy God Department, as long as he can get a little real news, he can instantly gain popularity.

However, with the help of these rumors and various promotions, "The Lazy God Challenge" spread out in an instant.

Xiao Liu, the driver who was worried that he would be replaced by "Shenche Xiaohuang", also learned about this software on the afternoon of the second day of the long holiday.

After downloading, a bunch of extremely complicated questionnaires appeared.

It took about an hour and a half before he answered all the questions, and his head hurt from doing it...

This is the first threshold. In fact, most people have not even been able to answer these questionnaires.

Then, the driver Xiao Liu heard a voice asking him: "It seems that your immediate worry is that you want to propose marriage to your girlfriend's family, and you need some gift money..."

"Who?" The driver Xiao Liu was startled.

"I am your mentor, you can call me Ahui mentor." The voice said, "This name is taken from a teacher in your elementary school. I think it can enhance my dignity and strengthen your confidence in the challenge."

"Ah?" The driver Xiao Liu was still at a loss, "Wait, are you an artificial intelligence?"

"Of course." Instructor Ah Hui said to himself: "Then, considering the date of your marriage proposal and the amount of gift money, how about it... If you can persist in training for two weeks, I can provide you with 100,000 gift money , do you want to do it?"

Two weeks, one hundred thousand?

The driver, Xiao Liu, is crazy. Could it be that my uncle can earn 200,000 a month? He nodded suddenly: "I do it, I do it, I do it!"

"So, after setting the short-term goal, do you want a long-term goal that is stable and will not be replaced? There is probably only one kind of job like this, and that is to join the Lazy God Department... Different positions in the Lazy God Department are also different. The difficulty, from low to high, is the low-level personnel of Lanshen Service, the peripheral security personnel of Lanshen Security, and the technical engineer of Lanshen Shipyard...The completion time of the challenge is 2 months, 4 months, and 17 months..."

"Can I only choose one?"

"Of course not. If you can complete the first challenge, you can naturally go on to the second goal, and because of what you learned the first time, the second round will be faster..."

"Huh... That's great..." The driver Xiao Liu took a deep breath. If he proposes marriage, if his girlfriend's family disagrees or makes things difficult, if he takes a photo of himself as an employee of the Lazy God Department, everything will be solved up.

Now the whole world knows that even the cleaners of the Lazy God Department are masters at the level of sweeping monks, and their income can even catch up with the middle-level of many popular companies.

Then, after other challenges, climb up step by step, bring yourself a higher income, and then get married and have children...

This is the pinnacle of life? I'm a little excited just thinking about it!

As long as you complete the challenges step by step, you can get something, just like you can get a diploma after completing courses in school... When he was in school, he felt that this kind of thing was too difficult, too much, Only now do I know that in this world, only schools can guarantee that they will give you what you deserve.

But after you really enter the society, you will find that you will not necessarily get rewards for spending most of your time.

If there is work, there will be reaping. Who wouldn't seize this kind of opportunity again?

Do it even if you die!

However, it was obvious that the driver Xiao Liu had made a mistake and completely underestimated the difficulty of the challenge he was facing.

This is a tough challenge that will quit over 95 percent of the world's population within a day.

Before entering the rhythm, almost everyone is complaining, isn't it just learning and training? After going to school for so many years, I have already gotten used to it.

But now, the driver Xiao Liu suddenly knew a word called "deliberate practice" and another word "comfort zone" that made him more painful.

Driver Xiao Liu's first challenge is to master a foreign language.

He wanted to complain about this. Didn't he say that the Lazy God Department is very dismissive of foreign languages, and there are no foreign languages ​​​​on various signages? Why learn a foreign language?

"Advanced thinking cannot be separated from the existence of language. Different languages ​​represent different ways of thinking. After the verification of the Institute of Medicine, mastering multiple languages ​​and mastering them to the level of mother tongue can carry out multi-native thinking and effectively Improving thinking speed and adaptability is one of the skills that employees of the Lazy God Department must master..." Instructor Ah Hui explained, "The reason why there is no foreign language sign in the Lazy God Department is because all foreign employees have mastered Chinese. Ah, the Chinese way of thinking is the most efficient in most cases, but it still needs some supplements, but if you want to think in a certain language, you must be familiar with it to the level of your mother tongue, that is to say, you must fully Study well, you can't just learn those parts...even sometimes you need to learn some ancient prose that has been abandoned..."

To some extent, this is the lazy neurology system using Chinese as a skeleton to reinvent a new language, just like a computer language, which is more conducive to logical thinking and scientific thinking, and is more efficient.

But the process of learning it can be called painful.

Xiao Liu felt that he wanted to die.

Sometimes, he gets dizzy when he sees new words. Whenever he enters the link of memorizing words, he subconsciously looks at the words he has already learned.

Whenever this happens, I will be complained by Ah Hui's tutor: "Don't waste time on the things you have learned! Keep yourself outside the comfort zone. No matter how long you stay in the comfort zone, learning will be inefficient!"

Then Xiao Liu understood the concept of the so-called comfort zone.

Just like some people always like to recite the words they have learned, some people like to repeat the texts they have memorized, which is called consolidation, but in fact they are just being lazy.

Xiao Liu remembers that he met this kind of classmate when he was in school, and he worked very hard every day, reviewing, practicing, and consolidating very seriously, referred to as dead learning.

But their study is completely inefficient. They are just fooling themselves. When they fail, they sigh: "I have tried my best, but my head is too stupid..."

The comfort zone is the area that everyone wants to hide in. The human brain is born to be lazy, which is human nature.

In fact... no area of ​​the human body is as lazy as the brain.

The heart is beating all the time, and the liver and kidneys are running all the time, but the brain...or, higher-level thinking, can be lazy as long as it can. Simple thinking driven by something...

The country is easy to change, but the nature is hard to change.

Outside the comfort zone, there are two zones, the outermost is the panic zone.

The panic zone is the area that humans are instinctively afraid of, and between the comfort zone and the panic zone is the "learning zone" where humans can learn most efficiently.

In fact, it is a process from "comfort" to "panic".

It has nothing to do with comfort.

On the first day, Xiao Liu didn't know what he was doing. Even on the way home, he was forced to learn foreign languages!

He thinks that he is not crazy because he has strong willpower.

"I want to give up..."

"Really want to give up? Think about it, all the knowledge you have now can be replaced by me, you will be fired, and you won't even have a salary next month? And I ran to replace you...I think your father-in-law Maybe you prefer me to propose marriage?"

"Can you comfort me..." Xiao Liu went crazy.

"I'm a tutor, not an assistant. If you perform well and complete the first round of courses, I can help you apply for a personal assistant. They are very good at comforting people..."

"How long is the first round of classes?"

"Well, with your progress, it's useless."

As a full-time driver, Xiao Liu also needs to be on duty during holidays. For example, driving to pick up Mr. Hu. On the third day of the National Day holiday, there is nothing to do all day. In the past, at times like this, Xiao Liu must be reading novels and playing games. Spent playing poker with colleagues. But all day today, Xiao Liu never stopped studying for a moment, when running, eating, and even squatting on the toilet...

"Since you're peeing, why don't you take the opportunity to learn a few words that represent peeing..."

"Get out of here!"

Even on the bus, he was muttering words, and the aunts next to him looked at him in surprise, and some people asked him if he had a girlfriend.

A child who loves learning so much must be a good child with a high degree of education and a bright future.

Back at the rented hut, Xiao Liu was very irritable. His girlfriend knew that he was doing "The Lazy God Challenge", she rubbed his head for him, and said softly: "You are tired, I have already made dinner, After you finish eating, I'll help you pour water to wash your feet, and then I'll take a bath..."

This night, Xiao Liu felt a strange sweetness. He found that his girlfriend was still very gentle, not at all like the Hedong lion when he was playing poker and drinking.

His girlfriend is like a gentle little daughter-in-law, making him feel that he has become a very big man with unique strength.

Hearing the sound of rushing water from the bathroom, Xiao Liu stood up and began to undress.

At this moment, the voice of Ahui's mentor rang out: "Hey, at 22 o'clock, I started to run at night and memorize words. In order to replenish energy for you, the supper has been delivered downstairs. Go and get it when you come back from the run..."

"Wait, can I delay it for 10 minutes?"

"Five minutes is fine!"

"3 minutes... Oh my god, 1 minute!"

"Although you are very fast, but...a plan is a plan...one hundred thousand yuan a time, is it worth it?"

"I rely on you to know so much!"

"No, I actually don't understand, I'm just an artificial intelligence... The time is up, run for me! A strong body can improve blood supply to the brain and improve intelligence. Without a good body, it is difficult to have a strong brain. Unless you're Stephen Hawking! Run! Run, lad! GOGOGOGO! Think about it, a strong body is more than just pumping blood to the brain..."

"I rely on you so dirty..."

"Wooooow, the little train is running!"

The bathroom door opened, and in the dense mist, my girlfriend reached out: "Come on, let's take a shower together..."

There was no one in the living room. In the community at 22:00, a young man was running, shouting while running: "Ahhhhh, I want to die!"

"Shut up and memorize words!"

The next day, "Lazy God Challenge" had a new name.

Death challenge!