Chapter 1160: As Soon as the Cannon Fires, the Golden Ten Thousand Taels

The earth-moon train and the keyhole satellite basically move in the same direction synchronously, so at this time, the impact speed is almost the firing speed of the cannon.

But the cannon that launches the satellite is actually a toy that uses mechanical energy to eject it, and in order to protect the internal components of the satellite, the speed is not fast.

So after the first shot exploded, no obvious scars were seen on the keyhole satellite.

"You are stupid, aim at the camera and hit!"

The keyhole satellite in the United States looks like a half-sized subway car, with a row of large and small cameras at the rear, like a caterpillar full of round spots.

At this time, the satellite's camera was pointing in the direction of the Earth-Moon train.

"Look at me!" Li Jipeng turned the muzzle slightly, aiming the dotted line at the largest camera, charged up, and fired!

The camera is several meters in diameter, and it is simply a super telescope in space. In essence, the keyhole satellite is like the Hubble telescope with the camera pointed at the ground.

The cost of such a satellite is terrifying, and this kind of ultra-large aperture optical lens is also one of the biggest costs.

In addition to the camera, there is a protective lens. With a bang, an obvious crack appeared on the protective lens.

"Hahaha, it's cracked!" Li Jipeng took a deep breath and rubbed his fists: "Again!"

At this moment, the Pentagon is already in an uproar.

Initially, they only felt a camera shudder as the first satellite slammed into the hull of the keyhole satellite.

"It seems that... it hit the garbage in space?"

This is a common thing. The United States needs to frequently launch several astronauts to repair important artificial satellites.

For example, the Hubble Telescope has been repaired many times.

If possible, the Americans really want to learn from the Germans and hide a few maintenance engineers in the sewers.

Then, they realized something was wrong: "Wait, our satellite is under attack!"

The picture slowly zoomed in, and through the glass, they saw one of the people who peed just now, manipulating the muzzle to attack them.

Everyone present was shocked.

This is a provocation to the great America!

This is war!

This is a terrible war initiated by the other side!

"No appeasement, absolutely no appeasement! Mobilize our anti-satellite weapons and show them something... Fuck!" An impassioned general suddenly had letters starting with F pop out of his mouth.

On the screen, a silver light shot directly at the camera, and exploded in front of the camera in an instant, and after the ball bounced off and turned into a pile of broken parts, an obvious crack appeared on the camera.

Damn, this... This camera is cracked? Do you know how much it costs to launch a keyhole satellite?

Do you know how much it costs to repair a camera, how many times an astronaut needs to walk in space, and how long? You know we don't have a space shuttle now, and every time we have to find a Russian to rub the spaceship?

Heartache!

It hurts so much!

"What about our anti-satellite weapons?" The generals were furious.

"Uh, officers, I thought you didn't want to..." The school officer just stood up, and then he was hit on the chest by a bunch of fists.

"Yes, I will arrange immediately...the Air Force has already started preparations, and it will take about...three days to prepare."

Three days... ready?

"Humanity has never had a real space war before!" The school officer was about to cry. Our department has made so many reports, and you have always disagreed, saying that the space war of mankind is still far away and stuck. Budget, blame me now?

Hearing this sentence, everyone was a little dazed.

What? That kind of sci-fi novels, the space wars that have been rotten in sci-fi movies, have never, never...never happened?

Before humans...has there been a space war at all?

This...is the first space war for mankind?

How can you lose!

Must win!

But what to win?

What to use to fight against the huge space equipment of the lazy god system in space?

Americans at this time probably also understand how this space elevator was built.

During the recent period, the "Bridge of Stars" in Dongbin has launched something when there is nothing to do. It has been experimenting at two ends in three days. The Bridge of Stars has been in operation for several months. It is also launched at day and night. It needs to be launched during construction. , The correction is successful during construction, and something needs to be launched to celebrate. It needs to be launched after a festival, but it also needs to be launched during the festival.

Before you know it, so much matter has been launched into outer space!

This is probably much more than all the substances emitted by humans before combined!

"If we also have an earth trebuchet, no, even if we take a step back, it's just an earth trebuchet of the level of the Bridge of Stars, we can do this..."

"If it weren't for some short-sighted people, the earth trebuchet is almost built now, and the earth trebuchet only needs to be launched a few times to collect so much material!"

"What's the point of talking about this now..."

During the debate, someone stood up: "Gentlemen! Now we are facing a war. What we have to do is not to blame each other, but to find a way, how to fight back!"

Yeah, how to fight back?

While they were arguing, the other party launched a few more satellites.

Every shot happened to hit the protective mirror, and finally, the outer protective mirror shattered.

All kinds of fragments flying every now and then, shining light in the universe, so beautiful.

But this means that the opponent has conquered a city!

"Okay, good job! One more shot, shattered the lens inside!"

The outer protective lens is very tough, but the inner lens is unlikely to be so strong.

Li Jipeng aimed excitedly and pressed the launch button.

A red cross appeared on the screen, and Li Jipeng wondered, "What's going on?"

"Your balance is insufficient." A reminder popped up on the Internet.

"Why is the balance insufficient?" Li Jipeng asked his assistant: "Da Mu, what's going on?"

"What's the matter? You shot 999, you had a great time!" His assistant replied angrily.

Wait, 999 once? I shot 6 rounds...

Almost 6,000 yuan...

"I remember there are more than 7,000 in my account..." Li Jipeng said angrily.

"Just now you asked me to tip more, so I gave it..."

"How can this be..." Li Jipeng gritted his teeth, "It can't be like this!"

I just saw the dawn of victory, and I just wanted to give the Yankees a good look, so why did it end like this?

"Otherwise, I'll help you apply for some funds from Mrs. Sister-in-law and tell her that you launched six satellites to bomb the Yankees for shooting in space, but you are not willing to buy her a bag? Do you think Mrs. Sister-in-law will allocate funds for you?" How many?"

"No!" Li Jipeng screamed immediately. Some time ago, he set up a small treasury privately as a fund for watching trains everywhere. As a result, all his private money was confiscated, and the amount of money he spent every month was strictly limited. I have to report that if my wife finds out, I will lose 6,000 yuan just for fun...

And it's all broken...

"Old Yang, Jianghu is in an emergency, lend me some money."

"I'm sorry, I just bought milk powder for my child..."

"Old mention..."

"Last week I met a beautiful woman in a nightclub and...you know..."

"Brothers, who are you..."

Li Jipeng suddenly discovered that the group of middle-aged men around him turned out to be a group of poor people!

Everyone stood there helplessly, looking helpless.

As soon as the cannon rang, it was ten thousand taels of gold!

The poor have no right to war!

"Damn it! I'm so upset!" Li Jipeng suddenly pushed the joystick, then stretched his hands forward, and at the same time put up a gesture common to the whole world - the middle finger.

"FXXKYOU Yankee!" Several impoverished middle-aged men shouted at the same time, raising their middle fingers boldly.

At this time, the earth-moon train has gradually slowed down and lowered its altitude.

The orbits of the two sides briefly crossed, separated again, and then one rose, the other fell, gradually drifting away, and disappeared into each other's field of vision.

Humanity's first space war finally came to an end because one side was helpless and the other side was cash-strapped.

This scene will eventually be recorded in the annals of history. The five men who raised their middle fingers angrily did not know that they had created history and a new era of mankind.

Starting today, aircraft, artillery and missiles are all a thing of the past.

Mankind has truly ushered in the space age and the dawn of a new era.

"Hey, we've arrived at Dongbin Station. Passengers, please prepare to get off..."