Chapter 120 Death Expert
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In the morning, a ray of sunlight shone on Wang Yan's face. He woke up with his eyes open, feeling full of energy and blood, and radiant. The tiredness accumulated before yesterday disappeared without a trace.
It feels like my spirit and strength have become stronger. In fact, Wang Yan has already passed the stage of rapid growth in strength. Anyone who grows up is a step-by-step, cumulative progress.
Accumulating sand into a tower cannot be accomplished overnight.
Wang Yan glanced at the little ferret who was still lying on his belly, sleeping late and snoring lightly. This little guy is so fluffy and cute.
It seemed that anyone could bear to hurt it, but Wang Yan picked it up by the neck to wake it up, patted its butt twice and said, "Little slob, get up."
"Chirping chirping!" The little ferret rubbed his sleepy eyes, and protested delicately, the Lun family still wants to sleep, the Lun family is dreaming of ordering a table of delicious meals, and they haven't started eating yet... woo woo !
Wang Yan is not willing to obey it, if he keeps getting used to it, the little ferret will turn into a little snowball.
After changing a pair of sneakers, I went out and ran around the Xianghu Lake.
The morning sun is very clean and bright. Although the air in Xianghu District is not as good as that of Danghu Lake, it is still a first-class area in Huahai City. There are many kinds of plants in the community, and there are green trees everywhere, and the fragrance of flowers curls up in winding paths. Running in the morning in this environment is itself a kind of enjoyment of life.
Recently, some fat and lazy little ferrets were also put on the ground by Wang Yan, letting them run after him.
The Lun family protested, the Lun family is the beautiful Xiaoxue, Xiaoxue wants to eat breakfast, don't run away.
After trotting along the periphery of Xianghu Lake for two laps, Wang Yan didn't even break a drop of sweat, but just felt that his energy and blood were activated. This made him quite embarrassed. The physical fitness is so good that ordinary running is really useless.
It seems that I have to find a chance to get myself a pair of leggings to carry weight.
As for now, we can only make do with it.
Wang Yan took out the heavy warhammer from the storage bracelet while no one was around. When the exaggerated weight of three hundred kilograms was superimposed, the body really weighed a lot. Running is not so light and elegant~
I tried to pin the warhammer to my waist, but I felt awkward after taking two steps. Not only was my posture ugly, but my balance was also poor. Wang Yan simply put the hammer on his shoulder and started to run in the morning.
With an extra weight of 300 kilograms, it took Wang Yan more than ten minutes to complete a lap. His body was already dripping with sweat, and he was a little out of breath. But it is this kind of exercise that will have good results.
The only embarrassing thing is that the neighbors who also run in the morning cast strange eyes. It is too rare to run with a big hammer. Fortunately, he was wearing sunglasses and a peaked cap so that no one would recognize him.
"Pfft!"
After turning a corner, a woman ran towards her. She was taken aback for a moment, and took off her earplugs. Immediately, he couldn't help covering his mouth and laughing: "Mr. Wang, are you running, or going out to kill monsters? Is this hammer epic equipment?"
"It turned out to be Ms. Wen, hello, hello." Wang Yan stopped, wiped off his sweat and said, "I'm putting some weight on myself, I'm laughing at it."
This woman's eyes were really sharp, and she recognized her all at once.
The person Wang Yan met was of course the only female neighbor he knew, Wen Ruohan.
When I looked at her, I found that she was dressed in a sporty style today, with a pink sports vest, black sports shorts, white sneakers, and a peaked cap.
"Take a break, look at you sweating profusely." Wen Ruohan smiled, and took out a bottle of water from his waist pocket, "It's not good for your health to run with a hammer on your shoulders, if you really need to carry weight, you can Try a weight vest."
This hammer is relatively dense. Although it weighs 300 kilograms, it doesn't look like an exaggeration.
"Thank you, Miss Wen." After Wang Yan said politely, he took a sip of water and said, "Where's Nuan Nuan? I haven't seen her for a long time, I miss her."
"Are you still talking about this?" She looked like a young woman next door, and she looked at Wang Yan with pretty eyes, "You suddenly disappeared for many days, and Nuan Nuan went to ring your doorbell every three days without any trouble. I'm here, and I didn't see you turn on the light at night. But it made her anxious."
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Wang Yan said with a dry smile, "It happened that something happened in the unit, and then I went back to my hometown to visit my parents."
"Of course I know now, the god of the lake." Wen Ruohan said with a smile, "Those things about you are now popular on the Internet. Unexpectedly, my neighbor has become a big star now."
"Hehe, what kind of big star am I?" Wang Yan walked side by side with her, and said awkwardly, "It was just a coincidence that I became popular, and the popularity will subside soon, and people will forget me gone."
"Other people may, but you." Wen Ruohan smiled slightly, and then ran in the same direction as Wang Yan, "It should continue to be popular, Nuan Nuan has been arguing for your autographed photo for the past two days .”
"No problem, last time I was entertained by Ms. Wen, and I am looking for an opportunity to return the gift." Wang Yan carried a hammer and trotted side by side with her and said, "If Ms. Wen doesn't mind, I will cook some side dishes tonight, please. Come and have dinner with Nuannuan."
"Okay, there is a man who dangles the lake and invites you to dinner. I am a concubine, mother and daughter, I am so lucky." After getting acquainted, Wen Ruohan became much more playful, and even winked at Wang Yan.
The two chatted while running, and after another two laps. Wen Ruohan said that she would go back and wake Nuan Nuan up, and she would have to send her to class later.
After parting, Wang Yan ran out of the gate of the community, bought fresh porridge and a large bag of fried steamed buns, and steamed stuffed buns to go home. At home, there are Liu Lang and Your Excellency the Holy Maiden, who have been sleeping late and not getting up.
As soon as they got home, Wang Yan woke them up. After urging them to wash up, they began to eat breakfast around the table.
"Brother Lang, do you still remember how you got to my house?" Wang Yan asked casually while eating raw fried buns.
"Of course I remember." Liu Lang drank the porridge in a hurry, and said with a stuffed mouth full of steamed buns, "Yesterday you met me while shopping with Miss Lulu, and invited me to be a guest."
Wang Yan was shocked, and took a sneak peek at the Holy Maiden of Light.
But she was still there, slowly enjoying the fresh and juicy pan-fried buns and said: "This pan-fried buns are not bad, I will bring some for Your Majesty to try later."
Uh, your sanctuary is poor enough to be so virtuous? Not to mention bringing crayfish, but also fried buns! Is His Majesty a foodie too? Besides, isn’t it great to have a large storage space? Don't show off your wealth so much! If it weren't for the sake of you being the Holy Maiden of Light, you would have made you pay the export tax a long time ago if you brought so many things out.
But these complaints, Wang Yan can only think about it. He deliberately asked Liu Lang, "Brother Lang, have you awakened your abilities?"
"Awakening of supernatural powers? Old Wang, you saw something wrong with the novels and movies recently." Liu Lang stuffed another steamed bun into his mouth, looked at him with sympathetic eyes and said, "Less white~ Japanese meaning~ obscenity Okay? Also, correct the faults of cosplay. We are not young, so we have to be more down-to-earth."
A chill spread from Wang Yan's tailbone to the back of his head. Could this be the power of the purification technique of the Holy Maiden of Light? Not only can it fabricate some non-existent memories for him, but can it also change his personality?
Is this still the naughty Brother Lang who likes to miss the shampoo room? However, the problem with the awakening of fantasy abilities has been corrected.
Who would have thought that when the Holy Maiden of Light ran to the kitchen to add another bowl of porridge. Liu Lang's eyes immediately flashed a wretched light, and he leaned over and said, "Old Wang, you are really capable. This foreign girl is really on point, prettier than those few famous international movie stars, with long breasts and thighs , fair and beautiful. You are winning glory for the country. You are doing a good job. By the way, do you have any money? Lend me three hundred first... I feel that I am stimulated, and I need to find a place to calm down. "
Hearing this, although Wang Yan was quite sad that he continued to offend the saint. But at the same time, he was also relieved. Anyway, it was good that Brother Lang's character hadn't been tampered with.
Although these two goods are wretched, they are still very loyal. When I had no money to pay the rent at that time, he still pulled me to share the rent together, and even advanced the rent, water and electricity for the first two months.
So Wang Yan took out his pocketbook and gave him all the thousand dollars in cash: "This money is for you to keep and use, not for you to mess around. Find me a serious person later on." Work, talk to a serious girlfriend, don't mess around all day long."
"Old Wang, thank you." Liu Lang put away the money with a smile, then lit another cigarette and sighed, "You think I don't want to talk about a girlfriend seriously? But these days, serious Girls who want to get married have to ask for a house, a car, and a bank deposit. If they are good girls, it is normal for people to ask for such things. But I am so poor, where can I get a house and a car? As for those girls who play around by themselves, What are you talking about? It hurts money and hurts feelings. Forget it, let’s be a monk for a day and beat the clock for a day, and get by.”
Wang Yan was speechless. But to be honest, if it wasn't for my sudden genetic mutation to gain supernatural powers, I would definitely still be delivering goods in three rounds now.
This makes people poor and short-sighted! Quite helpless many times.
At this moment, Lulu came back after serving the porridge, took a sip, then squinted her eyes and said, "By the way, I almost forgot. I'm afraid that the after-effects of the purification technique won't be completely resolved once, so let's do it again."
Before Wang Yan could stop her, she snapped her fingers.
A holy and soft light flashed, Liu Lang suddenly became expressionless, left the dining table and squatted on the ground, and began to jump up like a frog. While dancing, he sang loudly and passionately: "I am a little frog~croak croak~~~ One day, croak croak, frogs will too~~ croak croak, become a prince, croak croak!"
Seeing such a weird scene, Wang Yan and the little ferret both shuddered. The strength of Your Excellency the Holy Maiden is truly unfathomable, just snapping your fingers casually can cause such a result.
When one person and one Diao Qiqi looked at the saint, the saint drank the porridge gracefully and said softly with a smile: "Wang Yan, Xiaoxue? Do you have any opinions?"
no no no! No comment.
One by one, they all shook their heads like rattles in unison, and continued to eat their delicious breakfast with their heads depressed.
As for Brother Lang, he always likes to play dead, so let him continue dancing.
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