Chapter 132 The Old Man Has Lived in Vain

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"Zhizhi~" the little ferret also protested, and agreed to go clubbing. He even came to an Internet cafe, can he lose his share even more? Xiaoxue wants to go clubbing, Xiaoxue wants to drink, and Xiaoxue wants to watch MM while drinking.

"Why, little brother Wang Yan doesn't like this one?" The corpse Taoist touched the gold watch on his wrist and asked with concern, "How about we change?"

Uh...forget it. One family ran around to change Internet cafes, and Wang Yan felt that he was going to collapse. I hurriedly put on a satisfied expression and said, "It's good, it's good, this one, it reminds me of my life in college."

"Just as long as you are satisfied." The corpse Taoist walked in carelessly, and slapped his ID card on the table, "Give me two of the best machines you have here."

The movements and expressions were fierce, as if he was not turning on two machines in the Internet cafe, but starting two bottles of Louis XVI in the bar.

The cashier girl was taken aback, she blinked and looked at the zombie face of the corpse Taoist, and then at the gold watch he deliberately showed. On the face with heavy makeup, the pimples are about to explode.

"Old, old sir. Your ID card has expired." The cashier girl said timidly.

"Expired? How is it possible, the old man remembers the ID card he just got?" The corpse Taoist grinned, revealing two sharp fangs, and said grimly, "Little sister, the old man invited colleagues to the bar, can you Don't spoil the old man's elegance."

Seeing that the cashier girl was about to cry from fright, Wang Yan hurried forward and said in a low voice, "Senior, let me entertain you this time."

"How can this be done? I agreed..." The Taoist corpse had a stubborn face and fierce eyes. It seems that if you don't let me invite you, you just look down on the old man.

Wang Yan was deeply afraid that once this old monster got mad, it would be a lot of fun to summon a group of corpses to make a scene in the Internet cafe. He hurriedly put on a smile and said, "This junior is really grateful for the kindness of the senior. But as a junior, how can I let the senior do it? Let the junior do this matter."

Wang Yan also felt that enough was enough.

In order to imitate the kung fu of Taoist corpse dodging bullets with his hands, he can sacrifice to such an extent.

"Okay, this old man will save face for you." The corpse Taoist waved his hand, expressing that he didn't care about it.

Wang Yan breathed a sigh of relief, wiped off his cold sweat, turned around and said softly to the cashier girl, "Little sister, please turn on two machines for me, this is my ID card."

"But...you need to register two ID cards." The cashier girl was terrified, and said anxiously, "He's expired..." Then, with the eyes of a villain, she sneaked a glance at the corpse Taoist.

Isn't it expired! ? Will use it soon. Wang Yan picked up the ID card of the corpse Taoist, just when he was about to convince his little sister with reasoning. But a mouthful of old blood almost spewed out, are you kidding me?

How is this expired? This thing is simply an antique!

my country has issued the first generation of ID cards since 1984. At the beginning, due to unskilled technology, many of them were written by hand!

And this one is the ID card written by hand at that time. The date of birth marked on the ID card is-April 1905! Damn it, if the date of birth is true, isn't this old monster over a hundred and ten years old?

As for the name written on it, it's called Shi Daoren. I don't know if the old monster's real name is this, or if he has lived so long that he forgot his real name and made up a homonym.

And the ID card that was just issued not long ago.

Uh... For his age, the 80s can be regarded as not long ago.

Well, well, there are too many strange people and things in our State African Bureau, and Wang Yan is not surprised at all. Khan took off his sunglasses, winked at the cashier girl and said, "Can you help me?"

When the cashier girl was about to refuse, she saw Wang Yan's face, her pretty eyes widened and she covered her mouth: "You are, Dang~ Danghu..."

"Shh~" Wang Yan handed over a one-hundred-thousand, smiling brightly, "Do me a favor, don't make a fuss."

"Hmm..." the cashier girl covered her mouth excitedly, nodded repeatedly, "I'll use someone else's ID number to open an extra one for you, but you have to sign for me."

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After a small episode, Wang Yan and the corpse Taoist sat next to each other with a machine.

Because the cashier girl was so happy, she gave each person a can of Jiaduobao.

Up to this moment, the corpse Taoist still snorted a little angrily: "Brother Wang Yan, this old man is doing you a favor today. If the old man had a violent temper when he was young, he would have already summoned the corpses to make a fuss." Ahhh~~" He took a sip of herbal tea with a straw.

"Senior calm down." Wang Yan hugged the little ferret in his arms and said while drinking herbal tea, "What games do seniors like to play?"

"Playing games?... I haven't played it for more than a hundred years." The corpse Taoist's eyes showed longing, "When I was fifteen years old, I said goodbye to my master and went down the mountain. I went all the way to Beiping to find My senior brother, no, he was still called BJ at that time! Uh...now he is also called BJ. The name has been changed, it’s too messy, so I won’t talk about it. As for playing games. Well, I remember when I was young, my senior brother and I often played hide-and-seek games .”

"..." Wang Yan broke into a cold sweat!

More than a hundred years ago, hide and seek?

If an ordinary person heard these words, he would think that this old guy just escaped from that place.

"Senior, let's read novels for a while." Wang Yan helped him turn on the computer speechlessly, threw him a novel website, and let him go. But I turned on and played a game that I haven't played for a long time.

Most of the former good friends have now stepped into the society, started the years of hard struggle, and randomly matched a team to play. After playing around, I suddenly discovered that my strength is not only not unfamiliar, but even more powerful. The various calculation and reaction speeds are incredibly fast.

All kinds of extreme anti-kill, or escape from death.

Soon, relying on the super god's record, he killed the Quartet and won that round. The teammates cheered one after another, while the opponent shouted grievances. What did you say that the master opened the vest to bully the newcomers and so on.

This made Wang Yan feel very emotional. After his physical fitness has fully evolved, he can even play a game with ease. Excitedly played another round, still killing all directions.

Then he felt boring, no matter how fun the game is. It's not as fun as the work of the State African Bureau, practicing cultivation, upgrading, brushing dungeons, and fighting wild monsters.

Glancing back at Taoist Corpse, he was actually reading an urban romance novel. When I saw it, I sometimes laughed and laughed, and sometimes I beat my chest and stamped my feet: "It's cool, it's really cool. I've lived my life in vain, why haven't I experienced such an interesting thing?"

"Senior, it's almost time." Wang Yan felt that the clubbing was endless, and it was time to go back and practice real bullet dodging skills.

"Let me finish watching, don't bother me." The corpse Taoist impatiently waved his hands away like flies, his eyes fixed on the screen.

"Zhizhi~" the little ferret also protested, and started to play games by occupying the machine. In the two rounds just now, it also pondered over and over on the sidelines. One paw was resting on the mouse, and the other was floating on the keyboard, but it looked quite similar.

When I first started playing, it was a little rusty. Unexpectedly, the more he played, the more proficient he became. Wang Yan pointed out two or three rounds. This little mink was having a great time playing, the teammates couldn't see that the jumping up and down game character was actually a small animal.

This made Wang Yan couldn't help but sigh with emotion. These days, I really don't know if the person sitting in front of the computer is a human?

An old monster who has lived for more than a hundred years, and a little ferret who has been skilled for more than a hundred years, are both obsessed with their own world in front of the computer. Instead, Wang Yan became idle.

Bored, Wang Yan ran to the toilet, and then came back after wandering outside for half an hour.

Although the painting style before leaving was a bit weird, it was still pretty good. But now, the situation is not right.

But they found that two policemen were trying to detain the corpse Taoist, and beside him was a woman with heavy make-up, who was not a good family at first glance.

The entire Internet cafe was also silent.

What's happening here?

"You two little policemen, do you know who this old man is?" the corpse Taoist yelled out of embarrassment.

"Whoever you are, you did this kind of thing in broad daylight." One of the policemen sneered, "If you have anything to say, tell us back to the police station."

Khan, what the hell did the corpse Taoist do? Wang Yan rushed up and stood between them and said, "Comrade policeman, is there some misunderstanding?"

Just kidding, what if the corpse Taoist is cornered and does something earth-shattering?

"Are you his friend?" A policeman glanced at Wang Yan, as if looking at a criminal suspect.

"Not bad." Wang Yan nodded.

"Come with us for a while." The policeman's face suddenly became serious, "tell the situation honestly and clearly."

"Hey, Internet cafes are also breaking the law these days?" Wang Yan was puzzled, feeling a little annoyed.

"Of course surfing the Internet is not illegal, but it is illegal to watch A~V in an Internet cafe and harass other female customers." The policeman gave the dead man a contemptuous look. ?

"What!?"

Wang Yan was shocked, why did he only walk for more than half an hour, and such a serious incident happened, can it make people feel at ease?

"The old man didn't harass her. She came over to strike up a conversation and taught me something new and exciting. Then she said that she only charged me 800 yuan at a time, so that I could see more exciting things." The corpse Taoist said a little Annoyed, he stared at the gorgeous woman with dark eyes, "She wanted to run away after taking my money, how could it be so easy."

"Uh..." Wang Yan was dizzy, and this kind of thing can happen in an Internet cafe!

Are you kidding me? Calling in the police is indeed a more exciting thing.

"You're called whoring~attempted prostitution!" The policeman said with a serious face, "Follow us to the police station, and this Internet cafe has to be closed for rectification."

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