Chapter 145 Your Majesty the Pope, You Have Been Fooled!

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In a Doudizhu room, cheerful music was beating.

There was already a person waiting inside. His profile picture was a cartoon version of a handsome bearded man. His name was "Melancholy Old Man" and his signature was "No matter how strong the wine is, it can't soothe the faint sadness in my heart."

As soon as he saw Feng Yuande coming in, he gave a thumbs up and said, "Xiao Dezi, your screen name and signature should be changed. You're so out of style, too old-fashioned, it's hard to attract girls."

Feng Yuande's name is "virtuous and respected", and his signature is "I examine myself three times in a day." There are also some knowledge and photos about the purple sand pot in the space photos.

"Hehe, Brother Pao, what do you think should be changed?" Feng Yuande changed his serious and majestic tone when he was at work on weekdays, and his tone was a bit hippie and smiling.

"I have to change from the beginning to the end, the name is changed to "Huadong Deye", the signature is changed to "No matter how much money is spent, I can't get back the sour and sweet taste of first love", and some photos of luxury cars and villas are changed in the space .In short, how come the rich money. At that time, there will be little sisters from all walks of life, one after another, looking for you to relive the taste of first love." The melancholy old man issued a series of suggestions.

Feng Yuande wiped the cold sweat off his brow, even taking a few sips of tea with the purple clay pot could not calm the turmoil in his heart. With a dry smile, he typed and said, "Brother Pao, I really can't resist those goblins to dismantle my old bones. By the way, your apprentice is good. He has good character, strong ability, and looks clean and refreshing. Don't want me to introduce him to a girlfriend?"

"Girlfriend? Hehe..." The melancholy old man laughed loudly, "You can try it anyway, see if he is willing."

"Why don't you want to?" Feng Yuande was slightly surprised, suddenly he seemed to remember something, and almost spit out a sip of tea. Staring wide-eyed, he said, "You don't mean to tell your apprentice the story your master told you, do you?"

"Why not?" The melancholy old man laughed, "I think I was deceived by that story for decades, but unfortunately the old man has already gone to the Immortal Crane, and he has no place to report revenge. Finally, he accepted an apprentice No matter what, we must continue the fine tradition of our lineage."

Feng Yuande was sweating like a waterfall, thinking to himself that only your family's tradition is so abnormal in the whole world, right? Unavoidably sympathized with Xiao Yan, and said weakly, "Isn't this too good? Xiao Yan's parents are hoping to have a grandson as soon as possible."

"There's nothing wrong with that. This will allow him to concentrate more on his cultivation and achieve great success sooner. What's more, my apprentice has a strange encounter with extraordinary talents. He might be able to reach the pinnacle before the age of thirty." The melancholy old man replied seriously, "Besides, young people nowadays are not as cute as we were back then. Maybe he discovered it by himself in a short time, and everything should go with the flow. By the way, hasn't that person come yet? Why are you so annoying!"

Feng Yuande is right when he thinks about it, so he won't say more about Wang Yan. He took a sip of tea and said, "I've sent him a message, he should be here soon."

While talking, the system prompts that the "Pope of Light" has entered the room.

When the melancholy old man saw it, he immediately turned on the mocking mode: "Don't be so embarrassing, do you have to hang on to your title everywhere? Change your name and change your name. Your name really looks like a sophomore boy who has read too many fantasy novels .”

"Hmph!" The Pope of Light snorted dissatisfiedly, showing a coquettish expression, and didn't bother to talk to him. Instead, he greeted Feng Yuande very politely and said: "Director Feng, I will teach the saint to go to Huaxia this time, and I am grateful to you for taking care of me."

"Hehe, Your Majesty is being polite, you should, you should." Feng Yuande said with a smile, "We haven't seen each other for a long time, why don't we talk about playing a few cards first." Then he clicked to start.

The melancholy old man clicked to start, and the Pope of Light also clicked to start.

Next, a familiar voice sounded.

"Call the landlord" "Snatch the landlord!"

"Scramble, grab, grab, I know you'll grab everything." The Pope Guangming could no longer restrain the anger in his chest, "If you play a card, you will try your best to grab it, and you still have a bad card." He took Zhang Xiaowang, three of two Bright Pope. Especially when he saw a King and a Two among the hole cards turned out, he was outraged.

"God-given resources, those who are capable will live there." The melancholy old man said indifferently, "What's wrong with my bad cards, I can win you as well."

"Hehe, I'd like to see how you win!" The Pope of Light sneered and sneered, "You think this is a live landlord fight, and all kinds of disgusting tricks emerge one after another. Play cards quickly, you wife-scared soft-hearted!" Foot Shrimp."

"It's just a card game, do you need to play tricks?" The melancholy old man sneered, "Don't meddle, Xiao Dezi, let the deity challenge him to see who is the soft-footed shrimp. A card of three."

"One-on-one is one-on-one, one card six will win." The Pope Guangming overwhelmed Zhang Liu with extraordinary momentum. But as soon as he said it, he regretted it. This is obviously a fight against landlords, and farmers should unite to fight against one landlord by nature, so why do you want to single out the landlord?

Feng Yuande wiped his sweat with a handkerchief, and said with a dry smile, "Both of you are prominent figures standing on top of the world, calm down, let's talk about something."

Old Feng murmured in his heart, mother, it is really not easy to serve these two well. As soon as they get together, they will start to confront each other, and no one is happy with the other.

It turns out that everyone is like a family of good brothers, but it was that time that caused them to completely turn against each other.

To put it simply - Yan Zun and the Pope of Light teamed up to play a PVP copy, and the last spoils were hacked by Yan Zun. Of course, Yan Zun Black Pope also has a reason.

Yanzun and Yaofei's plan for the peaceful coexistence of globalized monsters was strongly opposed by the Pope of Light. The Pope believes that human beings are fundamentally different from other races, and that peaceful coexistence is nothing but empty talk. He even went so far as to believe that all alien intelligent life on earth should be purified and wiped out.

To take a step back, we should also deprive the aliens of their armed power and cultivate their power, just to set aside a barren island for the aliens to live on. And it has to be supervised by humans all the time.

Even, the Pope tried to persuade Yan Zun and Concubine Yao to break up, which aroused Concubine Linghu Yao's strong dissatisfaction with the Pope Guangming.

What Lao Feng knew was probably these versions. No one knows the real deep-seated reasons. As for their main fight, Lao Feng can only let them go and live through it non-stop.

"A point." The melancholy man played another card.

Now, the Pope of Light hesitated. Do you want to split three twos? If you don't dismantle it, you can only use the little king to top it, and you will be crushed to death by the opponent with the big king.

Demolition, use the first move to force the opponent's king to come out. The other party still has a two, which can be used by Xiao Wang.

"A piece of two pipes!"

"Hehe, Your Majesty, you have been fooled." The melancholy man made a series of smug expressions, and threw it out of the king's hands. Then he threw out a small six plane, and after being picked up, he threw out a K plane.

Poor Pope, three twos were dismantled, and he could only watch helplessly as the opponent finally threw a two. Unconvinced, he snorted and said: "This mistake, do it again."

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Xianghu District.

Wang Yan ran a few laps along the community, under a load of 300 kilograms. He was already panting and sweating. The muscles and bones all over the body felt as if they had been forcibly massaged. They were swollen and painful, but very sore.

Wearing a pair of small sunglasses, the little ferret ran with him for a few laps, and even started to stick out his tongue and was panting. This made Wang Yan very speechless. After following him, this little thing became more and more tired and delicious. It was already fat like a Jingha, and under the delicate snow-white mink fur, it was all chubby to the touch.

If it goes on like this, is it okay? If you make up your mind, you must help him lose weight.

When I got home, I unloaded my load and took a shower. Then let the little ferret trot all the way and follow him out to buy breakfast. No matter how coquettish and playful it is, Wang Yan just doesn't hug it.

In a row of shops at the entrance of the community. There is a good Xiaolongtangbao shop, the skin is thin and juicy, which suits Wang Yan's taste. It is at this point that there are more people, and most of the bustling people are residents of the community.

Wang Yan is wearing a peaked cap and big sunglasses. After finally taking over a table for two, I first ordered five drawers to eat to fill my stomach. Just like this, it has already attracted everyone's attention. If it wasn't for the fact that the soup dumpling was cold and tasteless, Wang Yan really didn't want to eat it outside.

Pick up a steaming fresh soup dumpling, and the flow of delicious soup can be faintly seen in the thin skin. Can't help but whet the appetite and whet the appetite. Bite the skin lightly and inhale the soup in one gulp. The hot delicious taste immediately filled the whole mouth.

This soup dumpling, the soup is neither sweet nor greasy, and it is extremely fresh and fat. After eating it in one bite, Wang Yan was filled with a sense of happiness.

"Squeaking~" The little ferret protested and jumped onto Wang Yan's lap, blinking and blinking at the soup dumpling with big moist eyes, gleaming greedily. Two fluffy paws quietly hooked towards the soup dumpling.

"Crack!" Wang Yan slapped its paws away, and said angrily, "You're so fat, you only know how to eat all day long."

"Squeak!" The little ferret rolled his eyes, hooked Wang Yan's neck with his fluffy arms, and with his fat and cute face, he rubbed against Wang Yan's face affectionately, "Squeak~ "

Put on a posture that you won't let Xiaoxue eat, and Xiaoxue won't let you eat either.

This foodie is coquettish and rascal, Wang Yan is also drunk. Being entangled was really helpless, so I had to share a drawer of soup dumplings with it and said, "Eat less, and if you lose weight, you won't even be able to run."

The little ferret raised its paws in a triumphant gesture. Sure enough, Xiaoxue is still beautiful and cute, brother Wang Yan dotes on Xiaoxue the most.

"You little pet is so cute." A clear and pleasant voice sounded, accompanied by a clear and quiet rose fragrance.

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