Chapter 117 Sequelae of Mental Disturbance Disorder
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"Mr. Ge." The boss, who was frying spicy crayfish, got angry, picked up the spatula and rushed out, "Two times in three days, he came here to deceive the public, cheating on food and drink, get the hell out of here..."
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Seeing this situation, Wang Yan hurriedly stood up and blocked the furious boss, "Boss, this is my friend, how much did he cheat you into eating? I will pay the bill." Then, he took out his wallet .
Wang Yan is a regular customer here, a big customer. I ordered more than a hundred catties of lobster today. The boss had no choice but to hold back his anger, and said with a slight smile: "It's not much, so there's no need to pay. The first few times I saw him pitiful, so I gave him some for free. But this person can't cheat every day." Eat and drink, and affect my business."
"Don't worry, there will be no next time." Wang Yan took out a cigarette and lit it for the boss, "My friend just likes to play and make trouble, don't mind."
"Xiao Wang, watch him more, I think your friend has some brains..." The boss gave him a look that everyone understood, and then continued to fry the lobster with a spatula.
"This voice..." The young beggar 'shocked', with a shocking look in his eyes, staring at Wang Yan, "No, it's impossible!"
"What's impossible?" Wang Yan turned around and gave him a shudder angrily, "Where have you been all this time? The old landlord said you were missing, and I couldn't get through to you. Damn, you're in this body The outfit is really fashionable. What kind of friends did you make, what kind of performance art did you play!?"
The young beggar stared blankly at Wang Yan, his eyes gradually moistened, and he murmured in disbelief, "Old, old Wang! This, is this my hallucination?"
"Uh..." Wang Yan was also a little surprised, touched his face and sunglasses, "I'm already like this, can you still recognize me? Brother Lang!"
Yes, this young beggar is Liu Lang, Wang Yan's former college classmate and roommate. Even after graduation, they rented together for a few months.
It's just that Wang Yan left in a hurry last time and forgot to say goodbye to him. I tried to call him after I stabilized, but I couldn't get through. This made Wang Yan never expect that he would meet him at this time. And this shape is really weird. His appearance and demeanor are very similar to the beggar prince "Brother Sharp".
What kind of blow did this guy suffer to become like this?
"Good friend, forever." Liu Lang brushed his unwashed hair for a while, choked up and gave Wang Yan a hug, and said in an eloquent voice, "Even if the sea turns into a mulberry field, even if you become unrecognizable, even if You are reduced to ashes, and I will remember you too. My brother!"
Wang Yan was a little dumbfounded, and seemed a little moved when he heard it. But how could the content of these words be so awkward! ? What is reduced to ashes?
"Old Wang, you are a good person." Liu Lang raised his head, his face was full of excitement, and he looked at Wang Yan tearfully, "Thank you, thank you so much."
"I already said it's my brother, thank you for nothing." Wang Yan's heart warmed. Although Liu Lang has a lot of problems, he is still a good friend with a kind heart and a sense of loyalty. Recalling the bits and pieces of the past, Wang Yan's heart is also filled with emotion. He took a cigarette and lit it for him.
Liu Lang took a deep breath, exhaled smoke rings with melancholy eyes, and said in a low and hoarse voice: "No, I am the one to thank. Thank you, thank you for coming to see me during my most difficult time. But don't worry, I will definitely Cheer up. How can you see a rainbow if you don’t experience wind and rain!? After my powers are truly awakened, I will definitely, definitely will avenge you! Old Wang! I will not let you die in vain.”
In the first half, Wang Yan felt quite moved. But in the second half, no matter how I listened, I felt goosebumps all over my body. What does it mean to die in vain? What is revenge?
What kind of messy things are these bastards thinking about? I don't smell like alcohol!
There is also awakening and so on. Wang Yan looked left and right, but he couldn't see the aura of an awakener on this bastard. Could it be that like Shen Mengting, she can still have the 'protective jade pendant' to block the breath and deceive the sky?
Or is this guy bewitched? possible! Back then, he was confused by the two-tailed vixen and did some incredible things.
Thinking of this, Wang Yan became a little worried. Pulling him to sit down, he said politely to the Holy Maiden of Light, "Lulu, is there any rumor about being bewitched by the Holy See?"
"Bewitched?" The Holy Maiden of Light seems to have had sex with crayfish today, without wearing plastic gloves, she just skillfully peeled the lobster with light white jade fingers, and said, "Yes, many evil creatures are very good at charm The sorcery of bewitching, especially some banshees who like to absorb male energy are better at it."
She dipped a piece of white and tender lobster meat into some soup and stuffed it into her fragrant lips, her white teeth shook her pretty face with an expression of enjoyment: "Simply put, the caster uses mental power to control the target's thinking." Interfering with the influence, causing the target to form all kinds of hallucinations and lose their minds. Some powerful spellcasters can even make the target live in an illusory world for the rest of their lives. I heard that your Chinese state manages this situation, which is called evil spirits."
"That's right, my friend was charmed by a banshee before, and was possessed by an evil spirit." Wang Yan tugged Liu Lang, and said with concern, "Is there anything we can do to deal with this?"
"Hey, old Wang, what nonsense are you talking about? What is wrong with me?" Liu Lang refused to listen to this. He picked up a bottle of beer and drank it. Then he squinted at the saint and said, "What a beautiful girl, is Lao Wang your friend? It looks like you're having a good time down there~ you're having a good time."
Uh... this guy really doesn't know how to live or die. When the Holy Maiden of Light is the little girl in the shampoo room, how about you flirt with her?
Wang Yan's heart trembled. It's going to be a big deal if the Holy Maiden of Light wants to go crazy. Hastily pulled Liu Lang's ear, "Shut up for me first." Then he smiled dryly at the other party and said, "Your Excellency, this kid is bewitched, don't be as knowledgeable as him."
"It's okay, I don't mind. His situation should indeed be the sequelae of mental disorder after being enchanted by the spirit. In ancient times, he was often diagnosed as possessed by evil spirits." The bright maiden bit her lobster claws , the tip of the tongue flexibly sucked out the fresh and tender shrimp meat, and his expression was as calm as water, "Our Holy See has been very professional in handling similar situations since ancient times."
Indeed, what unit is the Bright Holy See? Dealing with an evil must be a trivial matter.
Wang Yan breathed a sigh of relief, and said with a smile on his face: "Then what should I do, what props should I prepare?"
"Purification is enough." The Holy Maiden of Light suddenly turned serious, staring at Liu Lang coldly and said, "Wang Yan, you can prepare a big cross, some long nails, dry wood, gasoline! Then we will find a place where no one is around. place, crucified him, put firewood on it, poured petrol on it, and then a match was enough."
"This..." Wang Yan's forehead was covered with sweat, "No, don't be so cruel! Is there any other plan?"
Liu Lang was also terrified by her gloomy eyes, and tremblingly said with a lobster in his hand, "Old, old Wang, your friend wants to play for real, right?"
Even Burst Bear and Scud looked at each other in blank dismay. Is the Holy See really doing this now? It is said that in the Middle Ages, this kind of thing often happened. Did this tradition survive?
"Don't worry, I will personally pray for your friend." The Holy Maiden of Light sang coldly, "May your soul be freed from the hands of hell devils after you die."
Hearing what she said was true, Wang Yan pulled Liu Lang behind him with a shudder, and said with a dry smile: "It's just a trivial matter, so I won't bother Your Excellency the Holy Maiden. I will post on the unit forum to find out about traditional Chinese Taoist priests or monks. It seems that they are also good at exorcising evil spirits..."
Explosive Bear and Scud also stood up, putting on an appearance of keeping a respectful distance. This Holy Maiden of Light is really scary.
"Hehe." The Holy Maiden of Light laughed, with the corners of her mouth raised slightly, "Looking at the expressions on your faces, you probably believe it, right? I'm just teasing you. Don't worry, our Holy See uses modern science to There has long been a detailed study on the sequelae of mental disturbance, and it is completely two concepts from the real evil spirit possession."
"Woo~~" Wang Yan wiped off his cold sweat and breathed a sigh of relief when he heard the words, and smiled awkwardly and said, "I didn't expect you, Your Excellency, to be so humorous."
"You must be thinking about what the Holy See did in the Middle Ages, right? That's how a lot of witches were burned to death." The Holy Maiden of Light wiped the spicy oil from her mouth and hands, and said calmly, "Although many of them were It’s wrong, but there are indeed many witches who are lackeys of the Demon Lord of the Black Death, using sorcery to spread the Black Death. At that time, the Holy See was overwhelmed, so they had to use the most extreme methods to solve the problem.”
"Black Death Demon Lord?" Wang Yan asked in a low voice in surprise, "It sounds very evil. Could it be that the catastrophe that caused countless deaths was man-made?"
"The past is in the past." The Holy Maiden of Light stood up and said with a chuckle, "Our Holy See does bear some notoriety, but since the history of the Holy See of Light, it has been fighting against various evil forces. The reason why I I say this because our two companies are cooperative units, and we will need to cooperate in many aspects in the future. Therefore, I hope to establish mutual trust between us in advance to avoid unnecessary misunderstandings and frictions in the future."
Wang Yan coped with it. I thought to myself, this holy maiden of light really thinks far enough. She hangs one by herself, which is far behind her status as the Holy Maiden of Light. It is estimated that after this incident, the possibility of another intersection in this life is very low.
"Let's go, let's find a quieter place." The Holy Maiden of Light said suddenly, "Let's go to your house."
"My family?" Wang Yan's face was a little astonished, and his heart trembled slightly. Wouldn't this Holy Maiden of Light covet her body and soul like those banshees?
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(The ninth update, do students with guaranteed monthly tickets still keep it in their hands? O(∩_∩)O haha~)
(The ninth update, do students with guaranteed monthly tickets still keep it in their hands? O(∩_∩)O haha~)