The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

Chapter 989 Get In!

"Master, this is the first time I've seen someone begging someone to beat me when I grow up. It seems that these three people are really sick, and the illness is not serious." Hong Haier held back a smile and pointed Pointing to the head, it means that these three brains are sick.

When the three of them heard this, their faces flushed with anger.

When the others heard the words, they coaxed and laughed collectively!

I don't know who was inside and laughed softly: "Sure enough, he is an unscrupulous master, really f*cking unscrupulous! Hit him as soon as he asks, and he is so confident in the fight."

The others laughed along with Fang Zheng's words, and at the same time yelled: "Master is indeed merciful, if he asks you to hit him, hit him, good job!"

"I've grown up and never seen anyone begging to be beaten. Now that the master has satisfied them, they should be happy."

"Sure enough, there are all kinds of birds in the forest, and there are all kinds of bastards in the big puddle! These bastards...cough cough, they are really different. At this time, we should sing a song: You are different, you are different... "

Hearing these words, the faces of the three of them changed from red to green, and they almost became green-capped turtles. Seeing this, the woman gritted her teeth and said, "Okay, you are more ruthless and shameless than me, right?"

After finishing speaking, the woman lay down on the ground with a thud, and shouted: "Oh, my head! It hurts! My head... the goddamn monk is beating someone... call the police!"

"Yes, yes, call the police! The monk beat someone!" The man with sallow skin also shouted.

For a while, the two of them started throwing and rolling on the ground, and at the same time they called the police.

When the others saw this scene, they frowned. They had never seen such a shameless person before. But after thinking about it, this is indeed a trouble, if it keeps going on like this, there is no need to continue lecturing today, and I'm afraid it will be wasted on them. Those doctors stomped their feet anxiously, but they didn't know how to deal with these rogues.

At this time, the police crowded up from the crowd. The police had been doing security activities for such a big event, so they came as soon as they heard someone making trouble. Seeing the rogue on the ground, the policeman also frowned, but he went over professionally and asked, "How's it going? Are you okay?"

Seeing the police coming, the two guys on the ground screamed even more fiercely, and the woman even yelled: "No, I was hit on the head, and I can't stand up. Oh, it hurts... dizziness!"

The sallow-skinned man shouted, "I can't do it either, I'm dizzy and I can't stand up."

The police have seen this kind of people a lot, but it has to be said that dealing with this kind of people is really tricky. The policeman knelt down helplessly and said, "Should I see a doctor for you? There are many doctors here."

"Comrade policeman, don't look at it, these two are just pretending." A doctor snorted coldly.

"How do you talk? Do you have any medical ethics? People are like this, and you still make sarcastic remarks?" the sick man scolded angrily.

The doctor was immediately scolded and blushed. Just as he was about to refute, the sick man continued: "Comrade policeman, this monk beat him up. Do you care about this matter?"

The policeman also looked at Fangzheng with some embarrassment, and then said for the sick man: "The two of them really can't get up?"

"I can't get up, I can't get up, I feel dizzy and feel like I'm going to die," the woman cried.

The sallow-skinned man followed suit: "I feel like I can't feel my hands and feet. It was too cruel. It must be a serious injury."

Just as the policeman was about to say something, a Buddha's cry sounded beside him: "Amitabha, two benefactors, are you sure you can't stand up anymore?"

Seeing that Fangzheng asked, the first thing they felt was that Fangzheng was afraid, so they nodded and said: "That's right, I can't stand up. Our own body knows it by itself, and we will definitely not be able to stand up!"

Fangzheng asked with a smile, "You really can't stand up?"

As soon as Fangzheng's small eyes were passed over, the two people on the ground suddenly had a strange feeling, this monk seemed not afraid! Does he have other means?

But then, the two of them settled down, no matter what you do, we can't afford to pretend to be sick, and we are also injured when God comes, you can't find out that it's because your medical skills are not good enough!

Thinking of this, the two immediately nodded.

In the end, I haven't nodded my head yet, I just feel a cold under my buttocks! The two looked down subconsciously, and saw a snake coming out of nowhere, and was crawling into their trouser pockets!

At that moment, both of them felt their scalps explode! His eyes widened in horror, and he didn't even have time to scream! Not to mention thinking about the winter, why the snake doesn't hibernate but comes out to find the crotch to drill!

Almost at the same time, the two jumped up with a cry, and shouted: "There is a snake! Help!"

The woman was so frightened that she ran around and stomped her feet.

The man was even more frightened, so he stretched his hand into his crotch and pulled it, shouting as he pulled, "It got in, it got in! Help! Damn it.

"Grandpa, what's wrong with that uncle?" A child asked the old man next to him.

The old man coughed dryly, rubbed his grandson's head and said, "I guess he was bitten by a snake."

When the people around heard it, they burst out laughing, and then all responded: "Yes, yes, it's so pitiful to be bitten by a snake, haha..."

The child looked at the adults in a daze, and muttered: "Everyone has been bitten by a snake, and you are still laughing, you have no sympathy!"

When everyone heard this, they laughed even more happily.

The squirrel stood on Fangzheng's shoulders, and asked Fangzheng in a daze, "Master, what's wrong with him?"

Fangzheng said solemnly: "Too much force?"

The squirrel listened with a dazed expression, completely unable to understand what the red boy was talking about.

Fang Zhengze slapped Hong Boy bluntly, this dirty boy! Why can he drive a car when he says anything? Still driving so slippery?

Fortunately, Hong Hai'er's voice was very low, and everyone's attention was focused on the man on the ground. Otherwise, upon hearing this, Fang Zheng reckoned that the image of a master he had worked so hard to build would collapse immediately.

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