Chapter 1015 Master Is Not so Easy to Be
Xianyu's heart was fluctuating, and he looked at Honghaier and said, "It's not easy to fly a pure heart, or...or the master will explain to Jingfa and them here, what is Wu Song...cough cough , rime!"
"It's okay. I'm always ready to serve Master. To serve Master, I will do my best! Besides, I don't need Master to do this kind of trivial matter. I'm enough." He was able to live a teacher's addiction, and when he was a square character, he immediately became elated. As for whether it can be explained well? He is not worried at all! Anyway, he has a thick skin. Master used his mobile phone to look up information, and then blah blah blah. Nothing else, but he will still check the information!
Seeing that Hong Hai'er has completely lost herself in the impending opportunity to pretend, Xianyu can only pin her hopes on Fang Zheng.
Fangzheng said with a serious face: "Jingxin, you have to explain to the brothers what rime is. As for the salted fish, come down with me and we will have a good talk."
Before Xianyu could react, Honghaier had already pressed the cloud head and fell down.
Then Fangzheng grabbed the salted fish by the tail and dragged the salted fish away. Xianyu has long been used to it, but Fangzheng is much taller than Honghaier, he can't be as leisurely as Honghaier was dragging him with his fins on his gills. On the contrary, it was extremely painful to find that Fangzheng's height was neither high nor low, and it happened that his fish mouth was dragging on the ground. Therefore, Fangzheng walked all the way, and he was eating snow all the way. Suddenly, countless grass and mud horses galloped by in his heart, and he said in his heart: "Is there anything I can't let me go by myself? Am I very diligent?"
Fangzheng left with the salted fish, and the squirrel immediately approached Honghaier, opened his watery eyes and said, "Junior brother, hurry up, tell me, what is rime?"
"Rime...it's actually very simple." Hong Haier was serious, imitating Fang Zheng's pretentious appearance, then secretly took out his phone and started to read.
"Look, the white fluffy thing hanging on the linden tree is the rime. This is a unique landscape in Gulin City. Uh, it can't be said to be unique. There are also some places, but not like here. Concentration is so beautiful.
Rime, commonly known as tree hanging, is the direct sublimation of water vapor in the air at low temperature, or the milky white ice crystal deposits that are directly frozen on objects by supercooled fog droplets. Something is wrong, because the pair of big eyes in front of me are extremely wide, but the content inside is: "What are you talking about? don't know! "
"Fourth Junior Brother, what are you talking about? What is sublimation? What is ice crystal deposits? What are these?" The squirrel asked immediately when the red boy stopped.
Honghaier coughed dryly and said, "This condensate is a term used by human scientists, it is..."
Speaking of this red boy, I was also confused. What the hell is this? So he quickly used his mobile phone to check, and then said: "It is the process of gas skipping liquid and directly becoming solid. Do you understand?"
As a result, the pair of big eyes became even more confused, and there was nothing in the cute eyes except cute doubts.
The squirrel said bitterly: "Fourth junior brother, how can gas become liquid? How can gas become solid?"
Hearing this question, Lone Wolf and Monkey also nodded, apparently they didn't understand either.
When Honghaier heard this, he wanted to explain what gas, liquid, and solid were. Then explain how water becomes a gas, a solid...
As a result, in this lecture, he found out sadly that these idiots with no common sense had new problems. Then he continued to ask, and he continued to answer...
Half an hour later, the red boy yelled: "I don't know! I don't know anything! I don't know what gas is, why gas can become liquid or solid! I don't know what sublimation is, don't you Ask me! Ahhh...I'm going crazy!" Hong Haier yelled and ran away.
Three pairs of cute big eyes were left looking at each other, and finally a smile appeared in the big cute eyes, and then lay on the ground and laughed...
The monkey shouted: "Small, how dare you pretend to be a master with us while reading on your mobile phone? Have you ever thought about being a master? Hehe, do you really think that a master is so easy to be?"
"That's right, pretending to be aggressive is a very learned skill." Lone Wolf laughed.
The squirrel also laughed... Before I knew it, this cute little thing also started to learn how to break it.
The three little things laughed for a while, and the monkey suddenly asked: "Hey, you said, Master has been away for so long, why hasn't he come back? Also, what do you think Master will do with the salted fish? Big deal."
"I think so too. Seeing Master's smile, he must be a bad thief, and he must be full of bad things. He is ready to deal with him." The squirrel also said.
As a whistleblower, Lone Wolf certainly knew what Xianyu had committed, but at this moment, he didn't dare to say it out, but continued to pretend to be stupid and said in a daze: "I've been away for so long, should I come back?"
At the same time, in the distance, Fangzheng looked at Xianyu with a serious face and said, "Xianyu, are you telling yourself the truth, or let the poor monk use his eyes to dig out all your underwear?"
When Xianyu heard this, he quickly lowered his head to look at his lower body, and then said very seriously: "Master, after my observation, I found that I am not wearing underwear!"
Fangzheng: "..."
Fangzheng said: "It seems that you will not cry when you see the coffin! Hey, the poor monk has a sore back and back pain recently. It seems that he needs to exercise a little bit. Let Jingxin come over later and play some salted fish balls for exercise. How about it?"
"Master!" Xianyu became anxious when he heard that! It's not that he's afraid of pain, but... he's dizzy! Flying around in the sky, turning around for a while, basically after a dozen rounds, he would have to vomit. I didn't eat much, but I still had to spit it out. I was so hungry in the second half of the night, it was so sour!
So Xianyu hugged Fangzheng's trouser legs, and shouted with snot and tears: "You can't do this to me! Even if you are sentenced, you have to give an explanation? Why don't you tell me what happened to me? Tell me!" It's good to be reminded!"
Fangzheng sneered and said, "Alright, let me give you a little reminder. The poor monk asked you, have you been addicted to gambling lately?"
Xianyu was stunned, staring blankly at Fangzheng, then let go of Fangzheng's trouser legs, wiped his snot, raised his head, and said confidently: "Master, you have to use evidence to speak! It's not serious, but I will never touch such a thing as gambling! Besides, gambling needs money! The little harvest of our dilapidated monastery is not enough for gambling! In your hands, what should I bet on?"