Chapter 1039: The Eight Treasures of Silence
The tourists brought by Song Ergou were also a little curious. Hearing Song Ergou's bragging was so mysterious, but after seeing it with his own eyes, it didn't seem so mysterious. Nine large black pots, steaming in the pot, but tasteless...
Is there no seasoning, or is this stuff not delicious at all, not as amazing as Song Ergou said?
Everyone was full of doubts, but it was hard to say anything in front of Song Ergou. After all, eating Laba porridge is free, and people are not black-hearted trying to cheat people or something... They are just curious to join in the fun, so they just wait and watch the fun. If it tastes good, drink more, if it tastes bad, drink less, and never come again.
Seeing everyone's puzzled looks, Song Ergou scratched his head and said, "I reckon it's full of water, and the ingredients haven't been loaded yet."
Everyone nodded slightly, indicating that it should be so.
However, Song Ergou secretly found Honghaier, and asked in a low voice, "Jingxin, is there any ingredients in this pot?"
Red Boy looked at the curious Song Ergou, smiled, put his hands together in salute, turned and left.
Seeing this scene, Song Ergou's expression was inexplicable, and he didn't understand what was going on at all... Is it a nod or a shake of his head? Song Ergou still wanted to catch up and ask, but the tourists over there called him, so he had to go over to help set up the tent.
After the red boy entered the monastery, he looked at Fangzheng with a bitter face and said, "Master, when is this a big deal? When can we talk to outsiders?"
Fangzheng looked up at the bodhi tree, and said calmly, "I'll be able to talk to everyone after the Laba Festival."
Hong Haier said bitterly: "Why is that?"
Fangzheng sighed and said, "The Buddha said: Don't say it."
The red boy rolled his eyes and said: "Master, you are boring like this, you don't know, seeing those guys looking curious about the baby, I really want to talk to them. Especially those who doubt our family The guy with the taste of Laba porridge, I really want to put them in the pot and smell the fragrance! Then kick them down the mountain, so that they can only smell the smell and not eat! Jingfa, Jingkuan, Jingzhen and salted fish , don’t you think it’s hard not being able to talk to outsiders?”
Hong Haier wanted to recruit a few friends to fight against this domineering monk, but he obviously recruited the wrong ones.
I saw Jingfa, Jingzhen, Jingkuan, and Xianyu staring at him with wide-eyed eyes, and then the squirrel said dumbly: "Fourth junior brother, isn't it just that you can't talk to outsiders? What's the matter? We Say it yourself..."
Lone Wolf rolled his eyes, and said flatly, "It's as if we can talk to outsiders..."
Xianyu stretched his waist and said: "Child, please be content, at least you can still run around alive and kicking in front of outsiders, but Benyu can only pretend to be a dead body on the ground. What did Benyu say? Hey... Think about the suffering of seniors." , you won't suffer anymore."
When Honghaier heard this, he was speechless, and really wanted to slap himself. He actually forgot about this matter, these few are not allies at all!
Fangzheng listened to the red boy saying a lot of blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. He just smiled lightly, but felt extremely bitter in his heart, and asked the system in his heart: "System, you are so boring. Usually just leave me alone." Alright, this time you are in charge of the whole monastery!"
The system lazily said: "Do you think I want to control you? I just remind you kindly! Do you think you are still the same as you were a year ago? Do you think Yizhi Temple is still the former Yizhi Temple? Do you think Laba porridge is still Laba porridge from a year ago?"
"The poor monk should still be the poor monk. One Finger Temple is not the same as the One Finger Temple a year ago, but what does it have to do with Laba porridge? Aren't all the recipes for Laba porridge the same? Boil the pot, put in the water, and bring to a boil. Do you want to cook the ingredients on low heat?" Fangzheng could clearly remember that the recipe for Laba porridge a year ago was just a blank sheet of paper, and the content written on it contained these contents, and it couldn't be simpler!
The system said: "You are not you anymore, were you so handsome a year ago?"
Fangzheng was taken aback, subconsciously touched his bald head, grinned and said: "The poor monk was born..."
"Think before you speak, you will be struck by lightning later, don't blame me for not reminding you." The system interrupted suddenly.
When Fangzheng heard this, he rolled his eyes and said, "Okay, okay, it's different, so what does this have to do with Laba porridge? Can we get straight to the point?"
The system said: "I'm not talking nonsense, I'm just telling you that everything about you is different. Your heart is born from your heart, and your heart is constantly breaking through yourself. A year ago, you were swearing and swearing, What about you in a year? You were poor and poor a year ago, what about you in a year? Now you have great merit and virtue, and the things you draw in the lottery are not comparable to a year ago. Then the Laba porridge you get Naturally it's different.
The Laba porridge you got this time is called: Wuyan Babao.
The efficacy of Wuyan Babao is twice that of last year's ordinary Laba porridge! Don't be dissatisfied, the big black pot here is too rubbish, it can't block the aura of the silent eight treasures, so it's not bad to be able to cook this effect. Normally, the Silent Eight Treasures can increase the effect by ten times.
It's a pity that you can't use the ordinary way of cooking porridge because the pot is not good, so you have to find another way!
This porridge cooking, it is said to be porridge, but it is actually cooking you! If you don't speak, you can lock the last aura of the Wuyan Eight Treasures, making it more effective..."
Fangzheng looked confused: "Brother System, cook the poor monk? Could it be that the Laba porridge this time is the poor monk's bath water?"
The system kind of hates iron and steel and said: "How much aura you have in this broken world, don't you have a count in your heart? Do you really think that the eight treasures of speechless can be cooked anywhere? If your monastery has enough Incense, the power of the vows of all living beings, merits and virtues, do you think I will give you the eight treasures of speechless? The eight treasures of speechless speech can lock the last 10% of the aura, and it is with the help of the vows of all beings in the temple and you!
To put it bluntly, what is boiled in this water is the wish power of all living beings in your body, and the wish power is integrated into the Laba porridge to enhance the efficacy of the Laba porridge. So as to heal the hidden diseases of all living beings and enhance the vitality! But when you open your mouth, it's like lifting the lid of the pot. At that time, everything escapes. Do you understand now? "
Only then did Fangzheng suddenly realize: "You said that a long time ago, didn't I already understand it? Why are you talking so much?"
The system was instantly pissed off by these words: "I thought you had graduated from primary school, but I didn't expect to explain it in the way of lecturing to kindergarten... I'll be fine in the future, don't ask me!"
Then no matter how Fang Zheng shouted, the system just kept silent.
Fangzheng spread his hands, looked at the sky innocently, and said in his heart, "Is it my fault?"
Then Fangzheng chuckled, this was the first time he had pissed off the system to death, it felt really good!
Ps: I didn’t have lunch, so I wrote some during meal time, so let’s post it first. The funeral is in the afternoon, so I probably don't have time to write. Back in town tonight and write again...