Chapter 1016 Dealing the Cards

Fangzheng heard the words, nodded silently, and then looked at the upright Xianyu, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten about it! How to gamble without money?

But Fangzheng was not in a hurry to say anything, but asked seriously: "You didn't gamble? Then tell the poor monk, what does it mean that the Macau casino is online?"

"What Macau casino is online?" Xianyu asked with a dazed expression, it really didn't look like he was lying. But Fangzheng is very clear that this old salted fish who has lived for an unknown number of years has no other skills, and his acting skills are absolutely perfect, so he doesn't believe it at all!

Fangzheng narrowed his eyes: "You really don't want to talk about it, do you?"

"Wait! What are you talking about? The Macau casino is online?" Xianyu suddenly remembered something.

Fangzheng nodded and said, "Remember?"

Xianyu nodded slightly, then sat on the ground with a heavy face, propped his chin with his fins and said, "Master, you may not believe me when I tell you. I really didn't gamble. The voice you said is that I am doing scientific research." .”

"Scientific research? What scientific research? You still do scientific research? Aren't you a monster? Is your existence very unscientific?" Fangzheng was speechless.

Xianyu said disapprovingly: "Master, you are wrong. My existence is unscientific in your world. But in my world, it is scientific! Everything in the world can become a demon as long as you practice. , becoming a Buddha, becoming a god, becoming an immortal..."

"Stop! Stop! Stop! Let's get down to business, what the hell is going on with your Macau casino? If you're talking about scientific research, the poor monk can only exercise." Fangzheng didn't want to listen to salty fish nonsense, this guy lived tens of millions Years, if you really want to talk nonsense, so many years of experience, even if you can't talk about tens of millions of years, it's okay to talk about it for a few days and nights.

Salted fish spread out its fins and said, "Okay, I admit, I've seen that thing. But I'm really studying biology, which can help me understand humans more deeply."

"Don't talk nonsense! Without evidence, you won't believe what you say." Fangzheng thought, if this guy talks nonsense again, he will open his eyes. Too lazy to ink with this rogue fish...

Xianyu hurriedly shouted: "Okay, I'll get the evidence! Master, wait for me."

After finishing speaking, the salted fish flicked its tail away and jumped into the snowdrift, as if swimming in the water, then swished out, creating a wave of snow...

Fangzheng was not in a hurry to urge, he wanted to see what this salted fish could get back!

Fangzheng waited for a while, and Xianyu hurried back and shouted: "Master, is this what you are talking about? Take a look, I really didn't bet, I was really doing scientific research!"

While talking, Xianyu had already thrown the phone over.

Fangzheng caught it, and then heard a voice coming from the phone: "Macau Casino is online...sexy croupier deals cards online."

When Fangzheng heard it, it was exactly the same as what Lone Wolf said! Xin said: "This rogue fish has finally come to his senses and confessed! Yes, this is progress!"

Fangzheng happily picked up the phone, he also wanted to see, what kind of gambling method is this online gambling! Can you gamble without money? That shouldn't count as gambling, right? And what kind of scientific research is this salted fish doing?

After taking a closer look, Fangzheng was stunned. This is not a web page, but a video! Looking at the name of the video, it turned out to be a few English words with a small horizontal bar, followed by a few numbers!

No matter how much he looked at it, Fangzheng couldn't figure out what it was. He thought to himself: "Which idiot made up this name? He couldn't understand it at all! Has this guy never taken a Chinese class in elementary school? He can't even name it." !

Isn't Xianyu gambling, but watching videos to learn how to gamble? Study gambling? Well, if you think about it this way, what he said is right... No matter what, gambling is not good, and neither is research! "

After Fangzheng had thought everything over, he didn't bother to read the beginning of the nonsense, so he just fast-forwarded!

The next moment, Fangzheng was stunned. He saw a man and a woman in the video. The man didn't look like a good thing at first glance, but the woman was quite beautiful. Fangzheng was puzzled, is this the sexy dealer? But looking at this scene, it doesn't look like gambling, does it? There are not enough people... Could it be that the others haven't come yet?

Thinking of this, Fangzheng directly pulled a long section of the progress bar this time, and looked directly at the middle part!

The next moment, there was a gasp and shout that Fangzheng had never heard before.

Then there was an angry roar from One Finger Mountain: "Salted fish!"

"Master, I've been wronged! I'm really doing scientific research!" Xianyu's aggrieved cry sounded.

"Scientific research? Today, the poor monk also wants to do scientific research, dismantling salted fish!" Fangzheng shouted angrily.

The next moment, a salted fish was shot into the air like a cannonball!

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An hour later, Xianyu followed the calm Fangzheng back with a bitter face. Fangzheng asked in a low voice: "If you let others know about today's matter, you will know the consequences."

"Slicing salted fish, stewing salted fish... Don't worry, master, I will never tell anyone about it. By the way, master, can I continue to study in the future? Of course, you can supervise me on the spot, I will Guaranteed to be just research. After all, are the species different..." Xianyu tempted confidently.

Fangzheng was really tempted, he had never seen such exciting things since he was so old, but after thinking about it, what's the use of exciting things even if he watched them? There is no benefit at all other than setting up a tent and masturbating yourself!

Before returning to vulgarity, all delusions are empty. It is better to be down-to-earth, accumulate merits honestly, and strive to return to vulgarity.

Thinking of this, Fangzheng lost his interest a little, and said solemnly: "Amitabha, the poor monk is a monk, how can he look at that kind of thing? Even if you go to hell, you must have a degree to experience the hustle and bustle of the world. From now on, you will also Do not study any more, otherwise, you will have nothing to eat for a month."

As a ten-thousand-year-old fritter, Xianyu could see what Fangzheng was thinking at a glance, and said to himself: This bald thief is really cruel. It's clear that he won't let others eat it if he can't eat it!

But salted fish is just a curiosity. As he said, the species are different, so they can't arouse much real interest. For example, how can people react when they see dogs being bred there? Just curious to take a look...

Seeing Fangzheng came back with salted fish, several little things in One Finger Temple ran out, looking at Fangzheng and salted fish curiously. As if to see something from a man and a fish.

It's a pity that this person keeps his mouth shut and is also a master of acting, so these little things naturally didn't see anything.

Seeing this, Fangzheng snorted coldly and said, "Gambling is prohibited in Yizhi Temple from now on! Those who violate the rules will starve for a month!"