Chapter 1017
"A month? Wouldn't that mean I'm going to starve to death!" The squirrel immediately screamed, but then laughed, "Fortunately, I don't gamble, and I won't, and no one gambles with me."
"I don't believe what you said, you must have gambled, don't you believe it?" Xianyu is in a very bad mood now, and hearing Squirrel say this makes him feel even worse. Did he bet? He didn't do anything! A good scientific research activity has turned into a gamble... The point is that thinking about what Fangzheng told him on the way back made him feel even more uncomfortable.
"Salted fish, do you know what to do about watching this kind of video with the poor monk?" Fangzheng asked with a smile.
Xianyu looked up at Fangzheng and subconsciously shook his head. Almost at that moment, he seemed to see a cold light flashing in Fangzheng's eyes, and there seemed to be a shadow in the depth of the cold light! A closer look reveals that the shadow is a dish - fish head with chopped peppers!
At that moment, Xianyu's shaking head began to nod up and down subconsciously.
Fangzheng said with satisfaction: "Very good, don't learn to gamble anymore, this thing is harmful to the body and mind. In addition, as a punishment, the dinner will be halved within one month, but after one month, the amount of meals will be doubled."
When Xianyu heard what was said earlier, he almost became anxious! He wanted to help Fangzheng hide his feelings, and by the way, he had to carry a big scapegoat, and he was punished? How can this work? But when he heard that his appetite doubled after a month, he immediately shut up.
But at this moment, Xianyu still couldn't help flashing a thought in his mind: "In the future, when people talk about man-made wealth and dead birds for food, you can add a salted fish as a scapegoat..."
Although he was reluctant to take the blame, but now that the fish was beside the frying pan, he had to bow his head, so he could only try to stand firm, and if he took the blame, he could at least have another meal.
Hearing what Xianyu said, Squirrel was not happy, and immediately shouted: "I don't! I never gamble!"
"Don't gamble? Impossible? Why don't we make a bet? If you gambled, your dinner will be mine. If you haven't gambled, my dinner will be yours. How about it?" Xianyu rolled his eyes and hummed road.
When the squirrel heard it, he was immediately happy! His little head didn't think about what's going on now, but he was figuring out that the portion of salted fish's meal was bigger than his! After all, the size is there! If he loses, it's a small ball, if the salted fish loses, it's a bowl! And he is sure that he has never gambled before, so in this way, it is a sure thing, a sure win!
So the squirrel nodded and called, "Come on! Who is afraid of whom!"
Xianyu laughed and said: "Little guy, you should think about it. If you really want to gamble, you are not allowed to go back on your word!"
"Don't regret it, it's the puppy who regrets it!" The squirrel called.
Hearing this, Fangzheng shook his head, the monkey covered his face, the lone wolf sighed, and the red boy looked up at the sky, as if he didn't know this idiot at all.
Sure enough, as soon as the squirrel finished speaking, Xianyu laughed loudly and said, "Come on, thank you for your dinner!"
The squirrel was taken aback, and subconsciously called out: "What do you mean? I haven't started betting yet! Gambling...gambling? Gambling!!!!"
The squirrel suddenly realized something, and cried out with a wow: "Master, I was tricked!"
Fangzheng shook his head and said: "I jumped into the pit, and I have to endure the pain when I fall. I will learn a lot of wisdom, and I will have a better understanding in the future."
After finishing speaking, Fangzheng shook his head and left, not caring how the disciples were making noise.
Time passed quickly, and in the evening, the squirrel watched pitifully as his rice ball was taken away by the salted fish. His big watery eyes stared at the rice ball until it was swallowed by the salted fish. Only then sat down on the ground slumped, stroking his belly, tears welling in his eyes.
Seeing this, Xianyu clicked his mouth and said: "Today, my ancestor, I suddenly found that I am not very hungry. Let me give you a bite."
When the squirrel heard it, it suddenly regained its energy, jumped up, and shouted: "Really?"
Xianyu said very seriously: "Of course it's fake!"
Then the old hooligan was not in a hurry to eat, but dug out rice grains bit by bit, and ate them one by one in front of the squirrel. While eating, also click the mouth!
The squirrel's eyes were red when he saw this, and he reckoned that if he couldn't beat it, this little thing would have gone fishing long ago.
The squirrel saw that he would only be molested if he went on like this, so he definitely couldn't do it like this! So, he rolled his eyes wide and said in his heart: "I don't want to see, don't listen, can't I?"
So, the squirrel closed its eyes and blocked its ears, as if I couldn't see or hear.
Seeing this, the red boy, the monkey, and the salted fish secretly put their food in front of the squirrel's nose, and the scent wafted out, and a glittering stream of saliva hung from the corner of the little thing's mouth... After a few seconds, he picked it up I couldn't help being tempted, and suddenly opened my eyes! The monkey, the red boy, and the salted fish hurriedly took their bowls back and ate their food one by one.
Seeing this, the squirrel immediately shouted with great grievance: "Master, they bully people!"
It turned out that Fangzheng was also pursing his lips, and when he turned his head, Fangzheng took a breath, and the fragrance in the bowl floated over, and the squirrel's stomach immediately gurgled.
The squirrel saw that Fangzheng took the lead in molesting him, and immediately felt wronged and wanted to cry.
Seeing that the heat was almost ready, Fangzheng put down his job and said, "Jing Kuan."
"The disciple is here." The squirrel said bitterly.
Fangzheng said: "Tell me why you agreed to Xianyu to bet against him. What did you think at the time?"
The squirrel was taken aback, but Fangzheng did not expect to ask this, and subconsciously said: "I just thought, his bowl is big, mine is small, and I have never gambled before, so I will definitely win... I forgot that I am betting right now." What..." Speaking of this, the squirrel drooped its ears, and everyone knew that this little thing was blushing even though it was covered with fur.
Fangzheng nodded and said: "This is greed. Greed can make people lose themselves, stare at what they want, forget to think, and make fatal mistakes. Jingkuan, I give you the name Jingkuan as a teacher. If you relax your heart, your mind will widen, and your vision will also widen. You will not just stare at the one-acre three-point land in front of you, so as to get more. Remember, there is no such thing as a pie in the sky. If there is, then There must be a trap under the pie! Do fast things slowly, and slow things quickly, to make your life more exciting, instead of being full of pitfalls.”
As soon as Fangzheng said this, not only the squirrels, but also the monkeys, red boys, and salted fish listened with great interest, and fell into deep thought.
Only the lone wolf pouted with his big butt, his head stuck in the rice bowl, eating with relish, and the sound of eating overwhelmed everything else. Fangzheng looked at this unsatisfactory thing, and kicked the lone wolf's ass, but this thing... didn't respond! Still eating there!