Chapter 456 Draw Lots 【Subscription】
"I... that... I..." Squirrel hesitated, his small eyes rolled around, the two senior brothers had already surrendered, he resolutely gave up insisting, and said: "I want to say, Master is right !"
"Good boy, Jingfa, do you have any objections?" Fangzheng asked.
The lone wolf chuckled and said, "When you go down the mountain, you will abuse the dogs. I'm already mentally prepared. I don't care!" The lone wolf raised his head proudly, as if he would go through fire or water.
That being the case, Fangzheng waved his hand and went back to the mountain!
"Uh, master, are you going back now?" The squirrel asked with a little excitement on his face, he was naturally happy that he didn't have to be abused.
Fangzheng chuckled and said, "Yeah, I'm back. I just got up for a routine walk in the morning, so you can experience the small atmosphere in the village. What's next..."
"What's next?" The squirrel asked, "Is it time to eat?"
"Eat? Hehe..."
Not long after, a group of people stood at the gate, and Lone Wolf cried, "Master, I think we should go in with enough rations?"
After the experience of squatting on the curb hungry last time, the lone wolf was really scared.
"What are you talking about? With a teacher, how can you be so hungry?" Fang Zheng said.
"No, I'm afraid of starving to death..." Lone Wolf whispered.
Boom!
"Aww..."
In the end, Fangzheng led a group of protesting apprentices into Wuxiangmen.
However……
"Ding! The Wuxiang Gate can enter up to two life forms at a time. You are overcrowded, and the Wuxiang Gate is on strike." The system suddenly said.
Fangzheng was taken aback, and said bitterly: "This means that we can't travel together?"
"You can upgrade the Wuxiang Gate, but this... requires some money." The system said.
"How much?" Fangzheng asked.
"The minimum is one million. With one million, you can buy a teleportation door that three people can ride. How about it? Is it very economical? You have to know that many people are willing to spend one hundred trillion to buy this thing." The system looks innocent.
Fangzheng let out a heck: "No money!"
then……
"Master, I think I should take care of the house." Hong Haier shouted first.
"Master, look, I don't know how many days I've been away, someone has to clean the monastery. I'll stay..." the monkey said.
"Master, our monastery has some things now, so we have to guard against thieves, right? As the first guardian of this monastery, I have a duty to do so." Lone Wolf shouted.
"Master..." The squirrel reacted slowly, and realized that his senior brother had preempted him. He became anxious and shouted at the top of his voice without thinking about it. Then he realized sadly that he didn't know what to say!
Fangzheng looked at the panicked squirrel, shook his head helplessly and said, "Forget it, don't talk about it, let's draw lots, and the shortest one will go with the teacher."
When everyone heard this, they immediately became nervous, but when they thought that the probability of going out was only a quarter, their minds became active again.
He got four thin threads, tore them off casually, then tucked them in his hands, exposing a thread end, saying: "Okay, you can grab it now."
The squirrel looks at this and that, not knowing which to catch.
Red Boy's eyes rolled wildly. He had noticed Fang Zheng's actions just now, and he had already made a plan in his heart. He grabbed a thread and said, "Master, I want this!"
Fangzheng nodded and asked him to pull it out. When everyone saw it, the guy was two palms long!
Hong Haier immediately burst into laughter: "It's been so long, it seems that I don't have to go. Brothers, you go all the way, what do you see, don't cry, hehe..."
Seeing this guy's triumphant appearance, the monkeys, squirrels, and lone wolves all looked sad. With such a long line, it's over, and the probability of them going out must have increased to one-third!
The monkey proclaimed a Buddha's name: "Amitabha, Buddha bless you, let's go."
Hong Haier laughed and said: "Brother, it's useless to ask Buddha at this time, the important thing is here." After Hong Haier finished speaking, he pointed to his head, meaning that I am the smartest, I know how to peep, you are not smart, you are stupid up.
The monkey didn't make a sound, and continued to pull the thread, and it became longer and longer, until it was a full meter long!
"What?!" The red boy almost fell to the ground, looking at the thin thread in his hand, and then at the thread in the monkey's hand...
The monkey laughed and said, "Brother, it turns out that praying to the Buddha is still effective. Amitabha, thank you for your protection."
The red boy clicked his lips and said, "You are lucky..."
"Buddha blesses the disciple to draw a long one too! The disciple kowtows to you!" At this moment, the squirrel rolled its eyes, came to its senses, knelt on the ground, and kowtowed three times to the Buddhist hall.
Hong Haier pouted, and said: "You're so stupid... I really believe that the Buddha will bless you. It's not like you don't understand that the spirit of our temple is not the Buddha, but a human being!"
The squirrel closed its eyes and picked a thread, and pulled it...
"One palm is long, two palms are long... oh my god, it's one meter! And! Two meters! I'm Cao! Three meters!" The red boy's eyes almost popped out!
The squirrel pulled out a three-meter-long thread! The squirrel was dumbfounded, and then said ecstatically: "Thank you Buddha, I will burn incense every day and night, and clean you up every day, haha..."
The red boy's face is so red, the monkey slaps, the squirrel slaps, it hurts!
Red Boy looked at Lone Wolf pitifully, and said, "Senior brother, it's your turn."
Lone Wolf said: "I'm done smoking."
"Eh? When did you smoke?" Hong Haier asked.
"When the younger brother smokes, I will smoke. You all watched him, and no one watched me." Lone Wolf said.
"How long is yours?" Red Boy asked.
Lone Wolf suddenly grinned.
Red Boy had a bad feeling, and it turned out...
Lone Wolf opened his mouth and spat out a ball of thread, saying, "It's not long, it's shorter than the net width. But it should be longer than yours!"
"puff!"
The red boy almost vomited blood, his old face turned red, and he wished he could slap his mouth twice, these slaps hurt so much! But what hurts more is the cruel fact that he is about to go out!
"Okay, apprentice, let's go, I will show you the world as a teacher." Fangzheng said with a chuckle, Hong Boy felt terrified no matter what he heard...
However, it was useless to say anything, and was still dragged by Fang Zheng to the Wuxiang Gate!
Fangzheng said in a low voice: "Idiot, Wuxiangmen's mission is to save good people from suffering, and they probably won't be able to abuse you. But it's hard to say if you stay on the mountain..."
Hong Haier was taken aback for a moment, then thought about it carefully, it seems that this is really the case! Then he said ecstatically, "So that's the case, haha!"
The moment the two walked into Wuxiang Gate, they vaguely heard someone shouting: "Is long hair so important?"
long hair?
"What do you mean?" Fangzheng and Honghaier stood on the side of the street, looking at each other, completely confused!