Chapter 455 Show Affection 【Subscription】

Fangzheng was not tempted at all, and said disapprovingly: "However, I can't go. Linyuan Xianyu is useless. It's better to be down-to-earth and do a good job in front of you. By the way, did you tick this word or not?" Fangzheng changed the topic asked.

This is Fangzheng, he won't be obsessed with high-mindedness and indulging in fantasies, what is in front of him is the most real! If you look at the past, you can check your own mistakes; if you do well in the present, you can control the future. Standing on tiptoe to look at the mountains in the distance, I will never reach the top of the mountain in my life...

After Honghaier's patient explanation, Fangzheng finally understood how to practice Qi training. At night, Fangzheng sat cross-legged on the bed and adjusted his breathing...

The next day, when the sky was slightly bright, Fangzheng got up and woke up the monkey, Honghaier and others.

Red Boy rubbed his eyes and asked, "Master, what are you doing so early in the morning?"

"Whatever, I'm going to take you down the mountain for the teacher. Of course, if you don't want to go, you can stay on the mountain." Fangzheng said.

"Go!" Hong Haier regained his energy when he heard that he could go down the mountain.

"Then prepare quickly." Fangzheng said with a smile.

So Honghaier hurried back, washed himself up, and came out refreshed. The little blue monk's clothes on him looked extraordinarily energetic.

The monkey has been following Fangzheng, the squirrel is holding a nut, and it is called breakfast; the lone wolf is urinating, and it is considered ready.

Seeing that everyone was ready, Fangzheng waved his hand and went down the mountain together.

"Master, what's the matter going down the mountain today?" The squirrel asked curiously like a baby.

"It's a festival today. I'll take you to experience the festival on earth." Fangzheng said solemnly, but there was a wicked smile in his eyes.

"Master, didn't you say that today is Chinese Valentine's Day, so it has nothing to do with us? Now that you're going down the mountain, are you going to abuse the dog?" Hong Haier surfs the Internet every day, so she naturally knows a lot.

But some people never surf the Internet, for example...

"Why abuse me?" Lone Wolf asked cutely.

Fangzheng and Honghaier: "..."

Fangzheng brought back the topic and said: "Entry into the WTO is also practice, let's go to hell today to experience the feeling of abusing a dog... hey..."

The squirrel is cute, I don't understand what it means, and the lone wolf can't understand it either, but I always feel that the chrysanthemum is tight and I feel like I am about to be abused. It doesn't matter to the monkey, just follow the master and learn. At the same time, he secretly records Fang Zheng's words and deeds, and then learns accordingly. Hong Hai'er looked like that, as expected, but he didn't care!

However, is this really the case?

After descending the mountain, Fangzheng saw Wang Yougui coming out on a motorcycle just after dawn, with a big cardboard box pulled on the back seat of the car.

"Master Wang, good morning." Fangzheng stepped forward to salute.

Wang Yougui laughed loudly and said, "Abbot Fangzheng, good morning, what kind of wind is blowing you all down the mountain today."

Fangzheng smiled and said, "Xiangfeng, benefactor, you went out so early, did you buy any good things and came back?"

Old Wang Yougui blushed, and said with a hey smile: "Isn't today a holiday, I bought some gifts for my family, and I also learn from young people, romantic and romantic..."

Fangzheng leaned over to take a look, and immediately smiled. There was actually a large bouquet of roses in the big box, and he clasped his hands together and said, "Amitabha, the benefactor, really keeps pace with the times, admiration..."

"Get out, don't tell anyone, or I won't break your leg." Old Wang Yougui blushed. Generally speaking, for old couples in the village, it would be fashionable to give some clothes. He is definitely the one who gives roses. One, if it gets out, he feels that it will be on the headlines of the villagers' board tomorrow.

As a result, just after Wang Yougui entered the room, he heard the ecstatic laughter of Wang Yougui's wife coming from the room, and at the same time there was scolding: "You old thing, you are so old, you give this thing! It is shameful to lose it! Waste of money, return it!" Go back, go back, I don't want it! Oh, what are you doing? Why are you kneeling?"

"Honey, you've worked hard all these years!"

"You... bastard, as long as you know."

"Honey, come and kiss me..."

...

Hearing these disgusting words, Fangzheng, Lone Wolf, Squirrel, and Red Boy shuddered collectively. Thinking about the appearance of the two people in the picture, they shuddered again.

The squirrel said bitterly: "Master, why do I feel so frightened, so scary?"

The lone wolf also said: "Human beings are really scary, what you said, I'm in a hurry..."

"Master, disciple, let's go back to the mountain." Monkey said.

Fangzheng gave them a blank look, and didn't bother to talk to these guys. This is just the beginning, where is it going?

Seeing that Fangzheng was silent, Squirrel asked curiously: "Master, that flower is so beautiful, what does sending that flower represent?"

"Idiot, that represents love, fiery love...Forget it, you don't understand." Red Boy shook his head and said.

As a result, the squirrel rolled his eyes at him and said, "Isn't it just to find a spouse? Human beings are so speechless. When we find a spouse, we always give pine nuts. We have enough food, and there are no unjust female squirrels."

The lone wolf said: "As long as we are strong enough, don't female wolves come in packs? It's much easier than you guys to see which one to grab which one."

The monkey nodded and said, "We are similar, but we still need to pay attention."

Hong Hai'er sneered: "Tch... I'm still the king Shu Tan. Back then, when I was just born, my mother prepared three thousand maids for me, and eight hundred servants..."

Boom! Boom boom boom!

A series of thuds sounded, and Fangzheng thumped one by one. He snorted coldly and said, "Stop bragging, you are all monks now, and women will have nothing to do with you in the future. No matter how much you talk about it, it will be useless. Today, you Just take care of it!"

"What are you looking at?" The squirrel asked with tears in its eyes, covering its head.

Fangzheng paused every word, and said forcefully: "Watch others pick up girls! Post girls, boyfriends, and feelings! Kiss me and me, flirt!"

"Pfft!" The nuts in the squirrel's mouth sprayed.

The monkey clasped his hands together and said, "Master, I suddenly remembered that the yard hasn't been cleaned, or I should go back and sweep the floor." I just watched an old version of Enai, and I already had goosebumps all over the place. Looking at it, the monkey felt that he would doubt whether his heart to the Buddha was firm.

Hong Hai'er also said: "Master, my stomach hurts and I want to go back to the bathroom."

Just as the squirrel was about to speak, Fangzheng glanced sideways and said first: "Jingzhen, monks don't lie, I will give you another chance to reorganize the language as a teacher, what did you just say?"

The monkey looked at Fangzheng with a smirk on his face and shivered, "That...master, my apprentice is following your footsteps. Amitabha..."

Fangzheng looked at Honghaier again, and said with a smile: "Apprentice, it's fair to be a teacher, and I will give you a chance to reorganize the language."

"Master, if you go forward boldly, this disciple will never be half a step behind!" Hong Haier hurriedly expressed his opinion.

Fang Zheng nodded in satisfaction, looked at the squirrel with his mouth slightly open and said, "Jing Kuan, what do you want to say?"