Chapter 479 The Poor Monk Does Not Discriminate Against Snoring 【Subscription】
Sun Pu didn't hear anything wrong, and smiled and said: "The name is not good, it is too common now, if you choose a good name, you may be very successful now."
"How long have you been here?" Fangzheng asked curiously.
"One year." Sun Pu replied.
Fangzheng said: "One year, twelve months..." He added in his heart, more than a dozen times a month, and hundreds of times in a year just washing other people's feet, no wonder the technique is so proficient! If this guy quits pyramid schemes and goes back to work as a foot cleaner, pedicure shop or something, he might make a fortune...
After washing his feet, Xu Yin brought a bowl of water, put it beside him, and said, "It's hot, I'm thirsty at night, you can drink it."
Fangzheng thanked him again and again, although Xu Yin didn't have a good stomach, but Fangzheng still understood the reason why he didn't hit the smiling face with his hand.
Xu Yin said another word, and left.
Sun Pu approached Fangzheng and asked, "Master, do you really plan to stay here for a long time?"
"Yes, the poor monk thinks this place is very good. Everyone is very friendly, like a family. The poor monk plans to live here forever. As long as you don't drive the poor monk away, the poor monk will always live here." Fang Zheng replied road.
When Sun Pu heard it, he laughed, but the smile was more of a sneer, and he thought, "I'm afraid I'm going to cry and leave tomorrow..."
Others had the same idea. At around 9:30, the door was turned off and the lights were turned off. Once the door was closed, the draft in the hall was also reduced, and there were many people in the room. For a while, it was so hot that many people tossed and turned and couldn't fall asleep. Fangzheng couldn't help but asked, "Are you still asleep?"
Sun Pu replied: "It's okay, think about the direction of life, review what you learned today, don't sleep for now." He was also embarrassed to say that he was too hot to fall asleep.
Someone else responded: "Master, you should go to sleep first. Our group likes to snore, and the sound is loud. If you go to bed first, you won't be able to sleep."
"Haha... yes, go to sleep." Someone responded.
Fangzheng immediately said righteously: "What are you talking about? The poor monk is a monk. Now that he has entered the world, he has to follow the customs of the country. It's just snoring. It's not a big deal. Don't worry, the poor monk is not so stingy. I can't sleep because of snoring, or I'm angry or something. The poor monk doesn't discriminate against people who snore..."
"The mage is right. You are worthy of being an eminent monk, but you are enlightened." Sun Pu said.
"That's right, what's the matter with snoring? You didn't eat your food or spend your money when you snored. Master, I support you in this matter!"
"That's right, it's fate for us to be together, it's just snoring, it's okay."
The few people who were still unhappy about losing money suddenly spoke.
"Okay, you guys are all snoring, one is louder than the other, at this time, I have no right to speak. It's better for the mage to say..."
Fangzheng responded with a smile, and everyone talked for a while before falling asleep. But the weather is so hot that I can't sleep...
However, some people fell asleep and fell asleep, and then...
"Huh!! Luh!!"
A loud snoring sounded, and Sun Pu, who was finally a little sleepy, was so frightened that he sat up, looking like a dead body next to him. They looked at each other, and finally their eyes fell on the source of the snoring - Fang Zheng!
"Grass, no wonder he said it so nicely. It turns out that he snores more than all of us combined..." a snoring guy cursed.
"Sun Pu, what should I do? It's so loud, how can I sleep here?" a woman complained.
"You ask me, who should I ask? Aren't you bragging just now? Didn't you all say that snoring is okay? Why don't you say it now?" Sun Pu said.
"Just now, didn't you say that, why are you blaming us now?" one person asked.
Sun Pu said as a matter of course: "Yes, that's why I won't wake him up."
"If you don't bark, I won't bark either."
"Then let's suffer together."
"Snoring!" There was a loud snoring sound, and for some unknown reason, the sound seemed to be ringing in the ears, and it made several people's ears hurt.
Sun Pu covered his ears and scolded: "Fuck, this isn't snoring, it's thunder!"
The others also scolded, deliberately raising their voices, trying to wake Fangzheng up, but they found sadly that after their voices increased, Fangzheng's snoring also increased. One by one, those who hugged their heads, those who pressed pillows, and those who rolled up quilts, used all kinds of tricks.
"Be patient, after a while, I think we won't fight anymore," Sun Pu said.
As a result, ten minutes passed.
"Huh!! Luh!!——"
Twenty minutes passed.
"Huh!! Luh!!~~"
"Grass, I can't take it anymore, I'm going out to sleep!" One person finally couldn't bear it any longer, his eyes were bloodshot, got up, and was carried out with a towel in his arms.
"I can't take it anymore, I'm going out too." A woman went out with a pillow and a sheet.
"I am coming too……"
Thirty minutes later, Sun Pu was the only one left in the room. Looking at the empty room and listening to the explosion of thunder nearby, Sun Pu finally surrendered and went out with the quilt in his arms.
After everyone left, Fangzheng opened his eyes slightly, showing a smirk, but Yimeng Huangliang's supernatural powers were withdrawn, turned over, and continued to sleep.
The next day, Fangzheng woke up before the chickens in the village crowed. He was used to going to bed early and getting up early. Looking at the empty house, he smiled even brighter. Pushing the door open, I saw a group of people lying under the eaves outside, wrapped in quilts, lying sideways, kicking their legs, in various sleeping positions. Similarly, the bags on the body were kissed by mosquitoes one after another, and many people were still scratching them in their sleep.
Fangzheng felt a little sympathetic to them when he saw this. Did he go too far by doing this?
But when Fangzheng turned his head and saw the big iron chain on the gate and the two gatekeepers who were sitting and falling asleep at the gate, the sympathy in his heart disappeared instantly.
Fangzheng nodded, walked into the kitchen, turned around, looked at the kitchen knife on it, the good ones were all cut, Fangzheng picked it up, tried it, even the blunt one was hard to cut vegetables! Looking at the people outside, Fangzheng shook his head slightly, thinking: "To prevent others from committing suicide or armed riots, I will do everything I can..."
At this time, Fangzheng's eyes fell on several objects, and then he showed a smirk... "It's you!"
"Bang!"
"Bang!"
"Bang!"
Sun Pu was sleeping soundly, when suddenly he heard a sound like knocking on a Poro, and the sound was surprisingly loud! I was so frightened that my whole body trembled, and I woke up suddenly, but I was covered in cold sweat! However, he couldn't care anymore, his eyes were red, and he looked angrily at the source of the voice!
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