Chapter 38 Impressed [Part 2]

A few people gobbled it up and finished it in no time!

After eating, men and women, fat or thin, stared at Fang Zheng with big eyes.

Fangzheng spread his hands and said: "Several benefactors, they drank the water and ate the food. Maybe they listened to the poor monk?"

"Master, tell me. But before I say it, can I have some more rice? You don't know what kind of rice it is, it's the best rice I've ever eaten in my life! The more you eat, the hungrier you get." Fatty called road.

Fangzheng shook his head resolutely, joking, he doesn't have enough to eat, so give these people food? Did he think he wasn't starving to death fast enough, so he wanted to speed it up?

The fat man wanted to say something, Jiang Ting pulled the fat man and said: "Okay, fat man, accept it when you see it. It is already a great kindness for the master to give me food."

Sure enough, the fat man shut up, his mouth is soft when he eats people, but his hands are short when he grabs people. In addition, the various miraculous features of this temple really convinced him a little.

Jiang Ting stepped forward and said: "Master, you were going to tell me something before, but unfortunately, Jiang Ting didn't know what is good and bad, so he didn't listen. Please don't take offense, Master. If you have anything to say, just say it."

"Yes, yes, just say it, don't say that our Yintang is black, bloody disaster or something. That thing, it sounds like a liar." The fat man shouted without holding back.

The monkey kicked up, and the fat man said aggrievedly, "Monkey, why are you kicking me? Didn't you say that?"

"Say the fart! Shut up! If you talk again, the car will let you go down, and you can walk back by yourself!" the monkey scolded.

The fat man wanted to say something, but in the end, everyone glared at him collectively! The fat man shut up decisively.

Only then did the monkey meet Zheng Zheng, and said with a sarcastic smile, "Master, don't blame me, you can just say it."

Fangzheng smiled wryly, these guys are all fortune tellers, right? Why is it so accurate every time he wants to speak? Fang Datong last time, and this fat man this time, almost all graduated from a seminary.

But Fangzheng still said, for nothing else, two lives, two chances to draw a lottery! He couldn't bear to miss it. So Fangzheng said: "Several benefactors, you only need to agree to one request from the poor monk."

"Oh? Even though the master said, we dare not go up the mountain of swords or into the sea of ​​fire. But we can still do what we can." The monkey didn't dare to speak out. , he really didn't dare to boast.

Fangzheng smiled and said: "The poor monk doesn't need other people to do anything. The benefactor and the female benefactor promised the poor monk that if there are four trucks pulling coal in the future, don't overtake them and slow down." Just keep a safe distance between cars.”

"Ah? That's it?" Hou Zi and Lu Xiaoya were stunned.

Jiang Ting, Fatty, and Ruan Ying were also stunned. They didn't expect the master in front of him to circle around and say such a nonsensical remark.

The monkey was also excited, and immediately asked: "Master, what did you figure out?"

Fangzheng shook his head and said, "The benefactor doesn't need to ask any more questions. You just need to remember what the poor monk said, and if you do it, you will repay today's love." Bar?"

"As long as you don't tell the whole truth, it's just a guide, it doesn't count. But you said a little too much today, it's better to say less in the future." The system reminded.

Only then did Fangzheng heave a sigh of relief. He was really afraid that the system would give him another bad review, point deduction or something. It would be really depressing if he didn't get a good reward after completing the task. After all, this task is very strenuous.

It’s all said and done, what else can the monkey say?

The monkey opened its mouth, screamed, and said angrily, "Lu Xiaoya, why are you pinching me?"

"Master is talking to you, why are you in a daze? Hurry up." Lu Xiaoya glared.

Houzi originally wanted to ask some questions, but he was forced by his woman so he stopped asking, and simply said, "Master, don't worry, I will remember what you said. If you really encounter it, you will never overtake and drive at a safe distance." .”

Fangzheng smiled with satisfaction, and made a gesture of invitation: "Several benefactors, it's getting late, let's go down the mountain as soon as possible. I don't stay overnight on this mountain."

Monkey, Fatty, Jiang Ting and others were indeed tired. Although they drank water and ate crystal rice, humans are not machines after all. So they bid farewell and left. The few people went down the mountain safely, returned to the car, and looked back at Yizhi Mountain. There were clouds and fog on the mountain, hazy, like a dream.

Jiang Ting silently took out his phone, took a photo, and posted a brand new Weibo: "Today, I climbed up the One Finger Mountain with Fatty, Monkey, Xiaoya, and Yinger, and saw the One Finger Temple. It’s been the most fulfilling, strange and dreamy day since I was a child. Until now, I still feel like I’m in a dream. Can anyone tell me if I’m dreaming or awake?”

Jiang Ting originally wanted to write a sentence about Fangzheng, but the handsome bald monk with a sunny smile flashed in his mind, and his pretty face flushed, but he didn't know how to write it. I am always afraid of making a mistake and misunderstanding...

With the sound of Fatty's whistle, Jiang Ting came back to his senses and left.

Fangzheng looked at the backs of several people leaving, and cursed in his heart: "You bastards, eat and drink from the poor family, at least offer incense sticks! You don't even leave any money for the incense, so you have to knock the door off!"

After Fangzheng finished cursing, he still didn't give up. He went back to the main hall and searched inside and out. He found everything under the incense burner, under the altar table, and under the futon... Then he was dejected and sighed. He went back to the backyard and went to sleep. up. This night, he was so disappointed that he couldn't sleep...

"Ding! As a master, worrying about gains and losses does not meet the system's requirements for you. Sometimes there is no demand for hits, and there are times when hits are not required."

"Is this a comfort for your conscience to vent?" Fang Zheng asked.

"Ding! I just remind you that if you don't sleep, you will be hungrier."

"You..." Fangzheng rubbed his stomach, it's not because he's hungry! For lunch, he showed compassion and cooked a pot of rice for Jiang Ting and others. Now that there is not much rice, he wanted to save money. So I decided not to eat dinner and go to bed early, so that I won’t be hungry when I fall asleep.

However, when the system reminded him, he realized—hungry!

Aww... outside, the lone wolf is also hungry...

At the foot of the mountain, three cars entered Yizhi Village, making a detour to get out of the village.

In the morning, Song Ergou, who said Fangzheng was not, squatted in the corner after dinner, really bragging. Seeing the luxury car coming out, he immediately shouted: "Hey! How are you guys doing on the mountain? What did Fangzheng tell you?"

The window was rolled down, and the fat man stretched out a thumb and said, "This temple is amazing! I will come back in the future!"

Then kick the accelerator and go!