The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

Chapter 33 Controversy over a Bowl of Water【For Collection】

Fang Zheng naturally knew how delicious his rootless purified water was, but he didn't intend to give this water to these people. He drank it all up, and he still had to fetch water! This is physical work!

"Amitabha, don't do this to the benefactors. Each person can only have one bowl. This is the rule of this temple. One bowl of water is enough to quench your thirst." Fang Zheng said.

The fat man wanted to say something more, but the monkey immediately said: "Fatty man, are you obsessed? It's just a drink of water, what are you doing? If you don't have to drink, you don't have to drink. I'm dying of thirst. Master, give me a bowl too?" For Fangzheng, the monkey no longer looked at him like a liar, but respected him a little more.

Fangzheng nodded, turned around, and fetched water.

The fat man mumbled and complained behind him: "Really, I have never seen such a stingy monk, and he only gave one bowl of water. One bowl is just one bowl, and it is such a small bowl."

"Okay, fat man, don't talk about it. That bowl is not too small, it's a big bowl. I can't drink such a big bowl. I'll share half of it later." Ruan Ying whispered.

When the fat man heard this, he was immediately happy, hugged Ruan Ying and smiled foolishly: "Our Yingying is better, haha..."

"Could you two be careful? There's still a single dog here? Give me dog food again, and go down the mountain to deflate your car tires." Jiang Ting couldn't take it anymore and threatened.

Ruan Ying's pretty face was flushed, and the fat man shouted proudly, "Jiang Ting, it's time for you to find someone..."

"You don't need to worry about it." Jiang Ting turned his head, but Fangzheng came out with a bowl in each hand, and the bowl was filled with water. Fangzheng was not walking slowly, and the ground was uneven, but he didn't spill a drop of water. Seeing this, Jiang Ting secretly marveled in his heart, thinking, could there be something wrong with the water? Otherwise, how could the water not spill out?

Just as he was wondering, the monkey had already taken a bowl, but it was too full, and the water spilled out all at once. Only then did Jiang Ting know that the water was fine, but the people had the problem! I am amazed in my heart, how steady is the monk's hand to do this?

The fat man next to the monkey looked at the monkey, staring at the water, but refused to drink, and couldn't help but said: "Monkey, if you are not thirsty, I will help you drink it."

"Go away." After the monkey finished speaking, he shook his hand, but the fat man grabbed his hand and said with a twisted face, "Monkey, don't waste it. I'll lick it for you."

"Get out!" The monkey was really disgusted by the fat man's appearance, turned around, raised his head and took a big gulp!

However, the next moment, the monkey's eyes widened, and then it stopped suddenly, carefully protecting the bowl in its arms.

"Monkey, what are you doing? Why don't you drink? Are you full? Shall I drink for you?" The fat man came up again.

"Fatty man, let me tell you why you are asking for water so shamelessly. It turns out there is a way here! Let me tell you, this water is mine, and you don't even want to touch a drop of it!" The monkey tightly guarded the bowl in his arms.

The fat man pursed his lips, swallowed his saliva and said, "What are you talking about? Am I that kind of person? Your wife is drinking water."

When the monkey turned around, he felt his shoulders sinking, and when he turned his head, it was the fat man lying on his shoulders, sticking out his head, sticking out his tongue, licking wildly at the water in the bowl!

"Fuck!" The monkey became angry on the spot!

Others were dumbfounded!

Fangzheng was also a little dazed, he knew that this water was very delicious, it could relieve physical and mental fatigue, and it could also provide moisture to all cells, that feeling of comfort and coolness all over the body was definitely better than smoking marijuana! Not to mention those so-called icy drinks. However, the fat man's behavior really made him speechless, and he was thinking about whether to give this guy another bowl.

But thinking of the jerk's expression when this guy came in, Fang Zheng immediately gave up the idea.

Jiang Ting, Lu Xiaoya, and Ruan Ying were completely stunned, not understanding what the hell these two guys were doing.

Before the three of them could ask questions, the monkey kicked the fat man away and said angrily, "Damn fat man, you've gone too far! This is my water!"

The fat man spread his hands and said: "I'm sorry, I couldn't help it. If you don't dislike it, you can drink it. Or I will invite you to Dahonglou to have a big meal tonight! You can order whatever you want, and I will treat you! But this How about water for me?"

The monkey stared at the fat man angrily, and said, "You absolutely did it on purpose!"

Lu Xiaoya leaned over and said, "Fatty, are you serious? A treat from the Great Red Mansion?"

"Must! Xiaoya, if you give me your bowl of water, brother can help you buy a new LV bag! How about it?" the fat man said immediately.

"Really?! But..." Lu Xiaoya was about to speak.

"No!" The monkey suddenly shouted: "Absolutely not! Xiaoya, you drink your water. This fat man hacked half of my bowl of water, and still wants to cheat your water? No way! Isn't it just an LV bag? I'll give it to you purchase!"

"Monkey, you're so kind." Lu Xiaoya burst into a smile, and she was also curious about the charm of this water that made these two creatures so noisy.

The fat man said, "Monkey, what about your half bowl of water?"

"Gudong!" The monkey drank it in one gulp!

Fangzheng rolled his eyes and turned around, it was so disgusting... I can't stand it anymore!

Lu Xiaoya, Ruan Ying, and Jiang Ting couldn't take it anymore and turned around.

The fat man was dumbfounded, and shouted: "Damn it, you...you really don't dislike it?"

The monkey snorted, "Compared with this water, what is your little saliva?"

"Master, is this bowl mine?" Lu Xiaoya was so curious that she couldn't help it, and ran to Fang Zheng and asked.

Fangzheng nodded and said, "Yes."

Lu Xiaoya finally took a sip of the bowl in Fangzheng's hand, looking very ladylike. Her movements are elegant, and it is obvious that although she looks lively and active, she is actually a very well-bred girl.

But the next moment...

Lu Xiaoya turned over the bowl and drank heavily.

Seeing this, the noisy monkey and fat man stopped immediately. The fat man kicked the monkey, and the monkey tentatively said, "Xiaoya, save me a bite?"

Snapped!

Lu Xiaoya slapped the monkey on the head, raised the bowl with one hand, and ate it all! After pouring for a long time, I was sure that there was no water, so I put down the bowl reluctantly, then stared at him, and said with a groan: "Smelly monkey, you don't want to leave me a sip of such delicious water. I still want to drink it." mine?"

The monkey cried immediately, feeling that Lu Xiaoya was still thinking about his water! Really lost my wife and broke my army... But the monkey immediately said: "I kept it for you! I was licked by the fat man! Can I give you this kind of water? Can you drink it?"

Lu Xiaoya looked at the fat man gloomyly, and the fat man raised his hand high and said, "I invite you to dinner!"

Lu Xiaoya laughed immediately.

While several people were talking, Fangzheng fetched two more bowls of water and said, "You two benefactors, do you want to drink?"

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