Chapter 28 One Palm 【Favorite】

The monkey laughed and said, "Look at you like that, what's so strange about it? I guess some kind of pure and calming spices or perfumes are placed in this temple, and such flowers and plants are planted. Otherwise, there would be no such As a result, this is not a famous ancient temple, and it doesn’t have that heritage.”

While the monkey was talking, when he came to the door, he was surprised to find that many of his original distracting thoughts disappeared at once, and he felt much more comfortable. But he still insisted: "Hey, the effect of this medicine is quite strong. Come on, we really met a liar, Brother Monkey, I have been to countless temples, and no temple has such a strong soothing effect. Look at it quickly, and leave quickly after reading it, this is not a place to stay for a long time."

After finishing speaking, the monkey patted the big vermilion iron gate, and said with a smile: "Not to mention, this big iron gate is thick enough, a full five centimeters thick, such a thick iron gate, can be used as a gate. Listen to this voice, how sincere, how timid the owner of this temple is, to have such a thick gate?"

The fat man tapped and smiled: "It's really thick."

Everyone followed suit.

"Amitabha!"

"Oh my god!" The fat man who was slipping away was frightened by Fangzheng's Buddha's name and jumped up on the spot. When he saw that he was a fair-skinned and handsome young monk, he was relieved and became more courageous. He shouted: "You monk, are you sick? You don't say hello when you come, but you pop out suddenly, scaring people to death? Don't you know that people are scary and scared to death?"

Fangzheng cursed in his heart: "I've been standing here f*ckingly for a long time, and you bastards have been nagging for a long time, but no one looked at me. Is it my fault?"

Fortunately, at this moment, Jiang Ting grabbed the furious fat man and said, "I've been standing here for a long time, and you didn't see it, so you blame him?"

The fat man was immediately embarrassed, but he didn't mean to apologize.

Jiang Ting said: "Master, hello, are you from this monastery?"

Seeing Jiang Ting speak for him, Fangzheng naturally felt better, and responded with a smile: "Fangzheng, the poor monk, is the abbot of this finger temple and the only monk here."

Hearing this, Jiang Ting and the others blushed and said bad things in front of them, regardless of whether they were bad people or not, they didn't do that. Moreover, if you do this, even a good person will become a bad person...

Jiang Ting said embarrassingly: "Master, that, we were talking nonsense just now, don't take it seriously."

"Amitabha, the female benefactor is being polite. What you said is normal, how can the poor monk be angry?" Fangzheng said so, but in his heart he wanted to close the door and let the dogs go, driving the fat and skinny people out. , Call him a liar in front of your face, uncle can bear it, auntie can't bear it! But he is a monk, he still has to endure! My heart is called a miserable...

"Okay, don't be a master. Jiang Ting, look, this is a little monk who is younger than us. To put it bluntly, this is a small temple, and he is the only one. Put it in a bigger temple. , that is, the stuff of the shaman who sweeps the floor. Kid, don’t pretend, tell me honestly, did you build this temple? Where is your hometown? Is it a liar?” road.

Hearing this, Jiang Ting pulled the monkey and said, "Monkey, don't do this."

The monkey didn't care. He raised his head and yelled, "You are not afraid of the slanting shadow when you are upright, and you are not afraid of ghosts knocking on the door if you have done nothing wrong. If you are really a good person, what should I say? Besides, did I say something wrong? You Look at the melon seeds on this monk’s head, it’s as bright as oil, and his skin is whiter than yours. Is this kind of person a monk who endures hardships and sleeps alone on the mountain? He must be a liar ! And the ability to deceive people is not small. But I met Brother Monkey today, so that's all."

Fangzheng heard the words, his heart was full of anger, but he couldn't get angry, and said: "The benefactor's words are so unreasonable. The poor monk has practiced in Yizhi Temple since he was a child, and everyone knows the name of the village under the mountain. How did you become a liar when you grew up with rice?"

"Hey, did you spend the money? The money is in place, can you help you lie?" The monkey cut.

The fat man next to him shouted: "Look, everyone, there is a WIFI signal here! Tsk tsk, you monk is so trendy, and you still surf the Internet? Are you watching island movies?"

When Lu Xiaoya and Ruan Ying heard this, they quickly took out their mobile phones. Sure enough, there was a WIFI signal, and the signal was still full. Obviously, it was not covered by the mountain. They all looked at Fang Zheng suspiciously.

Jiang Ting also looked at Fangzheng curiously.

Fangzheng said calmly: "The poor monk is only practicing, not a savage. Is it strange to have a WIFI signal? Besides, this WIFI is installed by the government. You can go down the mountain and ask."

"Okay, I won't talk to you. We are just here to see, and you don't care about us. If you don't follow us, I will treat you as a master. If you talk to us and say unlucky things, don't blame me Fatty, I don't recognize people with my fists." The fat man said impatiently.

Fangzheng has long been impatient, since they are not welcoming, Fangzheng is too lazy to bother with them, so he turns around and leaves.

But at the moment of turning around, the scenery in front of Fang Zheng's eyes suddenly changed!

At that moment, Fangzheng saw five people driving on the highway, and the monkey drove Lu Xiaoya all the way, leaving Fatty and Jiang Ting behind. At this moment, a large convoy of vehicles appeared ahead, and the monkey laughed loudly and said, "Look at me letting the fat man eat ashes!"

After finishing speaking, the monkey kicked the accelerator and rushed up, ready to overtake the convoy! There are four carts in the convoy, which are full of coal. Seeing that the monkey passed the two carts smoothly, the cart in front suddenly turned on its turn signal and ran into the overtaking lane.

The monkey cursed loudly: "Damn it, he can't run fast, what are you doing here to overtake the lane?"

As soon as the words fell, there was a piercing sound of brakes, and the big car in front was braking crazily!

The speed of the monkey car was very fast, and it was about to collide, so it turned quickly and rushed into the convoy. As a result, the big car in front also started to brake, and the big car behind followed suit, but the big car was too heavy to stop. !

Monkey's car also couldn't stop, and hit the rear of the big car in front with a bang!

At that moment, Hou Zi and Lu Xiaoya were stunned. Before they could recover, they heard a bang, and something hit the rear compartment. The next moment, they were horrified to see their car deformed rapidly, and they screamed. With a sound, it turned into a meatloaf...

Seeing the scene of blood splattering, Fangzheng was terrified, and his forehead was covered with cold sweat!

"Master? Master?!" At this moment, a burst of shouts woke Fang Zheng up.

Fangzheng suddenly came back to his senses, but he waved his hand in panic and slapped it on the iron gate behind him!