The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

Chapter 20 Two! Two! 【Favorites】

Du Mei said, "Doctor, this time is really different."

"Eating earth prescriptions again? And a barefoot doctor is treating you again?" the doctor said helplessly.

The doctor's voice is not low, and the county is so big, Du Mei and Yang Hua's condition is so special, so many people in the hospital know about them. Seeing them coming again, they were all discussing on the sidelines.

A young nurse pulled the head nurse and said curiously: "Sister, what's going on? If people want to check, let's check it for them?"

"Hehe, Jiang Ting, these two are celebrities. They have been inspected three times in three months. The last time was at the beginning of this month, and the result came again. The inspection is not a problem, the problem is, you look at them Is it meaningless to waste money on it? Dr. Sun also kindly..." said the head nurse.

"Why are they so persistent? They can't give birth naturally, so they can't think of other ways?" Jiang Ting, a little nurse, asked curiously.

When the head nurse heard it, she was immediately happy: "Any other way? They think more than you. I guess they have tried all kinds of local recipes from ten miles and eight villages, and the secret recipes handed down from their ancestors. No, every time I try it, I feel If they are good, they will come for a check-up. Hey..." Speaking of this, the head nurse sighed: "People in our country are all old traditions. There are three kinds of unfilial piety, and having no descendants is the biggest. The two are actually poor people..."

Jiang Ting nodded slightly and said, "Then what should we do?"

"What can I do? People insist on doing it, so let's do it. But let me tell you, it's useless to make flowers!" said the head nurse.

Jiang Ting asked: "What if..."

"There is no chance. If there is a chance, I will eat our B-ultrasound machine." Before the head nurse could speak, Dr. Sun had already called out.

Jiang Ting looked at the head nurse, who snorted and said, "Let's eat together!"

Jiang Ting laughed out loud: "I still can't imagine you eating a machine with Dr. Sun..."

"Okay, damn girl, go to work. Don't look around here." The head nurse drove Jiang Ting away.

On the other side, Yang Hua was also anxious, and shouted: "Doctor, this time is really different! Look, we bought a pregnancy test stick, and the result was successful!"

"What?" Dr. Sun was stunned. The result was a pregnancy test stick. After looking carefully, he came to the box and looked carefully. After looking again, he said, "Did you buy it from a small clinic?"

"Yes, how do you know?" Yang Hua asked.

Dr. Sun snorted, "Based on my years of experience, tell me it's fake!"

"Why?"

"If it's true, it's impossible to win! To put it bluntly, this thing costs three or two yuan, while our machine costs hundreds of thousands or millions of dollars! From the price point of view, we know who is more advanced, right? ?So, the machine said that you are not good enough, it is definitely not good. Besides, you did not check once or twice, and the error occurred once again. Can it still happen twice? Can it still happen three times? Is this impossible? If the machine is so No, I really screwed him up and ate it! So, this pregnancy test stick is probably fake." Dr. Sun said.

"Doctor Sun, what are you talking about? Is it possible to smash it?" At this moment, an old man in a white coat came over and asked.

Dr. Sun hurriedly said, "Hey, Director Zhao, are you here? This is how it happened..." Dr. Sun told the whole story.

After hearing this, Dean Zhao was also amused: "Three times it didn't work, but this time the pregnancy test stick was tested?"

"Yeah, it's not obvious that it's fake." Director Zhao said.

Dean Zhao nodded, and said to Yang Hua and his wife: "Both of you, I also suggest that you don't get checked. Of course, if you insist on checking, I won't stop you. As Dr. Sun said, if you are really pregnant Yes, it proves that my machine is not working, I will take the lead in smashing him, and we will eat together at night."

Yang Hua said with some embarrassment: "Is that thing edible? Don't be ridiculous..."

Du Mei kicked Yang Hua and said to Dean Zhao: "Dean Zhao, to tell you the truth, we were also desperate after we went back. But after we went to the temple to beg for a while, I felt it , It’s not that this month’s menstrual holiday didn’t come, so if you take the test, you will win.”

Dr. Sun immediately said: "The menstrual holiday may be delayed for a few days. This month has not passed yet. What's more, you don't believe in science, but you believe in God? If the temple asks for help, what do we doctors do?"

Du Mei immediately said: "Delivery!"

Dr. Sun was speechless...

Dean Zhao hurriedly said: "Okay, okay. Since you are determined, let's do the inspection. If you really have it, I will pay for the inspection fee. If not, you should follow our advice and go to the province to have a look." Let's see."

"Okay!" Yang Hua and Du Mei laughed.

The two followed Dr. Sun to check. In fact, the so-called examination is not that complicated. Although Yang Hua asked Du Mei to do B-ultrasound every time, Dr. Sun said that it was a waste of money. He didn't persuade them the first two times. This time, Dr. Sun refused to let them do it.

"Even if you are pregnant, you haven't been out for a month. What B-ultrasound? It takes at least forty days before the gestational sac can be seen clearly in the B-ultrasound. It is a waste of money to do it now. Listen to me and buy it." Bring the pregnancy test stick and the urine, and I'll test it for you." Dr. Sun said.

The two hurried to buy it, picked up the urine and sent it over.

Dr. Sun dripped a drop on the pregnancy test stick in front of the two of them...

"Two! Two! Two!" Yang Hua and Du Mei stared at the pregnancy test stick with wide eyes and shouted.

Dr. Sun said very speechlessly: "How about you two playing mahjong? Two or two, why don't you play mahjong?"

"Yeah! It's really two! Doctor, look, two! You hit it!" Yang Hua suddenly exclaimed in ecstasy.

Dr. Sun looked down and was taken aback. There were really two purple-red lines on the pregnancy test stick, which were extremely clear!

Dr. Sun's forehead was suddenly covered with sweat. I said so much before, and now this slap hurts a bit!

After reading it, Dean Zhao said: "Xiao Sun, you go to contact the manufacturer and come quickly to repair the machine! Isn't this a scam?"

"Dean, they might have been the two before..." Dr. Sun wanted to say something, but was blocked by Dean Zhao's eyes, and left obediently.

Yang Hua and Du Mei's voices were so loud, many people in the corridor heard their voices, and the nurses passed them on one by one, and it spread quickly.

When Jiang Ting heard this, he also had a look of incredulity, but looking at the pretty face of the head nurse next to him, he suddenly burst into laughter, and said with a smile: "Head nurse, we have a big meal tonight."

The head nurse gave her a blank stare, pretended to be deaf, and said, "What? I didn't hear that, oops, I have something else to do, so let's go first."

After speaking, the head nurse ran away.

Jiang Ting giggled, and moved to the door curiously, listening to the movement inside.

PS: I want to say that my wife also won! Ha ha……

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