Chapter 73 Pants! Pants! Pants! 【Favorites】
"You are self-aware." Jing Yan sneered.
Fangzheng frowned, thinking: Is this woman sick? He didn't even know this woman, why did he open his mouth and shut his mouth in cynicism? Is it awesome not to wear pants?
At this moment, Jing Yan was about to enter the temple, Fangzheng had an idea: "Benefactor, please stay."
"Little monk, what are you doing?" Jing Yan frowned, looking at Fang Zheng unhappily. I just had a closed door, went in and was kicked out by wolves, this time it's all right, can't I go in?
Fangzheng smiled and said, "Benefactor, the temple is a quiet place for Buddhism. Please put on your trousers before entering."
When Jing Yan heard this, she immediately became angry! This dead monk is which pot does not open and which pot to lift! Like a cat whose tail has been stepped on, Jing Yan said angrily: "Little monk, are you sincerely looking for trouble? My skirt was torn off by the wolf, didn't you see it?"
"Amitabha, if the benefactor wants the skirt, the poor monk will bring it to the benefactor. But the temple is a place of solemn dharma, and female benefactors should not be too revealing when entering." Fangzheng said.
Jing Yan was furious, pulled her leggings, and shouted: "You watch out for me! These are pants! Pants! Pants! Do you see them? These are pants, not naked!"
Click!
As soon as the words fell, there was a crisp sound, and Jing Yan's pants were ripped apart...
Fortunately, there were clothes to cover it, so they didn't lose their nakedness, but the eyes of the men around were clearly shining, obviously everyone understood what the meaning of this sound was! It's just that no one said it.
Chen Jing regretted it at this time, why should he be such a gentleman? If the clothes are not given to Jing Yan, maybe she can see something... Just thinking about it makes my blood boil!
Fang Zheng clasped his hands together, looked at Jing Yan with a smile, and said, "Amitabha!"
Needless to say anything, the meaning is too clear.
Jing Yan's pretty face was extremely red, and she stared at Fang Zheng with her big eyes. Fang Zheng smiled and looked at Jing Yan with a warm face.
In the end, Jing Yan stomped her feet, turned her head and shouted to the cameraman, "Why are you in a daze? Why don't you go down the mountain, go to the car and get me a pair of trousers?"
Only then did the cameraman come to his senses, put down the camera quickly, and ran down the mountain. He can't afford to offend Jing Yan, it's such a good opportunity to please her, it would be foolish not to do it.
Jing Yan gritted her teeth and stared at Fangzheng, but she couldn't say anything about entering the temple, so she went to find a stone and sat down angrily.
Seeing this, Fangzheng smiled with satisfaction.
"Little monk, can we go into the temple and have a look? By the way, burn some incense." Cai Fang asked at this time.
Fangzheng glanced suspiciously at Cai Fang, who was in his fifties, but still turned sideways, and said, "Benefactor, please..."
Cai Fang brought Xiao Luo into the temple, and Wu Changxi quickly got up and went in with a smirk. Fang Zheng was willing to compete, and he knew the winner or loser. As far as Fang Zheng's words are concerned, he has absolute confidence that he will win!
Chen Jing looked at Cai Fang in the monastery, then at Jing Yan who was alone, and resolutely went to Jing Yan's side to greet her.
Although Jing Yan didn't like Chen Jing, but in the wilderness, it was always good to have someone by her side, so she responded to it one way or the other. Lao Miao stood at a distance, so as not to be scolded for being a light bulb...
at this time……
"Little monk, are you a bodhi tree?" Cai Fang suddenly exclaimed, attracting everyone's attention.
Fangzheng clasped his hands together and said, "Amitabha, the benefactor has good eyesight, it is the bodhi tree."
"Impossible, the bodhi tree is a southern tree, why did it come to the north? Besides, this tree didn't freeze to death, and it still grows leaves in winter? Is this a sperm, or a hybrid?" Chen Jing stretched his neck towards the tree. Look inside, muttered.
Jing Yan also had a look of astonishment, she approached the door, but didn't go in, so as not to be told by the dead monk again, she shouted: "It's really a bodhi tree! This tree...isn't it too weird?" After finishing speaking, Jing Yan looked at Fangzheng.
There are black lines all over Fangzheng's forehead, you said the tree is weird, what do you think I am doing? Sajia is serious!
Cai Fang walked around the bodhi tree several times, and asked Ronaldinho to take many close-ups of the bodhi tree. This is definitely news. As for how big the news is, we will not know until we go back. But at the very least, it can be mixed with a good layout. With this linden tree, this trip is not in vain!
Jing Yan ran over in a rattling manner, picked up the camera, but couldn't go in? Should I stand at the door and take pictures of the head office?
Chen Jing and Lao Miao followed...
But Wu Changxi was about to cry, he was the one who came first, he patronized Fangzheng's words last time, and missed this news! Exclusive news, just give it up to others, don't mention how uncomfortable it is. But Wu Changxi is also smart. He immediately took pictures with his mobile phone, various selfies, and then shared them on Weibo and Moments! I didn't get the headlines, and neither do you.
Jing Yan, Cai Fang, and Chen Jing collectively cast murderous gazes, but Wu Changxi pretended not to see them.
"Okay, let's go, go to worship the Buddha and burn incense sticks." After Cai Fang finished speaking, he took Xiao Luo into the hall, and when he looked up, Cai Fang was dumbfounded! Sending Avalokitesvara!
Cai Fang finally understood why Fangzheng looked at him that way when he said he was going to offer incense. He came to ask for a child in his fifties? What a fucking dog!
However, Cai Fang had an idea and said, "Xiao Luo, this is Guanyin, you can ask for one."
Xiao Luo didn't know how to give birth to Avalokitesvara, so he almost knelt down. When he heard that it was Avalokitesvara, he smiled wryly and said, "Mr. Cai, I don't have a girlfriend yet. Why do I want a child? I don't have this ability myself?"
The two had no choice but to back out.
Fangzheng stood at the door, lamenting endlessly in his heart: "System, when will you get me another Buddha or Bodhisattva? How much incense is wasted just to send the son Guanyin?"
"Ding! The benefactor works hard to make money and do tasks, and there is a chance to get it. Come on."
"Come on, sir..." Fangzheng muttered in his heart, if only making money was so easy. As for the task? He had absolutely no hope for the task of one hundred sticks of incense, otherwise he would not have participated in this so-called competition. What is he doing, isn't it just to gain fame and earn some incense?
At the same time, at the foot of the mountain, a convoy entered Yizhi Village, attracting more villagers to watch. On the street, a man was wielding a big broom, half naked from the upper body, sweeping snow, and doing it in full swing. Hearing the sound of the car, he looked up. This person is none other than Song Ergou who mistakenly thought he had killed someone.
It's just that at this moment, Song Ergou's spirit is completely different. He used to be idle, but now he is full of energy, as if he has endless strength.
"My fellow, how do I get to One Finger Temple?" Ouyang Huazai asked as the car window fell.
"Are you going to One Finger Temple too? Just go straight along this road. You have too many cars, and it's not easy to back out if you go in. It's better to park in the village and walk in." Song Ergou said.
"Walk in? How far is it?" A beautiful face appeared from the car window, it was Ouyang Huazai's daughter Ouyang Fenghua.