Chapter 86 Why Do I Listen to You? 【Favorites】
"What's the share? Master, we donated it! You are a person with real ability, this temple is too shabby, we donated the 500,000 to you for repairing the temple. Master, can you give me a card number?" The monkey asked Learning from the past, he immediately interrupted Wu Changxi's words.
When Fangzheng heard this, he was overjoyed. If it was a share, he couldn't take it. If you donate, you can naturally stay. As for the bank card, he does have one, which happens to work.
Fangzheng said: "Amitabha, I would like to thank a few benefactors."
"Master, look, it's almost noon. Lunch..." The fat man rubbed his belly, licked his tongue and laughed. The meaning couldn't be more clear, this guy is playing Fangzheng Jingmi's idea!
Fangzheng smiled slightly, and said lightly: "This temple is a small temple, regardless of food and lodging, the main donor is hungry, so let's go down the mountain quickly."
The fat man's smile suddenly collapsed: "Master, can't you give me a stutter? Anyway, we also filled the water tank."
Fangzheng shook his head and said, "Water is fine, but rice is not. Last time I gave you food because you were exhausted and didn't eat for a day, so as not to faint on the mountain from hunger. This time, you guys should go down the mountain. If you want to eat in the monastery, Come back when this temple is upgraded to a medium-level temple, that's enough."
Fatty was helpless, looked at the small monastery, and asked, "Master, when will the monastery be upgraded?"
Fangzheng shook his head slightly: "The upgrade of the temple depends on the incense and scale. At present, I don't know..."
The monkey patted the fat man on the shoulder and said, "If you want to eat, go back and find a way to help promote the temple."
Fatty thought about it and could only do so, and was about to leave when Fatty suddenly shouted, "Master, why aren't you wearing shoes?"
Fangzheng's moon white monk's robe was very long, and because of the snow, when he stepped down, his foot landed in the snow. With the monk's robe covered, it was impossible to tell that Fangzheng was not wearing shoes. What's more, everyone was watching the game before, who would watch Fang Zheng's feet?
Hearing the fat man's shout, Hou Zi and Wu Changxi also looked down. Although Fang Zheng's feet could not be seen, the footprints they stepped on were very clear. Without the shoe prints, it was a complete footprint!
"Master, what... have you practiced?" Monkey asked in shock.
Hearing this, Fangzheng smiled wryly: "What gong? He practiced poor gong! Without cotton shoes, he could only rely on the protective power of the moon-white monk's robe to live barefoot... Although it is still cold, it will not freeze. Bad. Better than putting on his battered shoes, losing the protection of the monk's robe, and freezing like a dog."
But Fangzheng said: "Amitabha, the firepower of the poor monk is strong, this temperature is nothing."
"I know, the young man sleeps on the cold kang, all rely on firepower! Hey! Master, are you dry? How about I help you find a girl to help you vent your fire? I know, this matter is very uncomfortable. ...Hey hey..."
Before the fat man finished speaking, Fangzheng turned around, lifted the fat man's weight of more than 180 kilograms, and threw it out along the gate, and then said a Buddha's name: "Amitabha, bang!" The gate closed!
The fat man was dumbfounded, and the monkey and Wu Changxi who came out stared at the fat man angrily. The monkey and the fat man were not polite: "You grandson, what did you just say? The master is an eminent monk, and you want to introduce Miss to him? Are you out of your mind?"
The fat man wiped his nose and said without repentance: "Am I also thinking of Master... Lust is something that you can quit just as you say, it is not good for your health."
"Not good? You'll get better if I don't beat you! This time it's fine. If you can't enter the monastery in the future, why don't you accompany me to water!" The monkey rode on the fat man and was beaten violently. The fat man pushed the monkey away, and the wolf cried ghost The number ran down the hill.
A few people made a fuss all the way down the mountain, and the monkey slapped his forehead and didn't ask for the bank card number!
But the monkey is also smart, and immediately found WeChat, searched for people nearby, and found Fangzheng's WeChat account, added him as a friend, and then didn't transfer the money, just transferred the money through WeChat.
But at this moment, Fangzheng had a gloomy expression on his face.
"System, I'm so angry, can't I really vent it?" Fangzheng was just when the young man was full of anger, and no one said it was okay. How could Fangzheng not be moved by the fat man's hookup? But the heartbeat is the heartbeat, as a future master, he still has the basic concentration, especially when the system suddenly said: "Beware of impotence". Fangzheng decisively threw the fat man out...
"Yes!" The system replied with certainty.
Fangzheng breathed a sigh of relief, and said with a smile, "How to solve it?"
"Looking for a woman." The system said.
"Really?" Fangzheng's eyes lit up instantly.
"As long as you're not afraid of impotence for the rest of your life, feel free," the system said.
Fangzheng was instantly pissed off: "Can't you finish talking in one breath? Will you die if you don't take a big breath?"
"No, but communicating with idiots requires skill."
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Fangzheng: "There is really nothing we can do."
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"Be serious, can you give me a solution that works?" Fangzheng was almost losing his temper after being molested by the system.
"Reciting Buddhist scriptures will naturally bring peace of mind." The system said in a very serious manner.
Fangzheng raised a middle finger and pointed to the sky, and shouted, "Master Sun!"
Click! Boom!
Two thunderbolts landed in front of Fangzheng, and Fangzheng said dissatisfiedly: "My gesture and words are said together, should they be counted as one?"
"I said two, just two, if you don't agree, try to curse again."
Fang Zheng pointed to the sky and shouted: "Your uncle!"
Click! Another thunderbolt fell in front of him.
Then Fangzheng flicked his sleeves and left!
"It's one sentence short." The system reminded.
Fangzheng snorted and said, "You tell the Sa family to scold a few times? Why do the Sa family listen to you?" Another curse? There are only three chances a day, and the fourth time is going to hit him, Fang Zheng is not stupid.
Back in the backyard, Fangzheng took out his phone and flipped through it casually, only to find that there was an extra friend request. He saw that it was a monkey, so he added it casually.
As a result, as soon as it was added, the monkey transferred 500,000 yuan! Added a sentence: "Master, the bank card is too troublesome, so I just transferred it on WeChat! How about it, monkey I am a cow? The transfer amount is so domineering, haha..."
However, Fangzheng didn't read the text behind at all, but stared straight at the zero behind the half a million butts! One by one, they looked up with their fingers: "one, two, three, four, five... ouch, how much did five zeros come from? Count again, one, ten, hundred, thousand, ten thousand , 100,000...500,000...hahaha...system, I'm finally out of poverty, haha...I'm going to eat crystal rice every now and then!"
As a result, the system ignored him at all.
After counting the money, Fangzheng replied to the monkey: "Amitabha."