The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

Chapter 1319 I Don't Smile

Lao Zhang followed and said, "Exactly. As the saying goes, if you are not afraid of thieves stealing, you are afraid of thieves thinking about it. You can't guard such a large mountain every day."

Lao Li immediately said: "We report, we want to be tainted witnesses!"

Seeing the sincerity of the two guys above, the salty fish below said: "I was suddenly moved by these two kids, what they said was so sincere, what do you think?"

Red Boy nodded slightly...

Seeing this scene, Lao Zhang and Lao Li really cried, and the two big demon kings finally nodded, and it seemed that they were saved

In the end, the monkey who seemed to be quite friendly said: "Look at them alive and kicking, let's roast them again..."

Hearing this, Lao Zhang's eyes darkened, and he passed out.

Lao Li was also about to faint, and saw Xianyu opened his mouth: "Eat a mouthful of thick phlegm from our ancestors!"

Snapped!

With a chill on his face, Lao Li suddenly woke up, but the strange smell on his nose made him nauseous again and again.

But Xianyu ignored him, and asked: "Tell me, I'll be familiar with it in a while, and I don't have a chance to say it."

Lao Li was thinking about how much to talk about, when he heard a burst of excited cries from a distance, looked up, and saw a majestic squirrel standing on the head of a big white wolf, the squirrel was excited Shouting: "Hoo-ha! Run!"

While waving the bamboo stick, he slapped Lao Zhao and Lao Zhou in front of him. Their clothes were smashed, and the down in the down jacket flew out every time it was whipped!

Looking at those two guys, their tired tongues stuck out, but they didn't dare to stop, and they screamed in pain, but they didn't have the strength to shout.

Lao Li suddenly felt that he was lucky, this finger temple was a group of devils!

Play tricks with the devil?

He suddenly felt that it was tantamount to playing tricks to die!

So, Lao Li said: "The five of us are called the Five Surnames Group. We don't know what each is called. We all use code names to name them, which are the five at the beginning of the hundred family names, Zhang Wang, Li Zhaozhou.

We're actually pretty good…”

The monkey silently took a stick, turned over the fire, and the fire became stronger.

Lao Li cried: "Well, we are not good people..."

The monkey spilled urine, and the fire died down a little.

Xianyu looked at the monkey like this, shook his head slightly, and muttered: "Sure enough, this monkey is the only one in One Finger Temple..."

Lao Li hurriedly said: "Our main business is stealing and cheating. The business we received this time is from country M. I don't know the identity of the other party. I have never met him. I only know that he is very rich. Because the first Once we met, the other party gave us 200,000 travel expenses. Moreover, the other party made it clear that as long as we can steal the cold bamboo seedlings and stone tablet rubbings this time, he can give us 100 million US dollars as a reward.

One hundred million dollars, how much is that? We've never seen so much money in our lives.

However, the 100 million US dollars is not just for us.

From what we heard him, it seemed like a bounty.

No matter who it is, as long as they complete these two tasks, they will get 100 million US dollars.

Done half, take half. "

Upon hearing this, Hong Haier said, "You mean, the other party invited other people?"

Lao Li nodded and said: "Yes, the other party is casting a net and invited a lot of people. I don't know how many people are. We are close to here, so we are the first batch. There will definitely be more people who will take the opportunity later. Go up the mountain and steal things. You have to be careful, those guys are not fun."

"Say it as if you're a joke." Salted Fish clicked his mouth.

Lao Li said bitterly: "Brother monster, ancestors, you see, I have said everything I need to say, can you let me go? There are old and young in my family..."

"It's useless for you to have anything, the police are here, follow along." Hong Haier laughed.

It turned out that Honghaier had already called the police when Lao Li was hung up.

It was an acquaintance Bao Yuluo who came. Since Bao Yuluo had contacted Fangzheng a few times, he could be regarded as an acquaintance of One Finger Temple.

The higher-ups didn't know what their plan was, anyway, they transferred Bao Yuluo to Yizhi Village to be responsible for the security of this area.

As soon as Bao Yuluo came, he saw the two unlucky bastards smoking in the black smoke. Seeing each other's dark and pitiful appearance, he almost didn't laugh.

But Bao Yuluo still pays attention to her own image, she didn't laugh, she stepped forward and said, "Are they all right?"

The monkey said: "Don't worry, it's such a cold day, let them warm up with a fire, they won't freeze to death."

Bao Yuluo was speechless for a while, did this mother freeze to death? This is going to be burned to death!

Bao Yuluo nodded slightly, with no expression on his face, and said: "That's good, you guys watch, I'll go and have a look."

After Bao Yuluo finished speaking, he left. After a while, there was a burst of cheerful laughter behind a big rock...

Another old-looking policeman who came with Bao Yuluo shook his head slightly and muttered, "After all, he's still too young, so he can't hold back the laughter."

At this moment, a whirring sound sounded, he looked up, and saw that classic scene again, Lao Zhao and Lao Zhou ran to the policeman and threw themselves on the ground, hugging his thigh and shouting: "Help me!" Ah! Catch me!"

Before the police understood what was going on, there were two white-haired things on their legs...

Immediately after a sudden brake, a big white wolf stopped in front of him, with an excited squirrel waving a small bamboo stick standing on its head.

Look at the lone wolf, the squirrel, and the two unlucky ghosts below...

The veteran policeman bent down, pushed the two people's hands away, and comforted each other at the same time: "Let go of your hands first, and sit down. I'm here, I'm fine."

Lao Zhou cried, "Don't let him hit me...it hurts so much..."

Old Zhao said: "This is the top ten tortures of the Manchu Qing Dynasty, and they are not so cruel! This squirrel is specially designed to pump balls...the eggs are almost like egg soup..."

The veteran policeman patted the two of them, and then said to the monkey and the others: "Look out, I'll go to the side to see how Yuluo is doing."

Then the veteran policeman also left, and after a while, two people laughed wildly behind the big rock...

A group of people here were instantly petrified in the wind... Nima, they are all of the same virtue!

After a while, Bao Yuluo and Lao Cheng came back, with tense faces, and handcuffed the four of them two by two.

At this time, Bao Yuluo asked: "Didn't you say five people? How about one more?"

The red boy looked at the squirrel, and the squirrel looked at the monkey. The monkey spread his arms and said, "Uh, maybe I got lost in the bamboo forest."

At the same time, in the bamboo forest.

"Who can save me! How can I get out here! Help me!" Old Wang sat in the snow, crying loudly.

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