Chapter 1339 Family

Yu Nian: "I..."

Xianyu said: "What's wrong with you? Did you steal the chicken or touch the dog? Or did the health care not pay?"

Yu Nian rolled his eyes and said, "I've never been to that place."

Xianyu said: "Hehe..."

Yu Nian said: "I'm really nervous."

Xianyu said: "Nervous fart! My ancestors, let me tell you, you are not afraid of shadows if you are upright. Don't you literati who write books most pay attention to righteousness? The ancient literati were upright, not afraid of ghosts and evil, and not afraid of evil spirits." Power. Although what you do is the same as that idiot...but! You have to understand a truth!"

Yu Nian said, "What's the point?"

Xianyu said old-fashionedly: "You are not an ordinary idiot, you are an idiot standing on the moral high ground!"

Yu Nian rolled his eyes and said, "Isn't that still an idiot?"

Xianyu took it for granted: "The prefix is ​​so long, it's better than the average idiot."

Yu Nian: "...you really know how to comfort people."

Xianyu said: "You are just stupid, but you didn't harm anyone, so you are a good person. Those guys are smart, but they use their intelligence in evil ways, so they are bad people. Sometimes, smart people do bad things, and they are more wicked than stupid people. "

Yu Nian said: "This consolation is better than the previous one."

Xianyu said: "Okay, don't frown, I'm here, old ancestor, I'll help you solve this little matter of yours!"

Yu Nian said: "How to solve it?"

Xianyu rubbed his belly and said, "Before working, let's eat when we're full. Do you have any special vegetarian dishes?"

Although Yu Nian had doubts about the reliability of this salted fish all the way, but now, he finally has a result.

This salted fish is unreliable!

However, being unreliable is better than being unreliable, so Yu Nian held his nose and continued to take the salted fish to eat.

Rice is a local dish, but salted fish eat crystal rice every day, and I haven't eaten much other flavors. I ate it suddenly, and it was still very fresh.

As for the rice in the restaurant?

"Can this thing be called rice? Forget it, I'll focus on eating vegetables." Salted Fish muttered, squatting in a corner and eating all the vegetables.

There's no way, the salted fish is too conspicuous, if you really sit in a restaurant and eat it, you probably don't have to eat, it's up to him.

Then the news that Master Xianyu came to the county that day spread all over the circle of friends, and then, Yu Nian was about to become famous again.

As for the magic of invisibility?

Xianyu said: "I'm an old man, don't learn those heresies!"

In fact, it is stealing work and doing nothing.

In Fangzheng's words: "This stupid fish can't even fly, how much can you expect from him?"

After dinner, the two did not go back to Yu Nian's house, but went straight to Hu Xiaoye's house.

When they got downstairs, Yu Nian said, "What should we do now?"

Xianyu said: "What should I do? Go ask for money, I'll wait below."

Yu Nian was dumbfounded immediately, and said, "Are you waiting below? Then what are you doing here?"

Xianyu flicked his whiskers, and said proudly: "Of course I came to see the excitement. Now that I'm a witness, don't you expect me, an old man, to come and fight for you?"

At this moment in Yu Nian, he suddenly had the urge to eat fish head with chopped pepper...

However, Yu Nian held back and said, "Master Xianyu, if I can get it back myself, should I still look for you?"

Xianyu pinched the whiskers and said, "Well, it's not impossible for my old man to appear on the stage, but the appearance fee is very expensive."

"How expensive?" Yu Nian asked distressedly.

Xianyu thought about it, Honghaier went down the mountain to beat people and earned a hundred yuan, and he went down the mountain to deal with people, so he couldn't earn less than him, right?

So, Xianyu raised his head and said proudly, "Two hundred yuan!"

As soon as these words came out, Yu Nian was dumbfounded, and exclaimed, "How much?"

In Yu Nian's impression, it would cost dozens of yuan to invite a gangster to show up to support the scene, and take out a meal, and it would cost more than one or two hundred yuan.

The salted fish in front of me, not to mention whether it has supernatural powers, the species and shape alone must be at least a thousand or eight hundred, right? result……

At this moment, Yu Nian's view on Xianyu finally changed. It's not unreliable, it's simply cute!

Seeing Yu Nian's shocked face, he was still in a daze and didn't answer.

Xianyu said in his heart, is it too much?

So Xianyu said: "One hundred and fifty is fine, if it's less, I won't do it."

Yu Nian was immediately happy. As expected, the people on the mountain, Fangzheng's disciples, couldn't open their mouths like a lion, what a fish!

So Yu Nian said: "Two hundred, I'll give you two hundred, can you help me now?"

When Xianyu heard this, he immediately became interested, and laughed loudly: "Amihaha... Tuohe Buddha, no problem, let's go upstairs. Which floor is their house on?"

When Yu Nian heard it, his face immediately turned black. He came all the way and talked all the way, but this silly fish didn't listen at all... A hundred thousand cao Nima flew past in his heart, what kind of fish is this!

After going up to the third floor, Yu Nian asked in a low voice, "Do you really want to knock on the door?"

Xianyu pinched his beard and said, "Knock it, I'm here, what are you afraid of?"

So Yu Nian knocked on the door.

Boom boom boom!

There were three knocks on the door, and the next moment, the door opened.

"It's you?" It was a girl who opened the door. She wore glasses and had delicate features. She looked a little cowardly. When she saw Yu Nian, she was surprised but not guilty.

"Why are you here?" Hu Xiaoye asked.

Looking at the girl in front of him, Yu Nian felt a sharp pain in his heart, and sighed, "What do you think?"

Hu Xiaoye thought for a while and said: "Let's forget it, my dad disagrees, so let's do it, don't come to me in the future. You are very nice..."

When Yu Nian heard this, his heart ached even more, and he said bitterly, "I'm pretty nice...hehe, is this your definition of me?"

Hu Xiaoye shook his head and said, "Then what do you want me to say?"

Xianyu worked hard this time, concealed her invisibility, and said in a low voice, "Let her pay back the money!"

Only then did Yu Nian remember the purpose of coming, and said, "I'm here to get back my house and dowry."

Hu Xiaoye was taken aback for a moment, then fell silent, and said, "You have to tell my dad about this..."

When Yu Nian heard this, he was completely disappointed in this girl. The money was handed over to her, and the house was written in her name. In the end, just one word to her father and everything was pushed away!

At this moment, Yu Nian was completely desperate for Hu Xiaoye, and the last trace of tenderness in his eyes disappeared.

At this moment, a fierce voice sounded: "Xiaoye, who is it?"

Hu Xiaoye immediately said, "It's Yu Nian."

When Xianyu heard this, he scolded in a low voice: "Damn it, no wonder you would renege on your debts. This family is all shameless! This girl looks innocent, and she has more scheming than you! She was pretending to be stupid before, but now she is just opening her mouth." Sold! She doesn't say she's a bad person, and she's not much better than her father."

Yu Nian nodded slightly. He is a writer, and what he is best at is analyzing the inner activities of characters, and he is also good at logical reasoning, so Hu Xiaoye's move has made it clear that he doesn't want to talk about money with Yu Nian. Just call her dad to chase her away!