The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

Chapter 1348 Come on, Open Your Mouth

On the eaves, I found a bag of snacks hidden by Honghaier, drank clean water without roots, ate bamboo shoots, and knocked on pine nuts, and went out happily.

Seeing this scene, Lone Wolf said, "Junior brother, you are too ruthless, aren't you? Are you sweeping?"

Fangzheng said: "Really? It's okay, I'm just hung up like this, haha..."

After speaking, Fangzheng heard footsteps in the front yard, and hurriedly opened the back door and slipped away.

At this time, the squirrel and the monkey ran in angrily, and the monkey yelled, "Brother, did you see the fourth brother? He stole Jing Kuan's pine nuts!"

The squirrel ran into the kitchen first, looked through his treasure chest, and found it was empty, and ran out screaming, "Fourth Junior Brother, this is too much! I'm going to sue Master!"

Lone Wolf said: "Jingzhen, I just saw Fourth Junior Brother take your bamboo shoots away."

The monkey originally wanted to fan the flames, but when he heard it, he became anxious and ran in to check his bamboo shoots, and sure enough they were gone!

At this moment, the monkey stopped fanning himself, and immediately got angry, and shouted: "Jingxin, I will fight with you!"

The squirrel yelled, "I'll fight with you too!"

At this moment, Honghaier walked in and asked with a cute face: "What are you talking about? Why are you fighting with me?"

The squirrel and monkey looked at each other, and then shouted in unison: "Give me back my pine nuts [bamboo shoots]!"

So the two little guys rushed up, threw Honghaier to the ground, and groped him.

Hong Haier yelled, "Why are you crazy? I didn't take anything! I'm dressed like this, where can I hide?"

Lone Wolf also said: "Uh, Junior Brother Jingxin went out through the back door just now, why did he come back through the front door all of a sudden? Besides, Junior Brother Jingxin doesn't even wear pants, just a belly pocket, so there is really nowhere to hide things. Unless There are accomplices..."

"Salted fish! We will fight with you!" The squirrel and monkey rushed out to find the salted fish again.

Xianyu was sitting there enjoying the sunshine, enjoying the money being thrown at his face, when he suddenly saw two senior brothers rushing towards him like wolves and tigers, subconsciously felt bad, and ran away.

The squirrels and monkeys immediately confirmed his guilt when he ran away, so they chased after him.

The pilgrims have long been used to the nonsense of these monks and animals every day, and they don't find it strange at all. Instead, they watch with relish, take pictures, and send them to Moments...

The red boy got up from the ground, and asked the lone wolf in a bewildered look, "Brother, what's going on? I didn't do anything!"

The lone wolf stared at the red boy and said, "I saw you took Jingzhen bamboo shoots, Jingkuan pine nuts, and your own snacks, and went out through the back door."

Hong Haier didn't feel anything at first, but when he heard that his snacks were gone, he became anxious, ran into the house, climbed up the beam, and sure enough, everything was gone! Empty!

"Ah... who did this!" Red Boy shouted.

Hearing the shout, Lone Wolf shook his head slightly and said, "You really don't remember? Obviously you did it yourself."

Hong Haier jumped down and said, "No! Impossible! I was out patrolling the mountains just now, and I didn't come back at all! Someone must have pretended to be me and stole my things! Or, you did it!"

Red Boy stared at Jingfa.

Jingfa looked up at the beam and said, "When I can jump up, you can say that."

Red boy thinks about it, it's the same thing, the lone wolf is a wolf, not a cat, he can't climb trees, he can't climb walls, how can he steal from him?

Hong Haier stroked his chin and said, "Could it be salted fish? But, no, he has been collecting money in the front yard. Is there anyone else who has supernatural powers? That's not right, the energy in this world is as thin as if it doesn't exist. How can someone cultivate supernatural powers... If no one cultivates, then they have supernatural powers themselves. And in this world, people who have supernatural powers..."

When Red Boy said this, he and Lone Wolf shouted at the same time: "Master!"

Ah Choo!

Fangzheng sneezed, quickly ate the last bite of the snack, burped and said, "Mmm, not bad, not bad...it tastes great."

Put the last bite in your mouth, ready to chew, chew, after eating, continue to work.

As a result, at this moment, there was a sound of footsteps, and then the red boy, the salted fish who had been chased and beaten for a long time, the squirrel, the lone wolf, and the monkey all arrived, staring at Fang Zheng who had returned to his original appearance. .

Fangzheng's mouth was full of food, and he couldn't open his mouth, so he just sat there, watching them motionless, but he still felt a little guilty...

"Master, do you know new supernatural powers?" Red Boy squinted his eyes, staring at Fangzheng and asked.

Fangzheng shook his head directly, and kept silent.

"Master, your cheeks are a little bulging, is there something in your mouth?" the squirrel asked.

Fangzheng tried his best to tense his facial muscles to smooth everything out, then shook his head calmly, expressing no.

Xianyu said: "Master, why don't you speak?"

Fangzheng pointed to his mouth and closed his hands.

The monkey said: "Master, you mean, you are practicing closed-mouth meditation?"

When Fangzheng heard this, he still didn't say a word. He had no choice but to lie and be struck by lightning!

The monkey said again: "Master, you have practiced silent meditation for several years. Is it really okay for you not to speak?"

Fangzheng glared at the monkey, it's been years! He couldn't stand a day without talking.

But right now, he could only respond, and then waved his hand to signal the disciples to leave.

Red Boy looked at Fangzheng suspiciously, and asked, "Master, shutting your mouth means not speaking, but it doesn't mean you don't open your mouth. Open your mouth and let me see..."

Squirrel also said: "Yes, Master, open your mouth and let me see."

When Fangzheng heard this, his heart suddenly became weak, and he opened his mouth? Open your mouth and it will reveal everything!

So, Fangzheng got up slowly, looked at Honghaier and Squirrel seriously, and did a few tidying up, probably saying, "I'm practicing as a teacher, what are you doing here? Play while you're at it."

Red Boy said unwillingly: "Master, we just want to see if you have cavities in your mouth. It's nothing else, come on, open your mouth and let us have a look."

Fangzheng shook his head and firmly refused.

The more Fangzheng was like this, the more suspicious the disciples became.

The monkey also said, "Master, our monastery has been attacked by thieves. Open your mouth, let's take a look, and then go find the next target."

The lone wolf said: "Master, you didn't do it, why did you open your mouth?"

Fangzheng was also in a hurry, not to mention the issue of opening his mouth or not, just having these things in his mouth was uncomfortable enough.

Fangzheng watched several disciples step forward, he had an idea, and suddenly pointed in the direction of the monastery, his eyes widened!

The few disciples were stunned, and the innocent squirrel looked back subconsciously, muttering: "Master, there is nothing?"

Only then did Squirrel realize that the lone wolf, monkey, red boy, and salted fish didn't even look back. They all looked at Fangzheng with smiles, as if saying: "Your old-fashioned routine doesn't work, we will never Turn around, I will give you a chance to escape."

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