Chapter 1318 Are You Allergic?

Old Zhao rolled his eyes and knew nothing.

Lao Zhou, who had climbed up the ladder to make rubbings, heard the movement, looked down, and saw a black shadow rising into the sky and jumping directly on his head!

He looked up, just when a gust of wind blew, the dark clouds parted, revealing a full moon!

He saw that against the background of the moon, a black shadow of a monkey was extremely clear, and that monkey was holding a stick high up!

"Stick? I..." Lao Zhou just wanted to hide.

Boom!

Plop!

The monkey looked at Lao Zhou who had fallen from the edge, his head stuck in the snowdrift, and he threw away the stick, clapped his hands and said, "You still come to our Yizhi Temple to steal things like this? How unprofessional!"

Then the monkey tied the two people with a rope, dragged them directly to the gate of One Finger Temple, and hung them on a tree.

At this time, Honghaier and Xianyu came back from a stroll, and the two guys brought a lot of things, all of which were some winter vegetables prepared by the villagers for Yizhi Temple. As soon as he arrived at the door, he saw monkeys hanging people on the tree. Red boy asked in puzzlement: "Brother, what happened to these two people? Why did they hang on the tree? Anyway, we are also a Buddhist school, so it's a bit too much to do this." right?"

The monkey told what the two of them had done. When the red boy heard this, he raised his eyebrows, threw down the bag, and cursed, "These two bastards are actually smearing red paint on the stele? Fuck, hang it up higher! I'll hang it up!" "

Xianyu shook his head and said, "What are you doing hanging so high? What if you freeze to death?"

Hong Haier said: "Then let them go like this?"

Xianyu shook his head and said, "I can't let them go, the police have to deal with them. But we can't freeze people to death, right? I think we should light a fire under them to keep them warm, and it also shows our humanity The side of transformation. My Buddha is merciful, Amitabha..."

The monkey scratched his head and said, "You've been talking for a long time, isn't it all about barbecue?"

Xianyu gave the monkey a blank look and said, "What are you talking about? Have you ever seen someone roast someone? Even if they did, it would be an unnecessary loss caused by our kind mistakes. Our original intention is good!"

The monkey got started and said, "Amitabha, what the younger brother said is right."

Both Lao Zhao and Lao Zhou on the tree heard these words, and after listening to them, they both cried!

Who said the animals on the mountain are so cute and gentle?

What kind of animal is this!

This TM is a monster!

Going to bake them in no time!

I thought these monsters were just joking, but these guys actually got some firewood, hung them under a relatively remote tree outside the temple, and lit the fire...

"Don't do that! If you have something to say, we'll tell you anything you ask us." Seeing that these monsters were about to eat barbecue, Lao Zhang was really scared.

When Honghaier heard it, he was immediately happy, and asked the salted fish and monkey beside him, "Do you have any questions?"

The two guys looked blank and shook their heads subconsciously, asking what?

The monkey said: "What are you asking? What is there to ask? They steal things, we eat barbecue...cough...we keep them warm, such a benevolent and kind behavior, I am almost moved by myself."

When Lao Zhang heard this, he burst into tears. He thought these people were trying to scare him and wanted to ask something.

In the end, these guys turned out to be, simply—want to eat barbecue!

Just when Lao Zhang and Lao Li were about to collapse, Xianyu suddenly raised his claws and shouted: "I have a problem!"

Lao Zhang and Lao Li looked at each other, saw the hope in each other's eyes, and said in their hearts: So they are scaring us, and they still have problems. In this case, we still have value, and we should not die.

Old Li shouted: "Ask! You can ask, as long as you let us go, we will know everything and say everything!"

Xianyu asked solemnly: "Are you allergic to chili peppers? I don't want to have a pinch of red bumps here and there when I eat barbecue. Also, no runny nose or sneezing is allowed."

"I have a question too. Are you allergic to cumin?" the monkey also asked.

When Lao Zhang and Lao Li heard this, their faces turned dark immediately. Do these grandchildren only know how to eat?

Honghaier coughed dryly and said, "Stop talking nonsense."

Lao Zhang and Lao Li seem to have seen hope again... Don't they finally stop playing us?

Then I heard Hong Haier say: "The fire is so small, they will freeze to death, increase the fire, for example..."

After finishing speaking, the red boy opened his mouth and let out a burst of flames, and the firewood below rose instantly! The heat wave soared into the sky, and Lao Zhang and Lao Li only felt that their feet that were about to freeze were suddenly scorching hot. They felt that they were going to be burnt on a teppanyaki, and the two of them screamed out.

Seeing the scene of the red boy breathing fire again, the two of them knew that they might have encountered a monster for real!

"Don't eat us!"

"Help, monsters are eating people!"

"We were wrong, big brother, big men, let us go."

...

It's a pity that Honghaier and the others ignored them at all, but chatted on their own.

Xianyu said: "This is not good, the fire is too hot, it is easy to burn."

After speaking, Xianyu opened his mouth and sprayed out a jet of water, and the fire immediately weakened.

The monkey said: "There is not much firewood, I will add some."

But the wood the monkeys grabbed was all wood from the snow, which was very damp, and they were thrown into the fire, and the result was...

Billowing black smoke rose into the sky!

Lao Zhang and Lao Li hanging on the tree could only feel the darkness in front of them, coughing up a lot of tears and nose, and at the same time, the heat brought by the black smoke made the two of them sweat profusely, and they almost lost the strength to cry...

Under the tree, Xianyu secretly asked Honghaier, "You won't play to death, will you?"

Hong Haier shook his head and said, "Don't worry, without me, they won't die. Capital punishment is inevitable, but this living crime, hehe... is enough for them."

Lao Zhang and Lao Li were really crying. It was the first time they regretted going up the mountain to steal.

At the beginning, they promised the patron to go up the mountain to steal things. First of all, they were not good people.

Secondly, stealing is not a serious crime. If they are caught, they will scare those who can beat them, cry and pretend to be miserable if they can't. As long as the other party has a conscience, they will have a chance to escape.

Thirdly, even if he was caught, he wouldn't be sentenced to much punishment.

Therefore, five people came with confidence!

But now, they suddenly realized that their little calculations were wrong!

Of course their calculations were correct, but there was one thing wrong in their calculations. What they were facing was not a human being!

But monsters!

Monsters don't play cards according to common sense at all!

Seeing that he was out of breath, Lao Li finally couldn't hold back and shouted: "Brother Monster, we don't want to steal it either. Someone offered us a lot of money to steal it. Let us talk about it, If we don’t say it, if you eat us, someone will come in the future.”