Say Yes To Making Bad Games, What the Hell Is Titanfall?

Chapter 263 "Vicious BUG" Robert (Two in One)

this?

Is this the "exquisite boss design" that the Sekiro players boasted so much that tens of thousands of people tweeted him on social platforms and let him see it?

That's it?

Kazuo Koizumi was angry and funny for a while, and he didn't even know what kind of expression he should use to deal with the situation in front of him.

Yes.

Yes, Koizumi, who is still recuperating in the hospital, could not resist the "suggestions" of countless players after all.

In addition, he really had nothing to do in the hospital by himself.

So, with an unconvinced attitude, Koizumi opened the live game platform.

He wants to see what the so-called 'top boss battle design' is like in the players' mouths!

result.

After watching the live broadcast of Hideki, who is known as the number one game anchor of Neon, on the screen within 20 minutes, he was completely silent.

Cooperating with the powerful boss design you guys are talking about, is it just to create a monster that can't be killed at all?

OK!

Let me admit that it is unusual for you to design a boss like this.

And your unconventional way is indeed unexpected, which has the effect of uproar from players and audiences.

But the problem is——

"How the hell am I getting through this?"

At this moment, Ying Shu, who was standing on the covered bridge, ran away with his head in his arms, howling in despair:

"No no no no! Bridge bean sack! Bridge bean sack!!!"

boom! boom!

boom! ! !

Pang Ran's gigantic sword struck heavily behind him.

The whole wooden covered bridge is trembling!

Step up, step up, step up!

Today's Yingshu has completely lost his fighting spirit. He only cares about dodging crazily, and dare not shake the edge of the armored warrior.

Because, in just a moment.

He found that he was not only the invincible Ninja Killer who never missed a shot, he didn't cause fatal damage to this big man in armor, he even took a closer look, this guy didn't even lose a little blood!

Yes.

Because among wolves, the posture bar is an extremely important battle setting.

Generally speaking, in a normal confrontation, the enemy's posture bar will definitely collapse before the blood bar.

And the posture bar is directly above the head-up display, far more eye-catching than the enemy's blood bar.

Therefore, under normal circumstances, players will not pay special attention to the blood volume of the enemy.

But this time is different!

This armored brother can't bear to kill at all!

Wedge balls wiped his neck and couldn't wipe it off at all!

So at the moment, Yingshu shifted his attention to his blood volume, wondering if this boss is special and cannot be killed with patience, but can only be killed by grinding blood.

As a result, it didn't look good.

Looking at it makes me even more fucking desperate!

"No! Wait a minute! You don't lose blood, and you can't be killed by Ninja! You let me—— grass!!!"

There was a loud bang.

Yingshu couldn't dodge in time, and was directly sent flying three meters away by the armored warrior!

The audience was overjoyed——

'wwwww completely invincible'

‘Bug, this game is difficult, but it’s not enough to make such an invincible guy’

'This bug is really funny, especially after seeing this airtight armor, it seems more reasonable'

'Looks like ninjas can't take advantage of heavily armed medieval knights'

"However, there is one thing to say, the moves and movements of this knight are so handsome, and there is a kind of fierce charm"

"I suggest that Xiao Huang make a wolf game with a medieval theme in the future, and I also want to wear heavy armor"

'+1, I want to use a two-handed sword'

‘Hahahahaha let’s reopen it, this bug is too serious’

'Stop making unnecessary struggles...'

'...'

After a meal of analysis!

Both the audience and Hideki gave up resistance.

Obviously, this is a bug.

In this regard, Hideki also deeply agrees, and when restarting the game, he gave his own analysis:

"I understand, the special design of this boss should be on his blood bar,"

"Since we're wearing heavy armor, we can't do damage to him, so in theory, we can only kill him if we break his posture bar,"

"But because he is blood-locked, from the logic of the program, there may be an 'invincible' bug,"

"Hey, let's play again, after all, it is also the first 3S masterpiece of Golden Wind, a little bug is harmless..."

talking.

Hideki stood in front of the covered bridge again.

Because there is only one road leading to the main gate of Xianfeng Temple.

So no matter what, he needs to kill this armored warrior before he can move on.

"Come on! Let me just kill you this time!"

talking!

Yingshu ran to the middle of the covered bridge.

Unsurprisingly, the armored warrior rushed out from the viewing platform again, swung his two-handed sword, and fought Yingshu at the same place.

Ding! when! Boring!

Click, boom!

With the previous experience, Hideki seemed a lot calmer when facing the heavy attack of the armored warrior this time.

And he discovered that the ninja hand ax that had been used to deal with shield soldiers before was extremely effective against armored warriors.

Find the right opportunity to chop one or two times, and then supplement it with a knife and attack.

This time, he didn't even need to revive. He only used two gourds to break the armored warrior's posture again.

"Ha ha!"

Hideki screamed loudly:

"Accept my righteous ninjutsu! Xi-nei-"

Chi chi chi - brake! ! !

A string of sparks splash!

Yingshu clearly felt the friction between the blade and the iron armor, as well as the piercing metallic hiss!

"I—grass—?!"

Gudong sound!

Yingshu turned over and landed, his terrified eyes looked at the armored warrior rushing towards him again!

[For my son! Put your weapons down! 】

Hum——

This time, Yingshu even completely forgot to resist, and just watched the huge sword cut towards him!

Boom! boom--

【die】

At this moment, all the players who hit here couldn't hold back anymore!

"Ward! Bug! This is a bug! It is definitely a vicious bug!"

"Hey Xibaer # ¥%x-on:#, Xibaer can't be killed at all¥x-on:#% x-on:! # !"

"Suka! It's impossible to beat this! Suka is not listed!"

"Don't do it for your son! Can I be your son? You are really my father! You are better than Long Yin!"

"Hey hee hee, you have to smile when you play games, just like me hee hee hee - I play Lima!"

"Gai—ah——!!!"

I can't stand it anymore!

From streamers to ordinary players.

As long as everyone hits here, there is no one who is not stuck!

Koizumi in the hospital couldn't help laughing at the many players who broke the defense!

...

good!

good good good good!

Originally, I just wanted to see how good your game design is.

Never thought of it!

It's so hard to die, I just happened to encounter such an embarrassing scene of yours!

You know, the little boss on the covered bridge is one of the bosses that must be experienced in the game process.

Only by killing him can he enter Xianfeng Temple and obtain Undead Slash.

But now, such a critical boss has an extremely vicious bug of "unable to kill"!

Even the streamers with the fastest progress in the game today are helpless against this vicious bug!

for a while.

Koizumi realized that the opportunity had come.

Although organizing public opinion to attack "Sekiro" at this time will not help the sales of their "Tori".

But if I do not benefit myself, can I not harm others?

Even if I can't save the sales of my own home, I can lower your reputation and affect your sales, isn't it good!

Think about it.

Koizumi immediately picked up the phone and connected to his assistant.

In fact, today, the atmosphere inside Comera is very subtle, or slightly chaotic.

The arrangement error at the video game festival before made Moritani beat Koizumi and sent him directly to the hospital.

Immediately afterwards, Moritani announced his resignation as the head coach of this announcement and marketing, which directly led to the failure of Torii's follow-up marketing.

The video game festival failed, the announced head coach resigned, the 3S-level masterpiece got off to a dismal start, and the overall reputation continued to decline...

Under all kinds of chaos, it stands to reason that Shangyuejing should act quickly, make timely adjustments and responses, and stabilize the situation.

After that, the second marketing was launched first to stabilize the reputation of Torii's decline, and then Koizumi was ordered to make supplementary adjustments to the game.

After all, the sales of the first week of the game have not yet been released, so it is not too late to make up for it.

However.

At this time, the high-level executives of Comera did not make any response or action to this, like a pool of stagnant water, with the intention of treating Torii and all the works of this video game festival as abandoned children and regardless of it.

Therefore, Kazuo Koizumi, as the director of Koizumi Studio and the first designer of the torii project, naturally became the person in charge of the project without the arrangement and detailed instructions from the upper management, and he could mobilize part of the public relations force.

that's all!

In just half an hour!

With the doubts of many players and the soaring complaints of major anchors.

soon.

There is a serious vicious bug in "Sekiro"! 》The posts spread to the major game forums.

For a while, there was an uproar, and the players talked a lot!

...

"...If you want me to tell you, if it doesn't work, you should change the route. You see, it has been spread on the Internet. This is a vicious bug."

at the same time.

Wang Yong in the smoking area of ​​the Somatosensory Bar took a puff of cigarette and handed the phone to Zhao Yi:

"It's not that there is a problem with your method, it's just a bug. Many anchors have changed their routes to explore other places."

In the game, after the players defeat Genichiro in the castle tower for the first time, Genichiro will escape by relying on his resurrection ability.

After that, players will embark on the real main line of the game "Cut the Undead".

Since cutting off immortality requires two items, Immortal Slash and Yuan Zhixiang, which enters the Palace of Origin, some players went to Xianfeng Temple to find Immortal Slash, such as Quinn and Hideki.

And some players chose to go to the Valley of the Fall first to find the materials for synthesizing the fragrance of the original.

As for Zhao Yi, he chose to go to Xianfeng Temple to find Immortal Slash.

Yes, he has a characteristic of playing games-slow to get used to it, but quick to master it.

When any game is in his hands, the early stage is full of bumps and bumps.

However, once he gets familiar with the game mechanism and adapts to the game environment, Zhao Yi's powerful ability of learning and drawing inferences from one instance can be brought into full play.

It's like a late game hero.

Hip pulling in the early stage, but with experience and equipment support, you can kill the audience.

Today's Zhao Yi caught up with the speed of the first echelon's attack, and encountered this completely unkillable armored warrior.

"Um--"

After browsing the discussion on the Internet, Zhao Yi smacked his lips, thoughtfully:

"Such a serious bug...Will the Golden Wind not be aware of it before it is released?"

Obviously, Zhao Yi does not quite agree with the BUG statement.

"indeed,"

In this regard, Wang Yong is actually a bit unbelievable:

"So some players said that this is a game mechanism, which means that it is not the time to kill armored warriors yet,"

"It may be that you need to go to other places first to find a targeted item before you can kill him completely."

Such an analysis seems to be quite reasonable.

However.

Zhao Yi still shook his head:

"No, this does not conform to the design logic of the game."

Now that the game is played, Zhao Yi actually has a relatively clear and comprehensive understanding of "Sekiro".

That is, all the battleable bosses you can meet now can be conquered on the spot.

After all, even Genichiro Hatsumi can be defeated and turned into a sneak attack to win "Shanichiro".

How could the golden wind arrange a BOSS so that the player can fight hard without letting the player pass the level?

"Torture people," Wang Yong said after hearing Zhao Yi's analysis, shrugging his shoulders as a matter of course, "The old thief's game is not always like this."

"Hey—this statement is wrong,"

Hearing this, Zhao Yi slowly shook his head:

"There is still an essential difference between tormenting people and disgusting people,"

"The old thief just likes to torture the player, making the player's mentality unbalanced in [die] again and again, but in the final analysis, you can definitely beat it,"

"He will never arrange a BOSS that is completely impossible to pass, just to disgust you."

this……

After hearing Zhao Yi's words, Wang Yong opened his mouth.

Zhao Yi's statement seems to make sense.

From the perspective of game design logic, this does not conform to the tonality of this game.

But the problem, now the situation is in front of us.

Players just can't find a way to pass the level?

"That's why I didn't find the right method!"

Say it!

Zhao Yi crushed the cigarette butt in the ashtray, waved the smoke out of the smoking room, and re-entered the somatosensory cabin.

On Wang Yong's side, it just so happened that the time to play with him had come, so he simply turned off the chicken eating and joined Zhao Yi's perspective.

have to say!

After in-depth play and understanding of wolf, Zhao Yi's technology can be said to have improved by leaps and bounds.

Boom! brake!

Before entering the covered bridge, I saw Zhao Yi standing at the head of the bridge, stepping on the ground with his hands raised, and two rays of light lit up on his body, one red and one yellow.

Yaksha kills sugar, just body sugar.

These are two consumable items in the game.

The former will temporarily lose 50% of the upper limit of life in exchange for a 20% attack power bonus, helping the player to execute the execution effect faster.

The latter will weaken the enemy's damage to the player's posture bar by 66%, helping the player to better parry.

Whizzing!

Since the duration of the two candies is only 25 seconds, Zhao Yi needs a quick fix!

[For my son! Put your……】

"Shut up!"

I didn't wait for the armor warrior to finish!

I saw Zhao Yi flying up the mountain and waved his hand——

Crackling! ! !

A string of firecrackers exploded in front of him, directly interrupting the Armored Warrior's words, and at the same time scared the Armored Warrior to subconsciously reach out to cover it!

brake! brake! brake!

Swing three times in a row!

The armored warrior was beaten back again and again, with sparks flying all over his body!

Xie Wan swept across his incomparably strong armor, sending out bursts of ear-piercing golden sounds!

【Woo--! ! ! 】

hum!

After a brief three swords, the armored warrior also reacted quickly, swung the giant sword in his hand and threw it at Zhao Yi!

Boring!

Sparks splash!

Zhao Yi's posture bar has risen a little bit, but the armor warrior's posture bar has already reached a quarter!

"Damn!!!"

Wang Yong, who was watching at the same time, was shocked!

So fucking strong!

The firecrackers started with three swords and one strike, and the valiant and armored warriors broke through a quarter of their defenses in the flowing clouds and flowing water!

And Zhao Yi's operation that followed was even more called "a wolf's own wolf" operation!

Step on the knife, nod, parry, bounce back...

While waving the sword light, I saw the armored warrior retreating steadily, and he couldn't hurt Zhao Yi!

Boring!

And with the golden sound of the last bullet, the armored warrior's posture collapsed instantly!

Zhao Yi also took this opportunity to fly money on his body and kill with patience!

laugh--!

Boom boom boom!

Sparks flew, and the armored warrior staggered back and forth, but he still didn't die!

Now!

Zhao Yi has completely confirmed it - this is definitely not a BUG!

You know, this is a somatosensory cabin game, although the machine in the somatosensory bar is not the most advanced Yiyou x2, but compared to the old generation of polar bears.

But the tactile performance of the full sense is still very clear.

Zhao Yi could clearly feel the blade cutting through the armor, which was different from all the executions he had performed before!

If this is a BUG, ​​then why does the Golden Wind have to adjust the feeling of a knife-cut armor in this kind of place?

so!

Zhao Yi watched the posture bar recover halfway, and the armored warrior who charged again raised the wedge ball again:

"It's not right, this is definitely not a bug, there must be a way to pass the level, please help me look at it!"

talking!

A cold light flashed in his hand, and he charged up again!

Ding! when! Boring!

Flames blazed, and Zhao Yi and the armored warrior fought together!

At the same time, Wang Yong's mind was spinning rapidly!

As a cloud player, although he has not personally experienced this game, he has basically fully understood the combat mechanism of this game through many webcasts and Zhao Yi's "live broadcast".

Among wolves, there are three ways to inflict damage on the enemy——

Sneak around the back to assassinate, kill with normal attack, kill with ninjutsu by breaking the stance, and kill with props in ninjutsu.

But now, stealth is definitely not feasible. Armored warriors are extremely alert, and normal attacks cannot cause damage. Ninja prosthetic hands can only cause debuff effects but no damage.

Zhao Yi took over the armored warrior's attacks time and time again, breaking his posture again and again.

For a moment, Wang Yong frowned.

Once, twice, three times...

Ninja hand, candy, gourd, resurrection...

Endure killing, enduring killing, enduring killing...

The roaring tin can seemed to be tireless, swinging the giant sword in his hand, and slammed it at Zhao Yi frantically.

And as time dragged on, Zhao Yi's situation became more and more dangerous. He had played all his cards. At this moment, he was at the end of his battle, and there was only blood left!

The battle between the two was in the dark, and the entire covered bridge became a mess!

The wooden windows on both sides of the covered bridge were smashed, and even the railings beside the observation deck were smashed to pieces!

[Woohoo——! lay down! your weapon! 】

hum! ! !

With another roar from the armored warrior!

I saw that giant sword seemed to be wrapped in a thunderbolt, according to Zhao Yi, it was a charge and a strike!

Boring boring—boring! ! !

At this time, Zhao Yi was already at the end of his strength. Facing such a heavy blow, his footsteps were unsteady, and he retreated again and again, and he retreated to the viewing platform!

thump thump——

Below is the cliff!

Above, is the Thunder Great Sword!

Close call!

call--

Boring——! ! !

Instantly!

Sparks are shining!

A perfect rebound abruptly knocked away the armored warrior's knife, and also knocked down his posture bar at the last moment!

Zhao Yi's heart rate has even soared to 150!

Seeing the red dot appear, he subconsciously stepped forward to kill again.

And at this moment, a sudden exclamation was heard, which suddenly sounded on the voice channel!

Iron cans that cannot be killed, staggering triggered by the enduring killing, fragmented covered bridges...

"Fuck! I understand!"

Only Wang Yong screamed:

"Back around! Back around! Kick him! Right now!!!"

salad--!

Hearing this, Zhao Yi almost subconsciously took a step forward and walked around behind the armored warrior. The two switched positions and flew forward.

The wedge ball in his hand slid across the armored warrior's neck again, and then his legs tensed, like a compressed spring, and he kicked in the air!

Tom——! ! !

thump thump thump thump thump—!

I saw the unstable armored warrior staggering a few steps in a row, his heavy body rushed towards the viewing platform without the guardrail like a dump truck, he stretched out his hand as if trying to stabilize his body, but his body was airtight The armor is too heavy!

The fall happened in the next second.

A fearful and unwilling roar resounded through the towering Xianfeng Temple Canyon in an instant, startling a burst of birds——

【Ro-bo-te-! ! ! 】

call--

Tom! ! !

The sound of a heavy object falling to the ground did not sound until several seconds later.

[Obtain: Buddha Beads]

Then, a trophy popped up in the lower right corner of Zhao Yi's heads-up display——

[Boss defeated (Armor Warrior)]

Instantly!

There was a full five seconds of silence in the voice channel of the somatosensory cabin!

Then, two screams burst out in the somatosensory cabin at the same time!

"I--!"

"Grass--!"

laugh--

The somatosensory hatch opened, and both Wang Yong and Zhao Yi saw unparalleled excitement in each other's eyes!

More than two hours of groping!

Up to dozens of attempts!

Countless possible analyzes!

In the last battle, there were hundreds of times of knife throwing and positioning, and a full six rounds of ninjutsu!

The two big boys clapped their hands hard, making a pleasant crisp sound!

"Passed! Fuck! Passed! Dude!!!"

"Awesome——!!!"

"We are the champions! Hahahahahaha Wuhu --!!!"

...

And at this very moment!

riverside.

Golden Wind Games Inc.

In the vice president's office.

Sato was sitting on the sofa opposite Gu Sheng, looking a little worried:

"The current discussion among players is already very intense, they are all mentioning us and want to ask for an explanation,"

"Many players have even attacked us on major forums and social platforms, and their words... are very intense."

[Vicious BUG] Two hours after the incident, public opinion about a major BUG in "Sekiro" that needs to be urgently repaired has spread overwhelmingly in the game circle.

Although many of the players were relatively rational, they all stood up to "excuse" the golden wind.

Or this "invincible BUG" is just the wrong way for the players to clear the level, or because Xiao Huang is inexperienced, I hope everyone can be more tolerant of their first 3S masterpiece.

But don't forget.

Amidst the turmoil of public opinion, there is still Ke Meila's public relations team fanning the flames.

As a result, the situation intensified, and a larger part of the players condemned the gold wind, asking them to stand up and give an explanation.

After all, this is a major bug that affects the mainline progress of the game.

In this regard, as the director of the steel chain finger studio and the main person in charge of the Sekiro project other than Gu Sheng, Sato is helpless and anxious.

You know, when designing this BOSS, he faintly felt something was wrong.

Although the setting of "relying on terrain to execute BOSS" is not uncommon in the game circle.

But generally speaking, such settings often appear together with extremely obvious prompts.

Even some games will directly prompt the player what to do through the mouth of the companion.

But none of the wolves.

Don't just tell the player what to do.

When fighting against armored warriors, the player didn't even have a hint.

Just figure it out on your own!

The most important thing is that the tormenting attribute of their game is still quite prominent.

Sato couldn't even imagine how explosive the players' mentality would be when they found out that the boss they had fought so hard for had not only not fallen, but instead rushed up again like nothing had happened.

And now.

He sees it.

"Otherwise...we release a clearance demo video?"

Sato suggested.

If this continues, the sales and reputation of the game will be seriously affected.

"That's not calling the players stupid."

Regarding this, Gu Sheng seemed very peaceful.

He closed the pen cap, turned the pen in his hand, and handed it to Sato with a consoling smile:

"Well, there will always be stubborn ones,"

"They even spent a whole night playing Genichiro, who they met for the first time,"

"There will definitely be someone who will stubbornly try to pass the level with the armored warrior,"

"Don't panic, let Robert fly for a while..."

Hearing this, Sato wanted to say something else.

But at this moment.

Suddenly, there was a ding-dong sound from the phone.

Taking out his phone, he saw that this was a hot post from the world's largest player community forum [SNG Forum]——

"Xianfeng Temple Armored Warriors Without Injury Raiders (with Video and Playing Tutorials)"

Release time, five minutes ago.

Number of replies——

80790 entries.

Seeing that Sato was suddenly embarrassed while talking, as if stared at by Medusa, he petrified on his sofa.

Gu Sheng couldn't help but twitched the corner of his mouth.

"emmmmm..."

Gu Sheng opened his mouth, and even interrupted the petrified Sato a little embarrassedly:

"Yes—has our reputation reversed?"

"have……"

heard the words.

Sato slowly raised his head and swallowed.

Then, turn the phone to Gu Sheng:

"Someone attacked the armored warrior,"

"80,000 replies in five minutes,"

"Our word-of-mouth has not just reversed,"

"It's still turning—"

"It's a little big..."

Scheduled to go to wipe at eight o'clock tomorrow...

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