Chapter 290 The Big Stage of Sand Sculpture! Just Come if You Are Embarrassed!

[Yiyou mysterious chariot is ready! See you on January 1st! 】

[Hello everyone, we are the Nuyan game that has been racing and practicing for two and a half years. We are going to race real cars! 】

[Tiantianyoubao congratulates the Chinese New Year, New Year's Day Golden Bull Challenge, we will meet you in Sweden! 】

【Your energy is beyond your imagination! The Golden Bull Challenge is about to kick off! Come cheer on Shark Girl! 】

[On January 1st, CSTG went to Sweden, my cousin and I led the team, live broadcasting outdoors]

【…】

one.

one.

Another one.

From Xunteng Yiyou, a top domestic comprehensive game manufacturer.

To first-line game manufacturers such as Nuyan, Zhenting, and Tianlang.

From the comprehensive game information platforms such as Tiantian Youbao, Player Campfire, and Somatosensory World.

Go to game live broadcast related platforms such as Shark, Black Flag, and Xiaopozhan.

And top anchors such as A Yin, Liuliu, and Eggplant.

even--

WAWA: Hello everyone, I am a baby, and I am very happy to participate in the event as the commentator of this [Golden Bull Challenge]. At that time, I will bring you the Chinese channel commentary with x-on:Senior Colonel Guan is not poisonous milk. We will see you on New Year’s Day .

Colonel Guan is not poisonous milk: Hello everyone, I am the commentator, Colonel Guan. I am very happy to accept the invitation of Golden Wind to be the Chinese commentator of this [Golden Bull Challenge]. On January 1st, x-on:WAWA and I will meet you Sweden, see you there.

Comprehensive manufacturers! Game maker! Media Forum! Live platform! Top Streamer!

Even professional commentary!

Sitting in her office, Shen Miaomiao looked at the overwhelming announcements and blog posts, and felt her scalp go numb for a while!

horrible.

Because at this moment, in front of her is the entire Huaguo game industry team!

Yes!

All domestic individuals, organizations, and groups related to the game industry!

They all participated in this soapbox car challenge called the ultimate sand sculpture!

The unprecedented sensational formation soon ignited and detonated the entire game circle at the end of this cold year!

'ah? ? ? '

'I like a sentence from a player of Golden Wind (dog head)'

'So this challenge...isn't an abstract game? '

'Damn it! ! ! Is this a group attack? ! '

'Surprised! The old thief is no longer satisfied with making abstractions in the game! This time we are going to engage in realistic performance art! '

'no? What the hell is this ultimate face-saving fruit? All the anchors of the manufacturer's media platform are on the scene? '

'What the hell is there to care about the colonel and the dolls! The league's housekeeper commentary is borrowing out! '

'This is so...it can be regarded as dominating the game circle of Huaguo...'

"After all, it is a company published by Huaxia Daily. If you look at the country, who would dare not give face?"

'This is the New Year's Day Gala in Huaguo Game Circle...'

'So why in Sweden? '

"It is estimated that the activity has not been approved in China..."

'Because the car cannot be modified in China (dog head)'

‘Bicycles are not allowed to be modified (surprise)’

"It's good to go abroad, Sweden is faster than us with a six-hour time difference, and the activities there start in the morning and our side happens to be in the afternoon"

"It's too fierce, Xiao Huang..."

'...'

crazy!

The participating platforms of the entire game circle directly put the previous little-hot event on the cusp of the storm!

Even, with such a sensational effect, even foreign game circles were shocked by it!

and.

More importantly...

My 10 million can lose 100 times! ! !

Shen Miaomiao seemed to put on a mask of pain and held her forehead in grief:

"Hey—it's impossible to guard against—!"

I was pretty confident at first.

After all, according to the regulations of the system, if this order wants to make a profit, it needs to achieve a net profit increase of 10 million knives within 7 days.

Note that it is profit growth, not 7-day total profit.

Due to the system beyond reality technology, it is possible to accurately calculate the 7-day profit amount under normal conditions, and the error will not be greater than 100 knives.

But now, whether it is "Sekiro" or "Pinnacle Country", they are still in the peak sales period, and their normal profits are very high, with little room for growth.

In other words, relying on this wave of brand announcements, it is still relatively difficult for Golden Wind to achieve a net profit increase of 10 million knives in 7 days.

But never expected!

Lao Gu did it so terribly!

The entire Huaguo game circle, up and down, was all fooled by him!

In other words.

This event can simply be called an all-round announcement of the golden wind to China and even the world game circle!

All of their 16 games will be the beneficiaries of this grand announcement!

With an average of $625,000 in sales per game, it's done the job perfectly.

It's not that Shen Miaomiao is bragging.

According to this sensational situation.

Just 10 million knives in 7 days, and you can reach the standard with your eyes closed.

Thinking of this, Shen Miaomiao couldn't help sighing.

well……

The so-called heaven will send a great responsibility to the people, and they must first suffer from their will.

It seems that before "Watching Pioneer", I can't lose a penny, so I can only be a successful female president honestly.

God is fair.

Shen Miaomiao nodded.

God must think that I will directly lose a fortune and freedom in "Overwatch", and I can't get too much, so I let me experience all kinds of failures first, and finally give me the greatest reward.

"Yes, it is like that!"

Thinking of this, Shen Miaomiao's mentality became more balanced, she nodded and took a deep breath:

"In that case! Then—"

...

"Enjoy this super challenge of extreme creativity and speed collision!"

"Ladies and gentlemen!"

"I declare!"

"The first stop of the Golden Bull Global Challenge—"

"Swedish Soapbox Car Challenge!"

"Officially unveiled——!!!"

With the loud and enthusiastic voice of the host Joe, it sounded in the huge speaker!

On the first day of the new year, both sides of Seventh Avenue in Kaskoruna, Sweden, were full of noise and excitement!

As the only Baroque city in Sweden, Kascoruna is adjacent to the Baltic Sea and is known as the "Pearl City in the Crown".

And right here on Seventh Avenue, which leads directly to the Baltic Sea, a nearly one-kilometer-long section of the main road was completely martial law.

Both sides of the road are filled with cushioning haystacks, and the sidewalks on both sides outside the haystacks are crowded with spectators who come to watch this bizarre and interesting challenge.

The clapping of applause and screams and whistles stretched for kilometers.

And following the voices of the lively audience, follow the track all the way to the source.

A raised ramp with a giant blue arch stands at the start of the track.

now.

Two men with oriental faces stood right in front of the arch, picked up the scissors together, and cut the red ribbon across the starting point!

Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!

All of a sudden!

The ribbons and fireworks exploded on both sides. Under the colorful ribbons, Gu Sheng and Xu Zhixing laughed and applauded, and raised their hands to the cheering passers-by and audience.

Foreigners are so free...

Gu Sheng laughed and cursed at the same time.

Looking down from his position, you can see that Wuyang Wuyang is crowded with foreigners who came to watch the fun on the whole street. At a glance, there are thousands of them!

At this moment, as the two authorized live streaming platforms at home and abroad, Twitch and Shark, the barrage is also full of fire!

'It's started, it's started! '

'So I still don't understand what this soapbox car means...'

‘Have you ever seen a handmade movable skewer piano? race that thing'

‘Hahahahahahahaha what a fucking image’

'I understand when you put it that way...'

"Fortunately, we should invite handmade Geng"

‘No, the piano has power, this competition requires no power, just pure slippery’

‘Woc is quite difficult. The track looks like it must be about 700 meters long, and there are ramps, puddles and steps.’

'Just kidding, how about the extreme challenge (dog head)'

'Awesome...extreme...'

'...'

And with the curious discussion of the audience.

The short opening of the challenge was also completed.

Gu Sheng and Xu Zhixing, representatives of the organizers of the event, spoke separately, and then sat in the viewing seats.

And the host Joe also grandly announced after some introduction of the competition system——

"I declare! Golden Bull Global Challenge - Swedish Soapbox Car Race!"

"Officially opened——!!!"

boom--! ! !

With the sound of surging music!

On the shark live broadcast platform, the voices of two Chinese commentators also cut in:

"Hi, everyone, audience, good afternoon. At 8:30 a.m. on Swiss time, the Golden Bull Soap Box Car Competition officially opens. I am Colonel Guan, the commentator for this event."

"Hey, hello everyone, I'm a doll."

Wow——

The live broadcast room exploded!

‘Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Come on guys for real! '

'It's getting fierce, LPL has become a soapbox competition'

'It's so right bro! It's so right! '

‘Hahahahahahaha is too abstract, there is a kind of beauty of the stone man who puts on the Auspicious Shadow Killing.’

'Damn it, it's just Xiao Huang. If you change to another company, you can't do such an abstract job'

'It's too sloppy hahahahaha...'

'...'

The audience laughed.

Immediately afterwards, in the live broadcast room, Colonel Guan's voice sounded:

"Then let us invite the first representative team that participated in the competition today to bring their participating vehicle—the Falcon Shark!"

"Wow!"

Doll, who is also a professional commentator, spoke out of professional instinct and continued:

"As soon as you hear the name, you know that this car is mighty and domineering. It is a falcon and a mad shark. It can go up to nine days to capture the moon, and down to the five oceans to catch turtles! The domineering side is leaking!"

And with the voice of the doll.

On the high platform, a vehicle covered with a red cloth slowly appeared in the picture along with the lifting platform.

Red silk outlines its wings.

The ferocious snout protrudes, fiercely aggressive!

Immediately afterwards!

Hula——! ! !

As the red cloth is uncovered!

The audience froze!

A top-heavy, chubby shark, with a pair of big demented eyes, suddenly appeared.

The tongue made of red cloth drooped around his mouth, and it looked like he was vomiting blood from a distance, covering the wheels of the front of the car.

Both sides of the body stretched out with wings, like a pair of gull-wing doors, covered with chicken feathers.

And under the shark's body, there are two eagle claws, stepping on two small wheels.

The audience was silent for five seconds.

then.

Laughter like an explosion swept the audience in an instant!

The bullet screen exploded——

‘Hahahahaha grass! ! ! '

‘Whose fucking stupid car is this? ah? whose family? Do you care? I'm fucking going to call the police! '

'ah? ? ? '

‘Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, this car is really too abstract with this name’

'etc? Isn't this a big shark sculpture? '

‘Pfft ha ha ha ha ha ha——’

‘Who the hell designed it, to laugh at me to death and inherit my art game x2? '

'oh--! correct! It's Yiyou! Look! '

Following the reminder of the barrage audience.

Look at that picture again.

Two drivers also appeared.

I saw that these two people were actually wearing somatosensory cabin boxes made of foam boards.

Although simple, but the iconic angular shape and the LED waistline running through the whole body, people can still tell at a glance that this is Yiyou x2!

The audience couldn't hold back anymore!

‘Hahahahahahaha, my fuck is going to laugh ...’

"I even suspect that this is Xun Teng's team, just to deliberately discredit Yiyou hahahahaha..."

"Where did Yiyou find such an extremely conspicuous bag? Damn it!"

'Hahahaha I laughed my head off'

‘Come on, brother who drives the big shark eagle! '

'I fucking beg you to stop hahahahaha I'm dying to laugh...'

‘It’s so stupid, beep, help me hahahaha...’

'A unique job! A New Year's Eve! ! ! '

'...'

Laughing like crazy!

Opening Lightning Strike!

Once the two brothers, the shark carving tricycle and the somatosensory cabin, designed by Yan Sheng himself, detonated the audience instantly!

Not to mention the audience, even the two professional commentators couldn't hold back after seeing such a combination, and the voices of the commentators were trembling!

"good very good……"

Colonel Guan's voice was clearly about to lose its hold, but he still tried his best to hold back his laughter:

"It really is a very domineering car! Then...then...hehehehe..."

Colonel Guan is really tired.

He also wanted to explain it well.

But when he saw that the two brothers in the somatosensory cabin were stuck by the big shark because of their size, he really couldn't hold back.

Relying on the fact that there is no picture in the live broadcast, he just closed the microphone and squatted on the ground, laughing and wiping away tears.

And the doll on the side is taking on the heavy responsibility at this moment!

"Okay, then I...uh hehe...we saw that with the help of the staff, our two contestants finally got into the big shark... the falcon mad shark!"

"Okay! Get ready!"

【beep--】

"As the referee whistled, the crazy shark pushed by the staff rushed out at a very fast speed!"

Swish——! ! !

Accompanied by the sound of the whistle, the Great Shark Eagle rushed downhill like an arrow flying off the string!

Hulala's wings made a sound, and the shark's wings trembled, as if it was on the verge of falling.

And the shark's red tongue also floated up, shaking rapidly in the air.

As for the two eyes full of wisdom, they also shook with the vibration of the tricycle, revealing a strong mental retardation in their playfulness.

The barrage had already burst out laughing.

The scene got out of control for a while.

And the next second!

The fast gliding eagle shark is about to meet its first difficulty!

"Okay! Start at 40 kilometers per hour! Crazy Shark is about to usher in its first leap ramp!"

"Let's see if it can soar into the sky with the help of this pair of falcon wings!"

And with the excited voice of the doll.

Just listen to the bang in the venue!

"Fly! Fly! Fly!"

Colonel Guan's exclamation followed one after another!

"The wings of the eagle falcon mad shark fly!"

"But the falcon mad shark is like an athlete who swims very fast and has not fastened his swimming pants. He rushes out like an arrow off the string, leaving only a pair of wings to watch in place!"

"It's really a sand sculpture stage——"

The two explanations are blessed to the soul, with one voice:

"You are ashamed to come!!!"