Chapter 303: When Are You, Cornick! Me, You, Me!

"Well……"

As soon as he entered the main interface of the game, XTT felt something was wrong and groaned.

After closing seven pages including "Daily Missions", "First Charge Benefits", "Server Opening Activities", "Assembly Gifts", and "Pride Flag Collection", the genius boy fell into deep thought.

"I fucking..."

XTT hesitated, and even wondered if he entered the wrong game:

"I'm driving the 75-dollar pre-order "High Energy Pioneer", right? Isn't it the free "Wire of Fire?"

Opening Lightning Strike!

The bullet screen can't be stretched at once!

'broken! Zhongyue read it! I have already used the Yunwei motion sensor cabin, why do I still play the pop-up window for the shuttle? '

‘Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, that’s so right brother, did Yunwei let the little polar bear take over his home?’

‘Don’t be embarrassed, there aren’t so many pop-up windows in Shuttle Now, and Fire Qilin gives it away for free’

'ah? I'll look at it later, go get the Fire Qilin first...'

'I was amused at the beginning, I even saw the lucky draw wheel just now? '

"It's not that you're in a trance, there really is a big turntable that draws weapons..."

'ah? '

'This... 75 knives? '

'broken! What a fucking imbecile! '

‘It’s hard to imagine that this is the interface of a buyout game, I can’t fucking hold back hahahahaha...’

'...'

This is what you designed too? ? ?

Under the lightning strike at the opening, let alone many experienced players.

Even a person like Shen Miaomiao, who doesn't play many games, was shocked by the dazzling pop-up cheat page!

This thing... should only exist in free games... and not all free games are like this...

After all, she seems to have only seen this battle in a few games of Xunteng Games Guangyao Studio.

Even in several free games like Tianlang, the cheating pop-up window is not so scary.

"Oh, this is Lao Lu's suggestion,"

Gu Sheng smiled and nodded:

"Lao Lu thinks Xunteng's opening to cheat Krypton's pop-up window is really disgusting. Every time you start the game, you have to spend half a minute to close the pop-up window. It is really annoying, so I added it."

talking.

Gu Sheng took a sip of Coke, shrugged and muttered to himself: "They really haven't changed anything..."

Shen Miaomiao was numb.

He looked at the live broadcast window in despair.

Yunwei's head is so lifelike, he really stepped on any pitfalls.

this is not……

"Are you disgusting on purpose? I belong to CNM!"

Before Shen Miaomiao could finish muttering, XTT in the live broadcast room was the first to lose its hold. After looking at the closed page, there were densely packed up, down, left, and right. ] and a series of red dots on the label, the whole person is like a volcano on the verge of eruption:

"I CNM, I put you here to play the fucking PC page game? Did I buy it out with money? No? I have to check my consumption records later, I remember I didn't receive a refund, this game Don’t you think it’s going to be free after Nima’s release?”

As soon as this statement comes out!

The live broadcast room was full of joy and laughter, and the audience almost burst out laughing——

'I knew it! '

‘Hahahahaha too abstract’

'Did Yunwei cheat, or did the polar bear cheat? '

'I'm dying of laughing at this page'

'Fifteen Taoist dogs, walk sideways in the whole district! '

‘Hello everyone, I am Zha Zhahui, a new version of the Miracle Ship that you have never seen before, at eight o’clock tonight, if you are a brother, come and kill me’

'This page is so fucking funny'

'Genius boy became imbecile child overnight! Is it the distortion of human nature, or the loss of morality! Stay tuned at 8 o'clock tonight - "The Way of No Return"'

'It's a fucking live broadcast of immortals, it belongs to yes'

‘No wonder there is no player voice, they are all busy laughing, right? '

'Hahahahahahaha grass...'

'...'

"Uh... this is Dajiang's suggestion,"

Seeing little Nezha staring at him again, Gu Cheng shrugged his shoulders:

"Da Jiang felt that this thing was even more disgusting than the pop-up window, so he added it. Who would have thought that they would continue to use it... Maybe the stupid foreigner has never seen this battle..."

Off the charts bro!

Shen Miaomiao was not well.

While being astonished, I suddenly thought of a theory——

The reason why the industry top can be the top in the industry is not only because they know how to lead to success, but more importantly, they know where the giant thunder in this industry is.

But the problem is!

This kind of extreme cerebral palsy is obviously the setting of disgusting players, even a layman like her can see it.

Why can't Yunwei's designer in charge of this project see it?

It stands to reason that even if the designer in charge of this project is an idiot:

"He shouldn't be low-powered, right?"

Shen Miaomiao really didn't understand.

When he heard this, Gu Sheng laughed out of no surprise:

"The designer in charge of this project is indeed not low-powered. He was even one of the three Camela Royals before, and he has worked on two 3S-level projects - "Silent Hill" and "Goddess". He is... "

Fate is wonderful.

Shen Miaomiao's expression was complicated and she closed her despairing eyes for Yunwei.

Yamamoto Tsuna.

This unlucky guy unexpectedly confronted Old Gu again.

That makes sense.

There is no doubt that Yamamoto Tsuna suffered from severe "Gu Sheng PTSD" due to the previous miserable failure.

For Lao Gu, this unlucky guy must be afraid and hate, so that after "stealing" the project "personally supervised" by Lao Gu, he blindly trusted this supernova designer who is now famous in Asia and even the world authority.

When Lao Gu draws a pit, he jumps into it.

even!

It is very likely that he himself has seen the big iron nail under the pit, and under the pressure of the words "Gu Sheng authority", he will lie to himself that it is a chocolate molar stick, and then jump down without hesitation.

well……

Shen Miaomiao sighed lightly, took a sip of the brown sugar water that Lao Gu specially boiled for her, then turned slightly, leaned gently beside Gu Sheng, and found a comfortable position to rest her head on his lap. on the shoulders.

So be it.

Marry a chicken as a chicken, marry a dog as a dog, who made me blind at the time, and in that Wanjun, I picked such a seemingly smart, but actually really smart Mr. Manager.

Adjust your mentality.

Have fun. I still do.

after all……

If you look at the external factors of rebate or not.

This game is really fun to the point of evil——

"Oh - NM doesn't know how to play D (output), can you stop grabbing it! You are playing NM JB!!!"

In the live broadcast room, XTT's voice was full of anger!

Barely accepting these disgusting opening pages, XTT is like an unlucky guy who just fell down and got up from the ground. Before he could stand still, he was created by a set truck named "Fixed 222" !

To know!

As long as it is a player who plays FPS, everyone has a heart that wants to output.

However, under the fixed formation of 2T2N2D, so much output is definitely not enough to match a match.

Ever since, an extremely embarrassing situation appeared——

Ever since, an extremely embarrassing situation appeared——

If you play T or N, then the matching time is 5-10 seconds at best, and you can start the game immediately.

But if you play D, the matching time shown above is a full two minutes!

That's it, it still shows the time.

XTT chose the hero "Cross Hammer" and entered the game when it was still unable to start the game after five minutes of matching.

The team competition in this game is divided into two categories-

Dog tag acquisition and flag grabbing.

Needless to say, dog tags, kill people to pick up dog tags, and the party with the most in the end wins.

In fact, in theory, if you want to win in this mode, you have to be D to kill, T to pick up cards, and N to milk T.

But the two D's of XTT are pure mad dogs!

People can't be killed alone, so they madly send dog tags to the opposite party.

"Oh, I'm really... oh... can you please don't give me grass...you fucking give me a hammer!!!"

boom--

Seeing that his teammates are hopeless, XTT is extremely talented after all, charging with a sledgehammer, relying on his own blood volume advantage, he actually pushed the opponent with the highest dog card into a corner.

Immediately afterwards, the sledgehammer moved, killing the opponent on the spot!

Ding! ! !

28 dog tags appeared in front of XTT in an instant!

There was cheers in the live broadcast room!

Even Gu Sheng and Shen Miaomiao cheered for XTT, calling it awesome!

However, the next second——

brake--! ! !

A green figure, like a ghost, flew in front of XTT in an instant, and took away the 28 dog tags he managed to win.

At this moment, the countdown to the game has come to the last ten seconds!

"Why!"

XTT let out a short exclamation, and the whole person was stunned, watching helplessly as his "Ninja Yuan" teammate reached out and grabbed the long knife behind his back!

[Gold-plated, wow, cool——]

bang bang!

【ah--】

Halfway through the big move, he was directly shot to death by two headshots from the opposite cowboy.

Last second!

Ding!

28 dog tags were accurately picked up by the opposing cowboy.

【fail】

"..."

silence.

There was a long silence.

XTT fell silent.

He opened the scoreboard silently, then selected the teammate ID of that ninja source, chose to report, and then chose "maliciously disturbing the game environment".

next second.

The pop-up window pops out——

[I'm sorry, Pioneer Girl didn't detect that the player's data is abnormal, please make good use of the game reporting function to create a better game environment, thank you~]

"roll--!!!"

The explosion-like roar resounded through the live broadcast room in an instant, even shaking the microphone to the point of tearing!

The volcano of XTT has finally erupted!

Like a huge wave, even more like a raging flame!

"I'm fucking! Do you understand me, I'm fucking!"

"**Teammate dies! This is how my **** game environment is. You tell me to make good use of the report function?"

"I report your **** I report it! My **** game!"

"It's just $75 for your **** game! Are you in a hurry to buy a coffin for you *stinky* bastard!"

"I *your blood* *Kornik!"

"I'm going to *f*ck* me****!!!"

"ah--!!!"

XTT's ultimate defense breaking, the audience's hilarious carnival——

‘Hahahahaha, I have a show! '

'Warning warning! WARNING WARNING! '

'Red Wen! The ultimate red temperature! '

'The blood pressure is full all of a sudden hahahaha'

‘The heart rate was directly 135 hahahahaha, I never experienced such an explosion when hunting 1 and 3’

‘I’m so stupid that I laughed until my stomach hurts this game, it’s so fucking fun’

'What kind of SB game is this hahahahaha'

'"Learn from all the strengths"'

'God damn learn from others'

‘Hey, I suddenly had a bold idea, could this thing be a smoke bomb deliberately placed by the old thief, and then Yunwei stole it?’

‘Hiss—although this guess is out of the ordinary, and even a bit evil, but thinking about it carefully...it seems to make sense...'

‘Yeah, this opening page and a bunch of activity red dots, who read it and say that it’s too offensive...’

'And it also sounds like a job that an old thief can do'

'Don't say it! Don't tell me! '

‘Hahahahaha that’s too outrageous’

‘Laughing to death, it takes a lot of SB to be fooled by such a big B, this game is like buying a piece of shit for 75 dollars’

'Why! Why! Go and see the live broadcast of other anchors in the shooting game area! I would like to call it the public toilet Spring Festival Gala! '

'ah? Really? Hahahaha...'

'...'

good!

The popularity of "High Energy Pioneer" is too hot!

From the United States to the Americas, to Europe and across the ocean to sweep the world.

During the period when "Watching Pioneer" has not yet been released, and the release date has not even been announced, there is no doubt that "High Energy Pioneer", which dominates the masterpiece and publicity, has become the only FPS masterpiece released so far in the first half of the year.

And the anchors from all walks of life also added the game to the pre-order early, just waiting to play it today!

But the result!

Whether the anchors played happily or not is doubtful.

But there is no doubt that everyone is clearly disgusted by this rotten game!

Bibles from all walks of life appeared one after another.

Someone complained about the second-generation FPS setting——

"Why does the orangutan captain's stun gun need to be aimed? I don't know. I'm sick anyway. When the forced gun is raised, the opposite D will run a fucking 100,000 meters away. I have died 10,000 times. It’s stiff, maybe all human beings have migrated outside the solar system. When you aim the gun, there’s nothing left, and you’re still aiming at it. I don’t understand what you’re aiming at with a gun that’s forked. What about your mother, do you have to take a look at it to pretend to be a jerk? Did the virtual sight dig your grave? You aimed at your ass..."

Someone complained about the krypton gold system of the game——

"Leaving aside the fact that this game costs more than 75 knives and 500 knives, just look at the lottery setting of this destiny. 500 draws are guaranteed, and each draw is 2 knives. I believe that friends who have played the game know what the guarantee means. It means that in addition to spending more than 500 yuan to enter the game, you also need more than 1,000 dollars and 7,000 dollars to fully obtain the complete game experience of a hero, and the direct price of 200 dollars can only be purchased with krypton gold. Feitian Dacao Iron Fist and your mother take a turn to force Brigitte who has a hard hammer, control and output. I just want to ask if Yunwei is going to go bankrupt recently, or Vivendi wants your mother to lay water pipes for the Milky Way... ..."

Some people complain that these are full of correct game image and voice acting-

"I'm playing DWA, and I suddenly said 'my balls are itchy'. I, CNMGCB, if you are sick, go and treat it! NMGB must be disgusting, right? I have to mention that this persona is a Help her, right? Is CNM fun? Either it’s a black angel, or it’s a man with a broken heart. Gouba proud flags can’t wait to post them all over the map. Why don’t NMLGB’s be so proud? Going out with the flag of pride? I’m CNMD! It’s so popular, which magician group did you see come to play the game? Oh, licking the special group with the right banner, disgusting players who play games, right…”

Some even knelt because of their madness, ran away on the spot, their blood pressure exploded and they sprayed ELO——

"The shit is either all stupid opponents, killing people like killing chickens, directly 20-0-0! Or you fucking stuff me with cerebral palsy teammates, and equip the opponent with self-aiming AI! Fuck you If you like control so much, why don’t you go home and control your dog’s crazy shit! What’s the point of making this shit game! Technology is useless, I have to burn incense and worship Buddha, right? Burning incense is worse than practicing guns! I f*** you like using **** AI to control the winning rate so much and sell your f*cking game! You might as well learn from Ke Meila to be a steel ball fairy and chant my f***ing..."

Players all over the world are excited.

As the player said.

although!

"High Energy Pioneer" has set off a frenzy of breaking circles all over the world because of the correct banner!

But the problem is!

In the end, it is ordinary players who buy and play games, not those magician "leaders".

Ever since!

A huge game jihad begins here!

Players from all walks of life shouted "Konik you *when*! I *you************* me*!"

An unprecedented public relations disaster, like a building about to collapse, a storm of overturning, is facing Kaunick and his Yunwei——

Come on! ! !

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