Say Yes To Making Bad Games, What the Hell Is Titanfall?

Chapter 291 This Activity May Not Be Active, but It Must Not Be Idle

"Okay! Crazy Shark successfully crossed the finish line, and the final score was 1 minute and 20 seconds! Very good result! A good start for us!"

Following Colonel Guan's excited voice, the Great Shark Eagle had stopped in the flying grass at this moment.

Since the cars in the soap box competition do not have brakes, after crossing the finish line, the contestants often need to stop the car by hitting the haystack.

The camera zooms in, and then look at this big shark.

The front face of the shark has been flattened, and the two wings have already flown in the previous bump.

And the two 'sensing cabins' have completely 'fallen apart' at this moment, only the cover of the somatosensory cabin is still hanging around their necks.

Both looked very excited.

"Excellent performance! Come and interview the two of us!"

The host, who had been waiting at the finish line for a long time, stepped forward and extended the microphone to the brothers in the somatosensory cabin:

"As the first team in the world to debut, they finished the game right from the start and won a good start. Do you two have any thoughts?"

After all, the microphone was handed over to the big brother in the somatosensory cabin, and the big brother seemed very excited when he took the microphone:

"Thank you so much for your support, it's a pleasure to be able to participate and complete this ingenious competition,"

"Then thank you, Mr. Yan, for your trust and support,"

"He was the one who designed the car with full authority!"

And with the voice and gesture of the big brother in the somatosensory cabin, the camera also switched accordingly!

The close-up of Yan Sheng's expression full of surprise and astonishment suddenly appeared on the big screen and the live broadcast of every audience member!

After being stunned for a full two seconds, Yan Sheng stood up amidst Gu Sheng's applause and nodding beside him, grinning an embarrassing smile that was uglier than crying, and raised his hand to greet the camera.

The audience laughed like crazy——

‘Hahahahahahaha is actually designed by the president of Yiyou’

'It feels like Mr. Yan's teeth are about to be crushed'

'The old thief next to him has such a cheap expression hahahahaha...'

'Where did Yiyou find these two eye bags hahahahaha...'

"Tomorrow, the brothers in the somatosensory cabin will be fired from the advanced company because of their left foot."

‘Although the brothers in the somatosensory cabin say thanks, they always feel that they don’t want to blame the big shark’

‘Somatosensory cabin: Even if it is opened, I must shout out in a decadent voice-the big shark sculpture was designed by our boss! ! ! '

'Laughing yue...'

'...'

Good start!

The appearance of the big shark eagle and the abstract post-match interview session directly cue the boss, directly pushing the event to a hilarious climax.

However.

Just when everyone thought that the Great Shark Eagle was already an abstract performance at the peak level of the game!

More weird abstract cars and hilarious famous scenes will appear in turn!

There is [Self-Explosive Truck]——

The huge polar bear rises slowly in the lifting platform.

The audience was in an uproar!

I saw that this polar bear is made of renewable foam, which is lifelike. The logo of the golden bull is printed on the back. .

The audience exclaimed!

There is no doubt that the car following Yiyou belonged to Shun Teng.

But compared with Yiyou's Big Shark, Xunteng's car is obviously more sophisticated and handsome!

However.

Just when the audience was amazed at the handsomeness of Xunteng Xiaoche!

In the next second, behind the polar bear, two riders stepped out, came to the front of the car, and swag!

I saw the two pilots, one black and one white, with two instructions written on their clothes——

One Ctrl+C, one Ctrl+V.

'? ? ? '

In an instant, the screen was full of question marks!

‘I’m not acting anymore, are I? '

‘God damn copy and paste! '

‘Traditional arts, right? '

'ah? ? ? '

‘Hahahahahahahahahahaha, you guys are so big at playing...’

'Is that fair to say? '

'It's so abstract, it's so fucking abstract...'

'Damn the little polar bear is a bit playful, love it'

'It feels like the little polar bear has become much cuter since he was beaten up by Mr. Lotus that year'

'Come on! Self-destruct truck! '

'Hahahahaha...'

'...'

There is [Pharaoh’s Tomb Relocation]——

Ept, one of the bull drink raw material suppliers from Egypt, is ingenious and combines the pyramid elements of its own country with the car.

When a pyramid-shaped pyramid slowly appeared from the lifting platform, the audience burst into bursts of cheers!

"My God, it turned out to be a pyramid!"

"This is so creative!"

"I feel that every participating car is full of creativity, it is simply a large-scale brainstorming gathering!"

"But the question is, how should this car be driven?"

"That's right, the perfectly fitted vertebrae don't look like they have a driving position..."

However!

Just when the audience was talking about it.

There was a click, and everyone was watching, under the eyes of everyone.

A gap appeared at the tip of the pyramid.

Immediately afterwards, a pilot with a pharaoh mask painted on his face grew out of the pyramid like mushrooms after a rain.

Hula——

And as the pyramid car suddenly rushed out from the big downhill, it was accompanied by a handsome tail flick by accident.

The audience is boiling!

'Grass! Get up! Saw the pyramids drift! '

'Hahahahaha my mother told me to get out and laugh...'

'It's too abstract, I didn't expect that the manufacturers on the Bulls would be so busy'

‘You don’t have to live to participate in this event, but you definitely can’t live without work’

‘Hide it quickly, don’t dare to let Britain see this technology, otherwise the Egyptian pyramids will be pushed to the British Museum tomorrow’

'Britain: Got it! Come to work at the museum tomorrow! '

'Admission! Direct admission! '

'"The Pharaoh's Tomb"'

‘Please don’t make me laugh, my stomach hurts already’

'I can't stop laughing, I really can't stop laughing...'

'...'

There is [Third Sister Gets on the Car]——

"Okay, we saw that the monkey-pull cart of the CSTG team passed the first ramp smoothly. Although there were slight bumps, the speed did not decrease, and it was as firm as a rock!"

Amidst the sound of galloping, accompanied by Colonel Guan's explanation, A Yin held the steering wheel steadily, and sat firmly in the four-wheeled car. On both sides, the little monkeys drawn by Yiyi and Nana with discarded cardboard were lifelike.

And behind him, in the car connected by simple iron chains, his cousin was sitting in it, wearing a helmet, and holding the handle tightly with both hands.

Swish——! ! !

"With a splash! We see the Monkey Pull Cart through the pool perfectly again!"

"Although the speed has slowed down a little, it is already the player who took the least time in the whole game!"

"If they maintain this speed, they will surpass the Mad Shark and rank first in the game!"

Speaking of this, Colonel Guan raised his arms excitedly and shouted:

"Ahead is the final continuous curve! The opportunity to create a record is at hand!"

"Come on! Monkey pulling the cart! You will definitely be able to do it!"

However!

Colonel Guan's voice has not even fallen!

As A Yin and his cousin entered the curve, under the speed inertia of up to 30KM/H, I saw A Yin suddenly swayed in order to avoid the haystack in front!

Immediately afterwards, there was a bang!

Under the action of strong inertia, the iron chain snapped instantly.

With the scream of my cousin: "Ai ai ai - I am stupid!!!"

Boom!

Hay splash.

The cousin overturned the car in an instant and plunged into the haystack!

A Yin in the front also realized the tail-off behind, and quickly looked back:

"Hey? Hey! Hey, I lost the car! Cousin! Cousin, are you okay hahahaha...!"

Cousin is of course fine. After all, you need to wear a full set of protective gear to participate in the competition, and the outer cushioning hay is solid and soft.

only……

"Hey! Hey, you hold back! I'm not in the car yet!"

Cousin with tufts of hay runs down the track chasing cars.

"I can't stop! You hurry up! You hurry up! Come on, cousin!"

And A Yin in front of him looked back at him while laughing.

The scene was out of control for a while, and the barrage in the entire live broadcast room was not fully displayed, and there was a serious freeze——

‘Third sister—get in the car——! '

‘Pfft ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...’

‘Third Sister, why didn’t you come up——! '

'How annoying you say hahahahaha'

'My cousin has a short neck, but he has no neck when he wears protective gear'

'I'm going to laugh out loud'

‘This year I’ll just point to this piece and I’ll be happy until next year’s New Year’s Day’

'Hahahahaha...'

'Guan University has contributed a lot'

'"come on! Monkey pulling a cart! ""'

'" You can definitely do it! ""'

'I really take instant poisonous milk'

'It's so harmonious, I'm so...'

'Ha ha ha ha……'

'...'

There is also a top-level famous scene like [Protecting the Iron Pilot]——

"No? We also participated? I didn't arrange anyone to participate?!"

On the viewing platform, Gu Sheng took a look at the BT7274 cockpit-shaped car as the lifting platform appeared on the big slope.

Look at the pilot wearing the iron pilot costume and the iron pilot helmet, the wind is messy.

Gan.

Why did Kanlezi see my own head?

"Of course I arranged it!"

Beside, Shen Miaomiao giggled triumphantly, a pair of big eyes flashed a sly light.

Gu Sheng was speechless, and a bad premonition slowly rose in his heart.

Not surprisingly.

As soon as BT7274 and Cooper Pilot appeared on the stage as the finale, they immediately caused a sensation among audiences all over the world!

"BT starts!"

With the excited shout of the commentary doll:

"The main character BT7274 of "Titanfall", one of the representative works of Golden Wind, and its iron pilot Kubo rushed down the track! The start was very steady!"

rumble--

The stable body spans slopes, leaps over jumps, and passes through puddles.

It can be seen that the self-weight of this car should have reached the limit of the competition requirements.

The low-lying body almost sticks to the ground, coupled with the shell made of hard plastic panels, the vehicle runs very smoothly.

but.

It is precisely because of the excessive weight of this car that its speed is far inferior to other small cars.

You know, soapbox cars don't have power.

The reduction in speed means that the power of the vehicle is exhausted.

as expected.

Just after BT crossed the puddle, entered the curve, and barely turned two turns.

Lulu—boom——

"BT leaned against the haystack and stopped, apparently lacking power,"

The voice of the doll sounded:

"Fortunately, the finish line is coming soon, and Iron Pilot can push BT across the finish line... Wait? What is he doing?!"

With the doll's scream.

Seeing Iron Pilot push open the cockpit door and step out of the car.

However, instead of rushing to push the cart, he took off a mini blower from his waist.

Then he took out a big balloon from his arms.

Attach the mini blower to the large balloon.

laugh--

The water-blue balloon inflated instantly.

And the pilot who played the role of the iron pilot also put it on the seat.

then.

Turn the car around, aim for the finish line, and give it a push!

Whoosh!

The BT carrying the big balloon flew out backwards!

The driver who played the role of the iron pilot fell to his knees in pain, and reluctantly reached out to the departing BT car!

Grass--! ! !

Gu Sheng immediately understood what this guy was doing!

The voice engraved in DNA instantly sounded in my mind——

[BT: Protocol 3, Protect Iron Pilot]

[Cooper: B—T——! ! ! 】

Gululu——

With the BT car across the finish line.

The water-blue balloon that had been inflated all along also burst!

Boom! ! !

As the ribbons fluttered, audiences around the world exploded on the spot——

‘Grand——! ! ! '

'Too abstract! I can not stand it any more! '

‘Hahahahaha I hate you, uncle! '

'I knew what he was going to do when he took out the balloon! '

'The holy cabinet, eh? ! Agreement three, right? ! Protect the Pilot, right? ! '

‘Hahahahahahaha, look, the old thief has already covered his face...’

'I laughed so hard, I just made the old thief speechless hahahahaha...'

‘The old thief sat up from the bed in the middle of the night: isn’t he sick? ? ? '

'Too abstract...'

'A unique job! I would call it the best of the field! ! ! '

'No, who is this? This cosplay is too exciting! '

'And it looks like even the old thief doesn't know! '

'I'm coming! The post-match interview is here! '

'...'

With the audience's curiosity and heated discussion!

On the big screen, the host Joe greeted this unique iron pilot:

"An ingenious way to break through the level! From the enthusiastic cheers of the audience and the boiling in our live broadcast, it is enough to see that you are the best idea today!"

The iron pilot's voice came from the helmet, and it seemed that the laughter was muffled:

"Hahaha, thank you, thank you, thank you all."

"Then we also noticed just now that you competed as a driver of GW, but Sam, the president and chief director of GW, seems to be unaware of it?"

With Joe's voice, the picture turns.

A close-up of Gu Sheng was shown on the big screen at the scene.

Gu Sheng shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands, showing a completely unexpected look, affirming Joe's question——

He really didn't know who the driver was.

He didn't even know that their Golden Wind actually had a driver sign up for the competition.

It also made such an astonishing old knife revisiting the bridge!

Seeing this, Joe laughed out loud:

"Then, this mysterious driver, now, can you reveal your true face of Mount Lu for us?"

heard!

The audience held their breath, and all the audience in the live broadcast room opened their mouths wide open curiously.

Who is this man? Why did he participate in the competition without the knowledge of the Golden Wind? And why are you so familiar with the classic bridge of Titanfall?

In the spotlight!

The mysterious driver nodded, "Of course."

then.

I saw him slowly bending over, leaning down...

——

PS: Twelve points in the next chapter

Again PS: Tomorrow will resume adding changes until the 29th

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