I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

Chapter 367: Guiding Xiaohong to Establish a Correct Outlook on Life

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An Lin was not surprised that Xiaohong could sing "Go to School Song". After all, Xiaohong likes to sing children's songs when she is doing photosynthesis, and "Three Hundred Children's Songs" is also his gift to Xiaohong.

But who can tell An Lin what Xiaohong's style looks like with a "sun" on her head and a staff in her hand?

Also, what the hell is this naked muscular monk who is called the "Messenger of the Sun" by Xiao Hong! ?

"Hey, the kangaroo has escaped, what should we do?" Xiao Hong held up a sun and landed next to An Lin, with a charming and innocent face, and a slightly troubled look.

"The Shadow Demon has the ability to open different spaces. This explains why it can survive my Four Spirits Fire Sea, why it can directly penetrate the Void Flame's defense and attack me directly..." An Lin frowned and spoke. Said: "But it is not the return period. The duration of this space utilization ability is definitely not permanent. Let's wait and see if it can't hold on and pops up."

"Oh..." Xiaohong nodded obediently, looking around intently with a pair of charming eyes.

Dabai ran to Xiao Hong very excitedly: "Boss Hong, you are really our lucky star. You saved the world as soon as you took action and did not embarrass our animal pet group, woof!"

"Hehe..." Xiaohong blushed at the praise, and on a whim, she summoned several more Sun Messengers, which were distributed in various locations in the secret room, ready to beat the Shadow Demon to death as soon as he came out.

An Lin couldn't help but twitch the corner of his mouth when he saw a group of naked muscular monks in the secret room.

"Um... Xiaohong, are you... tired of standing in the sun?" He thought it would be best to test Xiaohong's condition first.

"Don't be tired, don't be tired. This golden wheel is a gift from the sun. We should all praise the sun!"

Xiaohong's eyes were bright and she said proudly.

An Lin: "..."

"Then... what's going on with these monks, and what's their relationship with the Messenger of the Sun?" An Lin thought for a while, and decided to ask questions to understand Xiaohong's inner world.

After all, it was the master who asked the question, and Xiaohong answered very quickly, and immediately said delicately: "Master, what can you think of when you look at the monk's head?"

"What can you think of...their hair is gone?" An Lin blinked and said.

"Wrong! I can think of the sun!" Xiao Hong said in a measured tone, "The monk's head is round and round, like the round sun in the sky. It can also reflect the brilliance of the sun, so they are qualified to be the messengers of the sun!"

An Lin's heart felt heavy when he heard this.

Was Xiaohong blinded by the sun?

At this time, Xiao Hong was already excited: "Life has given you black hair, but you use it to block the sun."

With emotion on her face, she raised her hands in the air: "Only a monk would shave off his black hair to reflect the brilliance of the sun! Praise the sun!!"

Okay, no need to doubt it, Xiao Hong was definitely fooled by the sun!

An Lin looked at Xiaohong with some distress, wondering if he paid too little attention to her and didn't even know that she had undergone such a terrible change...

"Xiaohong, the monk's bald head is not to praise the sun, but to cut off worries and get rid of worries..." An Lin explained earnestly.

Xiaohong heard this and retorted: "If you use things to be things, then things can be things. If things are not things, then things are not things. Things cannot be named, and names cannot be the reality of things. Names are not real, so things have no harmony." Master, the existence of some things is not necessarily what the legend says. Although the image is not an image, it is an illusion. In my eyes, the true image of the bald head is to praise the sun!"

An Lin stood there dumbly, dumbfounded by the shock, and his mind was spinning with thoughts.

Is that so? Is it really what Xiaohong said?

Is Xiaohong stupid because of the exposure, or does she become smart because of the exposure?

What she said was so reasonable and profound...

What should I do? How should a rude person like me persuade her?

No, why should I persuade her? Maybe the bald head is really to praise the sun?

At this moment, several naked muscular monks turned to An Lin and smiled kindly. Their bald heads were shining under the light of the little red sun, and they could not be looked at directly...

An Lin was so frightened by this scene that he felt more and more weird the more he looked at it.

Thick muscles, naked body, monk with the sun reflecting on his head...

Damn it! There is definitely something wrong with such a weird painting style! !

No, this kind of thing must be prevented from happening, otherwise Xiaohong's painting style will definitely be completely distorted!

An Lin took a deep breath and said solemnly: "Xiaohong, since you said that the bald head is to praise the sun, then why do you have to grow your hair? This proves that to praise the sun, all you need is a pious heart. !”

Xiaohong was obviously startled when she heard this, and a thoughtful look appeared on her pretty face.

"Pa!" She suddenly clapped her hands together, as if she had come to her senses, "Oh, when I talked about photosynthesis, something seemed to be missing. It turns out that I didn't follow through on this step!"

Immediately afterwards, Najie dodged, and a long sword appeared in her hand, slashing towards her head.

Damn it! An Lin was so frightened that he almost peeed when he saw it. He rushed over and hugged Xiao Hong tightly.

"Calm down! Calm down!! Treat what I just said as if I didn't say it!!" He hugged his soft and fragrant body and shouted loudly.

Xiaohong looked puzzled: "Why should I pretend that you didn't say anything? I think Master, your question is very reasonable!"

An Lin was about to cry. What a reason. The previous question "Why do you keep your hair?" was just a prelude. The key point was "Praise the sun, a pious heart is enough"!

If Xiao Hong really shaved her head, the style would be simply explosive.

During the battle, a charming bald girl appeared on the battlefield, yelling "Praise the sun!", and then a group of naked bald muscle monks rushed out to fight...

By then, not only Xiao Hong would be doomed, but An Lin, as the master, would also be ruined.

At that time, there would definitely be many people questioning what kind of perverted master would train Xiao Hong to be like this?

An Lin took Xiao Hong's sword, rubbed his eyebrows, and thought about the wording in his heart.

At this moment, the space somewhere in the room suddenly squirmed, and then a crack began to appear.

In a bright space, how dazzling this crack was. Obviously, the shadow demon could no longer hold on and had to return to this space again.

The black kangaroo fell to the ground with a "thump".

Xiaohong's light seemed to have a strong suppressive effect on the kangaroo. As soon as the kangaroo appeared in this space, its body couldn't help but tremble, and its eyes were a little hard to open.

Then, the kangaroo saw several naked muscular monks rushing towards it.

What followed was a brutal and violent incident. The scene was very bloody and not suitable for children.

Bounce... slap... da da da... puff puff...

The kangaroo, who was beaten by several monks, lay on the ground, gasping for breath and tearful eyes.

Xiaohong's scallion-white fingertips gathered the light of the Golden Crow, and a golden energy penetrated the kangaroo's head, putting an end to the battle.

"Congratulations, the Dark Trial was successfully passed!"

Bai Ling's voice suddenly sounded, and white lights also lit up in the secret room.

"Boss Hong is mighty, Boss Hong is domineering and unparalleled! Woof!" Dabai shouted excitedly on the side.

This battle can be said to be Xiaohong's single-handedly turning the tide, and her prestige in the beast pet group has been further raised. At least, this is what Dabai thinks.

An Lin also rubbed Xiao Hong's head with some relief.

At this time, the muscular monks turned around again, naked, and smiled kindly at him...

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