I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

Chapter 385: Weight Loss and Weight Gain

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Seeing this scene, Dabai began to walk over with his head held high.

"Rabbit, if you stay here, you have to abide by the first-come, first-served principle. You can only be ranked fifth. I am the second oldest, and you usually call me Brother Bai. Do you understand? Woof!" Dabai looked at the Moon Rabbit, evil. Said with a smile.

Yue Rabbit's ruby-like eyes exuded a chill. The jade pestle for pounding medicine appeared in his hand and he put it on his shoulder. He chuckled and said, "Haha, you are worthy of being in front of me?"

"Newcomer, there is no Chang'e here to protect you. It seems that you are not willing to accept the training. Now let me show you how powerful Brother Bai is! Woah!" Dabai was also not to be outdone. He put the Hunyuan Tianxing Claw on his hand and placed it on his hand. The Moon Rabbit feinted in the air, and the cold light tore through the air, causing bursts of sharp roars.

"Are you powerful? I'll beat you into a useless dog!" Jade Rabbit waved the jade pestle and jumped towards Dabai.

"Rabbit, don't be arrogant, I'll teach you how to be a rabbit! Woof woof!" Dabai yelled angrily, and also rushed towards Yue Rabbit.

An Lin looked on with cold eyes, he was too lazy to intervene in this matter.

So, a fierce battle began.

Bumping... snapping... clicking... puff puff...

The battle ends.

Dabai lay on his back with a bruised nose and swollen face. Moon Rabbit sat triumphantly on Dabai's belly, waving the jade pestle and laughing loudly: "You useless dog, you are the only one who wants to talk nonsense in front of this rabbit? You are not overestimating your capabilities. !”

Dabai had never thought that one day he would be ridden by a rabbit, and he couldn't help but feel humiliated. But when he saw the tiger-like jade pestle, he instantly lost his temper: "Okay, Sister Rabbit, I admit that you can In front of me is Brother An's number one pet, so that's okay..."

"You know what's going on." Yue Rabbit nodded with satisfaction and let Dabai go.

But a few seconds later, Moon Rabbit raised its furry ears and glared: "No! When did I become An Dasha's pet? Oh my God, what on earth am I so happy about!?"

"Haha, you are lucky to be my pet." An Lin grabbed Yue Rabbit's ears and pulled them up.

Then he discovered that the Moon Rabbit was really heavy. No wonder Chang'e disliked him and didn't even want to hug him.

"How dare you be rude to me!" Moon Rabbit shouted angrily.

She was about to hit An Lin on the head with the jade pestle, but then she saw An Lin took out Chang'e's letter and shook it in front of her. A mysterious wave spread, making her suddenly wither.

An Lin put down the Moon Rabbit with a smile and said: "Now I am your supervisor, you have to listen to me. You arrived later than Xiaohong, Dabai, and Clown, so you can only be ranked fifth. Also, here , you must be humble, polite, and obedient, and you are not allowed to bully Dabai, you know?”

Moon Rabbit twitched its long ears and said with a look of despair: "I know..."

She doesn't have to listen to anyone else's words, but she must listen to Chang'e's words. Otherwise, if she wants to eat delicious food in the Moon Palace in the future, it will be simply wishful thinking!

"Fifth sister, don't be depressed, Brother Bai will take good care of you. Woof!" Seeing the ninety-degree reversal of the situation, Dabai immediately became happy and said with a majestic look.

Yue Rabbit raised the jade pestle in his hand again, and Dabai immediately became scared.

"Okay, okay, let's get down to business first. How much do you weigh now, Xiaoyue?" An Lin said.

Yue Rabbit pouted her little lips and hummed, "Don't you know it's very rude to ask a girl her weight rashly?"

An Lin's mouth twitched slightly: "But you are a rabbit, and I have to supervise your weight loss!"

Yue Rabbit put his jade pestle into the ring, then took out a white disc-like thing, placed it on the ground, and then jumped up.

The disc emits a bright light and displays the value: 54.758

"I have to lose more than four pounds in a month. Can I use liposuction?"

An Lin suddenly felt that the road ahead was difficult and tried to ask.

Yue Rabbit chuckled, with a look of disdain on his face: "I am the divine beast of the moon, the magician of liposuction? Can you do it? Even the palace master can't do this!"

An Lin didn't care and asked, "Then what plan do you have?"

"There is no plan, this is a huge problem... Now I can only wait for the palace master to change her mind, not to dislike my weight, and let me return to her arms." Yue Rabbit suddenly had a melancholy look on his face, looking out the window and getting more and more excited. The sky is getting darker and darker, full of endless sadness.

An Lin felt a little funny when he saw this scene.

Moon Rabbit, who was disliked by Chang'e because of his weight, is really big news if outsiders find out.

"Well, let me make a weight loss plan for you. Well, you only eat one carrot every day and exercise for three hours. How about this plan?" An Lin said with a smile.

Hearing this, Yue Tu looked at An Lin as if he were an idiot: "If you can successfully lose a pound of weight by exercising according to your plan, I'll count you as the winner."

An Lin took a deep breath: "What about not eating for a month and training for twelve hours every day for a month?"

Moon Rabbit said angrily: "An Dasha! You are abusing Rabbit! And even if I do this, I still can't lose half a kilogram of weight!!"

"It's so difficult to lose weight. As expected of the Moon Rabbit..." An Lin looked surprised. It seemed that conventional weight loss methods were completely useless for Moon Rabbit, so he had to think of other ways.

After thinking for a while, he proposed several weight loss plans, but they were all rejected by Yue Rabbit.

In the end, he had no choice but to relax himself and do something meaningful, and that meaningful thing was...

Eat mooncakes!

An Lin took out a moon cake from the Najie that was as round as a moon disk. It was only as big as the mouth of a bowl, but under the light of the first moon, it had a kind of warm and gentle artistic conception of all things.

"What a beautiful mooncake..." Xiaohong transformed into a girl in red, standing aside delicately, her bright eyes flashing with brilliance, and for the first time, she had a strong interest in things other than the sun.

Yue Rabbit also licked his tongue unconsciously: "This moon cake contains the power of moonlight, and is made with various spiritual objects and laurel flowers. Not only does it taste the best in the world, but it can also extend your life for thousands of years. In addition, It can also enhance the power of energy condensation in the meridians and bones, adding the meaning of moonlight to the sea of ​​energy. An Lin, you have just been promoted to a god, and you can completely consolidate your realm after eating it!"

An Lin's eyes widened when he heard so many effects, and he couldn't help but sigh: "As expected of Chang'e, this mooncake is more precious than ordinary elixirs!"

Moon Rabbit smiled proudly, looking proud: "That's natural!"

An Lin looked excited as he cut the mooncake into five equal parts, revealing the filling inside. The stuffing looked like gold and jade, exquisite and clear, and the fragrance of laurel carried some kind of strange fragrance, which instantly filled the entire attic and was refreshing.

"It smells so good... The smell alone makes people so intoxicated..." An Lin squinted his eyes happily.

Dabai's saliva was all over the floor, and even the clown kept swallowing his saliva.

"Come on, I've cut it all, and you'll each get a portion!" An Lin said to the pets with a smile.

"Brother An is the best, I love you to death, woof!" Dabai pounced on him like a hungry wolf. With a stab of his dog's paw, a small piece of mooncake was immediately put into his mouth.

Just as it was chewing the moon cake, it suddenly trembled, collapsed on the ground, and groaned: "It feels good... Brother An, it feels so good, so delicious, woof!"

An Lin had a dark look on his face and kicked the dead dog away.

The clown also took a piece and ate it with relish, his eyes shining brighter and brighter.

"Master finally did a good thing!" Xiaohong picked up a piece of mooncake with her jade fingers and put it into Sakura's delicate mouth. She ate it happily with charming eyes.

When An Lin saw that Yue Tu didn't move, he immediately said, "Xiaoyue, take a piece too!"

There was hesitation on Yue Rabbit's face: "Uh... this is given to you by the Palace Master, can I eat it too?"

An Lin didn't expect the lawless Moon Rabbit to be so polite at this moment. He couldn't help but chuckled and said: "Since you are under my control now, you will naturally be blessed together. Otherwise, why do you think I would cut this moon cake into five grades?" Points?"

Yue Rabbit was slightly startled when he heard this, but rarely quarreled. Instead, he picked up a piece of moon cake with his white paws and said softly: "Then I'm not welcome."

Seeing that Yue Tu was also eating, An Lin smiled and picked up the last piece of moon cake and put it into his mouth.

The wonderful taste exploded instantly, making him tremble.

The power of the moonlight turns into a warm current to nourish the whole body and consolidate one's own cultivation. Part of the power blends into the sea of ​​​​qi, adding a faint light of moonlight to the sea of ​​​​qi; another part of the brilliance envelopes the soul, making the soul more solid!

At that moment, An Lin felt that he was flying above the moon, wandering among the sea of ​​osmanthus flowers, Chang'e smiled at him, and the moon rabbits danced around him...

Thousands of words condensed into one word:

Cool!

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