Chapter 387: On Fat

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An Lin knocked on Cheng Ge's door and saw the handsome Cheng Ge.

"Fuck, Cheng Ge! What are you doing?!"

An Lin stood there in a daze after seeing Xuanyuan Cheng and cried out.

Xuanyuan Cheng was wearing a dark green military uniform at the moment, with an upright posture and shining gold stars on his shoulders, looking majestic and particularly energetic. This is not the point, the point is why would Cheng Ge wear a military uniform? !

Seeing the shock on An Lin's face, Xuanyuan Cheng's face rarely turned red, and he explained: "Student An Lin, this is the clothes Huang Shanshan gave me. She said that this dress is very energetic, so I tried it, and it really improved my temperament..."

An Lin took a deep breath. Is this a great improvement in temperament? This is a twisted temperament, okay! From a fairy who is ethereal and out of the world to a soldier who defends his country! It turns out that he was too deeply affected by the nuclear bomb. Is he going to take the arms route?

Xuanyuan Cheng said seriously: "This clothing can change the mental outlook of the sect's disciples. I think we can try to promote it in the sect..."

An Lin's mouth twitched, and he imagined the scenes of the sect's disciples wearing military uniforms and flying swords, using various immortal methods. It must be said that it was really magical.

Xuanyuan Cheng invited An Lin in and began to explain his idea of ​​changing the sect's mental outlook. From clothing to discipline, then to cultivating the sect's collective consciousness, and finally extending from the mortal military soul to the sect's immortal soul.

The more An Lin listened, the more amazing he felt, because what Brother Cheng said was really reasonable!

He is indeed a genius, he just has ideas, and a nuclear bomb immortal sect is rising!

Finally, An Lin gave a mooncake to Xuanyuan Cheng.

Xuanyuan Cheng was not hypocritical, and accepted it generously, but just kept this friendship in his heart.

Afterwards, An Lin ran to Su Qianyun's small attic again.

It turns out that this girl actually eats mooncakes every festival, including the Spring Festival, the Lantern Festival, the Dragon Boat Festival, the Mid-Autumn Festival, and even the Double Ninth Festival!

Ah, why don’t you eat mooncakes during the Qingming Festival?

Su Qianyun said, “Drinking osmanthus honey during the Qingming Festival is more effective than mooncakes.”

Throwing it in anger!

An Lin couldn’t send the mooncakes away, so he had to teach Su Qianyun a foreign language.

Half an hour later, he returned to his residence and asked Yuetu how many times a year he could eat mooncakes.

Yuetu said once a year, only during the Mid-Autumn Festival.

An Lin asked again, “Why does Su Qianyun have five opportunities to eat mooncakes a year?”

Yuetu’s eyes moistened when he heard this, and he ate carrots by himself without saying a word.

Seeing Yuetu like this, Anlin finally felt better.

The next morning, Anlin asked for a leave and began to fly to the Tushita Palace.

In the Tushita Palace, Anlin went straight to find Yin Xi.

Yin Xi had already included An Lin in the list of important guests, so even if he didn't explain his purpose, he could go directly to the alchemy room to find him.

"Fellow Daoist An Lin, congratulations on your successful transformation into a spirit. I've been busy refining pills these days and couldn't spare the time to congratulate you. I'm really ashamed. I apologize to you here first." Yin Xi saw An Lin coming, and a look of joy appeared on his face, and he took the initiative to greet him.

"Senior Yin Xi, you're too polite." An Lin glanced at Yin Xi, who had become a lot rounder, but was still as agile as before, which was amazing.

He then said, "I came here to ask if you can refine a pill for Yuetu to lose weight?"

When Yin Xi heard this, he immediately glared and said, "Yuetu? Are you sure? Why does she want to lose weight!?"

"Why else can she lose weight? Of course she's too fat!" An Lin rolled his eyes and said.

"No matter how fat she is, she's not as fat as me. I'm not afraid, so what is she afraid of?" Yin Xi looked puzzled.

An Lin's face twitched: "If she was as fat as you, Chang'e would have killed her! She is now over 54 pounds. If she wants to lose weight to less than 50 pounds, what kind of elixir should she use?"

"It's a waste, a waste of natural resources... The Moon Rabbit is a divine beast in the moon. Do you know how precious her fat is, huh?" Yin Xi said excitedly.

"I don't care about that. This is what Chang'e meant. Just tell me how much the elixir costs." An Lin curled his lips and said firmly.

"Alas... Have you seen the meat on my body?" Yin Xi patted his belly, which was as loud as a drum.

An Lin nodded: "I'm not blind."

"My meat contains the essence of the elixir. It is repeatedly tempered in the body. Once it bursts out, the energy contained in one pound of fat can resist the blow of a true god! This is my way of elixir. When the energy is condensed to the extreme, it will be the time to turn into a dragon and soar into the sky!" Yin Xi said in a deep voice.

An Lin was stunned. Yin Xi weighed over 300 pounds, so this fat must be at least 100 pounds. Thinking about it this way, it was indeed very scary!

"The Moon Rabbit is the divine beast of the moon. It is nourished by the moon all year round and tempered by the blood of the divine beast. One pound of her fat is countless times more precious than my fat. Do you understand?" Yin Xi paused and continued, "Chang'e's alchemy ability is higher than mine. Why doesn't she use elixirs to help the Moon Rabbit lose weight? I'm afraid she also thinks that doing so is too wasteful!"

An Lin thought it made sense and couldn't help but hesitate.

"And the Moon Rabbit divine beast has a special physique. To melt and expel the fat from its body, it needs the sixth-grade immortal pill Wanlian Heavy Liquid Pill to do it. One Wanlian Heavy Liquid Pill can reduce one pound of fat, which costs 400,000 spirit stones. Five immortal pills are 2 million spirit stones." Yin Xi said.

When An Lin heard this, he immediately felt that it was very reasonable and nodded in agreement: "Senior Yin Xi's words are shocking! I have really benefited a lot. It is really stupid to use elixir to lose weight! Fat is so wonderful It can block impacts, can be used as a backup energy source, and can also increase hand feel... What a fool to lose weight!"

Yin Xi patted An Lin on the shoulder happily: "Haha, fellow Taoist An Lin is really easy to understand."

An Lin thought to himself, it doesn't work, so many spiritual stones will kill people!

"Senior Yin Xi, since fat is precious energy, and you also said that one pound of your fat can withstand a strike from the true god, do you have any method to quickly utilize the energy of this fat?" An Lin suddenly said.

His idea is simple, since fat cannot be removed through medicine, then use it!

"Oh, I have indeed mastered this method, but my alchemy may not be suitable for Yue Rabbit..." Yin Xi was a little embarrassed.

"That's all... my alchemy was also inspired by you. If you really want to get this method of quickly utilizing fat energy, I will teach you the method. You can talk to Yue Rabbit about it. Of course, you can How much she realizes depends on her luck."

Yin Xi sighed and began to teach An Lin his inner skills.

The more An Lin listened to this mental method, the brighter his eyes became. That kind of energy transformation method was simply unheard of. Not only was the transformation process efficient and harmless, but it also made him feel something that was in line with the Great Dao.

He looked at Yin Xi, who had become a ball of fat, took a deep breath, and marveled in his heart that Yin Xi might really be able to find a new world on the road to taking pills!

After listening to his inner thoughts, An Lin saluted solemnly and expressed his gratitude to Yin Xi.

"You don't have to thank me. Without your pill-eating performance, I wouldn't have realized this method." Yin Xi looked indifferent. There is still a long way to go. This mental method is just the basis for starting.

An Lin bid farewell to Yin Xi and returned happily with his thoughts.

The door to a new world has been opened to him, a world that belongs to thousands of foodies.

Don’t worry about gaining weight, it will become your most powerful strength!

Next...it depends on whether Moon Rabbit can realize it!