I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

Chapter 384: Chang'e's Mooncake

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Is there still justice? Is there still the law? !

An Lin wanted to call the police, someone urinated and defecated in his sea of ​​qi!

Then he thought sadly that no one would believe it.

Even if someone believed it, no one could help him...

"Ah... I'm so tired, I really want to change this fucked up life..."

An Lin's fighting spirit, which he had finally ignited, was finally exhausted, and he lay on the bed with a look of despair.

At the same time, the news that An Lin successfully broke through the Chenghua God Stage began to spread throughout the school, causing a huge shock! Especially when the students heard that the thunder tribulation in the sky was the Jinxu Thunder Kirin, and An Lin could actually control the Jinxu Thunder Kirin, they all fell silent.

Later, they heard that An Lin successfully passed the tribulation and accidentally gave birth to a Kirin child, which made all the students completely stunned on the spot, with thunder rolling above their heads, as if they were listening to a heavenly book.

"I didn't expect that Senior An Lin really broke through to the God Transformation Stage."

"He is now the first student in the school to reach the God Transformation Stage. The speed of advancement to this realm is simply terrifying!"

"Is this the point? Shouldn't the point be that classmate An Lin refreshed our view of cultivating immortals..."

"Surviving the Golden Void Thunder Tribulation, playing with the Golden Void Thunder Tribulation as a pet, and finally giving birth to a great life... This has indeed recast my view of cultivating immortals!"

"I can no longer describe my feelings in words. At this moment, I just want to kneel down to Brother An!"

"Ahhh~~~ I'm so excited. We live in the same school with a living legend!!"

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Just like that, "An Lin's Tribulation" became the hottest topic on campus during this period.

After resting for two days, An Lin started going to school as usual. Then, walking on campus, An Lin found that his fame had reached a very terrifying level. From time to time, he would encounter crazy fans on the road, and then scream to scare him.

This scream was of course not intentional, but just because they were too excited...

Discussion posts, friendship posts, and confession letters flew like snowflakes. An Lin naturally wouldn't waste too much time reading these things. After all, there were too many to read! Well, at most he could read the confession letter...

The task of raising An Qilin's weight to one kilogram has been put on hold by An Lin.

He didn't even know how to communicate with An Qilin, so how could he fatten An Qilin?

An Lin recalled the feeling when he held An Qilin in his arms. The weight should be about one pound, which means he had to fatten An Qilin by twice as much. Just thinking about it made him feel like a terrible and difficult task.

On an evening when the rosy clouds covered the continent, an unexpected guest came to An Lin's small attic.

"Dong Dong Dong..."

"Dong Dong Dong..."

A very rhythmic knock on the door sounded.

An Lin opened the door and found a pair of white fluffy ears standing up high.

Looking down, there was a pair of round eyes and white rabbit teeth.

"Good evening, An Dasha."

The pleasant voice sounded, and this big rabbit, half a person's height, swaggered into the door, not considering himself an outsider at all.

An Lin's mouth twitched slightly. If he hadn't seen that she was holding a bag of things in her hand, he would have kicked her out.

"Lord Moon Rabbit, I didn't expect you to take time out to see me. I'm really flattered!" An Lin smiled flatteringly and took the initiative to make tea for the white and jade-like Moon Rabbit.

"The Palace Master heard that you have broken through the Spiritual Transformation Stage, so he sent me to deliver some gifts." Moon Rabbit said in a dignified manner.

"Hey... How can this be possible! How can I let Fairy Chang'e spend money? There is no need to send things. I will be very happy that you can come to see me!" An Lin waved his hands repeatedly.

Moon Rabbit smiled lightly, and his two big ears swayed happily in the air: "You are sensible, then this Chang'e moon cake belongs to me. I haven't eaten enough when I was in the Moon Palace. The Palace Master is really stingy... But she is so generous to you, I have been unhappy for a long time, hum!"

An Lin heard this and thought, that's Chang'e's moon cake!

Could it be that if he said a few humble words, the rabbit would take it seriously?

As soon as he thought of this, he grabbed the bag in Yuetu's hand with lightning speed, and then immediately put it into the ring. The whole process was smooth and flowing, which made people sigh!

"Since Master Yuetu has come here, I naturally can't let you come in vain. So I think it's better to cooperate with your actions and let you successfully complete the task assigned to you by Chang'e." An Lin looked righteous and gave Yuetu a Lei Feng gaze.

Yuetu blinked: "I understand the truth, but why did you take the carrots I ate on the road?"

Her fingers flashed white light, and a yellow disc with exquisite packaging appeared on the table, and she said: "This is the mooncake that Chang'e wants to give you."

An Lin: "..."

The scene was very embarrassing.

In the end, An Lin took out Yuetu's dried carrots with a red face, and Yuetu complained several times that An Dasha was indeed worthy of his reputation.

"There are six mooncakes in total. The energy contained in mooncakes is extremely high. You can only eat one piece a week at most. Don't be greedy." Yuetu said in a cute voice.

An Lin nodded repeatedly and couldn't wait to open the box.

I saw six golden round cakes inside the box. Its outline was as perfect as the full moon in the night sky, exuding an extremely moving moon-white luster. The faint fragrance of osmanthus began to fill the whole room, making people shiver.

Because of this fragrance, Xiaohong stopped photosynthesis, Dabai woke up from his lazy sleep, and the clown rushed in from the door, his eyes shining with golden light.

An Lin swallowed secretly, suppressed his urge to eat the mooncake immediately, and turned his gaze to a piece of white letter paper inside the mooncake box.

He opened the letter curiously, and the font inside was as beautiful as flowing water and blooming flowers, which was particularly pleasing to the eye.

The content is: Congratulations to fellow Taoist An Lin for his successful promotion to the stage of divine transformation. I once promised to give you a moon cake as a gift to fellow Taoist monks, and I have never forgotten it. Now that you have a double happiness, I will send you moon cakes to express my congratulations. In addition, Xiaoyue will be trained by you. You must make Xiaoyue's weight drop to fifty kilograms within a month.

——Chang'e.

After An Lin read the letter, he looked at Moon Rabbit with a strange expression: "What does this mean?"

Moon Rabbit rolled his eyes: "Double happiness means the joy of successfully transforming into a god and the joy of successfully giving birth to a son!"

"That's not what I'm asking." An Lin shook his head immediately after hearing this. Then he seemed to realize something and felt a tightness in his chest again. "No! You have to ask this too. This double happiness is also poisonous!!"

Yue Tu shook his head helplessly and said in an old-fashioned manner: "Oh, Dasha An...I won't be a show-off anymore. The palace owner thinks I'm too fat to be carried and doesn't want me anymore. She restricts me to lose weight to less than fifty kilograms within a month." , and you are the supervisor, do you understand?"

An Lin's mouth twitched when he heard this. Help Yue Tu lose weight?

He suddenly remembered that he had indeed mentioned to Chang'e in the laurel forest that he would help Yue Tu lose weight, but he didn't expect that she would really take it seriously...

There is no reward for no merit. In fact, the moon cakes given to him by Chang'e must be valuable. It is natural for him to do something for Chang'e, but he has no experience in this kind of thing!

An Lin was still thinking about how to make his golden doll gain weight, and now here comes a fairy rabbit who wants to lose weight?

In the days to come, my mind will probably be filled with weight issues.

He couldn't help but sigh, what happened to this world? Am I really cultivating immortality? !

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