Honkai Biography

Chapter 17 Dream and Jun Meet Each Other in the Same Memory

Honkai calendar year 4407,

At noon,

Linshan,

The small fan brings a slight coolness, and the summer is long.

"Hey! Bell."

"Huh? Good afternoon, Xiaoshi. Why are you here?"

"Xiao Shi? Call me Master Chi Yuan!"

"Okay, Xiaoshi."

"Hey! You girl! Forget it, you can call me whatever you like. Who told you to be Wutong's sister-in-law? Anyway, we are similar in age, so I won't suffer. And the great Red Kite Immortal doesn't know how to Not great because of what others call you!"

"...What's the matter with you?"

"Hey, did you dream about your brother-in-law yesterday?"

"H-how do you know?!"

"The immortal can know everything in the world by counting with his fingers."

"...Your fortune-telling stall hasn't closed down yet?"

"What are you talking about? I calculated it accurately. How can it go bankrupt without paying for it?"

"Is it because you don't need money that it's easy to go bankrupt?"

"You don't understand, this is my hobby, not for making money. Of course, if my calculations are particularly accurate, and some rich little women insist on stuffing money into my arms, I can't stop them. Oh~ I can't help it, I'm too I’m so talented and so popular, so distressing!”

"That's not because you are accurate in calculation, but because you look so much like Hua."

"What are you saying? Are you asking me to take advantage of her? Am I someone who relies on my reputation to make a living?"

"yes."

"What is it?! You little girl can't speak very well. Did you learn it from your brother-in-law? I obviously rely on my talent to make a living."

"...You should do something serious. By the way, how on earth did you know that I dreamed about my brother-in-law last night? Tell the truth."

"Hehe! Because I can also dream about him. Let me tell you, it is actually not a dream, but Wutong used a special method to contact us across the world."

"Really? So that's it... I asked you, why was last night's dream so real?!... You shameless brother-in-law, it's been more than 200 years before he even thinks of me!"

"Pfft! Hahaha! Oh, you look so interesting! You look like a harem, haha!"

"..."

"Hey, hey! Don't do it, don't do it, Xiaoling is obedient, Xiaoling is good! How come you can't afford to play? Don't be impatient just for fun! I'm not laughing at you anymore, really... poof, haha! "

"..."

"Hey, I was wrong, I was wrong. I didn't laugh. I really didn't laugh. Don't spread the sand."

"snort!"

"...By the way, what did your brother-in-law tell you?"

"He asked me to take care of myself and beware of the scam that breaks my will. Also, he and his eldest sister are living a good life. It seems like... he will come back in a hundred or two hundred years, and he asked me not to use his safety, um... That’s about it.”

"...Damn it! This damn Wutong!"

"Huh? What's wrong? Did your brother-in-law bully you in your dream?"

"That's not true, but he just said three words to me: 'I'm not dead', and then left! I thought he was struggling to say a word! It turns out he doesn't like to talk to me! Damn it! Wait for him He's back! I want him to taste the fist of Immortal Red Kite!"

"But when brother-in-law comes back...you may have forgotten about today, right?"

"...Yes! How about that?!"

"Then forget it, what else can be done?"

"..."

early morning,

The sun is shining brightly, the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant.

Sakura and others felt awkward when they saw the sun again. They had long been accustomed to living in the darkness.

"Is the sun so dazzling? Is this world so close to the sun?" Sakura said, covering her forehead with her hands and squinting her almost closed eyes.

"Haha, what a stupid fox, you'd have 'melted' if you were close to the sun." Mebius sneered out of habit.

In fact, Snakehara didn't like standing in the sun even more than Sakura. However, she was very adaptable to the environment, so it didn't take long for Mebius to eliminate the discomfort in her eyes and body.

Gu Eden closed his eyes and asked slowly: "Is today a special day? Why can you spare the time to take us out to play?"

Although this world is beautiful and pleasant, Eden still prefers the desperate world she originally lived in. That is her home and belongs to her.

Of course, it’s nice to go out for a walk once in a while.

"It's not a special day, I just want to take you to see the sunshine and have some food." Wutong said with a smile, "People can't live without sunshine and food, let alone forget what they feel like."

Wutong didn't feel the slightest discomfort.

Sakura sneered and said, "Oh, that's really nice to say, but it's been more than two thousand years and you just remembered to come to us?"

"Have I not brought you here several times before?"

Sakura got angry when she heard this, and she complained: "How many times? How many times did you have the nerve to say it?

"Why don't you understand?! Where do you usually do so many things? Why are you so busy?

"You don't care which tree to cut or plant. Are you sick? Show your ability, right?!

"On average, you go back to the bedroom to sleep more than a dozen times a year! What's even more outrageous is that you always ignore us.

"You know

Do you know how we survived? ah? ! do you know? ! say! Mute? ! "

Sakura pushed Wutong hard. She had been dissatisfied with her husband for a long time. She had been holding this in her heart and wanted to say it for a long time.

"...Sorry, I have really neglected you all these years."

"Oh, what's the use of apologizing? It's better to stay in this world for a few more days and you stay with us for a few more days."

"Okay, let's just play for a month. Is that okay?"

"Really?" Sakura didn't quite believe it.

"Have I lied to you?"

"It's not a lie. I never believe anything that comes out of your mouth."

"I won't lie this time."

"You say that every time before you lie to someone."

Wutong spread his hands and said helplessly: "Can you give me some trust? Where is the trust between people?"

"Where is the trust between humans and dogs?"

"Don't bury yourself like this."

"Are you looking for a fight?" Sakura's tone became even more unkind.

Seeing that the two of them might want to take action, Eden "quickly" changed the topic and said slowly: "Can we meet ourselves in this world?"

"Impossible, at least in 40% of the world bubbles, we would have been dead long ago." Mebius replied.

"What about the remaining 60 percent?"

"We were never born."

"..."

Mebius looked at Wutong sideways and asked suspiciously: "Why do I think...you brought us here for the last meal? Are you planning to cause big trouble when you go back?"

"No, you are overthinking."

"Really? But that terrible world is about to collapse."

"It's okay. I think it can survive for another one or two thousand years, and it can get even worse."

"Pastry? What pastry?" Sakura moved her long ears.

"..."

"Let's go find some food first?" Wutong suggested.

"Okay...but how can we get food if we don't have money?" Eden asked.

"No matter which world you are in, there are many rich scum." Wutong smiled, "Let's get some from them."

"It's not good to get something for nothing." Eden said.

"No, we are working, we are punishing evil and promoting good."

"How about... let's eat wild fruits?" Eden suggested.

"You can eat wild fruits and watch us eat, drink and have fun at the same time."

"Well... I think punishing evil and promoting good is what I should do."

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