Chapter 21 Qiong Zhangruocai Ye Fushu
The plum blossoms are yellow, the sun is clear, the creek is overflowing, and the mountains are flowing.
Afternoon,
Taixu Mountain.
The sun is slightly warm.
Qin Suyi and Ye Caizhang moved a table and two Taishi chairs, found a flat spot by the pond, arranged food, drinks, peanuts, and prepared to fish.
I don’t know if they can catch fish, but these two women really enjoy it.
As a girl, Qin Suyi has already changed the cowardly image of her childhood. At this time, she is very feminine, tender as water, fresh as tea, calm and elegant.
Every move and every smile is touching, yet very approachable.
Qin Suyi wore a plain dress with a bulging chest, while Ye Caizhang wore an exquisite light green skirt. Her eyebrows are like green feathers, her muscles are like white snow, and her waist is like a bunch of plain clothes. Her temperament is very similar to Qin Suyi's. .
"Junior sister Caizhang, I will ask you to take care of my little girl Su Chang from now on."
Qin Suyi poured a glass of sake for Ye Caizhang, and then placed a bulging "red envelope" and a Xuanyuan sword on the table.
Ye Caizhang looked at Su Shang, who was only 1 year old in the stroller, holding a bottle in both hands and drinking milk. He picked up the wine glass, took a sip, and said in deep thought: "Senior Sister Su Yi, I think I am not as good as Master Chao Yu." , I am not as good as Master Ling Shuang in martial arts, and I am not as good as Senior Sister Su Mei in tactics, why do you want Su Chang to recognize me as your master?"
"Because Su Chang cannot be the apprentice of a master or an uncle. Otherwise, she would be of the same generation as us, so wouldn't it be a generation difference?" Qin Suyi also poured herself a glass of wine and explained, "As for Su Senior Sister Mei... I don't want Su Chang to have too much contact with her."
"Hahaha!"
Ye Caizhang put down his wine glass and shook his head with a smile: "Sure enough, biological and cloned daughters are different.
"If Su Shang was born in your ten-month pregnancy, would you treat her like this? Do you still care about seniority? I guess you won't consider anything for your daughter's future."
Ye Caizhang's words were quite unpleasant, and Qin Suyi certainly didn't like hearing them. She reached out and pinched her junior sister's waist.
Ye Caizhang was naturally not to be outdone and pinched his senior sister's... big breasts.
"ah!"
Qin Suyi exclaimed, then she puffed up her face, covered her chest with her left hand, and picked up the Xuanyuan Sword on the table with her right hand.
Seeing this, Ye Caizhang quickly stood up and took a few steps back. He smiled and admitted his mistake with a very humble attitude, almost kneeling on the ground.
A strange woman who seems to be able to bend and stretch.
"snort!"
Qin Suyi put down the Xuanyuan Sword pretending to be unhappy, rubbed her chest, and sat back down.
This damn girl pinched her so hard!
In fact, she didn't really care about her junior sister's words and behavior just now. The two of them had a good relationship and were used to fighting.
Ye Caizhang secretly rubbed her fingers. The soft and elastic feeling just now made her have endless aftertaste.
The feeling of pinching someone else is different from pinching yourself!
Ye Caizhang carefully sat back down and said with a smile: "Hey, I told you, don't be dissatisfied, you are not good for your daughter."
"What's wrong?" Qin Suyi said unconvinced.
"It's not good anywhere." Ye Caizhang said eloquently, "Don't talk about who to recognize as the master, just name it, Su Shang? It's so frustrating! It's just as frustrating as your name Su Yi! What do you think? Why did you give it to me? How about giving your daughter a name that resembles mourning clothes?"
"..."
"besides……"
"Okay, no more." Qin Suyi patted the table lightly and interrupted, "You, the 'big critic', have been talking for a long time. If I let you continue talking, can you Talking about it for one day and one night has made me worthless."
She knows her junior sister very well.
"Okay, senior sister, don't talk if you don't want me to."
Ye Caizhang picked up the wine glass, glanced at Su Shang, and then put it down: "Seriously, are you really willing to let Su Shang become my teacher? Your daughter has a good talent. She was born with a sword, and her destiny is extraordinary. She is a human being. The dragon and phoenix among them are much stronger than you. In my opinion, Su Chang's talent is second to none in a billion, second only to Master Uncle Ling Shuang and Master Xiao Yun."
Qin Suyi was silent for a moment and said: "Actually, I don't plan to let Su Chang learn martial arts. No matter how much she practices, Su Chang will never be the best in the world in swordsmanship. No matter how talented she is, she will never be better than Master Ling Shuang. No matter how high your martial arts skills are, they are still not as high as Grand Master Chi Yuan.
"It's different if you let her learn cultural knowledge from you. Wen Wu is the first. Moreover, if Su Shang learns 10% or 20% of your verbal skills, she won't suffer a disadvantage when she quarrels with others in the future. When His Majesty Wutong comes back In the end, Su Shang won't get sick from his anger."
"Sick from anger? Is His Majesty's mouth so powerful?" Ye Caizhang had never seen Wutong.
Qin Suyi thought for a while and said: "If you are in good condition and full of firepower, you can be as good as him."
Ever since Ye Caizhang ascended to heaven more than two hundred years ago, no one could speak against her, whether it was reasoning or scolding.
"However, from the looks of your daughter, I will definitely not be a calm person in the future. This child is not like you, but looks like Master Qingqiu. She probably won't like studying literature..."
Having said this, Ye Caizhang paused and said suspiciously: "Could she be Master Qingqiu's child? Be honest, did you secretly get it with Master Qingqiu behind my back and your foreign wife?" Did you go together?"
"Go! Stop talking nonsense! How can you always say that my character is... so bad?!"
"That's because there is something wrong with your character."
"I think you have a problem!" Qin Suyi glared at her.
"Okay, okay
, I have a problem, my character is terrible, okay? ! "Ye Caizhang said in a cowardly manner.
"snort!"
"By the way, do you really plan to let Su Chang learn literature? Aren't you afraid of delaying her talent?" Ye Caizhang confirmed again and again.
Qin Suyi hesitated for a moment and said: "Actually... we can't delay it. We have countless capable people here. If Su Chang's martial arts talent is particularly good, there are many people willing to guide her."
Under the deliberate guidance of her junior sister, Qin Suyi finally spoke out what was in her heart.
Ye Caizhang sneered: "Haha, so you think so! I just said there is something wrong with your character?! You still don't admit it!
"Leave a little trouble on me and give me a headache, but you can save a lot of worry.
"You are not looking for a master for Su Chang, but you are looking for a godmother and maid for her! Senior Sister Su Yi, you are really not a good person!"
At this time, Ye Caizhang picked up the red envelope on the table and prepared to put it into his pocket.
However, when she picked up the red envelope, she was stunned for a moment. She felt... there was something wrong with the weight and thickness? !
Ye Caizhang opened the red envelope.
"Senior sister, aren't you a bit unreasonable?! Even if the red envelope contains white paper, I won't say anything. At least I can use the white paper to practice calligraphy, but how many ghost coins do you put in it? What do you mean? Can you stop being such a hellish person all the time? Where did you get these hellish things?"
Gu "... Bai Wuchang gave it to me during the Chinese New Year last year... Don't look down on the Ming coins. These are hardcover limited edition Ming coins that no one else can buy. If you don't believe me, look at the Wutong on it." Your Majesty’s seal is so clear.”
Sending Ming coins during the Chinese New Year is equivalent to risking one's own life. Bai Wuchang is still so heartless.
"I'll go to hell with your daughter! No matter how clear it is, it's still a ghost coin! Has anyone ever given a ghost coin as a gift?!"
Qin Suyi smiled sheepishly when she heard this. She poured another glass of sake for her junior sister: "Just accept it. Senior sister really doesn't have much money. You don't know that children's food, clothing, housing and transportation are very expensive. Just the money for milk powder is a huge expense.”
Qin Suyi never took money from Ekaterina.
At this time, Ye Caizhang looked at Su Shang who was still holding a bottle and drinking milk. Her thoughts were different from before.
It turns out that what this child drank was not milk! It’s the fruit of senior sister’s labor! It's money!
Why is this child not cute all of a sudden?
"Since you have no money, why did you give me the red envelope?"
"There has to be some apprenticeship gift."
"Oh, okay, it's a boring custom." Ye Caizhang put the red envelope into his pocket, "Whether it's Ming coins, at least Ming coins sound like coins, and maybe I'll use them one day."
She is free and easy.
There is a reason why these two can become close best friends.
"I still have a banner at home, do you want it? It's also a limited edition good thing." Qin Suyi asked.
"Forget it, you can keep it for yourself. When you die, you don't need to buy Sushang. I can just use that flag to send you away."
"That's fine."
"..."
Ye Caizhang took a sip of sake and ate a peanut. After thinking for a while, he changed the topic of the underworld and talked about more underworld characters.
"Every time I talk about His Majesty Wutong, I feel very sorry in my heart. I especially want to meet him, see him with my own eyes, and get to know this legendary man. It's such a pity, and I don't know when His Majesty will return. "
"Actually, I don't know His Majesty very well. I lived with His Majesty for a while when I was young, and he always bullied me to tears... Ahem! By the way, didn't the master write a novel called "Indus"? ? There are also illustrations in it. You can understand the character of His Majesty Wutong from that book. I have also read that book. It is simply the best novel I have ever read."
Ye Caizhang smiled and said: "Haha, what's good?! You just don't realize it. The master's writing is too slow, and the writing style is too subtle and profound. It is difficult for others to understand except for high-end intellectuals like me."
"Moreover, that book described His Majesty as too majestic, not like a human being, and too dreamy.
"If you want to read novels and stories, you must read the works of Danzhu. The novels she writes are easy to understand, have ups and downs in the plot, and are self-consistent in logic. They are refreshing to read and feel novel and interesting.
"Master Danzhu is truly worthy of being the person who has created stories for thousands of years! Amazing!
"The only pity is that none of the novels she has written in the past thousands of years are good enough. Taken together, they are not as good as the master's "Indus"."
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Qin Suyi asked in confusion: "Do you still have music in your mouth? In the previous sentence, you said that the master's writing was not good, but Master Danzhu's writing was good! But, why did you change the last sentence?"
"I'm not wrong, you have to compare the good and the bad." Ye Caizhang said matter-of-factly, "The book written by the master has some bad points, but it is better than 99% of the masterpieces, at least , is worse than what Master Danzhu and I can write, but I’m not good at writing books, and the novels I write are even worse than shit.”
"That's not right. Aren't your reviews and other works unanimously praised by most people in the world? There are countless famous writers and people who have praised you. As far as I know, there are few books written by anyone that can compare with what you wrote. Books are comparable."
"Haha, that's because they are worse."
…
at dusk,
In the courtyard,
Wutong leaned on the bench, crossed his legs, and said with a smile: "You know
Well, Eden, a smoker and a non-smoker were sitting at the wine table drinking and chatting. As it happens, the two men have a very average relationship.
“At this time, the person who smokes often gets into trouble because of this.
“When drinking, eating, and talking, most smokers want to have a smoke.
"Therefore, generally smarter and more qualified people will choose not to smoke, or go to smoking places. Because this type of smokers know that most non-smokers particularly hate the smell of cigarettes, even if they say so , I don’t hate the smell of smoke.
"But doing this is very troublesome, and it will interrupt the chat and affect the atmosphere. In the heart of every smoker, in fact, he really wants to light one directly on the wine table. This is human laziness and has nothing to do with quality.
"However, although it is said to be inertia, it is because of this that the so-called quality is divided into high and low. This is interesting, isn't it?"
"You mean...people need to learn restraint and...conquer their own inertia?" Eden said slowly.
"No, I mean, if you can help yourself, don't smoke."
Wutong snatched the cigarette rod from Eden's hand and weighed it: "Good guy, it's really gold...?! Hey, smoking is harmful to health, I confiscated this cigarette rod."
"It can't cause harm to my body. You should know that the air in this world is more harmful."
Although the cigarette rod in her hand was snatched away, Eden remained indifferent and made no attempt to snatch it back. Her words and deeds were still unhurried, looking very elegant and pleasing to the eye.
"You can't smoke it either."
"I just wanted to give it a try."
"It doesn't work if you try. Many things are bad if you try. If a person who doesn't know how to swim has to try to swim in a deserted river, he will easily be unable to climb ashore."
Wutong stood up, walked to the black scarecrow on the side, gave it a big mouth, and said: "You asked it to get the tobacco?"
"It's not it, it might be passing by." Eden said.
Wutong was stunned for a moment, a little embarrassed, so he had to give the scarecrow another big mouth and criticized: "Why don't you walk faster when you are on the road? What are you doing standing here for so long? Are you lazy?"
The black scarecrow ran away aggrievedly.
"You drink and smoke, Dian'er, you just need a perm."
"What's the meaning?"
"I want to give you a perm."
"No, thank you for your kindness." Eden smiled and said, "No need, Wutong, if you want that piece of gold, just tell me directly and I will give it to you. There is no need to beat around the bush."
After saying that, Eden rinsed her mouth, nose and lungs with water. The smell of smoke was indeed not good, and the residual smell of smoke made her feel very uncomfortable.
Wutong melted the golden cigarette rod in his hand, removed the impurities and rolled it into a ball. Then he weighed it a few times and was a little disappointed. The weight might not be enough.