Honkai Biography

Chapter 20 The New God’s Weapon Calms the Storm

AD 1805,

destiny,

In the morning,

"Hey! Otto!"

Kallen pushed open the office door and ran in furiously.

"Please don't make any noise, Lord Kallen! Also, how many times have I told you, don't call Lord Otto by his first name in public, call him the Bishop or His Majesty!" Eleanor blocked Kallen. In front of him, he said with an unkind expression.

Her tone was very cold, as if she was facing an enemy.

Karen curled her lips. She felt quite unlucky to meet Eleanor. This girl had always been deeply hostile to her and Vera.

In fact, Kallen didn't understand this. She had obviously never pursued Otto. Why did Eleanor, Vera, and the other Valkyries who admired Otto have such deep hostility towards her?

A woman who is blindly jealous is too unreasonable. Her relationship with Otto is very simple and pure. They are just good friends who have been close since childhood.

Are these annoying and unreasonable women so guarded against their childhood sweethearts? Besides, they couldn't pursue Otto, and they had nothing to do with Otto. How could they have the confidence to be hostile to her? Don’t you have any self-knowledge at all?

"Idiot fans" are indeed a bunch of idiots!

Everyone is really full!

It seemed that there were still too few Honkai Beasts, leaving them too idle.

Otto was a very clean man. He lived for more than three hundred years and never said who he wanted to marry or whom he liked. There was no scandal whatsoever.

Kallen once wondered if Otto liked men?

She even used her not-so-smart brain to guess whether Otto might... secretly like His Majesty Wutong, or her ancestor Lord Kevin, but she didn't dare to say it, right? !

"Oh, I know, I know." Kallen waved her hand impatiently, bypassing Eleanor Severely Brainless Shaniat and walked to Otto's desk.

Karen's attitude made Eleanor feel that the white hair was even more annoying.

Of course, Karen didn't care whether Eleanor liked her or not, because she didn't like Eleanor even more.

It's okay if you look good on the surface, but can't fight.

Kallen put her hands on the desk and said, "Otto, I heard..."

"Call the Bishop!" Eleanor from behind interrupted angrily.

Otto waved his hand and signaled Eleanor to leave.

When Eleanor saw this, a fire rushed into her brain. She was so angry that her head was buzzing. She puffed up her little red face and left angrily, slamming the door loudly.

At this time, Vera stood up and poured a cup of black tea for Otto and Kallen each, and whispered instigation: "Master Bishop, why don't you expel Eleanor? Look at her attitude! This is obviously against you and Kallen. Your Majesty is dissatisfied! You can transfer her to the Siberian branch and freeze her to death... Oh, no, low temperature can reduce her anger and clear her mind."

"..."

Otto sighed deeply in his heart and said calmly: "You can go down too."

"No."

"..."

Vera is different from Eleanor. Otto is very kind to her, very indulgent, and can basically tolerate every move she makes.

Those who are favored are always confident.

Otto put down the pen in his hand, closed his eyes, and pinched his eyebrows: "What's the matter? Karen?"

"I heard from my dad that Paganini will come to Tianming to perform on the 15th of next month? Violin playing?" Kallen said excitedly.

Idiots always feel better quickly.

"Well, it's true. There should also be guitar playing. Do you want to...participate in the performance?"

"No! What I mean is...can you use your supreme power and vast connections to find me a better position. I want to watch her performance up close. Money is not an issue."

"The problem is that you have no money!" Otto thought to himself.

"Well... how about... you sit next to me, I'm in a good position." Otto suggested.

"But your location is not that close."

"I think it's pretty close...how close do you want it to be?"

"It's best to see how many eyelashes she has."

"...Do you want to stand next to her and watch the performance?" Otto was a little speechless. He reminded, "This is a music performance, not a mime performance. Why are you sitting so close?"

"Of course I know this, but I just went there to see her." Kallen said confidently, "The year before last, I saw her when I went to Italy to clean up the Honkai Beasts. Let me tell you, she is so beautiful! Second only to Yae Sakura! That voluptuous red hair is even more beautiful than Shakespeare’s!”

"Let's do this. When she comes, how about we invite her to have a meal in private?"

"That's great! Do you want to treat me?"

"……OK."

"That...Ms. Kallen." Vera said, "I heard people say that the reason why this 'King of Violins' has outstanding talent and peerless beauty is because she made a 'soul deal' with the devil. , signed the contract, and received the devil’s blessing.”

"Oh, I'm smart and don't believe those things. It's just 'dirty water' thrown at her by jealous fools who don't understand why she has that kind of talent."

Kallen said indifferently: "And even if it's true, I'm not afraid. I was an immortal before! Although I was expelled from the 'immortal'... But it will be over."

Yes! Moreover, I also have an oath from my old friend Judas. Even if the devil is in front of me, he must be honest! "

"Paganini should be the bearer of the natural stigmata." Otto said thoughtfully, "Maybe we..."

"It's not good! Lord Bishop!"

At this time, a blond and blue-eyed Valkyrie opened the door of the office and ran in hurriedly, interrupting the conversation between the three of them.

"The people from [The World's Most Cutest and Strongest Valkyrie Support Association] and [The World's Most Dazzling and Most Beautiful Bishop Support Association] are going to fight again! Now, these two groups are confronting each other in the central square! The total number of both sides is probably There are more than 500 people!”

"..."

These two "support clubs" with particularly long names are not formal organizations. As their names suggest, they are the "fan groups" of Kallen and Otto respectively.

These two "fan groups" were not organized by themselves.

In Destiny, there are many people who admire Otto, and even more people are devoted to Kallen. Therefore, these two groups of people spontaneously formed corresponding "fan groups".

Moreover, they are both very hostile to each other.

People who admire Otto hate Kallen. They think Kallen is the biggest threat, and they think the people in Kallen's "fan group" are a bunch of idiots.

The same is true for those who love Karen. They hate Otto and think that people in Otto's "fan group" are as hearted as snakes and scorpions.

"You should think of a way to disband these two groups." Kallen scratched her head and said, "They always fight and abuse each other. The influence is too bad."

"It's difficult!" Otto was a little helpless, "Even if we intervened, they would just change from the bright side to the dark side."

"That's better than not caring about anything, right? Don't always imitate Wutong Immortal's way of doing things, learn something better." Kallen advised.

"Okay, you're right, I'll think of a way. You go and control them all first, don't start fighting."

"good."

noon,

A little kid with white hair and red eyes, wearing only a pair of shorts, crawled to the study door on the second floor on his hands and knees.

"Dong dong dong!"

There was a loud knock on the door, and the kid was very rude.

"Come in." Wutong said without raising his head as he flipped through the materials on the desk.

"Dong dong dong!"

The little kid patted the door hard again. He couldn't reach the door handle and couldn't get in.

Wutong did not get up. He moved his fingers and controlled an invisible "silk thread" to open the door in the distance.

The little white-haired kid crawled into the house and said in a sweet voice: "The great Master 'Microphone' has arrived. Why don't you, humble No. 1, go out to greet me?"

"Who are you?!" Wutong raised his head and looked at him in confusion.

"My number is...forget it, even if you tell me, you can't remember it. My job is to send messages." The little kid sat on the ground and said proudly. He looked very proud.

"Password?" Wutong asked doubtfully, "Can you do this job well? Can you walk?"

"Of course! Don't judge a book by its cover! Do you look down on children? Let me tell you, I am the 'flower' of this world and the hope of the future!"

"Take two steps, get up and take two steps."

"...No! If you ask me to leave, I will leave. Wouldn't that make me lose face?"

"You can't even walk, how can you still spread good words?"

"You rely on your mouth to convey messages, not your legs."

"But your efficiency is too slow."

"Grandpa, whatever I tell you is not urgent. I don't even bother to answer urgent matters!" The little brat felt like he wanted to be spanked when he spoke, and he didn't know who to follow.

Since he deserves a beating so much, Wutong will certainly not tolerate him.

After a while,

Lying on the sofa, holding the little white hair on his buttocks, he twitched and said: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu I know I was wrong."

"Snapped!"

"I was wrong."

Wutong sat on the desk, put away the small leather whip, and said: "Stop pretending, what are you trying to say?"

The white-haired kid wiped the tears on his face, sat up, and said with a grin: "I found out why you are so cruel? Can you even kill a cute kid like me? You can't even do it to yourself. Come on, are you sick? Why don't you let the doctor open your cranium and check your brain?"

"If you keep talking nonsense, I'll shoot you."

"..." The child was silent for a moment, then cowardly said, "Okay, okay, you are really cruel to yourself. The doctor has created the twelfth God's Key and is transporting it to the corresponding island. "

"Is this worth sending someone to tell me?"

"Now, well... there was a little trouble during the transportation process."

"What little trouble?"

"It's too big to move." The child spread his hands and said helplessly.

"?"

Wutong tilted his head and asked, "Too big? Didn't I tell her to turn the Second God's Key into a door? What did she make?"

The space in this world is inherently fragile, and although there is a lot of Honkai energy, it is best not to waste it, so don't use the Second God Key if you can.

"It's still a locomotive, and it's a bigger locomotive, 52 meters long, 7.1 meters wide and 10.5 meters high. The doctor said the door is not cool at all."

"Ask her to 'reshape' the key of the second god and change it into a door."

"You have to tell her about this. It's useless if I say it, but it won't matter if others say it."

It's no use, she doesn't care about us. It's not like you don't know that she is too lazy to let us be experimental assistants. She would rather let the terrible Fox and Eden be assistants than use us. "

The white-haired kid kept chattering: "Damn it! Do you look down on us 'ordinary people' like this? We are not perfect and have given up our feelings and desires just to be busy working diligently every day. She doesn't even have time to eat. How dare she? Do you look down on us?! Let me tell you, Dr. Mebius just needs to be dealt with!

"Don't be too busy working. No. 1, you are different. You are our pride and hope. You have to punish her on behalf of us 'ordinary people'! Give her a trial!"

"Tonight, you should let her have a taste of the impact of your locomotive, let her feel the impact of the 'Key to the Second God', and make her convinced! In this case, she may be able to be honest for a few days. sky."

Wutong ignored the brat and went directly to find Mebius.

"Hey! Wait! Take me down and hand me over to my guardian! It's really hard for me to go downstairs. Hey! Don't ignore me! Hey?! This bitch! I hope you can be drained by the doctor. !”

The next afternoon,

In the laboratory.

After Wutong helped Mebius, who was slumped on the operating table, tidy up his clothes, he took the initiative to tidy up the house.

"So, what you are saying is that the First Divine Key cannot be completed due to the lack of artificial intelligence?" Wutong asked while wiping the experimental equipment.

"Um……"

Mebius responded softly, reluctantly opened one eye, and then closed it again. She felt very tired and was too lazy to reply.

But Wutong was annoying, so he continued: "Why bother? In fact, it can be done without artificial intelligence."

"Can you please stop talking to me about work at this time? I want to rest now." Mebius opened his dull eyes again and said weakly.

"You've had a day and a night off, why are you so lazy?"

When Mebius heard this, he felt a fire surge into his heart.

Seeing this, Wutong smiled and said, "Hey, that's right. Isn't this refreshing?!"

"...Can you be a human being?" Snake asked displeased.

"Can't do it alone."

Mebius covered the hem of his skirt and shrank back with a wary expression.

"Don't be nervous, aren't we talking about work?"

"...bastard thing!"

Wutong pretended not to hear, and said with a smile: "You really don't need to give the First God Key a personality."

Resigned to his fate, Mebius sat up and said helplessly: "My masterpiece must be perfect and must be better than Mei's work."

"Why do you need to compare with her?"

"Hey... I don't want to compare with her, but except for Mei, no one can compare with me. If I don't compare with her, I won't have any fun at all."

Mebius deliberately sighed with a sad tone: "Hey... In fact, even Mei has been left far away by others a long time ago. Who let her die? What a pity, there is no feeling of opponent, It’s a little lonely!”

Mebius's pretense is very good, but it lacks a bit of simplicity and deliberateness, and is still not as good as Wutong's pretense.

"Lonely? Do you need my comfort..."

"No need!" Mebius quickly interrupted.

"Okay, so, is it possible that you want to...?"

"Prometheus!" Snake confirmed his suspicion.

Wutong raised his eyebrows: "As for that? Even Void Manzo is just a clone of Prometheus."

"I just said, my work must be perfect!"

"But...that girl...okay, I'll think of a way."

"Keke~ You are so kind, Father Wutong~" Mebius said with a wide smile.

"What's the reward?"

"..."

Mebius gritted his teeth: "Come on!"

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