Chapter 15: Cherry Blossoms and Snakes Quarrel with Each Other Early in the Morning
evening,
Taixu Mountain.
"Hey~ You are a rare visitor! Do you want to draw a lot, old antique? Since we have a good relationship and you have taken care of me for so long, I can be generous and do a fortune for you for free."
"Who asked you to set up a fortune-telling stall to make money?"
"Hey~ Of course I came up with such a genius idea myself!"
"That's bullshit."
"Huh? Why?!"
"What's wrong with you? You have to trick people?"
"Hey! Why did I deceive people? My calculations are accurate! Besides, one hexagram only costs one yuan. Where can I find such a cheap price? And I still deceive people? I am obviously a big philanthropist, right?! Also, Don’t you know that my fortune telling stall has become a feature of our Taixu Mountain?!”
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"Hehe~ You don't know?! Let me tell you, every day, the girls who pass by my place before work or school will come to draw a lot. Those who win the 'good luck' will have a good day. Mood. For one dollar, you can buy a good mood. How good! If you have a good mood, you can work happily and improve work efficiency. I have made a great contribution to the anti-Honkai cause! Hehe~ Old antique, praise me! "
"...What if I draw a 'big bad'?"
"Then let's count them as unlucky! How about that?! Am I right?! The girl who got the 'fierce' card will definitely not be in a good mood that day, so she'll be the 'fierce' one! I'm simply a genius!"
"You are cheating!"
"Hey?! Why did I deceive people? My calculations were accurate and cheap. How did I deceive people?! Didn't you understand what I just said?!"
"...Have you done fortune-telling for yourself today?"
"Forget it, 'Daji'! Hehe! I'm so lucky!"
"Your calculation is not accurate. You are the 'bad guy' today."
"Huh? How is that possible? I'm really in a good mood today... Wait a minute!!! Stop! You... you... you old antique dare to smash my stall?! Stop! Do it again?! That's too much! It's just a bully! That's too much! Do you still have 'heavenly rules' in your eyes?! You're going to smash my stall, right?! I'll fight with you!!!"
…
early morning,
The white mist outside the window gradually dissipated, and Sakura just finished washing up.
When she got dressed, carried the wooden basin, and planned to wash the sheets, she found that Mebius hadn't woken up yet and was lazy in bed again.
Sakura was already used to this. She picked up the naked snake, froze it into a big ice lump, and threw it into the tub.
"Click!"
The ice cracked.
"Can you stop waking me up like this all the time? It's very cold!" Mebius rubbed his arms and said dissatisfied, "Can't you be gentler to others?"
Sakura pulled the sheets off, balled them up, and threw them into the basin.
"I'm very considerate." Ying said coldly, "When you wake up, just take a shower with ice water to save time and effort. Isn't that good?"
"But it's cold!"
"Don't you know how to heat the water?" Sakura squatted on the ground, scrubbing the sheets, and said expressionlessly, "The body has grown up, but the brain capacity has not grown? Can't you take care of yourself anymore?"
"...Can't you treat me better?" Mebius silently heated the bath water.
"No." Sakura's answer was decisive.
"Oh, no...is it interesting to argue all the time? Quarrels are a waste of time and meaningless."
"If you were obedient, we wouldn't quarrel."
"Why are you disobedient?"
"I don't want to listen to you."
"I'm not willing to listen to you yet!"
"Then let's make a noise."
"..."
Mebius dipped his head into the water and washed his hair. After a long time, he surfaced.
"From now on, don't touch others when they are in bed!" Mebius wiped his face and said in disgust.
"Why don't you touch it?"
"Haha~ Why are you so confident?! Why should I let you touch it?! I don't owe you anything!"
"Okay, if you don't want to touch it, don't touch it. I won't care about you. From now on, the left half of this bed is for the lower side, and the right half is yours. No one can cross the boundary."
"I want the left side! I like the left side."
"no."
"why not?"
"No, it just won't work."
Gu: “Can you stop being so bossy?”
"cannot."
"That's unreasonable, isn't it?"
"yes."
"..." Mebius scratched his head and asked in confusion, "My little guinea pig is so smart, why would he marry such a thing like you?"
Mebius rarely wanted to have a calm chat with her, but to his surprise, Sakura still looked like she was dead.
"Because I am the most beautiful woman in the world."
"Bah! How disgusting! Are you the most stinky person in the world?"
"No matter what you say, I will never give you my left side."
"Looking for a fight, right?" Mebius said in a bad tone.
"Yes." Sakura didn't hesitate at all.
Mebius narrowed his eyes and suddenly smiled: "Ha~ OK, OK, I'll give you the left side, but... if Brother Wutong doesn't go to the left side in the future, don't blame me."
"Oh, you
If you have that ability, you won’t give up your left side. "Sakura didn't care about Mebius' threats.
"We'll see."
"You won't have the ability to wait until later."
"..."
After a while,
Sakura has washed the sheets and is tidying up the house.
Mebius hadn't finished taking a bath yet. She lay lazily on the edge of the tub, leaning on her arm, tilting her head, looking at Sakura's figure while working, and said: "Hey! Fox Fox, Since you are particularly sensitive to time, why do you think the clocks in this world rotate counterclockwise?"
"..."
Sakura ignored her.
"Hey! I'm talking to you! Fox!"
"If you call me that again, believe it or not, I will stab you to death with a knife?" Sakura pulled out the knife and added, "Stab from the bottom up."
"Haha~ Okay, okay, I'm so irritable... So, great Ms. Sakura, what do you think of the problem I just asked?" Mebius said in a weird voice.
"I don't have any opinion. Why don't you ask Wutong?"
"It's boring to ask him. People like to explore by themselves." Mebius sighed, "In this world, people can't study anything. I can only study this little thing and find something to do for myself. Hey... ok It’s boring, I wanted to study the end, but the guinea pig wouldn’t let me.”
"Heh, what's the end of your research? If you overestimate your capabilities, she could slap you to death." Sakura sneered, "You're still exploring on your own? I don't see that you've researched anything on your own."
Mebius smiled and said: "Haha~ It's just that you don't know, I actually understand a lot of things.
"For example... I not only know how the white mist is generated, but I also know why Honkai energy appears in the air at night.
“Furthermore, I also understood the relationship between the two, and understood why the seemingly ordinary white mist could carry the newly born Honkai Energy into the ‘ocean’.
"Even, I know why the Honkai energy in the sea doesn't scatter and spread.
"How about it?"
"Ha~ That's it? What you said, I already know what's going on." Sakura said disdainfully, "You have been researching for so many years, and you have only discovered this little thing?"
"Yeah, unlike you, I don't want to use my brain. I don't know how to do anything except ask Brother Wutong."
"I'm just too lazy to think about it. If I want to know something, I can understand it as soon as I think about it." Sakura said.
"Hey~ So powerful? I happen to have a doubt here. Can the great Sakura-sama think about it and help me solve it?"
"cannot."
"If you can answer it now, your clothes will be washed for you in the future."
"explain."
Sakura believes that she already knows enough about the world, because she has no doubts or puzzles about those abnormal phenomena, so Mebius's questions should not be difficult for her.
"There is so much Honkai Energy in this world, and it is seriously unbalanced with the real energy. If this is the case, how did this world carry so much Honkai Energy and not collapse because of it? And why did it not turn into an imaginary number space?"
"..."
Sakura has never asked Wutong this question before.
"You don't understand even after I tell you." Sakura said calmly.
"Haha~ If you don't even say anything, how do you know that I don't understand?"
"Your IQ is not good."
After speaking, Sakura threw the towel in her hand on the table, turned around and left the bedroom. She was going to find Wutong to ask what was going on.